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dechandel:
LOL
I got your message
And i am on every platform

Jacksparrow0712:
Even Jesus said and I quote "it's been written, thou shall not tempt thy Lord"
Not taking the necessary medical precautions to me is like tempting thy Lord

dechandel:
MERS? Saw the breaking news om CNN
Its a good thing it didnt break out in Africa
I still have the Ebola check whatever on my passport
If you dont believe in medical terms, what do you then believe in? The words of Amadioha?

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ebola check on passport, on top watin
Modern medicine is a big scam and a means of exploitation. The only thing real about it is abortions

I believe in prayers more though.

Minimizing or not, but you got my message.

dechandel:
Everybody's a33

I know you missed me plenrri
And yep, i did come online at some point but only to deactiviate
And the holy spirit ministered on me not to


Whatsup with you? How is South K?

which holy spirit? Angel demaria or Angel Gabriela?

S.K is cool, the only problem is the resent outbreak of the middle eastern respiratory syndrome( MERS). it's contagious same way as ebola and also got the ebola like symptoms, but i still go about my normal activities without fear .I don't really believe in anything medical, I think they're all scam. I just go to the hospital for going sake , not really because I believe in it though


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dechandel:
Shove the appointment down your Mallam's a33

Did you miss me?

wether mallam a33, yebos a33 or yeyeruba a33, it's one naija a33

I don't really miss people
TBH, I miss you small

I checked on your profile couple of times, it shows you came around to peep, but refuses to comment

Truckpusher:
My wife won't work for anybody.

bro, let her work and explore her dreams.
you wouldn't wanna hear "I'd have been this and that, because of you"this man" I sacrificed my dreams , hopes, ambitions and aspirations, yet You re treating me this way. ungratefu manl. God 'll judge you"

dechandel:
Nope
I follow Goodluck Jonathan retire

Kedu? Been a longggggg while

odima
Oh! I forgot you're a diehard fan of the outgone president.

Anyways, tell oga jonna to get ready for his U.N appointment, as the peace ambassador

It been long because you went hayware

dechandel:
Boo boo
Elephant

omo shuoo
I actually thought you've been trekking for sen. saraki as he emerges as the Senate president.

Well, welcome back from your safe trip.

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]Op why are you sipping water with straw?[/color]

aunty rose, how that wan take come consign you?

Receive a miracle husband in jah name.
Receive it. Blows air on her: buffffff

Truckpusher:
Soju doesn't even make me high, man!

Trust me ,our kaikai is far stronger .You can take all that bottle of soju at a gulp but you can't try that shiit with our local gin .

Kaikai is one hundred percent ethanol but Soju is so diluted that a twelve year old boy will take his chances and still talk normal except for Koreans - They simply do not have the head for anything that is strong .

lol. But the local gin is for old fellas. BTW, that is a career killer and has destroyed a lot of destiny.

Truckpusher:
Nice Korean local liquor but to a Nigerian it's like water .

Even our kaikai is stronger than soju.

nay, I've had both and I should be in better position to bring verdict on this. Soju is far stronger, man. It brings the high, mighty and strong on their butts.
Men, you need to try that bro and when you do, you 'll have a change of ministry

Truckpusher:
Me too ,my head dey vibrate like sagamite mama yansh.

this Korean drink called soju got no respect for no one. Its 5pm and still on the bed.

Truckpusher:
How are you ?

just chilling and still recovering from hangover of last night drinking

LadyBoss1:
Morning ..
Who wants tea

weak generation help me with some agbo, prepared with dogonyaro leaf and bark.

ipledge4:
have never had 3somes

it's fun and awesome . like I said before, it's better not to start it.

MrsChima:
You got some long fingers.

that's just one of the benefits being single

ronald4lif:
I don't understand why people indulge in that swinging of a thing. They do it a lot in the UK too. Sounds creepy.

I swear down. Some folks ideology is just simple insanity. How would you swing your wife just in the name of adventure

ipledge4:
i hear say las Vegas bad,some even called it Sin city

Vegas is a nice place to visit, but a bad place to live in. You wouldn't want that kinda promiscuous life style, all you need is one lady, that's all.

When you start keeping a lot of women and having a lot of 3some; it would become difficult to take any lady serious. It's better not to start it at all.

ronald4lif:
Oh really?. So Las Vegas is the place to be. Dusting my passport mehn, need some excess puna.

ipledge4:
and los Ángeles is Califonia(cali)its far distance,its 3hrs time difference... I mention SE,because its not as far as cali and i spent 2days

ronald4lif:
Lol! 3days drive. The guy tried oo. But do you mean you can't drive for up to an hour to see a lady?. Even when in conji.

which conji why would you go to sokoto, when you got all you want in your shokoto. When you live in las vegas, you'll never suffer from conji . I'm happy I don't live there no more though, the sex life there is just too much

ipledge4:
Cali to New York is a very far distance...I spent two days in thé bus when coming from Aberdeen SD to NY

you probably mistaken los Angeles for las Vegas. Las Vegas is in Nevada. California to new york is like Nigeria to Europe. Just imagine buhari trekkers were actually trekking from Oregon state to new hemisphere

ronald4lif:
Lol! Guys do these and even worse. It may surprise us to know the number of Nigerian guys in Aussie who travel to Naija often just to see a lady they might have hooked up on some social media. Although they'd also spend time with their families but the lady was actually a prime factor responsible for their travelling. They choose to call it love sha.

that's using one stone to kill 2 birds .
My older bro drove 3days, from las Vegas to new York to see lady, although he also went to see some family members as well, but that's was not his primary objective. The farthest I've gone was Lafayette to Houston, 4hrs drive. Call me lazy, I agree

These days, i can even go across the street because of a lady, the boot for those hassles is been hung.

MrsChima:
You know you Nigerian men love white puss so it wasn't surprising to me.

ronald4lif:
I haven't but a cousin went on a hols trip to Adelaide just to visit his one time girlfriend. London to Adelaide is over 24hours by air.]What guys do for punny.

It's not only guys though, ladies travel long distance too just for copulation. You can equally say power of kini.

that your cousin has a lion's heart . The farthest I'd go see a lady for is a 4hrs driving trip.

DollyParton1:
U make me laugh.

No boy. Had to go through ur profile and previous posts on nairaland. I can buy you ten times man. You are not even fit to call my dog broke.

buy him as a dido or as what?
BTW, ain't 10 too much?