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During my NYSC. She was a next door neighbour. The lady always leave early for work. One morning while lying lazily on bed, she came into my room tying wrapper to her chest. She came straight to my bed and lay down beside me. After we talked innocently as usual for couple of minutes, she stood up to leave, next thing I saw was that the wrapper she was tying was already loose from her body and there she was stark naked like Eve in the garden east of Eden. I got so confused. To add to my confusion, while she bent to pick up the wrapper she exposed everything beneath. All was just pinky staring at me. Nothing really happened because I got so confused that I couldn't think straight. She picked up the wrapper, stood in front of me, reluctantly tied the wrapper back and left. |
Shey this children wee not go and read their books¿?? No blame for them sha, because they see fresh food to eat every morning... |
The writing look like your brain. |
Lexxyla:That's not true bro... Check the 2015 GMB vs GEJ polls, APC floored PDP wella. |
A match made in heaven. Congratulations brotherly. Wish you a happy home. |
You no well oo. What advice do you need than to enter market and start buying baby's wear. Don't forget gown oo. The pregnant mother to be needs that too. Iberibe. |
They were calling for your consent, but you were forming some kinda wise ZOMBiE with a big head a small tail like Buhari supporters. You should be ashamed. Your were so stoopid even as a sperm. |
Beauty with brain. OP do you by any have her contact? |
Mariangeles:Brother me sef I tire oo. |
It really surprises me how some people could be so careless with their lives. First, they don't want to stay committed to one partner. Second, they don't want to use protection. That's to me the peak of stoopidity just for a few minute of pleasure. |
I hope the free ride extends to Daura.? At least to help the remaining daura gworo chewers, who have not yet laid there hands on the billions from the treasury. #Backtodaura insha'Allah |
helinues:Which regions E be like say muscle pull dey worry you for brain. |
Welcome back my man, missed ya stoopidity sha. |
Hope this your car is not what I am thinking right now. If it is, then simply let her be on top, everyone will be at last. Sense will not kee me.� |
NLModsAreStupud:What are all yo guys saying na This car only needs washing and it's good to fly.Abeg @OP can the car go for 50K. ![]() |
Some mothers sha. What moral instructions was she impacting into the child at that point I wonder. |
SPOLO:Agree immediately, don't even show any sign of disappointment infact re emphasize the "let's just be friends". From that point, if you play your life well, she will be the one asking for next level. |
Bloooody:
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Listen to this: As long as sex, fornication or whatsoever has been on line case, the fuel pump attendant will never fetch water meant for cooking of some books which Adichie Chimamanda has periodically flown the aeroplane spots of a tiger skin for which the zoo gateman has his presidential ambition run into state. It just that simple for a new year resolution. Finally note: sheeps bark. Thanks. |
Rubbiish:You've spoken my mind. No price tag a red flag call. |
jakandeola:I won't even try that rubbish. in fact when I am kicking off a relationship with a student and she starts telling me her food stuffs has finished or she needs to buy some handouts, I will start Michael Jackson in the relationship. |
If only you had trained your English in school, maybe just maybe, she wouldn't have put you in pains. Your Grammar is painful. |
When we have an unqualified, ethno centric slow poke as a president, how do you expect him to understand merit based on academic, experience and balanced federalism. |
Please when is Champions League round of 16 kicking off.? |
The heart of a man is desperately wicked!.� Believe me this man is on a conspiracy mission with another broke lady out there who he has promised to move into the victim's mansion with... Fear devil fear an unfaithful partner. |
How many cars does ur elder brothers have. This on can't even bring fortunes to a man's destiny. She looks leechy... |
How many cars does ur elder brothers have. This on can't even bring fortunes to a man's destiny. She looks leechy... |
With this, it does not take a second for someone to kill herself and runaway, because birds of chiefs all wearing police uniform, will definitely see the need to go to America just because America will know such case as regarding to elclassico match when hungry people are roasting delicious tree at each frontlines. |
She's simply trying to test how serious you're about the love ish. This is what you should do next: Give her silent space of like a week. No chatting her up, when she chats you or calls you within this period, reply her with casual response. Don't go through her whatsapp status, no show of feelings what soever within these period of not less than a week. Just totally ignore her. After this period, still approach her, tell her she has the most radiant smiles you've ever seen and some other sweet nonsenses, but remember to play cool never appear desperate. Watch her response then that will tell you what next to do. |
LuciferKristi: pocohantas:Lolzzz... I so love nairaland. |
Juicegirl:Your contact is excess. check and remove the excess digit. |

E be like say muscle pull dey worry you for brain.