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Romance / Re: Is This The Best Handwriting Ever? by xpac01(m): 7:28pm On Feb 11, 2019
The writing look like your brain.

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Politics / Re: Nairaland 2019 Presidential Election Poll: Voting Thread by xpac01(m): 7:56am On Feb 09, 2019
Lexxyla:
PDP have always been good at winning online poles, it will be suprising if this turns out to be different

That's not true bro... Check the 2015 GMB vs GEJ polls, APC floored PDP wella.

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Romance / Re: Congrats To Our Nairalander Bro by xpac01(m): 9:59pm On Feb 05, 2019
A match made in heaven. Congratulations brotherly.
Wish you a happy home.
Romance / Re: Re: by xpac01(m): 8:14am On Feb 05, 2019
You no well oo.

What advice do you need than to enter market and start buying baby's wear. Don't forget gown oo. The pregnant mother to be needs that too.

Iberibe.

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Family / Re: Man Calls Out His Parents For Giving Birth To Him 'without His Consent' by xpac01(m): 8:08am On Feb 05, 2019
They were calling for your consent, but you were forming some kinda wise ZOMBiE with a big head a small tail like Buhari supporters.

You should be ashamed. Your were so stoopid even as a sperm.
Education / Re: Olanrewaju Ayobami Esther: 'To See Me, You Come To Class And Wait' by xpac01(m): 8:02am On Feb 05, 2019
Beauty with brain. OP do you by any have her contact?
Celebrities / Re: 'I'm A Fine Girl' - Daniella Okeke Poses In Styles In Chic Photos by xpac01(m): 12:59am On Feb 04, 2019
Mariangeles:
Enough already with the "Am" ! It's " I'm" people ! angry
Brother me sef I tire oo.

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Celebrities / Re: Many African Actors Risk Contracting Stds, HIV – Actress Sumney by xpac01(m): 6:16am On Feb 02, 2019
It really surprises me how some people could be so careless with their lives. First, they don't want to stay committed to one partner. Second, they don't want to use protection. That's to me the peak of stoopidity just for a few minute of pleasure.
Politics / Re: Photos: FG To Flag Off Free Train Ride For Residents Of Lagos - Abeokuta by xpac01(m): 9:28pm On Feb 01, 2019
I hope the free ride extends to Daura.? At least to help the remaining daura gworo chewers, who have not yet laid there hands on the billions from the treasury.

#Backtodaura insha'Allah
Politics / Re: Buhari To Flag Off Oil Drilling In Gombe Tomorrow by xpac01(m): 9:23pm On Feb 01, 2019
helinues:
Project 360
Every region you go.
God bless PMB
Which regions E be like say muscle pull dey worry you for brain.
Romance / Re: Whenever I Get Into My Car With My Girlfriend We Always Have This Argument by xpac01(m): 7:56am On Feb 01, 2019
Welcome back my man, missed ya stoopidity sha.

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Romance / Re: Whenever I Get Into My Car With My Girlfriend We Always Have This Argument by xpac01(m): 7:56am On Feb 01, 2019
Hope this your car is not what I am thinking right now.
If it is, then simply let her be on top, everyone will be at last.
Sense will not kee me.�
Autos / Re: .,.,, by xpac01(m): 12:41am On Feb 01, 2019
NLModsAreStupud:
Wait... For that corpse?
What are all yo guys saying na This car only needs washing and it's good to fly.

Abeg @OP can the car go for 50K.

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Romance / Re: Lady Reveals What Her Mum Did To Her As A Child That Made Her Become A Sex Addic by xpac01(m): 9:51am On Jan 30, 2019
Some mothers sha. What moral instructions was she impacting into the child at that point I wonder.
Romance / Re: What's Is Your Reaction When A Lady Says 'let Just Be Friends' by xpac01(m): 9:46am On Jan 30, 2019
SPOLO:
Guys when asking a lady out and she says Let just be friends.
What will be your reaction?
Will you play along or still Convince her to accept u to the next level �?

Agree immediately, don't even show any sign of disappointment infact re emphasize the "let's just be friends".

From that point, if you play your life well, she will be the one asking for next level.
Romance / Re: Your First Ever Sex : When , Where And How ? by xpac01(m): 5:29am On Jan 30, 2019
Bloooody:
It was at SS2. I saw this disabled girl that couldn't walk. I carried her aside and did the needful angry

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Romance / Re: Have You Fornicated In 2019? by xpac01(m): 9:08pm On Jan 27, 2019
Listen to this:

As long as sex, fornication or whatsoever has been on line case, the fuel pump attendant will never fetch water meant for cooking of some books which Adichie Chimamanda has periodically flown the aeroplane spots of a tiger skin for which the zoo gateman has his presidential ambition run into state. It just that simple for a new year resolution.

Finally note: sheeps bark. Thanks.
Autos / Re: Very Neat Toyota Avensis 2006 For Sale... by xpac01(m): 1:38am On Jan 26, 2019
Rubbiish:

d thing tire me.
It only shows they are not honest and it is a red flag for buyers. Any honest car seller will include price.

You've spoken my mind. No price tag a red flag call.
Romance / Re: Guys Dont Train Ur Girl In School. dey Will Dump You by xpac01(m): 7:34pm On Jan 25, 2019
jakandeola:
smiles thanks but english aint my language. d pains I face I pray u face it too #ignore

I won't even try that rubbish. in fact when I am kicking off a relationship with a student and she starts telling me her food stuffs has finished or she needs to buy some handouts, I will start Michael Jackson in the relationship.

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Romance / Re: Guys Dont Train Ur Girl In School. dey Will Dump You by xpac01(m): 4:50pm On Jan 25, 2019
If only you had trained your English in school, maybe just maybe, she wouldn't have put you in pains.

Your Grammar is painful.

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Politics / Re: Are Igbo Officers Not Good Enough For Appointment? by xpac01(m): 4:29pm On Jan 25, 2019
When we have an unqualified, ethno centric slow poke as a president, how do you expect him to understand merit based on academic, experience and balanced federalism.

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Romance / Re: Is It A Good Thing To Be Seen As A Slay Queen? by xpac01(m): 8:02am On Jan 25, 2019
Please when is Champions League round of 16 kicking off.?
Crime / Re: Man Drowned Wife At Caribbean Sea During Honeymoon To Inherit Her Estate(Pics) by xpac01(m): 7:53am On Jan 25, 2019
The heart of a man is desperately wicked!.�

Believe me this man is on a conspiracy mission with another broke lady out there who he has promised to move into the victim's mansion with...

Fear devil fear an unfaithful partner.

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Romance / Re: Respond As A Man ....... by xpac01(m): 5:27pm On Jan 24, 2019
How many cars does ur elder brothers have.
This on can't even bring fortunes to a man's destiny. She looks leechy...
Romance / Re: Respond As A Man ....... by xpac01(m): 5:27pm On Jan 24, 2019
How many cars does ur elder brothers have.
This on can't even bring fortunes to a man's destiny. She looks leechy...
Romance / Re: Woman Saw Me Walk Past Her And Looked Elsewhere by xpac01(m): 12:07pm On Jan 19, 2019
With this, it does not take a second for someone to kill herself and runaway, because birds of chiefs all wearing police uniform, will definitely see the need to go to America just because America will know such case as regarding to elclassico match when hungry people are roasting delicious tree at each frontlines.

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Romance / Re: Expert Analysis Needed by xpac01(m): 7:38pm On Jan 15, 2019
She's simply trying to test how serious you're about the love ish.

This is what you should do next:

Give her silent space of like a week. No chatting her up, when she chats you or calls you within this period,
reply her with casual response.
Don't go through her whatsapp status, no show of feelings what soever within these period of not less than a week. Just totally ignore her.

After this period, still approach her, tell her she has the most radiant smiles you've ever seen and some other sweet nonsenses, but remember to play cool never appear desperate.

Watch her response then that will tell you what next to do.

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Romance / Re: Physically Challenged Lady Marries Lover In Imo (photos) by xpac01(m): 9:12pm On Jan 06, 2019
LuciferKristi:
Ha! shocked

Even cripples are getting married but pocohantas is still unmarried.




I hereby decree that whatever forces are stopping my good friend pocohantas from getting married this 2019 be destroyed by fire in Jesus name!

Every principality of darkness, every agent of singularity be completely consumed by the power of the Holy Ghost. Every demonic cloth used to cover pocohantas' face so that suitors will not locate her this 2019 be torn to shreds in the mighty name of Jesus!!

I expunge the spirit of jumping from thread to thread & Nairaland preeq to preeq for the past 6 years to leave pocohantas now!

LEAVE RIGHT NOW!

LEAVE RIGHT NOW!!

LEAVE!!!


In Jesus' Mighty Name I have prayed...

pocohantas:


Amen!!!!

Lolzzz... I so love nairaland.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Serious Relationship Hookup For Men/women. by xpac01(m): 12:52pm On Jan 05, 2019
Juicegirl:
am Mary from anambra state, single, 20+ ,graduate and working in enugu.. I'm equally good looking and respectful... seeking a matured guy preferably an Ibo guy graduate and working.. distance not a barrier only love and trust is a yardstick to a successful relationship.. 070355652266 waaap

Your contact is excess. check and remove the excess digit.
Romance / Re: am i supposed to be scared of her or its normal among ladies?.. advice pls by xpac01(m): 8:27am On Jan 02, 2019
MissRaine69:

It’s nothing to do with pain it’s a mindset. Nigeria has one of the highest rate in the world of children born to mothers who are HIV positive, Nigeria also has a very high rate of HIV infection and one off the lowest rates of condom use.
Those are things no one should be proud off.
You have not even specialised yet I bet? And you are worrying about marriage? Stop thinking with your d1ck. Children inherit their intelligence from their mother, do you want to have children who have the stupid gene?

Gurl!!! I so love the way you talk.

You are so smart and bold.

Got me tripping.
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by xpac01(m): 4:01pm On Dec 28, 2018
Story behind a successful man's glory should be the yearning of a wise child...

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