You guys should get over this already... We still got next season.

A married man once told me "BANANA" runs the magic in his bedroom...

Calling it "addiction" is the only problem I see here. But it's very natural for a sexually active man to feel that tingle of arousal when he sees a woman laps whether in short gown or tight mini skirt.

That's why such dresses has been prohibited in many organized institutions...

Aww! This is not fat na is she? Have seen so many double her size still they cruise with pride.

Talk of self esteem...

If this type stings you ehnn, your brain will just be turninoninown...

tobidipity:
Plenty. I'm practically good at erasing people out of my life. Make I share some experience as sleep no gree come.
One thing I can never stand is a friend who backbites. I once have a best friend who stays in my neighborhood. We were so close that people think we were brothers. I would wake up in the morning and the next thing I'm thinking is going to his house. To cut long story short, we were working together at a factory that year. I misplaced the boss' money and was trying to convinve the boss to deduct it from my salary for 4months only for my so called best friend to go behind my back and tell the boss to deal with me. Till date, we don't greet not to talk of gist. I strangerzoned him straight. The recent one was a so called best friend who I had done a lot for in the past, asked me to leave his house (cuz his girlfriend wasn't comfortable with having me around). I had only scouted in his place for 3months and I promised him I will leave his place in a months time. The guy showed me hell even though I was the one feeding myself and him included when his around. As God answer my prayer way I comot, he thought we'll continue our friendship. When for my own mind, the friendship ended the day he asked me to leave his out without any tangible reason. Strangerzone straight.....

Some brothers could betray their folks just like that. But luckily enough for me I can easily smell those kind of people from afar and will never even fix you as a friend let alone best friend.

badadvice:
I'll advise you eat boiled corn and pear every night before you sleep.
It has nutrients that help curb snoring.
I've been using it for years now.
Also, sleeping face down reduces the chances of snoring.

@OP please don't take any of this advise serious oo. This guy has big trains running across his brain.

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Onepointfiveodds:


Thanks bruh.. I actually felt it will be difficult for me to let her go because of the way my heart draws to her but this happening now scares me

It will be difficult but possible. Start getting used to it.

Believe me, she has been observing the other fellow for a while...

But if she still comes back please take her in. She is only trying to be time conscious as a woman. Ladies see marriage as next step to heaven. So just be open minded to whatsoever.

Chale brother...

The guy is ready, the girl is ready and you're not ready.

And from all indications, your girl is already liking the guy and even ready to take things down the serious lane.

Brother your girl is giving you a soft landing and to avoid heart break, just let her go with her heart.

If she had wanted to be with you for life, she won't even tell you she is liking the guy already... She may bleep him and still stick with you. But telling you the guy wants a YES, means she has made up her mind to give him the YES, but just want you to land softly for the sake of love she has for you.

Bottom line: LET HER GO.

Moreover she is a lady, and lady's rosiness is time framed if you know what that means.

Lol. The price worth it sha. Just that they didn't breakdown the service cost to the man.

Bro no insult intended but are you so jobless and lonely that you crave you wife's attention that much You should even be happy that you married a wife that can relate so that much with your family.

Mozenge1:
Hello guys.

My girlfriend went out for a date with a guy who is actually asking her out. The thing is why will she go out with a guy who's asking her out.. She even have the guts to upload the pics on her status. I'm confused, please advice me on what to do.

I understand exactly how you feel right now bro... You feel openly betrayed and disrespected.

Now take this my advice home.

Henceforth, this girl should be taken for a pass, if you know what that means.

You can openly crush on someone, start dating someone else, leave every secret (if there is any) you have been hiding from her OPEN!!!. Never ever feel someone will get hurt.

Just feel free and not entitled to her as a boyfriend henceforth.

Brother if you don't do these, YOU'LL BE SEEN AS ONE HECK OF A NICE GUY. And she can easily cheat on you and rub it to your face.

If you decide to stick to all those love yen yens with her, then you are on for a catastrophic heart break.

....after you’ve SLEPT with her and you’ve spent a bit of time with her, then you can determine whether or not this is someone you want to be in a relationship"...

Lol. And I've always thought it's only men that have this mentality, never knew a lady could advice guys to stick to this line of thought after all.

forego the wrist watch then you're good to go...
You can be managing the time on your phone an get a bangle instead.

BuhariAdvocate:
simple question you can't answer shame on you. I wonder why you guys always attribute all bad news to buhari. Hate will not kill you all.

Why not pity yourself and watch the video or ask some to summarise the video for you since hunger won't allow you to buy mb.

olagbola45:


You look good

We're here thinking of what Nigeria will be in the next four years, you are here checking people's goodness abi?

ozodigboo:

Best comment for me so far.
With all the bigwigs and moneybags in PDP, why did they sit by and allow this rigging ?
What were they doing in Dubai ?
Abeg declare Buhari joor
Atiku fall hand abeg

I tell you bro.

rusher14:


He gave you the head of the team.

The leader determines the path to follow.

Sorry brother, you're really not in touch with reality in this country. You thought Aisha Buhari was bluffing when she said her husband is not in charge of the affairs of the country but rather three strong cabals who she refused to mention?

Watch the APC presidential campaigns in Delta, Kogi, and Kano State, you will know that Buhari has lost his mind and not aware of whatsoever. Get your ears down and understand Buhari is not your leader but some sets of illiterates running dragging this country in the dust.

Buhari is not HEAD of whatsoever... Get informed.

Rossikki:


Buhari

I asked how many people and you only named one person that can't even think correctly on his two feet. I thought the Presidential media chats and campaigns should have informed you people that we have no president but PRESIDENCY

Oga name somebody else.

Atiku and PDP henchmen fall my hands sha... I was expecting them to give APC a rigging tutorial... Though APC got the power but I expected a rigging master plan from Atiku who has been in the game.

Rossikki:


Nigerians are smarter than we give them credit for. They know that it was PDP that plunged us into the economic turmoil we are trying to get out of. Why would they - just 4 years later - all rush to vote in PDP again? With Atiku at the helm? Haba.

How many people in APC now that were not in PDP? Name them... When devil change name it does not change the fact that it can't commit evil.

Nice

.

post=75743144:

You saw the people we talked about in the last part of our post that you quoted, and you still came with your BIG head asking rubbish question!

Now, go back and read our post again, this time SLOWLY!!......emphasis on SANE NIGERIANS!

No matter how much you edit your post....we are talking to sane Nigerians kiddo, not people like you!!

Man forget play, anybody supporting PMB's reelection is either out of touch with reality in Nigeria or has consciously decided to act ignorant. Even a baby knows all is not well with this your "daddy" and future of Nigeria under his care.

So little man better drop you senseless before heaven releases its wrath on you.

So these people successfully cajoled this woman into campaigning for this her demented loser of a husband.

A president that's not aware of 99% of the events happening around his government.

They told us they did more with less but can't campaign by telling us those "more" they did.

And I keep wondering if the borrowed $20billion and about over $3million of Abacha recovered loots is also part of the less.

Money, they said, is not wasted but nobody has come out to tell us where the TSA fund and other funds paid to the coffers of the FG goes to.

We only see hunger in the. Loss of Jobs at every corner.

Please GOD we have sinned against You by not listening to your voice when you were warning us not to vote for the papalolo.

Now he is almost like a thorn to the progress of our nation and people at large.

Please father one thing we ask right now is you show us favour by working this old man out of the villa come tomorrow. Amen

#AtikuObi is a done deal insh'allah!!!!

UyaiIncomparabl:


You need help seriously. Such dirty addictions!

You need your dictionary seriously. When I go out on date with you, you can never catch me in those stuffs.

Addictions here are things we almost can't do without.

I also forgot to add:

I fart then consciously wait to perceive how it smells... Makes it dirtier right.??

Love ya!!!

Here are mine:

1. Smelling my arm pit. While alone.
2. Picking out solidified mucus from my nose and mould it to small particle. Still do it while alone. I just don't understand why I still do it though.
3. Stoning innocent lizards.
4. Scraping and eating burnt bottom pot. So local of me.
5. Mindlessly playing with stones on the road. Especially when happy or thinking over something.
6. Urinating and walking at night when I did not go out with my car.
7. Fart (pollute the air) then consciously wait to perceive the foul smell. Chaii...

During my NYSC. She was a next door neighbour. The lady always leave early for work. One morning while lying lazily on bed, she came into my room tying wrapper to her chest.
She came straight to my bed and lay down beside me. After we talked innocently as usual for couple of minutes, she stood up to leave, next thing I saw was that the wrapper she was tying was already loose from her body and there she was stark naked like Eve in the garden east of Eden. I got so confused. To add to my confusion, while she bent to pick up the wrapper she exposed everything beneath. All was just pinky staring at me. Nothing really happened because I got so confused that I couldn't think straight. She picked up the wrapper, stood in front of me, reluctantly tied the wrapper back and left.

Shey this children wee not go and read their books¿??
No blame for them sha, because they see fresh food to eat every morning...