MrDickman: Mine was when I was In secondary school. Boarding house.
Me and my partner victor will sneak to the back of girls hostel and to their dump yard looking for used sanitary pads
Then we be like na Bolu go get this one , #No bolu never fit start to dey menstruate na Laide Go get am # Laide sef still be small girl na precious e go be..
Until one day we were caught . The rest was history. Never seen old victor since then. So many years down the line now. I miss that dude die
2. Still in secondary school I asked a girl in class if she was a virgin. The idiot headed straight like a raging bull into the staff room to report. I was severely dealt to the extent my niggas had to use balm to massage my ass for me in the hostel later that night. No exagerration, I received more than 500 strokes of cane from diffrent teachers that day.
3. Thirdly I was about 23 yrs of age that year. I defaecated on my body. I was suffering from dirrheoa. NYSC camp Adamawa. There was no money so I had to depend on camp food to survive. I later regretted it. It happened during parade. As I ran straight towards the dorm the soldiers were confused as to what was chasing me and ran after me. When they saw my condition they pitied me and even help me get water
itsJude: Make i hear word abeg , which one dem come snap with the pilot and poverty looking air hostess are they the first
All this broke people wen they book ticket 6 months ahead so dem go get cheap ones , forming posh look him fake tshirt self spits
No wonder the air hostess slim like that , na short flight she dey serve , no ruminant food for her , she looks like poverty , na she suppose be face of recession
Pieromania: Women should learn to be submissive to their husband,that is the problem of women of this days especially Nigerian women.This ego of 'we are all equal' has made most marriages miserable.That he is a pastor does not make him less a human
do us a favour and shut that smelly,modaf**kn septic tank of urs.if u have nothing reasonable to post,u can as well pass! #say no to domestic violence no matter the gender.
boss1310: MMM account was frozen December 2015 and started working on January again so its not the first time is being done,but what I don't understand is why are we Nigerians happy whenever we think someone lose something but envious when he or she is living large why are so many of you happy that these guys cannot get their money as at when due and even suggesting that their money has gone entitrely,looking at the comments since this morning and you will know that people are happy about this. if you understand these schemes you will know they might even crash this December if everybody withdraw their money for yuletide celebrations so in other words they are saving their customers I don't trust these ponzi schemes because I believe they don't last but am not happy that someone you know will lose money he planned to spend on xmas
Larryfly: My brother dont mind all these comments. Pls you are a graduate dont belittle yourself. What will your friends and coursemates say if they see you in jevinik? It ll be a shame!!!! Keep applying to banks and to oil companies, one day your prayers will be answered.
Pls help me with your aunt's number. I m not a graduate but I have finished University and served. Thanks
Pls all the girls that always put on artificial boobs and Ass, pls stop. Imagine i saw a girl 2 days ago, as in Naturally endowed, with nice boobs and lucrative back (over gather dey worry her) , i toasted her, spent hugely for her n d next day she came to my house, wow, i felt on top of d world walking with her.
All my nebos were very surprised that they have not seen dis kind of "the babe gather". They all haled me heavily.
It was in the night, wen she went to take her bath, she finished havin her bath and came to me.
"ah ah, where is d person i brought here?" i asked anxiously.
"Darling see me na, haba r u trying to insult me?" she exclaimed.
I went to the bathroom where she had her bath, i saw 2 water melon and 2 ballons. I came bak again and begin to stare at her.
As in eh... she's completly shapeless, nothing dey front, nothing dey back again, the worst of all she removed her wig she was wearing on her head and what i saw was mallam (skin punk)
Anyway sha she dey hospital. . . . .
But babes how wil u feel that if we guys do d same thing to you?
Ok, just imagine u saw a guy heavily built, mehn, six packs and trouser is popped out in d middle, "mehn, dis guy's stuff is damn big", oh my God, this guy has finished me, i love this guy, i will get him.
You did everything possible for good 5 weeks to get the guy (because he's claiming hard to get) and he finally agreed, u invited him to ur room to hav a taste of him, and he tells u he wants to shower.
You hav loved this guy very well and you hav even introduced him to ur family members, ur frnds and even posted some pictures of you and him on facebook, vanguard newspaper, entertaimment world news, and so on.
Now its time for him to bath for you 2 to do the enjoyment for d first time, he started removing his clothes, he removed about 16 t-shirts (polo) he was putting on, removed the six dunlops he used celotape to hold tightly on his cheast and removed the long plaintain in his trouser and you saw that he is as thin (broom) as Fela Kuti, babes how una go feel? Haba lets be frank na.
JAYTUNEZ: German juice singer, Cynthia Morgan and fellow dance hall act, Burna Boy are reportedly dating.
The rumor about their relationship started when Cynthia Morgan shared a photo of them kissing on Instagram.
Both did little to nothing in denying the rumor, but Cynthia has finally revealed why she kissed the Soke singer.
In a recent chat with HipTV, Cynthia Morgan said “Yes, the kiss between me and Burna boy was real, though we are working together on a project at the moment. The kiss was part of the video we are shooting and yeah, the dude is a talented artiste”.
Cynthia Morgan had previously bragged about not being able to date anyone in the entertainment industry, when she was reminded about her quote, and asked if she still stands on the point, she said;
“I have any answer to that but what matters at the end of the day is my happiness and nothing more than that”.
Romance in the Nigerian entertainment industry have always been kept in the shadows as artiste try as much as possible to keep their relationships private, even though rumors keep springing up, linking one to the other.
Nairaland General › Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by xpensivepearl(f): 6:59am On Jul 21, 2017
are they the first 