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Nairaland / General / Re: What Is Your Greatest Phobia? by xpress(m): 2:45am On Jan 07, 2013 |
@smartg u re probably hmm... definately gay |
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is Your Greatest Phobia? by xpress(m): 2:35am On Jan 07, 2013 |
snake |
Politics / Re: Governor Danbaba Suntai Of Taraba State Crashes Private Jet by xpress(m): 10:01pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
OK....so there is a state called taraba in nigeria n thr governor owns a private jet, hmm interesting |
Celebrities / Re: Picture Of Segun Arinze Back In The Days by xpress(m): 4:12am On Oct 06, 2012 |
Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Charly Boy's Abuja Mansion by xpress(m): 4:07am On Oct 06, 2012 |
d house is alrite but dat stupid punk palace logo and d dumb skull makes it lok more like d scary section of an amusement park |
Celebrities / Re: Picture Of Queen Latifah And Susan Peters by xpress(m): 4:00am On Oct 06, 2012 |
funny world, just finishd watchn joyful noise and then i come across this picture. she loks lovly, more women should aspire to be more like her n less like |
Food / Re: Do You Eat Beef Sausages, Gala And Co? by xpress(m): 6:03pm On Jun 08, 2011 |
Sayn gala is d best beef roll is like sayn Mr Bigg's is d best resturant in town. Chopsy n chi's Superbite are d best 4 now. Biggie n meaty has 1kind taste, maybe if am about 2 die n there is nothn left 2 eat, i-dont-know, maybe then i'll be able 2 eat it without vomitting. |
Religion / Re: You Want 10% On My Gross Income ? Daylight Robbery !!!! by xpress(m): 2:37pm On Jun 06, 2011 |
just like at d daystar church, no offence. I heard d best preachn hv had in a while but d fancy envelop with tithe n 9 other reasons 2 give an offern listed at back just got me smiln.am like for real. |
Phones / Re: Blackberry Vs HTC Vs iPhone by xpress(m): 2:20pm On Jun 06, 2011 |
what happend 2 nokia. |
Politics / Re: 2011 Nigerian Presidential Inauguration Thread by xpress(m): 2:13pm On May 29, 2011 |
now why in d world would i want to watch it when their are better thns to watch, like hope channel or animal planet. |
Politics / Re: Aljazeera Airs A Heartbreaking Program About Lagos(25 May 2011 -Video) by xpress(m): 9:11am On May 26, 2011 |
abi i dey feel dat woman in green speakin her mind; '' weyi payi monyi 4 lighti buti ehnn wei dontu seei any lighti is dati howi them taki lighti ini londoni or ehmm americai, ehnn. cnn abii bbc ehnn wei are suffern herei o'' , tru Naijarian dat woman, N video's like this begs d questn, is jonathan watchn n if he is i can imagin him changn d channel to watch calabar festival or better yet stock exchange, its a pity |
Computers / Re: Practical Experience On Ccna, Ccnp, Mcitp (directory And Exchange 2010),cissp, C by xpress(m): 10:40pm On May 23, 2011 |
pls elaborate |
Politics / Re: Court Rejects Mohammed Abacha As Cpc Kano Governorship Candidate by xpress(m): 5:28pm On Apr 24, 2011 |
ThE NaMe isn't helping matters at all, big mistake going into politics man or didnt anyone tell him who his father was |
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh On The Cover Of Wow! Magazine: Hot Or Not? by xpress(m): 11:02pm On Apr 07, 2011 |
WOW!, i thot she was fat when did she loss all that weight. |
Politics / Re: Efcc Takes Over Igbinedion’s Assets ! by xpress(m): 8:44am On Mar 11, 2011 |
Pornodude: abi o, tell them |
Phones / Re: *** Glo Launches First 4G-LTE Network In Nigeria! *** by xpress(m): 6:57pm On Jan 12, 2011 |
abeg no be only lagos and abuja dey naija now, let them spread the network to other states too |
Crime / Re: Mr. Nigeria 2010 Robbed And Shot Seven Times. by xpress(m): 6:56pm On Jan 12, 2011 |
publicity stunt, |
Webmasters / Re: I Need A Training On Photoshop by xpress(m): 1:14am On Aug 25, 2010 |
i need it bro, my email is esanayo@yahoo.com plsss ooOO!! |
Family / Re: A Born Again Guy Beats Up His Fiancee by xpress(m): 12:27am On Aug 25, 2010 |
so wat if he beat her twice in twice days. am sure this thing no be d full story, some women could be very annoyn. d man came back home late all stressed out, as he was about to sit down d wo.man came out of nowhere gripped his tie n demanded n explanatn it, wasnt good enough 4 her n thats how fight started. she started to push him around n d guy wey need sleep badly after a hard next day my guy wake up early inorder to avoid her but d chick get unfinished business so she followed him and busted her way into an important meetn he was hvn. Woman-' SO NA HERE U DEY, THINK SAY U FIT ESCAPE SEE HOW U BEAT ME MESS-LESS-LY' mean while na only two slaps 'U GO KILL ME TODAY O, U MUST TO KILL ME O' and as men dey dumb-founded na so my guy stand up n pull his wify away 4rm earshot. but their are some women they need correct beatn be4 they melow down n this girl be 1 of them so after all d begn, dragn of tie n collar na so my guy provoke land 4 more slaps n 1 upper-cut . So judge 4urselfs who is at fault?? |
Education / Re: Which Federal University is the cheapest in Nigeria by xpress(m): 2:58pm On Jul 24, 2010 |
Never knew some institutions were that cheap, n u'll see some private university chargn as high as 1m per session, makes u wonder. |
Education / Re: Ownership Tussle: Jamb Suspends Lautech’s Post-utme Exams by xpress(m): 2:56pm On Jul 24, 2010 |
Na wa o, they better cancel post ume cuz this ownership wahala has just started gettn interestn. |
Education / Re: Ownership Tussle: Jamb Suspends Lautech’s Post-utme Exams by xpress(m): 2:46pm On Jul 24, 2010 |
Na wa o, they better cancel post ume cuz this ownership wahala has just started |
Sports / Re: If Nigeria Beats Argentina I Will: by xpress(m): 5:02pm On Jun 12, 2010 |
mo ma kirun ni ori express, |
Computers / Re: How To Install A Pro Evolution Game Software? by xpress(m): 1:27am On May 22, 2010 |
i suggest u open d cd of ur pes tru my computer an search of d serial num of ur pes 'thats d crack' run d setup n input it where it is requied |
Phones / Re: Models Nokia Phone That Supports Online Televison/3g Streaming. by xpress(m): 2:08pm On May 14, 2010 |
all nokia s60v5, n96, n95 etc, check there website but with all u'll still need a nokia tv receiver |
Phones / Re: The Cheapest Line To Make Calls In Ngeria by xpress(m): 1:58pm On May 14, 2010 |
4 now is etisalat, especially their business line |
Politics / Re: Yar'adua Or Dagrin's Death: Which Pained You More? by xpress(m): 1:32pm On May 14, 2010 |
if only yaradie completed d constant power supply part of his 1234567 point agender then i 4 mourn d guy seriously. then again yaradobo has unofficially died since november so his death no be new thing and as 4 d CEO his songs will live on in d hearts of many to all does who after all this while u still dont know dagrin then its either u hv been living in a toilet all ur life or u just want to fool urself's, idi*ts, even those living inside bush dey rock kondo and ghetto dream some ppl here just dey make man vex. see their mouth Q-'who d hell is Dagrin?' Ans- 'WHO D HELL ARE U'. Q-'Who is Dagrin? i never heard of him, i must be in the wrong place.' Ans-' u are definately in d wrong place, u better find ur way back to dat cave uv been livn all ur life in, ass. Q-who is this Dagrin? Ans- ur father, mumu. dagrin made an impact with him been just a musician and all but yarasick was just a figure head, he was never really in control. Obj n others were holdn d playstatn pad connected to him, pity |
Computers / Re: Huawei USB Modem Unlocker - Download Here! by xpress(m): 9:48am On May 07, 2010 |
I still dey wait 4 a good samaritan to answer my question o, |
Computers / Re: Huawei USB Modem Unlocker - Download Here! by xpress(m): 11:04pm On May 05, 2010 |
Pls guys when u are done argueing with each-other abeg pls teach me how to unlock mtn 3g f@stlink, model E156G. D huawei software generated d unlockn code but can't find were to input it. When i put in a zain sim it rejected it asap, Abeg WAT should i DO? |
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