₦airaland Forum

penisEnlargmnt:
Anything aside

s6 edge, iPhone6, HTC one m8/m9 is a NO NO

coolitempa:
Go to YouTube......and hear Malaysian police officers interviewing ibo drug carriers.......after doing that....we can talk again....

coolitempa:
Not at all...they r well known outside Nigeria now.....

chymystique:


[color=#DD00FF]Get Rich Or Die Trying mentality would lead some people to early grave.[/color]
I really dont know why these kinda of people give igbos bad reputation.... NDLEA should deal with him without mercy....

slim19:
How many rich Nigerian ladies can do this.....she is humble

all these stunts re just to enable em invade taxes by the end of the year. They spend 1cent but claim spending all their earnings for the year there, some even come back to file for bankruptcy.

Anyways , its all good that they rendering humanitarian services to the 3rd world countries, even though they making more of em, at least they re going what the government shoulda done for the people.

Kachisbarbie:
Am I safe?

absolutely! Safe like the young shall grow motors.

Kachisbarbie:
[? [/i]

fellowbeing:
I am a 23 year old undergraduate of University of Ilorin.
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at age 23 some folks out there re still trying to get admitted into college. You think those successful guys you see out there never passed through brimstone and fire ? Or you think they never had challenges that could have made them had same thought you got now?

To make it in life, you must be ready to overcome and This is one of the challenges that needs to be out under subjection. After you must have passed through this phase of life, one day you'll look back and smile and be glad you didn't take the easy route (suicide) .

School is good, but that isn't all you need to succeed. You can be a scholar of various disciplines and be unsuccessful in life and you can also be that guy who never went to college, but pulls all kinda crowd..

You need to go hard instead of going home(death) . this is the survival of the fittest and only the strong will survive. Just make up your mind that no matter how hard it appears, you gonna get the hell outta that tunnel.

If president buhari had given up is presidential ambition because of being a serial loser in the past, he wouldn't be the president of Nigeria today. Same applies to you. If you kill yourself today, you probably just killed that great tomorrow's leader .

My advise for you is to go back to get you stuff straight, no matter how long it takes and no matter how bad the outcome turns out to be, take it and hope for the best.

Good luck .







Suicide is a permanent bad solution to a temporary problem.

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]That's why you are still not ready for marriage. You are still thinking like a boy, and not like a man.

There are certain times we have to act in certain ways, certain decisions we have to take, just to make peace reign and for things to work out.

Freeze knows that if he decides to retaliate, it would lead to a fight, so he tolls the path of evasion.

Mind you, it requires a degree of self control to not hit back at a woman and that in my opinion, is a virtue.[/color]

the bolded is why I don't believe in feminism. The so called illusive word only exist in ladies fantasies.

LadyBoss1:
?
Im guessing u do

guessing is always allowed
BTW, since when did people start complaining about the taste of alcohol?

LadyBoss1:
Noo
Dont really like d taste of alcohol its bitter

dechandel:
LOL
I just can't help but imagine your manner of approach towards the girl.

There is no biggie in expressing one's feelings, some peeps are just inexperienced when it comes to such matters!

My grandma is not a secondary virgin, primary and fresh!! I can give you her grave-yard address

imaginations re free, you can even imagine jonathan being the president till date
The problem ain't expressing yourself, but you also got to get the right timing, placing, and mood as well. Oya let me go read some love articles so I would be able to express myself to you next time

To go through Primary virgin kinda harder than rocket science. Well, tell your grandma her prayer is been answered. Imma go harder and harder ,imma get a BJ from a toothless experienced cougar, and imma cum in her mouth

dechandel:
How can you give solutions and not help him solve it?
After all the epistle and you have no girl available for him??

My grandma is a virgin too, you two should def hook up!

the last time I helped a buddy talk to a girl, the babe was like " I don't like that guy, it would be better if you came to talk for yourself"

There re things you can just do on someone else's behalf, he just gotta man up and pick and clean up after himslelf.
BTW, what's the biggie telling a lady/guy you like him/her and you would like to be friends



A closed mouth is a closed Destiny


Abeg hook me up with your grandma imma like secondary virgins

dechandel:
Which girl?

redbenson, born2fuck and their likes would be in better position to update you on that

Imma still virgin

yorubadelta:
Yes you are right in saying its not in the bible, but anything that your own conscience condemns you for is wrong. Period.

It's a secret sin.

haven't You see a situation where you wanna pay some good sum of money in the church or charity, while doing so your conscience condemns it and you start contemplating whether or not to give the money. You be like God speak to me in the language I'd understand


The bilble is written completely, no one does remove or add to it, not even by assumption, by doing so it's a sin.
If ain't written , it ain't there and it int a religious obligation.


Speaking from the social etiquette , it might be wrong and can affect your social life negatively, because you would rather service yourself than conquering the fear and pick up the challenge to speak up to that guy/lady. Most atimes you tend to enjoy loneliness and absolute quietness so as to engage in a non stop self-service.


It would be better to service yourself to ease your sexual desires than to go about raping and committing all kinda of sexual assaults. Above all just meet that girl and save yourself from guilt.

Evathyst:
Well, it seems u'r now in the mood to argue logically, lemme engage you. But mind you, no tantrum throwing.


Did you just say '90% of girls were forced into having s*X?' Lolz, I guess that ur skewed data was obtained from a beer parlour source abi na sauce nairaland people dey call am?



How on earth will a grown up lady travel abroad with a strange man and expect not to be laid? Haba! The guy might have been wrong, but the girl's action amounted to a bigger wrongdoing.


Lastly, did you also say my boyfriend had laid me without my consent? Well, I'll pretend I didn't see that!



Shalom!

Evathyst:
'Any man who thinks his foolish behaviour pleases a wise woman is definitely suffering from the greatest poverty of sense... ' Andreas cappelanus.


The quote above succinctly answers your foolish post. Quote me again and get struck by amadioha.

whether you believe me or not, 90% of sexual act in Nigeria and all over sub saharan regions are not consensual. It really pathetic for a guy to come on public media, bragging how he forced himself into a ladies and the most annoying part of it is when he gets praises for his inhumane action.

I wonder how many times you've said no and still ended up getting laid by that animal you call your boyfriend.
You problem is lack of exposure, all you do is wrapping your shapeless waist with a wrapper and gossiping from one house to the other.



Lest I forget, who's amadioha?

Evathyst:
See should even consider herself lucky that someone over-estimated her kitty-catty to the extent of spending that much on it.


Besides, she should ask Origin101 or phockphockman how much those oloshos for Allen avenue dey collect for one night. Forget all those pretenders who would come here to form hollier than thou....



Noff said! Make I swerve abeg, no time to check time for extra-time.

I'd careless if this was coming from a guy.

@ over estimated her pussy Lol! You mean You get laid by every guy that invites you over.

Taking her to Dubai ain't yardstick or free access to her Virginia, she also has to consent to the sexual act. The guy paid for the trip at his own will and wasn't forced at a gun point to do so. Even if the lady had agreed to have sex with him prior to the journey, but on that day she says no, that no automatically stand and it erases every other existing agreement. Sex should be consented to the last minute.

As for the guy, he was just too high speed. You don't plan vacation with some random lady you just met, it should be with someone you having something serious with and doing so should be for a reason.


Woe to that nation where having sex is an accomplishment.











BTW, na Allen avenue you dey do your own hustle

ideatoprince18:
Good for him..... using ojoro to win....if he is so strong he should go and face our own Samuel peter or klitschisko brothers!!!!!!

dechandel:
LOL
Please turn in the resignation A.S.A.P
I need to test my humility skills!! Make i come join you, make we begin dey soak garri till death do YOU part!

haha me no see garri soak as I dey here self. E be like say na trek you go take come here. Trekking for love PT2

dechandel:
Hehehehehhehe
I no go read waka pass for this one o


I have aRich friend who once told me how difficult it is for him to get a decent chic. And i was like how possible? With your money, 'em chics go surrender na, he just laughed and said i wish!!

If you want a decent 100 yards wife material chic, go for the introverted omo mummy's
I don't mean church girls o, na them do worst pass

you see what we broke asse5 get for free , those rich folks pay hard , play harder and pray hardest to get .

I need to turn in my resignation asap, no more work, because it seems the broker the better chances of getting em ladies.

Minet16:
11: They are surrounded by ugly girls: Chai na this one dey pain pass, i no no why ugly girls no de stay one place when dem see fine guy, broke or not. but as OP said, The beautiful girls will hardly come around. The one wey dey pain pass be say those ugly girls go kon upload the fine boy pix come write 'BOO OF LIFE' weda u de date dem or not, please guys avoid those kind girls o, dem sabi spoil parrol, infact their website
WWW. WORWOR4EVERGIRLS.COM

#@MINET16

boss, wait till real conji hold you, na then you go no the value of ugly average looking babe. One of My home boiz would always say" na them dey good to take nourish blood pass"

Em be like MTN , always available .


Seriously, definition of beauty varies from one individual to the other. My Queen might be your thrash, vice versa.



@naijaboiy

No10. They got small dick and most often re less than 5mins kinda guys. This make em become introvert and They don't engage in physical kinda relationship, most of just stick around the internet to keep online babes, but in reality they ain't nothing. Most babes would rather go for the tough and the rugged guys on Jean and T-shirt, than those on tie and suit

Now you know why babes can't keep off that particular guy you think you re good looking than

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]1) I don't give a fvck about your opinion.

2) Read no1 again and continue to read, memorize and recite it till it gets ingrained in your subconscious.

3) You don't tell me what I should or should not do. [/color]

if no one tells you what to do, why did you jump on the op to tell her what she's gonna do?

You don't give a fvck about op's opinion yet you ran into her topic to enforce her to take a hot air from you. Make you self dey fear God



@ sandranna don't be like that toothless old woman trying to lick jelly outta doughnut


Pea on both of em

dechandel:
Oga did you or did you not see what i sent?

noted

Sile12:
15. These Smart Grenades Can Find Enemies Wherever they Hide.

lekinz:
6. Who is the sexiest woman you have seen here on NL
ISHILOVE

Although, people see her as one nefarious lady but to me, I see her as a lady who is loyal to her E-job and someone who doesn't tolerate nonsense. I just love her for who she is, No string attached

Amongst all the numerous ladies here with beautiful profile pictures, none is sexy to you, but a faceless one.

RapLawd:
Wait till she understand that you are not behind the text message she received from your line,
What will ya do if same happened to you as a lady, remember they're emotionally weak you know, maybe for her to get back at ya is what led to that threat, she will be pained for sending you such when she learnt the whole truth -give her the benefit of doubt, she'll come around!!!

chigoizie7:
Go back to that taxi office, ask for that very taxi man, he will take u from ph to owerri, then she will explain how it all happened, after she must have believed u, break up with her.
I knew he typed such out of anger, but it is too much nah, to threaten ur bf like that, "mbanu"

prettyjo:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahshshshahaha.........sincerely speaking this story funny die.
my advice::::::::::::
I guess you both just started dating,those messages were typed out of anger.you need to explain your assss out before she believes you,Dont just relax and think you have explained enough.If I were her,I would do worse.it takes a whole lot of trust for her to believe your story.

vichks:
Ogbeni this is just a pure case of misunderstanding, just give her 1week to chill am 200percent sure her head will return to factory default

Truckpusher:
Joke apart what plans do you think you can achieve with 20k in this country where the price of food is skyrocketing everyday?

And you have to put into consideration other necessities of life

he should get a noose around his neck because he doesn't make like others? Life na turn by turn. Who drink garri today go chop rice tomorrow. Just a little patient

krattoss:
what is 20k?.. Is it fuel money? Or breakfast money??


When am earning 350k monthly......mtcehhhww