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Nairaland / General / Re: What Is Your Greatest Phobia? by xpress(m): 2:45am On Jan 07, 2013
@smartg u re probably hmm... definately gay
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is Your Greatest Phobia? by xpress(m): 2:35am On Jan 07, 2013
snake
Politics / Re: Governor Danbaba Suntai Of Taraba State Crashes Private Jet by xpress(m): 10:01pm On Oct 25, 2012
OK....so there is a state called taraba in nigeria n thr governor owns a private jet, hmm interesting
Celebrities / Re: Picture Of Segun Arinze Back In The Days by xpress(m): 4:12am On Oct 06, 2012
so he has always been gay sorry, i mean he has always looked gay...ok
Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Charly Boy's Abuja Mansion by xpress(m): 4:07am On Oct 06, 2012
d house is alrite but dat stupid punk palace logo and d dumb skull makes it lok more like d scary section of an amusement park
Celebrities / Re: Picture Of Queen Latifah And Susan Peters by xpress(m): 4:00am On Oct 06, 2012
funny world, just finishd watchn joyful noise and then i come across this picture. she loks lovly, more women should aspire to be more like her n less like oprah
Food / Re: Do You Eat Beef Sausages, Gala And Co? by xpress(m): 6:03pm On Jun 08, 2011
Sayn gala is d best beef roll is like sayn Mr Bigg's is d best resturant in town. Chopsy n chi's Superbite are d best 4 now. Biggie n meaty has 1kind taste, maybe if am about 2 die n there is nothn left 2 eat, i-dont-know, maybe then i'll be able 2 eat it without vomitting. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Religion / Re: You Want 10% On My Gross Income ? Daylight Robbery !!!! by xpress(m): 2:37pm On Jun 06, 2011
just like at d daystar church, no offence. I heard d best preachn hv had in a while but d fancy envelop with tithe n 9 other reasons 2 give an offern listed at back just got me smiln.am like for real.
Phones / Re: Blackberry Vs HTC Vs iPhone by xpress(m): 2:20pm On Jun 06, 2011
what happend 2 nokia.
Politics / Re: 2011 Nigerian Presidential Inauguration Thread by xpress(m): 2:13pm On May 29, 2011
now why in d world would i want to watch it when their are better thns to watch, like hope channel or animal planet.
Politics / Re: Aljazeera Airs A Heartbreaking Program About Lagos(25 May 2011 -Video) by xpress(m): 9:11am On May 26, 2011
abi i dey feel dat woman in green speakin her mind;

'' weyi payi monyi 4 lighti buti ehnn wei dontu seei any lighti is dati howi them taki lighti ini londoni or ehmm americai, ehnn. cnn abii bbc ehnn wei are suffern herei o''

, tru Naijarian dat woman, N video's like this begs d questn, is jonathan watchn n if he is i can imagin him changn d channel to watch calabar festival or better yet stock exchange, its a pity cry cry cry
Computers / Re: Practical Experience On Ccna, Ccnp, Mcitp (directory And Exchange 2010),cissp, C by xpress(m): 10:40pm On May 23, 2011
pls elaborate
Politics / Re: Court Rejects Mohammed Abacha As Cpc Kano Governorship Candidate by xpress(m): 5:28pm On Apr 24, 2011
ThE NaMe isn't helping matters at all, big mistake going into politics man or didnt anyone tell him who his father was undecided lipsrsealed
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh On The Cover Of Wow! Magazine: Hot Or Not? by xpress(m): 11:02pm On Apr 07, 2011
WOW!, i thot she was fat when did she loss all that weight.
Politics / Re: Efcc Takes Over Igbinedion’s Assets ! by xpress(m): 8:44am On Mar 11, 2011
Pornodude:

how is it good news? not as if it wouldnt be returned back to him at the end of the day. we eventually never hear the end product of these seizures.

Naija is messed up. this is just for the news.

abi o, tell them
Phones / Re: *** Glo Launches First 4G-LTE Network In Nigeria! *** by xpress(m): 6:57pm On Jan 12, 2011
abeg no be only lagos and abuja dey naija now, let them spread the network to other states too
Crime / Re: Mr. Nigeria 2010 Robbed And Shot Seven Times. by xpress(m): 6:56pm On Jan 12, 2011
publicity stunt, forming 50cents, people really get shot at every day wat makes mister naija an exception
Webmasters / Re: I Need A Training On Photoshop by xpress(m): 1:14am On Aug 25, 2010
i need it bro, my email is esanayo@yahoo.com
plsss ooOO!!
Family / Re: A Born Again Guy Beats Up His Fiancee by xpress(m): 12:27am On Aug 25, 2010
so wat if he beat her twice in twice days. am sure this thing no be d full story, some women could be very annoyn.
d man came back home late all stressed out, as he was about to sit down d wo.man came out of nowhere gripped his tie n demanded n explanatn it, wasnt good enough 4 her n thats how fight started. she started to push him around n d guy wey need sleep badly after a hard next day my guy wake up early inorder to avoid her but d chick get unfinished business so she followed him and busted her way into an important meetn he was hvn. Woman-' SO NA HERE U DEY, THINK SAY U FIT ESCAPE SEE HOW U BEAT ME MESS-LESS-LY' mean while na only two slaps 'U GO KILL ME TODAY O, U MUST TO KILL ME O' and as men dey dumb-founded na so my guy stand up n pull his wify away 4rm earshot. but their are some women they need correct beatn be4 they melow down n this girl be 1 of them so after all d begn, dragn of tie n collar na so my guy provoke land 4 more slaps n 1 upper-cut . So judge 4urselfs who is at fault??
Education / Re: Which Federal University is the cheapest in Nigeria by xpress(m): 2:58pm On Jul 24, 2010
Never knew some institutions were that cheap, n u'll see some private university chargn as high as 1m per session, makes u wonder.
Education / Re: Ownership Tussle: Jamb Suspends Lautech’s Post-utme Exams by xpress(m): 2:56pm On Jul 24, 2010
Na wa o, they better cancel post ume cuz this ownership wahala has just started gettn interestn.
Education / Re: Ownership Tussle: Jamb Suspends Lautech’s Post-utme Exams by xpress(m): 2:46pm On Jul 24, 2010
Na wa o, they better cancel post ume cuz this ownership wahala has just started
Sports / Re: If Nigeria Beats Argentina I Will: by xpress(m): 5:02pm On Jun 12, 2010
mo ma kirun ni ori express,
Computers / Re: How To Install A Pro Evolution Game Software? by xpress(m): 1:27am On May 22, 2010
i suggest u open d cd of ur pes tru my computer an search of d serial num of ur pes 'thats d crack' run d setup n input it where it is requied
Phones / Re: Models Nokia Phone That Supports Online Televison/3g Streaming. by xpress(m): 2:08pm On May 14, 2010
all nokia s60v5, n96, n95 etc, check there website but with all u'll still need a nokia tv receiver
Phones / Re: The Cheapest Line To Make Calls In Ngeria by xpress(m): 1:58pm On May 14, 2010
4 now is etisalat, especially their business line
Politics / Re: Yar'adua Or Dagrin's Death: Which Pained You More? by xpress(m): 1:32pm On May 14, 2010
if only yaradie completed d constant power supply part of his 1234567 point agender then i 4 mourn d guy seriously. then again yaradobo has unofficially died since november so his death no be new thing

and as 4 d CEO his songs will live on in d hearts of many

to all does who after all this while u still dont know dagrin then its either u hv been living in a toilet all ur life or u just want to fool urself's, idi*ts, even those living inside bush dey rock kondo and ghetto dream

some ppl here just dey make man vex. see their mouth Q-'who d hell is Dagrin?' Ans- 'WHO D HELL ARE U'. Q-'Who is Dagrin? i never heard of him, i must be in the wrong place.' Ans-' u are definately in d wrong place, u better find ur way back to dat cave uv been livn all ur life in, ass. Q-who is this Dagrin? Ans- ur father, mumu.

dagrin made an impact with him been just a musician and all but yarasick was just a figure head, he was never really in control. Obj n others were holdn d playstatn pad connected to him, pity
Computers / Re: Huawei USB Modem Unlocker - Download Here! by xpress(m): 9:48am On May 07, 2010
I still dey wait 4 a good samaritan to answer my question o,
Computers / Re: Huawei USB Modem Unlocker - Download Here! by xpress(m): 11:04pm On May 05, 2010
Pls guys when u are done argueing with each-other abeg pls teach me how to unlock mtn 3g f@stlink, model E156G. D huawei software generated d unlockn code but can't find were to input it. When i put in a zain sim it rejected it asap, Abeg WAT should i DO?

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