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Mungo Park said he 'discovered' river niger,therefore we should cede river niger to him and his family.

Una dey ment.

Who will give KO to our already dead mannequin?

I no like water

Congratulations to all those that voted the dead man to bring wickedness in the land.
You all have scattered the country.


And to all the BMC's,may God rule your life the way Buhari is ruling the country.

May she rest in peace

chatinent:
I saw the guy I rubbished his face during my secondary school days in Abuja escorting one House of Reps member. He is now in the army and his face looks like he hasn't forgotten.

No drive near the Honourable convoy side before the guy go shoot you for attempting to kidnap and Honourable member of the house

Hello nairalanders,I want to share a funny childhood experience with us.
When I was 8years old,we moved to a new neighbourhood.
Not long after that I got into an argument with this "boy".
I was a bit bigger than the "boy" and I assumed I was going to beat him up easily because I was always beating up children who were my age mates.
So people there were trying to stop me from fighting him I was doing "gra-gra".
The "boy" stayed quiet looking at me,I thought he was scared of me.

After much pleas from people around to stop me and I refused,they allowed me to go fight him.

As I approached him,what I felt on my head was like iron hit me.
I didn't understand where that attack came from.
I charged towards him again and it was then I saw his hand land on my head,he added a push this time,I landed on the ground and everywhere became dark, and I couldn't stand up.

It was later I learnt the "boy" was 7years older than me.
He was in SS2 while I was in primary 4.


I didn't know the guy was like Aki and PawPaw.

Since then I made enquiries before fighting anyone.


Ever had such experience?
share yours





lalasticlala mynd44 and dominique howfa.

I once heard a very scary story

Papa Maya

Sorry man

OnionBandit:
Very unnecessary lines if you ask me..Would you have used these lines if the boss was an Igbo man? No!

If your father couldn't train you to accept things as God has decreed, he must have failed at fathering you..Being a good father doesn't start and end with scrutinizing demand lists to ensure money doesnt go down the drain

Happy father's Day to your father

He was saying the man was a quota system officer who shouldn't have a business being there if not for a dysfunctional nepotistic society we live in.

FACT NUMBER 53:

DO YOU KNOW DOG PEPPR SOUP IS GOOD FOR MALARIA?

NOW YOU KNOW.

Onye Dot.

JUST TELL BUHARI YOU WILL STOP HIM FROM ACCESSING FOREIGN LOANS,ANYTHING YOU WANT,HE WILL DO IT.

MAKE E NO GO LOSS O

NICE ONE.
ABEG NO PUT THAT PHONE FOR POCKET TO AVOID EXPLOSION.
THE ABOVE NA FOR PEOPLE WEY GO BUY BECAUSE AM NOT READY FOR PANTAMI SHARING MY PHONE WITH ME.
IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW.

Wahala be like police,if e visit you,you spend,if you visit am,you spend.

It's a pity this guy is marching quickly to the grave and no one to call him back

Stupid half baked lawyer

What is Ole doing on the list,does he want to steal the award?

I say lemme comman check if you haf mad finish

That was more like an apology message,Gee man Osho no wan go Sanko

Why must we click link to read it?

Security situation has gotten so bad in this country.
May it never get to the level of all men defend yourself.


Am afraid if nothing tangible is done,Libya will enjoy sanity more than us.


BTW if you sell flying drone lemme know,I want to test and see how flying into Canada feels like.

A co founder of BBOG that was used as election tool against Jonathan?
How was she supporting PDP?

If actually she criticized Jonathan while supporting PDP,she has a stronger reason to criticize this blood thirsty administration,her criticisms should be taken very seriously then.

You dey find who to give headache for this hot sun

Are you sure it's not Bandits attack?