DJHANDSOME:
Though we say hi to each other,she keeps an angry face when she sees me .....how am I supposed to talk to her with all this drama?

I understand this type of ladies.

Guy next time you see her, ignore her in a total bracket... Even if she is talking to someone close to you or you guys are passing along same road ignore her like she's a ghost.

Do this to her for a week. Then seek for opportunity to talk to her.

While talking, speak to her firstly like she's one of those your rude sisters (don't insult her please) then find something funny about her to tease. Laugh and initiate body contact, very close body contact with her.

Take it from there.

If you do all these very well, she will definitely start seeing you from a different light and start opening up to you. You can lead her on from there.

vizkiz:


Apart from
Broda Wasiu
Crazeclown
Lasisi
Brother shagi (sometimes)
Woli Arole (sometimes)
And Maraji.

Every other Nigerian "Skit makers" are all Boring as fück with Zero humor.

Guy, try MC Edopickin (difference between) You will laugh till you wee... Forget talk.

Baba forget punishment, this girl has locked you up in a bottle.
Better go T.B Joshua for proper deliverance.

Guy, are you for real?

Surprised you're still asking whether to have a pass by from such kind of lady.


That girl will wreck your finances and still suck every hope of recovery from you.

Better wisen up.

Focus on using your savings for something more important.

You have a better life to live.

Don't go satisfying some screaming frivolity in a strange lady's life who will definitely dump your broken account for the next maga.

... and then when you've invested your own emotions in her, she will still leave you for someone who got the mutual ish with her somewhere else.

Guy wisen up. If she can dump the guy for you, then she can dump you for another.

ritylove:
i feel so guilty after hearing everyword he said

You don't have to feel guilty dear. Just like saying you feel guilty having a friend or brother or sister.

Except if he has been showing you the cue for the long years and you decided to ignore it and play him along due to some benefits.

But so long nothing like this, just speak to him kindly. If he is matured he will understand.

We learn everyday. He should learn the hard way.

ritylove:
i feel so guilty after hearing everyword he said

You don't have to dear. Just like saying you feel guilty having a friend or brother or sister.

Except if he has been showing you the light for the long years while and you decided to ignore it and play him along due to some benefits.

But so long nothing like this, just speak to him kindly. If he is matured he will understand.

We learn everyday. He should learn the hard way.

ritylove:
i like him alot but i dont think i love or have any feelings, i cant look him in the eyes and tell him that i dont love him,

Wrong.

From the tone of your message I can easily decipher that you actually love (having strong affection for) the guy, just that you don't have any romantic feelings towards him. This is actually natural just that some nice guys never still get this.

Please don't just look him in the eyes and spill those I don't love you words to him. It will break him badly. He must be a nice guy who simply thought that by the what the boh of you have been together you'll simply say yes to his proposals.

Try explaining your own feelings to him.
Ask him what exactly he wants. And tell him how difficult it is for the both of you to go across the other side of the river in your relationship with him. Tell him calmly, with love and with all sincerity. Don't even try telling him you're thinking about it. Be firm, gentle and definite with your response. IT IS NOT JUST GOING TO WORK.

I have actually been in your shoes as a guy.


He will understand I am sure.

pdppower:
Onyi ara. 150k for motor.

So many cars out there for 150K bro. E.g Mercedes 190. Stop calling somebody onye ara.

shugasofttouch:
contact not complete

Fixed. Sorry about that.

shugasofttouch:
How to contact u

zero seven zero six six six five nine four nine five.

Add me up on whstsapp.

In my early 30s, Civil engineer, B.Eng concluding second a BSc on Environmental Science, working class with an engineering firm. Lives in Enugu.

Want a lady preferably in Enugu, Christian in heart, fun to be with, Chubby preferably but can go with not too slim ones. Working class or soon to get one. Age 22-27. Tall or average height can't go with anyone short. Chocolate skin or fair

Interesting.
First bank got more savage agent behind that computer. So on point.

To some extent

Sneezing. She has catarrh

ibkayee:



I guess in a world where females place a high importance on the status & resources of their partner, they’re just appreciating the ones who weren’t so hung up on it and valued them as a person enough to stay.

Only time I think they ‘deserve’ it though is if they were actually instrumental in his success in some way. Otherwise, they don’t ‘deserve’ it per se in my opinion, but I guess it’s just a personal gesture of appreciation for a kind of ‘loyalty’ that isn’t commonplace

I so love your composition. You sound like a sister with very sound mind.

Shalomc:
Pre 1996 car for 1.2 million Nigeria used. Oga this is undiluted wickedness and avarice

No be small oo

Cool

Sounds like joke deal. Why no pictures

Augustap:
You can leave when you feel that you can fend for yourself... But wait oh! Jesus is 2000 something years of age and He's still in his father's house...nobody shud disturb me oh

Funny

AutoJoshNG:


Aare Bolu Akin Olugbade

Prince Bolu Akin Olugbade, the Are Ona Kakanfo of Owu Kingdom (Chief of Defence of Owu Kingdom) is a philanthropist and a onetime Nigeria’s presidential aspirant. He is an avid Rolls-Royce collector. At the last count, he has acquired about 10 Rolls-Royces. He bought his first Rolls Royce in 1984. His 10 Rolls Royce cars are in his houses all over the world.


Otunba Subomi Balogun

The Olori Omoba of Ijebuland – Otunba Subomi Balogun – is a legend in the Nigeria banking industry. He is a collector of Rolls Royces. At the last count, he had three Royce Royce cars in his garages in Nigeria and in the UK.


Otunba Mike Adenuga

Michael Adeniyi Agbolade Ishola Adenuga Jr owns Globacom, Nigeria’s second-largest telecom operator. Globacom also has presence in Ghana and Benin Republic. This Forbes-rated billionaire, who rarely makes public appearances, own a Rolls-Royce in Nigeria. He also owns and keeps another in London.



Oba Ewuare N’Ogidigan II, The Oba of Benin Kingdom

The highly revered Edo monarch, Oba Ewuare II Ogidigan, the Oba of Benin Kingdom, before his coronation on the 20 October, 2016, acquired for himself a 2016 Rolls-Royce Phantom. The luxury vehicle was launched at the thanksgiving ceremony, which held at Holy Arousa Cathedral, Akpakpava street, Benin City.


Chief Gabriel Igbinedion

The flamboyant Esama of Benin, Chief Gabriel Igbinedion, has a long history as a collector of expensive choice cars. The Esama has at least 4 Rolls-Royces.


Jimoh Ibrahim

To mark his 50th birthday, this billionaire business magnate, Jimoh Ibrahim, ordered for himself a N300 million Rolls-Royce Phantom from Coscharis Motors. It came with a personalized number plate JI CFR. It is his 2nd Roll Royce. His first Rolls Royce is in his house in London.


Oba Adeyeye Enitan Ogunwusi – the Ooni of Ife

His Imperial Majesty, Oba Adeyeye Enitan Ogunwusi , the Ooni of Ife, has several exotic cars. An ultra-luxury 2011 model Rolls-Royce Phantom is among the lot.


Oba Fredrick Obateru Akinruntan – The Olugbo of Ugbo

In March 2014, Oba Fredrick Obateru Akinruntan, the Olugbo of Ugbo Kingdom, was ranked by Forbes as the second richest King in Africa and the richest in Nigeria. In the ranking, in Africa, he came second behind King Mohammed VI of Morocco. The Chairman of Obat Oil has a custom-built 2012 Rolls-Royce similar to one owned by Queen Elizabeth II.



Chief Dele Fajemirokun

Chief Dele Fajemirokun is the Chairman of AIICO Insurance Nigeria Plc, Xerox HS (Nigeria) Limited, Kings Guards Limited, Logic Sciences Limited, Spar Aerospace and GS Telecom amongst others. He has an old Rolls-Royce Phantom in Nigeria, and he keeps a newer model (series 2) in his London home.


Alhaji Muhammadu Sanusi II – the Emir of Kano

A long held tradition of the Kano emirate is the ownership of Rolls-Royce. In September 2016, the maverick former Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria, Alhaji Muhammadu Sanusi II, the Emir of Kano, in keeping with that tradition, bought for himself a few Rolls-Royces. It includes a brand new 2016 Rolls Royce Phantom. The price of the 2016 Rolls-Royce Phantom is estimated at about N150 million ($417,825).



Chief Tony Ezenna

Chief Tony Ezenna is a billionaire businessman and the Chairman of Orange Drugs Limited. His expensive garage has a Rolls-Royce Phantom parked there.



Tunde Folawiyo

Babatunde Tijani Folawiyo was rated by Forbes as the is the 39th richest person in Africa. The Managing Director of Yinka Folawiyo Group has an estimated net worth of $650 million. He has a Rolls Royce Wraith in the garage of his London penthouse.



Hajia Bola Shagaya

Bola Shagaya, the astute businesswoman and fashion enthusiast, is rated as one of this richest women in Africa. She owns a Rolls-Royce Ghost which she ordered for and that was and delivered to her for use on her son’s wedding a few years back. The car was reported to have cost her $250, 000.


Emame Ayiri

Emame Ayiri is a businessman with interest in the provision of diverse services to oil companies in the Niger-Delta, The Delta state-based billionaire has 2 Rolls-Royces in his fleet of luxury cars. One of them – the 2014 edition – was bought for his wife as a birthday present. The car cost him about N75million.



Femi Otedola

Femi Otedola the Chairman of Forte Oil owns a fleet of Mercedes Benz cars. However, he does not own a Rolls Royce in Nigeria, but he owns and stationed 2 Rolls-Royces in London. One of them is a 4-door Rolls Royce, and the other, a convertible Rolls-Royce.



Willie Anumudu

Chairman of Globe Motors Holdings, one of Nigeria’s leading auto sales company,Willie Anumudu owns a Rolls-Royce.



Saheed Ademola Elegushi (Kusenla III) – the Oba of Ikateland.

At the time of his coronation, he was 34 years old. Thus making him one of the youngest monarchs in Lagos state, at the time. Oba Saheed Elegushi of Ikate Kingdom, Kusenla II, was corronated on the 27th of April 2010. The fun-loving traditional ruler, owns a custom made bulletproof Rolls-Royce Gushi



Dino Melaye
Senator Dino Melaye, the eccentric lawmaker at the Nigerian parliament, is one of Nigeria’s biggest exotic car collectors. One of the cars in his rich garage is a vintage Rolls-Royce.



Otunba Gbenga Daniel

The former governor of Ogun state, Otunba Gbenga Daniel, on his 70th birthday, in April, 2016, received a Rolls-Royce as a gift. According to him, it was a gift to him from members of the staff of his companies. The Rolls-Royce costs about N70million.



Pastor Chris Okotie

The maverick pastor of Household of Christ Church, Pastor Chris Okotie, owns a white Rolls-Royce. He acquired the Rolls-Royce Phantom in 2014, to mark his 30 years as a born again Christian and 27 years as a pastor in the Lord’s vineyard.



Prince Dapo Abiodun

Prince Adedapo Oluseun Abiodun is the CEO of Heyden Petroleum Limited. He owns a Rolls-Royce Ghost. It is kept in his London home.



Segun Fagboyegun

Segun Fagboyegun is the founder of Segun Fagboyegun & Associates, a firm of solicitors, advocates and legal consultants based in Lagos.He is also the Managing Director and CEO of JOF Nigeria Limited. He is also one of the elite Nigerians who although he does not own a Rolls-Royce here in Nigeria, owns one in London.



John Momoh

John Momoh, the broadcast journalist and the Chairman and CEO of Channels TV, is a member of the elite group of Rolls-Royce owners in Nigeria. He owns a Phantom.



Tom Samson

In 2016, Bishop Tom Samson , the General Overseer of the Christ Royal Family Church, was gifted a 2014 Rolls-Royce Phantom by members of his church.



Festus Odimegwu

The former Managing Director of Nigeria Breweries Plc owns two Rolls-Royces. According to him, he bought the two Rolls-Royces as a reward to himself for attempting, without success, to run for the Governorship of Imo state in 2007.


Oba Abiodun Oniru

Oba Abiodun Idowu Oniru the Oniru of Iruland in Lagos owns a Rolls-Royce Phantom.



Fifi Ejindu

The stylish Abuja-based architect and socialite gifted herself a new Rolls-Royce Ghost for her 51st birthday. The car was reported to have costs her N30 million.



Sir Olu Okeowo

Sir Olu Okeowo, the successful construction contractor, is another Rolls-Royce collector. He has 5 parked inside his new Ikoyi mansion. His garage where he keeps his colony of Rolls-Royce is fully air-conditioned. The cars are washed and polished at least once a week.



Chris Uba

Chris Uba, the controversial power broker and politician who was a close aide to former President Olusegun Obasanjo owns several expensive cars. A Rolls-Royce is one of them.



Alake of Egbaland, Oba Gbadebo

The Alake of Egbaland, HRH Oba Adedotun Aremu Gbadebo, is the 10th Alake of Egbaland. He was elected Alake of Egbaland, on 2nd August 2005. He owns two Rolls-Royces. They were gifts from two of his subjects.



J. Martins
In 2012, producer, songwriter and musician, J Martins acquired a Rolls-Royce Phantom.



Buruji Kashamu

Controversial politician and power broker in the South West, Prince Buruji Kashamu owns a Rolls-Royce Phantom. The franchise owner of Best Western Hotel took delivery of a posh Rolls-Royce Phantom in 2013. The car cost him over N40million. The black luxury automobile was assigned a customized registration number (P1).



Emeka Uzoeto

Emeka Uzoeto is the Chairman and CEO of the real estate development company, 1st Homes Limited. He has developed real estates in places such as Lekki, Osapa London, etc. He owns a Rolls-Royce. The luxury car bears a customized number plate, with the caption, “Ede”.



Phyno

Chibuzor Nelson Azubuike, better known by his stage name Phyno, who is famous for rapping in Igbo language, was reported to have acquired a Rolls-Royce in March, 2018.



Deji Adeleke

The billionaire businessman and father of music star, Davido, acquired a Rolls-Royce in 2014.



E-Money

Emeka Okonkwo aka E-Money, the CEO of Five star Group, reportedly, acquire a Rolls-Royce in 2018.



Gladys Ndubuisi Kanu

Gladys Ndubuisi Kanu, the former first lady of Lagos state, in 2014, acquired for herself a new 2014 Rolls-Royce Phantom. The car with an extended wheelbase was reported to have cost a whooping N120million. She is the wife of Admiral Godwin Ndubuisi-Kanu, a former military governor of Lagos and Imo states.



Brown Ideye

In 2014, Brown Ideye, the Super Eagles player who plays as a striker for Spanish club Málaga, but on loan from Chinese club Tianjin Teda, acquired the 2015 Rolls-Royce Ghost II. The car was reported to be worth over $250, 000 (N49.8m).



Joe Okeowo

Joe Okeowo is a successful real estate entrepreneur . Just like his brother, Sir Olu Okeowo, he is a Rolls Royce lover. He has a Rolls Royce Ghost.


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Arthur Eze of Anambra

Location please

Bros with the engine pictures I am seeing, I would rather advice you place the asking price @ 700K.

900K is way too exorbitant for a used car.

Koleman:
you goofed by mentioning Solomon. that was actually what made Solomon fail. the bible clearly tells us that.

You're talking from biblical and spiritual sense.

Speaking from the productive view, Solomon till death remained wise and efficient King.

It was his sons Jeroboam and Rehoboam (whom I am sure don't even masturbate or had several sex partners) that destroyed the Kingdom Solomon built.

Read your bible brother.

Admin401:
Then we can masturbate and swallow our sperm? So we can take our "life force" back.

CHAI!!!!

This thread lacks bases, and from every sides appears to be a write up from mere imagination and unfounded truths and lacks balance from all senses...

The OP kept talking about masturbation(which I in no way support the act), disregarding the fact that, seminal discharge is not only from act of masturbation but from any act of sexual organ pleasuring, which includes SEXUAL INTERCOURSE.

@OP do you know that most productive and cheerful MEN in the world are those with a balance sex (i.e that is the act leading to discharge of your so called vital energy) life??

Do you know that shakespare had many concubines aside his wife

How about King Solomon who had 300 wives and 700 concubines
From your post, I should expect King solomon to have metamorphosed to a chronic slowpoke before death right.


Mafren, go sit and do your research well and stop putting down long baseless trash here.

soberdrunk:
1) Three '80 naira indomie'------- #240
2) Two eggs--------#100
3) Two big pepsi-----#200
4) Suya-------#300
5) Condom(just in case)-----#60
TOTAL------#900
You still have 100 naira change!!!

Give her the 100 naira change for her Tfare!!!
Sense will not kill some guys...

Well you've said your own part of the story we will like to hear from your mama's side.

But, that was bad of a mother, I mean someone who bore you for nine months in the womb and fed you till grown up...

These guys sha. Lemme not talk now before the sentence...

Wooden carts to be driven by cows and commissioned by a cower...

And I thought tricycle ambulances commissioned by Anambra state govt. was the worst I will ever see in my country.

The north and their President are really driving this nation back to the drain of underdevelopments...