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Where is it Ooh, hope you're not expecting anyone to click this mud just cos of haircut.

Hoops!! Mama is goshinly beautiful. I pray 2019 don't come so soon, can't stand missing seeing your pretty face daily...

Next year is 2016 and you think is too early to start rigging elections My brother for successful rigging you need to be prudent...

sickstars:
Wareva

mmtscheeeeeeww!! Guys don't reply 'vrything. Keep qviet for once. Don't quote me again.

sickstars:
tanx

This guy, you too like talk like woman.

sickstars:
Trying to be

That's a befitting career choice. You just dropped the best comedy of the year.

sickstars:
See u girls fit con change next yr o

Are you a comedian

.Lemme analyse:
1. POOR BOY + POOR GIRL= this may last, but I pray. If the girl eventually got entangled with a rich guy, hmmm, then we should expect a thread of another heart break on nairaland.
2. POOR GIRL + RICH GUY= this one na gum + wall. It last forever. Except the wall decides it's no more sticking.
3. RICH GIRL + POOR BOY= I'll just stop watching cos I know this must be movie. Or better still wake from the hilarious dream.
4. RICH GIRL+ RICH BOY= Well, expect a sweet romantic r/ship, but brotherly personally I don't know why, break up in this case is so easy like breaking a toothpick. The length of this is just not predictable, my crush Tonto Churchill knows what I mean here.

So finally brethren in conclusion of whole matter, love with your whole heart, but in same case remember you're with a human so trust but not totally. No say I no tell you.

Don't you guys have polce around your area?
This is a good case of rape on a goat minor.

sickstars:
They are every where but very very few

Believe me they've all gotten married since 2005, in 2015 I guess one Have to explore harder than a diamond explorer to find one.
Now I wonder what 2016 will come with.

No Sir. True love has gone extinct.

I keep wondering why this don't happen anymore.
Every girl now is in competition with her sightable fellow. The moment they start developing some tidings at chest and bottom, they look for way to use it to oppress other girls by gold digging in the arena of socalled already made guys. This is so appalling. Patients has lost it's sway among our generation and the actions of this girls has also mounted pressure on some over thirsty brothers and they are now eager to make it at all cost. No wonder the high rise of rituals, robbery and all.
Am yet to find the girl who truly believe in love without material attachment.

TedBaker:
burantashi ko, amma kai ba karamin dan iska ba wallahi.

Mai ne ya sa shi dan iska?

Bros, you get sense gan!!

Ezenwammadu:
The heediot is still doing push ups and looking for more shias to koll

You dey always talk like person wen no get sense.

The gist now should be how do you know them

2016AD:
NAHCO trucks were nowhere to be found... And the whole place started getting hot.

Una for use parachute na.

I hope you no dey also enter another person wife CPU, make thunder no fire you join.

Lol! I hope an ambulance is also closer?

PrimeMinisterr:
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he should quit the r/ship just like that ? wow really.

Oya na, proffer him a solution. May be he should break her phone and now start acting like an insecured folk in a world of many options.
I anticipate a logical response. I have been in similar situation and not until things paced out of control I started regreting why I never took this very option of quitting ealier.

Decker:
Boring!

Why aren't Nairaland trolls inventive and funny anyone? All we have now are dimmwitted folks who intentionally misspell words and create dumb threads just to sound funny.

@adaksbullet, guess what? You are not funny. There are many other dimwitts like you such as boiledcorn, keketu etc using this style of trolling that you have adopted, so you don't even have your own personal style.

There are trolls who have made a mark and who people have come to love, the likes of mrcork, onila, andyblaze and ko, but you, you don't have what it takes to be like them, you are just a complete waste of cyber space.

I'd advise you deactivate you account and invest your time into something more important, instead of investing it on a boring online personality that no one gives a fuq about.

your point

Mtscheeeew!! Na them cause am. They are just giving face to appear innocent.

Op, exact time to say goodbye to the dam.n r/ship. Be the man and do it immediately. It may not be easy but never let love or s+x becloud your reasoning. Just do it.

Jolllyjoy:
dnt just conclude,it might not be what you think

Please help my wondering thoughts, what else do you think could be the reason

Wow!! My fantasy.

Since you already feel good about the former why asking for our opinions

He should start upping courage to fault your government too.

HBD Sir.

What if it were Shiites killing the military