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Sports / Bet9ja Offline | Is Bet9ja Down Nationwide? by xpress(m): 10:52am On Nov 27, 2019
I've been unable to access my bet9ja account throughout most of yesterday until recently using the old bet9ja app.

What's going on, have they been hacked?.

Anyone going through same

Celebrities / Re: Ayo Adesanya: At 50, I Still Love Sex And Want To Marry Again by xpress(m): 8:45am On Oct 05, 2019
Na so now smiley
Politics / Re: Ihedioha Begins Demolition Of Monuments Built By Okorocha by xpress(m): 4:00pm On May 30, 2019
Naija sad

One step forward, ten steps backwards
Celebrities / Re: Osasu Igbinedion Receives Double Honour At Emerging Entrepreneurs Summit Awards by xpress(m): 8:51am On May 19, 2019
Believe it or not, this girl was my classmate in IEC. She was the typical example of a spoilt brat. Ordering classmate and teachers around with a narcissist need to always have everything her way. It didn't help too that her father was governor at the time.

Now she's all grown and has managed to repackage and rebrand herself with her very own foundation smiley and tv show.

God bless naija.
Business / Re: Earn $50 Free Alpari FX Welcome Bonus | Promo by xpress(m): 4:31pm On Apr 20, 2019
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For total beginners, visit babypips.com and read through there course for more knowledge about how the forex market works.

Best of luck
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Technology Market / Re: *Available Now* Free $500 Instaforex STARTUP BONUS by xpress(m): 8:45am On Oct 20, 2018
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Your welcome.

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Culture / Re: Facebook User Lashes Out At People Who Condemn Rites Done By Ooni's Queen by xpress(m): 8:04am On Oct 20, 2018
OP or rather FB user has a point tho

Business / Re: Nigerian Traders In Ghana Kick Against Non-compliance With ECOWAS’ Protocols by xpress(m): 7:55am On Oct 20, 2018
Ghana....still better than Nigeria

Politics / Re: EFCC Moves Fayose To Lagos As Trial Begins At Federal High Court On Monday by xpress(m): 7:54am On Oct 20, 2018
He's going to walk free eventually after all the story, we all know this. Obanikoro and co are out lounging already.

smiley Fayose in Efcc like, "Guys let's do this real quick and get it over with, I'm Here"

Next>>

Business / Re: Alert!!! Skye Bank Aka Polaris Is Trying Nonsense With Peoples Money by xpress(m): 10:30am On Oct 16, 2018
Earthbound:
I got a similar email from Diamond bank. If you had followed the instructions in the mail preceeding this one, you would have known better than making interbank transfers during this period. Better to withdraw and go to pay at the recipient's bank

Thank you for your opinion, I got both emails after I made the transaction.

ayourbamie:
Complain to CBN

See...let me not start.
Business / Re: Alert!!! Skye Bank Aka Polaris Is Trying Nonsense With Peoples Money by xpress(m): 10:27am On Oct 16, 2018
Earthbound:
I got a similar email from Diamond bank. If you had followed the instructions in the mail preceeding this one, you would have known better than making interbank transfers during this period. Better to withdraw and go to pay at the recipient's bank

Thank you for your opinion, I got both emails after I made the transaction.
Business / Alert!!! Skye Bank Aka Polaris Is Trying Nonsense With Peoples Money by xpress(m): 9:26am On Oct 16, 2018
Please concerned citizens should share this quickly so hopefully it reaches the Oga @the top.

It's been 2 weeks now and Skye bank has refused to process a transfer I made totalling 19,500. I have complained twice now @the bank but still nothing.

I got the attached image after about a week and the follow recently. Please o, that money may be small to some but it's everything to me now.

My biggest fear now is the amount of people I met at the bank with similar transfer issues and mostly the look of indifference in the eyes of the customer service lady that attended to me, the kind of look you can only get from telling a lie repeatedly.

And look at the stu*id email, all this corporate organisations be using English to deceive, abi how did changing of name result in an upgrade to the entire Nigerian interbank settlement system ehnn, thank God I went to school.

But of course transfers between POLARIS BANK ACCOUNT IS INSTANT AND SEAMLESS

It's like I'm been given format, deja vu. Please if you're a Polaris bank agent you can contact me here. I'd happily delete this post as soon as my issue is handled.

Celebrities / Re: Chika Ike Slays In Blue Bikini by xpress(m): 6:09pm On May 22, 2018
Beauty settings @5
Business / Re: [UPWORK PROPOSALS]: Are You Making This Common Mistake? by xpress(m): 9:32pm On May 06, 2018
@vendal, @lifeispeace
WellDoneSirs

Please can you guys highlight specific opportunities that are available to newbies. I believe a lot of people are already optimising and stuff, freelance is a big ass marketplace afterall and although sometimes I like to deceive myself of my awesome computer skills, the reality is there are a ton of Indian and Chinese kids 4x better and there are a ton more better than them, and then a few better than all of use combined sad #nojoke

I guess what I'm trying to say is what kind of jobs are available enmass to newbies willing to do the work cuz I know from experience that email and most of the basic jobs are a total waste of effort..nd hope. Cheers

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Car Talk / Re: Caption These Photos Of Accidents Between German And Japanese/ Chinese Vehicles by xpress(m): 9:50am On Jun 12, 2016
German cars are stronger than Asian cars, simple. Theres no debate, abi una want make we start fight for here this early mormor
Car Talk / Re: Fear Of Bridges Phobia – Gephyrophobia And How To Overcome It by xpress(m): 7:06am On Jun 12, 2016
I have this phobia, i have no idea what the root cause is but any time am approachn a bridge ..like third mainland, the anxiety begins to kick in. I almost died of fear once when the driver of the bus i was in lost control for a moment
Celebrities / Re: Man Born Without Limbs, Shows Off His Heavily Pregnant Wife (photos) by xpress(m): 6:27pm On Jul 30, 2015
This is either love or he's rich.....hmm. ...he's rich undecided
Nairaland / General / Re: 5 Guaranteed Ways To Become Famous On Nairaland (2015 Edition) by xpress(m): 11:07pm On Apr 16, 2015
NO 3... Is the reason why i visit nairaland grin grin
Gaming / Top 5 Most Played Games In Nigeria by xpress(m): 11:26am On Jul 08, 2014
xpress: Not all games are created equal, while some gamers are into soccer games others are into fighting games but by consensus most people tend to like some games a lot more than others. This might be as a result of various factors that depends ultimately on how compelling, challenging and addictive a game is.
Studies carried out by us has shown the games below to be the favorite most played among individuals in Nigeria:
Temple Run
Temple Run is a endless running video game that has been downloaded over a 1billion times on the Google's Play store alone. In the game, you play as an archeologist who has stolen a cursed idol from the temple, and now has to run for his life to escape the Evil Demon Monkeys chasing him.
All the various versions of Temple Run (1, 2, Brave..) are so rampant on android devices here in Naija that you will be forgiven to think it comes pre-installed. You can hardly find a touchscreen phone without a Temple Run game, if you think you've seen one its probably because you didn't check well. A particular reason for its popularity comes from the fact that it appeals to both male and female and it gets really interesting when you are aiming to beat a friends high-score. Its a fun way to pass time...well up until the point when you get tired of playing it.
God of War Series
God of War is arguably the next best thing after food and s**. You play as Kratos, an ex-Spartan warrior driven to destroy Ares, the God of War. Armed with lethal double chainblades, Kratos embarks on a merciless quest that lets you carve through mythology's darkest creatures including Medusa, Cyclops, the Hydra and more, while solving intricate puzzles in breathtaking environments.
Every version of GOW is no only challenging its also amazingly addictive. You can literally play GOW for countless hours without eating or bathing and you wouldnt care less. Its available on Sony PSP, PS2 and the PS3
ZUMA
Zuma is a PC game that basically allows users to point and shoot at balls of the same color. You control a <strong>frog</strong> at the center of the screen, firing colored balls at a chain of other balls as they creeps along a path towards a statue's mouth. Your task is to stop them arriving. Every few levels there's a boss fight. The storyline is a lot more complicated as it entails a lost frog which has found itself up against the angry island god Zuma.
Most people play ZUMA at work, to pass time or generally when there is nothing else better to do. Its not fun but its really addictive. Unless you hate puzzle games, you'll find you can't stop playing Zuma's Revenge!
FIFA/PES
Until recently, FIFA never really had a foothold in Naija despite its popularity everywhere else. But things change quick, FIFA has continued to develop and improve over the years to become the soccer game of choice for the majority, hardly now can you find a gaming PC or console without Fifa installed and it helps that Fifa's career mode makes mad sense.
Likewise, Pro Evolution Soccer (PES) has always been awesome. It had almost total domination of all console at some point, then most people literally didn't even know what Fifa was...up until Konami decided to mess everything up by gradually trying to imitate EA. Although, even the great house PES had to bend the knee to house Winning Eleven which ruled all of PlayStation back in the days too. That aside, it has still remained a firm favorite among most soccer gamers and you'll almost always find it in any game-station across town, besides has better gameplay and graphics.
From the list its safe to say the most played games are not always defined by graphics or blockbuster titles. Every game has a shoot at been a household or personal fav of anyone so long as its interestingly compelling enough. Take Temple Run for example, you are been chased by human chowing apes so you have to keep running or ZUMA...you wont know when you'd scream!! in the office or during lectures after you miss a shoot. There is a good reason why games like Flappy Bird are popular and its not because or there graphics, it because they are really really addictive.

/p3VJ9b-75

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Phones / Re: Vivo Xplay 3S: World's First 2K Display Smartphone by xpress(m): 11:14am On Jan 08, 2014
i swear i thot d '2k' was 2thousand. imagine my disappointment...mcheww.
Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic Talks Marriage And Secret Of Her New Look by xpress(m): 9:31am On Jul 22, 2013
i'd totally agree if she can wash off all the pan-cake and mascara from her face and still look half as good smiley
Celebrities / Re: Taiwo Oyebanjo & Dotun Release Pre-Wedding Pictures by xpress(m): 9:25am On Jul 22, 2013
sorry, who are these two
Celebrities / Re: Pictures From Flavour's Concert In Houston, Texas by xpress(m): 8:20am On Jul 09, 2013
not hatin or anythn but dis looks like they did this in somebodys parlor. they just cleared the furniture and put up lights

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Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic In Shirt Dress (Picture) by xpress(m): 8:55am On Jun 25, 2013
the first one is ok cheesy cheesy but dat second one
Celebrities / Re: Charly Boy Is 62yr Today- See Birthday Wishes From Wife, Parents - See More At: by xpress(m): 4:59pm On Jun 19, 2013
why is dis news...
Celebrities / Re: Picture Of Linda Ikeji's Family by xpress(m): 12:51am On Apr 20, 2013
Seriously...no no seriously, wats the point of this pic. don't want to sound like am hatin or anythn bt if i snap a family picture, it shd either be in a photo album or hanging somewhere in my home. imean does dis make her more popular or is dis supposed to make Goodluck step-down from office undecided undecided undecided cry
Fashion / Re: Michelle Obama's New Hairstyle: Hit Or Miss? by xpress(m): 10:06pm On Jan 18, 2013
i really dont know why i shd give a fk. seriously, its not like it has an effect on our economy or the price of cloths in yaba
TV/Movies / Re: 85th Academy Awards (OSCAR) Nomination List by xpress(m): 9:35am On Jan 12, 2013
...nd i thought i was a movie maniac, hvnt even watchd a single film on this list except avengers

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