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Crime › Re: "SARS Officials Dragged Me Naked With My Manhood, Took N30k Before Releasing Me" by Xinzu: 10:43am On Mar 12, 2018

That gay sarz official who reached for his dick needs to do 14 years in jail as enshrined in the constitution.

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Romance › Re: Rate Ma New Look by Xinzu: 10:23pm On Mar 11, 2018

I just dey wonder how your old look go come be

Celebrities › Re: Night View Of E-Money's Mansion (Photos) by Xinzu: 10:42pm On Mar 08, 2018

The asslicking champion of Capua is back to lick E-money's ass as usual.

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Politics › Re: Ghanaians React To Buhari's Promise To Help Fight Corruption by Xinzu: 9:33am On Mar 07, 2018

makydebbie:
Since your mail isn't available, how about you mention me on another thread? Whatsapp isn't an option, I'm sorry.

Kai! is that how u use to do? grin

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Health › Re: What Is Stopping The White From Getting The Cure For HIV/AIDS? by Xinzu: 11:55am On Mar 06, 2018

lalababy:
shut up y'all am trying to give a Bleep

Romance › Re: Lady Busts A Boy Parading Her As His Girlfriend On Twitter by Xinzu: 6:20pm On Mar 04, 2018

biacan:
See this one you're not yet serious you that I'm trying to help your bachelor's life you're here giving conditions

Really I'm happy for you

I love my bachelors life abeg, I don't need help. Thank you very much grin

I'm sure you are, you never really liked the hair colour

Romance › Re: Lady Busts A Boy Parading Her As His Girlfriend On Twitter by Xinzu: 5:37pm On Mar 04, 2018

biacan:
Marry abeg I'm still single ooo....

If not for a slow person like you what are you waiting for to come for me

Has your boss complain of the hair colour

Maybe I'm slow cos I don't believe you love me, write "I love you Mr Xinzu" on your signature and I'll know you mean business grin

Yes, although subtly but I'll be taking it down real soon.

Health › Re: Masseuse Calls Out Men For Not Wiping Their Butt Before Coming For Massage by Xinzu: 5:23pm On Mar 04, 2018

nairavsdollars:
MGBEKE...SHE WILL BE AN EXPERT IN HAPPY ENDING

We're thinking in the same direction grin

Romance › Re: Lady Busts A Boy Parading Her As His Girlfriend On Twitter by Xinzu: 5:20pm On Mar 04, 2018

biacan:
Anything for the Chubby daddy is acceptable

Everything is not for the media Xinzu
I'm fyn jare....how is work

I heard you're getting married grin

Uhh... Okay?

Work is fine, same old.

Romance › Re: Lady Busts A Boy Parading Her As His Girlfriend On Twitter by Xinzu: 5:10pm On Mar 04, 2018

biacan:
The free giving papa

I'm still waiting for my gift.....
How have you been

The cheerful giving mama grin

I don't recall promising you a gift o shocked

I've been holding up, how's you?

Romance › Re: Lady Busts A Boy Parading Her As His Girlfriend On Twitter by Xinzu: 5:04pm On Mar 04, 2018

lefulefu:
like me wey store Daniella okeke for my fone...though Xinzu be fighting me over daniella okeke

Daniella is mine, bruh. Hands off her undecided

Romance › Re: Airforce1 Drops New Jamz "Oya Na" Audio by Xinzu: 11:08pm On Mar 03, 2018

IamAirforce1:
Xinzu I sight you, you been monitoring me?

I'm up up up

You think I give a fucck bout the shiit you spewing all over nairaland about me?.

Dude I love the publicity

6k studio sessions don't impress me. I'm not "simple". Average people release songs every other day like its a picnic and you want a furking medal for dropping ONE weak-ass track after 3 years of non-stop idiotic display? You're a joke!

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Music/Radio › Re: G'iyaz Drops His Remix Of Kcee's "Burn" by Xinzu: 9:53pm On Mar 03, 2018

Comparing Giyazz to Airforce1 is like comparing Vladimir Klitschko to Bash Ali.

So please don't.

One is an actual musician while the other one is merely an acclaimed nairaland dream artiste.

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Romance › Re: 1k Instant Airtime For Whosoever Get This Right by Xinzu: 10:30pm On Mar 02, 2018

How far off does your age beat mine if I may ask?

Crime › Re: 73-Year-Old Man Locked Up In Benin Prison After His Age Was Reduced To 42.Photos by Xinzu: 9:47pm On Mar 02, 2018

JasonScolari:
Lol, I just love the way you hit it straight up. You still my boss anyday, anytime. Forget that old camel.

God bless you real Good sir.

I appreciate you, sir.. God's blessings fall on you too!

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Crime › Re: 73-Year-Old Man Locked Up In Benin Prison After His Age Was Reduced To 42.Photos by Xinzu: 5:35pm On Mar 02, 2018

JasonScolari:
Everywhere tight for here.... Head burn.

How the hustle boss?

As long as this idiot remain on Nigeria's seat of power, everywhere go dey tight. The man is a curse!

I'm doing pretty well, thank God.

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Crime › Re: 73-Year-Old Man Locked Up In Benin Prison After His Age Was Reduced To 42.Photos by Xinzu: 4:52pm On Mar 02, 2018

JasonScolari:
Lol, my boss, kindly ignore that dude.

Really miss you sir.

Baba e don tey oo, how your side na?

Crime › Re: 73-Year-Old Man Locked Up In Benin Prison After His Age Was Reduced To 42.Photos by Xinzu: 2:04pm On Mar 02, 2018

chuks34:
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Olodo, "Am" is actually correct in that context. See as you disgrace your generation because of ITK.

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Politics › Re: Obi, Umeh, Obiano & Chidoka Pictured At Allen Onyema's 25th Wedding Anniversary by Xinzu: 1:49pm On Mar 02, 2018

Airforce1 will most likely pee his pants once he see's this pic grin

Travel › Re: 13 Places With Funny Names In Nigeria. Add Yours by Xinzu: 12:27am On Mar 02, 2018

I saw this one on FP few weeks ago: ONITOTO grin

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Romance › Re: Should You Pee Before Or After Sex? An Expert Explains by Xinzu: 8:14pm On Mar 01, 2018

I feel the urge to pee by default, I don't need an "expert" to explain nada.

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Romance › Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by Xinzu: 8:12pm On Mar 01, 2018

YoungDaNaval:
Lmao!!!!

They tried their best but, it didn't work sad

Romance › Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by Xinzu: 8:07pm On Mar 01, 2018

I guess that scar on your forehead is where they unsuccessfully attempted to insert sense into you. undecided

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Romance › Re: Happy New Month by Xinzu: 6:17pm On Mar 01, 2018

Same to you Oga Jaks! Much love.

Politics › Re: No Money For Peace Corps But There Is For Cattle Colony - Reno Omokri by Xinzu: 1:51pm On Mar 01, 2018

I support him but I think he's been talking too much lately. They should bring back Deji Adeyanju or that other guy who writes epistles.

Politics › Re: Exercise 'cat Race' Yielding Positive Results, Says Middle Belt Group by Xinzu: 1:47pm On Mar 01, 2018

APC paid agents.

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Politics › Re: Reps Pass Vote Of No Confidence On Fayemi, Bwari by Xinzu: 1:43pm On Mar 01, 2018

Fayemi, Fashola and Ngige are the worst ministers in Buhari's cabinet.

Followed closely by Adebayo Shittu, That Red Berret Guy (Sports minister) and Lai Mohammed.

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Romance › Re: Man Prints Picture Of His Girlfriend Cheating On His Shirt & Wore It To Her Work by Xinzu: 9:48am On Mar 01, 2018

markode777:
Jesu!!! this girl that has this level innocent face can give that level of Bj? Only God knows how many guys you have given Drinking that's not your husband.

SHAME!! on you, expert in BJ. LOOSE HOE!

See her innocent face and wide mouth that can swallow any size of di*k.. CHAI

You're a fool. An inept, incurable fool.

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