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Properties / Re: Evander Holyfield Face Foreclosure by Xiomarra: 9:18pm On Jun 06, 2008 |
With 9 children and failure to pay child support hanging around his neck. A typical "nigger" from Africa if you ask me. Leave for today and forget tomorrow and yesterday. Borrow borrow make me rich. Thank God his wife ran away with Sugar Ray! I would even leave him for Mohamaduu Ali kpa kpa! You and your stupid threads! |
Romance / Re: Why Is It That Everybody Cheats In A Relationship? Even You! by Xiomarra: 9:03pm On Jun 06, 2008 |
The mental cheating is the most entertaining form of cheating. No vanquished, no victors. No gossiping, no heartbreaks. Classified information. |
Politics / Re: Most Versatile And Intelligent Nairalander by Xiomarra: 9:00pm On Jun 06, 2008 |
MallamMusa: Don't be jealous please! Trash goes with class! The main reason most of you guys spend ALL of your waking moments in brothels especially Nairaland! You certainly can't do without us. Ask mohadana please! As for you, only cows about to give up their ghosts will find you either attractive or intelligent with the number of useless posts you open on a minute by minute basis. At least some of us can afford to get Hot. . . . you?. . . . If you can find it. |
Culture / Re: Annoying Nigerian Sayings by Xiomarra: 8:21pm On Jun 06, 2008 |
®Th£ Sly®: I think I tell you? Naija pipo dey scatter English no be small. Make I go find some more come. Seeing is believing. |
Politics / Re: Most Versatile And Intelligent Nairalander by Xiomarra: 8:09pm On Jun 06, 2008 |
Please who knows what tribe Jakumo comes from. . . Yoruba abi?. . . because I saw him displaying on one Fashola thread like that one kain. It is just too difficult to place him in any particular part of Nigeria and he just does not "gossip" like the rest of the Nigerian dudes here. Please Jakumo come and collect your award and tell me what tribe you belong to in Nigeria. You do not behave like a "typical" Nigerian dude and some of[b] "us"[/b] ladies are curious. Please attend to "our" curiosities at your earliest convenience. Sincerely yours, forever. On behalf of, Nairaland Hot ladies! Please we know you don't like married overweight sagging piece of fleshy old cargos above 28 years old. Don't be afraid. I am only a "spokesperson" here. We have many fine "lepascious" cousins for you to choose from. Just come and collect your prize and other "benefits" will be duly added unto the prize. Even if you are married, no problem. We will accomodate "cultural allowances of polygamy" in your case. You are a rare gem and we just want to make sure you never get lost to the "other races"! We desperately want to "propagate" your species. |
Culture / Re: Annoying Nigerian Sayings by Xiomarra: 7:53pm On Jun 06, 2008 |
®Th£ Sly®: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=131961.msg2234167#msg2234167 Bunkum abi? Na wetin be this?
Now who is forming? Well, as you can see for yourself. . . this person was "fatally killed and brought back from life" |
Culture / Re: Annoying Nigerian Sayings by Xiomarra: 7:47pm On Jun 06, 2008 |
®Th£ Sly®: Which bunkums? Have you not heard your people on Nairaland write such here? Let me go and find the thread. |
Culture / Re: Annoying Nigerian Sayings by Xiomarra: 7:06pm On Jun 06, 2008 |
How much did you gave? |
Culture / Re: Annoying Nigerian Sayings by Xiomarra: 7:05pm On Jun 06, 2008 |
Please don't tear my[b] trouzis![/b] trouzis=trousers! |
Culture / Re: Annoying Nigerian Sayings by Xiomarra: 7:05pm On Jun 06, 2008 |
Kri[/b]ses and [b]sha[/b]oos! [b] Meaning crisis and chaos! |
Culture / Re: Annoying Nigerian Sayings by Xiomarra: 7:03pm On Jun 06, 2008 |
Sand has entered my eye. . . by plane, road or by sea travel? |
Culture / Re: Annoying Nigerian Sayings by Xiomarra: 7:01pm On Jun 06, 2008 |
Please stop shedding crocodile tears. . . . |
Politics / Re: Most Versatile And Intelligent Nairalander by Xiomarra: 6:58pm On Jun 06, 2008 |
he he he he he First class Illity! Too bad no be suya we dey sell for here. Mallam abeg enter under your "shed"! |
Politics / Re: Alas, Wahab Folawiyo Is Dead by Xiomarra: 6:51pm On Jun 06, 2008 |
sheniqua: One of the "Great Ten Wives"! |
Politics / Re: Alas, Wahab Folawiyo Is Dead by Xiomarra: 6:46pm On Jun 06, 2008 |
MallamMusa: If my papa die. . .I beg no cry! People in my family have died and died and I have no tears left. So stop your whinnings! Who cares? |
Politics / Re: Alas, Wahab Folawiyo Is Dead by Xiomarra: 6:44pm On Jun 06, 2008 |
Is this it? Thank God for google. I see! I guess we can call him a "regional hero" then. May his soul rest in peace. Amen! Thank God for your life. Most Nigerians can only pray to reach 60. You try papa "adini"! 80 years is a good time to go. Sleep well papa. You had a great life. May God give your family strength at this time. You will be missed. |
Politics / Re: Alas, Wahab Folawiyo Is Dead by Xiomarra: 6:41pm On Jun 06, 2008 |
MallamMusa: What is this legacy please. Can someone please enlighten us? You just don't go throwing high sounding names at our faces and expect us to feel the same way you do. What exactly did he do? I keep seeing his name once in a while but have not been able to zero in on what he is all about. Or is this your typical of "hero worshipping" names without any substance attached to it? Helpful education needed please. |
Politics / Re: Alas, Wahab Folawiyo Is Dead by Xiomarra: 6:34pm On Jun 06, 2008 |
Long hisssssssssssssssssss! Like people are expected to live for ever. The dude was old. Let him rest in peace! "baba adini of nigeria" indeed. I am ignorant of his contributions to the Nigerian state of affairs. So please educate me. Building a mosque in the middle of a "village square" is not exactly what I am talking about. BTW, condolenses the entire family. Hopefully Labanella will stop applying her make up like a "masquerade" and look natural for once since "baba adini" looks no more!
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Crime / Re: 18 Most Wanted Nigerians In The Usa by Xiomarra: 6:31pm On Jun 06, 2008 |
thresa8: You son of a K-pussied bitch! If you type any of my IDs on this Nairaland I will personally come over to that your bullshit of an Ijawland London and slap the retarded sperm out of your retarded deek and feed it to Logan my dog. He he can phock you too. Idiot! |
Politics / Re: Most Versatile And Intelligent Nairalander by Xiomarra: 2:08pm On Jun 06, 2008 |
How can we forget? [size=20pt]4 Play a.k.a. I-man![/size] You rock! Nairaland will be dead without brains like you who can also wink at the ladies in other sections of Nairaland. What a passionate debater. [size=20pt]You go ROMEO![/size] Talk about hunk and brains! |
Romance / Re: WHY DO RELATIONSHIPS GET BUSTED? by Xiomarra: 10:51am On Jun 06, 2008 |
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm! By their fruits, you shall know them. Bad up bringing for one. Unmarriageable materials. Na only to cuss people for internet una sabi. Breakin' up often is a reward for too much busy bodi, over sabi behaviours! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! I say.
Siddon for Abuja dey find husband or permanent relationships. No go siddon for your village. How can any serious young man keep you for more than 60 seconds after being massaged by all those alhajis with German diseases in Abuja for crying out loud? Thank God all my brothers are married. No one of them has the misfortune of meeting most of you "loose" Nairaland "Abuja" pit latrines. Abuja babe, or is it "Abuja toilet"? I have a lot to write but will stop for now. You think say I don forget you? |
Family / Re: Nigerian Men Spending Time Away From Their Families by Xiomarra: 12:41am On Jun 06, 2008 |
amber_ella: Which bad experience? I am telling you that that is how God created them and you are talking of bad experiences? I have not had any bad experiences please. . . .I handle them well. . . in the only language they understand. . . "KRASE"! Period! Look at what you wrote up there and I quote:
You are very lucky you were able to cage that your husband where he belongs. I would definitely do the same. Most of these "so called businessmen" would leave their families for months to go and start other families outside while you remain married "in name only"! If your husband had succeeded in letting you deal with the pre-separation "Modus Operandi", you could as well kiss him goodbye. I will never allow such a marriage of long distance convenience. Of course family is more important. But like you noted, it is the norm for most Nigerian men especially to live "nomadic" lives in search of "greener" pastures. Thereby sacrificing the integrity of the marriage and family set up for their own selfish motives. I say thank your stars. That dude would have been phocking like a mad dog in Nigeria with all those "night bus" ladies! E be like say dem don lock that night bus ashewo thread! Leilah: he he he he he he. Leilah baby, you sure you did not start this thread with a new ID. Nairaland don teach oyinbo pickin 499! You go girl! |
Romance / Re: Luxurious Bus Love - Share Your Experience by Xiomarra: 11:34pm On Jun 05, 2008 |
You Nigerian girls from the south are a big disgrace! See una mates for Northern Nigeria? How many well brought up girls will be seen from the north like night marauders on night buses to Port Harcourt I ask? Una no dey shame? Poverty stricken people! Abeg make una hide una heads. Don't you ever come and tell us this kind of disgraceful stories again please! I dey shame for una. Abuja babes take note too! |
Romance / Re: Luxurious Bus Love - Share Your Experience by Xiomarra: 11:29pm On Jun 05, 2008 |
MallamMusa: Dr Kitaun: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh God! These people don come again? I only enter airplanes from Benin to Lagos please! What is that? 14,000 Naira only. To avoid being fingered by one mad man on one "Ekene Dili Chukwu" son of a bitch of a bus! Abeg make una no vesss! I say na only poor people dey enter "Lusshurious" bus for Naija. . . Mobile ashi joints! Mobile phocking centers without toilet or kleenex! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! To be phocked by armed robbers and ritualists! My brothers be agberos. . . but me and ma sister na "aje butter" pickins them. Ma papa make sure of that one wellu wellu. Anywhere I show up for this stupid website na so so trouble! Moderator abeg lock this thread as usual. . . .e be like say fight wan "buxx" out for hia oooooooooooooooh! [size=15pt]LEVELS PLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEE!!!! [/size] You southerners should stop going to "make ashewo" in the North please. Hmmmmmmm. . . . Youth Corpers my dead toe nail! I don run comot oooooooooooooooh! |
Romance / Re: Luxurious Bus Love - Share Your Experience by Xiomarra: 11:15pm On Jun 05, 2008 |
Ehen. . . .I don come back. Una say wetin? sheniqua: Osisi, I thought you had more class than this. No thank you. How many well brought up ladies[b] like my very self [/b] do you see travelling in a "night ashewo" bus at night to save costs? Oga oooooooooooooooooooooooh! How una no get fingered? You can't see any well brought up "aje butter" northern babe wandering around on a carmel or horseback like some "Queen Amina of Zaria" in the middle of the night to Port Harcourt do you? Soooooooooooooooo, how a whole Edo queen go enter luxurious bus for night when I have a permanent "boarding pass" to Italy and Belgium? I dey Krrrrrrrrrrrrase? @poster Abeg wetin you say you dey do for "Adamawa" again? You go see Atiku? A "Frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrresh" Corper you said? How many fresh "Northern young corpers" do you see in the south of Nigeria? Night bus Youth Corper! |
Romance / Re: Luxurious Bus Love - Share Your Experience by Xiomarra: 8:17pm On Jun 05, 2008 |
sheniqua: I say I never travelled in any luxurious buses. The best I did was to to Kaduna on a field trip once and it was a chartered vehicle. like a 25 seater for students. Wetin I dey find for inside luxurious bus? Which faraway cities? I[b] no dey waka like that ooooooooooooooooooooh![/b] Pass Lagos I can't venture into any other part of Nigeria. What? I have never even been to Abuja, don't ever plan to even with all my friends and relatives there.! I only went to Kaduna once and for just 3 days on a field trip. There sure wasn't any phocking or smooching going on in that bus. Wetin I dey find for North? I can never try such a thing! Sorry, chartered vehicles only or I take a flight if possible. Luxurious bus ke? Please believe it. My brothers have entered. . . but me and my sister have NEVER entered a luxurious bus. That na for "Aje Kpako" children like una. Awon Low Income Group! Levels abeg ooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Chai! I don't deal in containers so I have no business with Luxurious buses. I have no business with Northern Nigeria so no need to go too far from home. Lived too much of a sheltered life for that kind of mess. Thank God for that! Please believe it. I never had to travel far from home to ever visit inside a luxurious bus. . . when it got to that stage. . . I left the country. Thank God! Off to beautify myself as usual. . . over to you ooooooooooooh! Awon luxurious/molue bus passengers! |
Romance / Re: Luxurious Bus Love - Share Your Experience by Xiomarra: 8:06pm On Jun 05, 2008 |
sheniqua: I no fit shout! I see what poverty causes? Like I said, I have never entered a so called "Ekene Di Li Chukwu, The Young Shall Grow, Ijeoma, Osondu" and all those funny names of transportation. I saw all those things and thank God I never entered any of them. The best I did was Delta line. Maximum 5 passengers. Not some bus with armed robbers masquerading as guards looking for people to phock inside as free show?. Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! These people go soon feature for youtube. Phocking in Luxurious buses! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! OMG! [size=15pt]Are the guys any better?[/size] Are they not the ones doing the fingering and phocking on those buses? Over to the guys abroad looking for wives. . . please catch the next luxurious bus from Adamawa to Yenogoa for a fun-filled ride. Lots of blow jobs to get there! Chai! No wonder some of these Nairaland girls behave anyhow. After phocking in luxurious buses. . .they will come here and make mouth like shit! [size=15pt]Luxurious bus phockers![/size] I don die oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! My Gosh! he he he he he he he he! I beg I dey go do my hair and nails. Will keep up on this story for further educations! God forbid bad thing I say! |
Romance / Re: Luxurious Bus Love - Share Your Experience by Xiomarra: 7:55pm On Jun 05, 2008 |
See wetin poverty for Nigeria dey cause. . . entering luxurious buses at night? I can't get over that! I thought Luxurious buses only serviced traders and market women and men? My God! This is the greatest story on nairaland today as far as I am concerned. [size=15pt]SAY WHAT?[/size] @Poster You try. Viewing your profile! Thinking silently to myself, You be real luxurious bus material oooooooooooooooooooh! |
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