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Still thinking of spacegoat.
Any help bout his wayabout here?

Lol.
The lady will be like:
urrm, honey you are really the coolest. But please gimme your ATM and password. *She watches patiently while the dude turn to a mortuary occupants colleague.*

Bluffly:
How do you know most men can't do. Acknowledge her if you want to and don't be silly.

Guilty? Oww, I was almost guessing, never knew men like that exist here. You get some balls bro.

Ladies sha. Me I don't know why this things tend to come from ladies I never wished to look their way7.

Lol.

I also want a jet.

How do we know he's the one there?

Hmm, Baba Jonah tension all over you. I dey come too.

The pretty lady's got the heart.. Doing what most men can't do period. But she didn't tell us the details, dark activity things i guess.

Can't be worst than Nigerian police cell. Just give me my phone with etisalat data for nairalanding, and good to go it for even 48hrs.

Bruv, this can't be Tonto back 80s except she's telling us she's now at her late 40s.

Urrm, yes you can but don't. Afterall, its in your power to stop her. But wait, from the long trek is like you are interested in shokying the babe.

Urrm, Gej, enjoying his last tour of my dear country. It would be better he goes along with Mama peace Farker Peshy.

That was when he was a die hard sponsored opposition to the General. Politics sha.

Urrm, please has this man paid the lecturers salaries yet. He should stop wasting the staff salary on rudeness to the General.

Chai! Season of inferno. God save your people. RIP to the dead.

Which kain question be this? When has God started willing wives to men again? The last he did was in the garden of Eden and He was blamed for it.

When I was a boy.

Urrm, fighting in missionary position. So romantic.

Urrm, please someday wake me, when shecow's surrenders.

Urrm, and me watching terrorists killed give me great orga.sm.

End time thingz.

End times tinz. His obligation to the herbalist.

Urrm, I've known God to be God of children and always grant their wishes.

On another thread they say its nice guys or nothing.
On another thread they nice guys are boring.
On another thread they say rich guys or nothing.
On another thread they say money is nothing.
Those kind things sha.

Urrm, yea, God is a God of miracle and also a consuming fire. He'll consume blood sucking Party. We desparately need change in this nation.

K9blunt:
Na so na abi I lie?

My sister you lie o! Forget say guys dey follow y.ansh. But when the chips are down, they follow brain.

This kind of news makes me laugh,cry and smh. Am so sure the action of the uncle must have been borne out of some repressed resentment against the young man. It's so appaling that a child, nephew, and even neighbour will be destitute and dying of hunger, no one takes note. But when the hungry person dies, you find same relatives and neighbour, donating 100 tubers of yam, bags of rice, beans and abundant food for the burial. What for in this world?
Imagine an uncle sending a poor boy to jail for stealing yam he wants to eat to sustain life. Though the poor boy was wrong but I don't think it's worth the incarceration pettered on the young man. Its a pity.