₦airaland Forum

Designerdollars:
just shut up abeg
All these girls with terrible IQ points sef, if they put your brain in a bird, I'm certain it will fly backwards.
Men and women don't have anything in common to just be "friends" .
All these besties are 99% in most cases beta orbiters hoping to Bleep you someday.
And it's girl's with low self esteem that keep alot of men as friends.

thatigboman:
make him tenure end as councillor first, he go hearam

Plead:
Do people still marry more than one wife in this age?

One wife and not more than four two kids irrespective of your financial or social status.

NaijaMutant:
Is this a threat

marsaintz:
no please, am 33 with a good job. I want to have my own family. link me up with any decent girl. I like her extremely slim and skinny.

marsaintz:
please friends I need a serious partner for marriage. I love her very slim and skinny with small breast too.
link me up with anyone you know that's ready for marriage. am a virgin and would like her a virgin too. thanks

dandy2222:
U people are the cause of ur problem. E cost wahala, e cheap still wahala. Like u prefere all those greedy dealers. A car which cost around 2.2m to bring down here, y can't someone sell @2.4m

Jonez10:
I don nack.am finish already

Leesah:
Palm oil rice and smoked fish

Jonez10:
Dinner, rice n catfish peppersoup

chii8:
Oha soup... come with your preferred swallow

radautoworks:
Start practicing now. It's not just going to be two weeks. At least a month.

globemoney:
is this not the same corona people are recovering from and being discharged in Nigeria. Something is not right. RIP to the dead

Musty4ahmed1:
Sir why do you prefer camry?

gloriaunobi:
God is hiding Corona virus in that girl, It will unveil itself when she have direct contact with Buhari

AngryIgboMan:
There is no bigger business or investment in Nigeria right now than spending the money on yourself. Yes. You heard me right. Spend the money on yourself. Its better you look at yourself in months and see the effect of the money than invest it in one nonsense that is bound to fail. At least you will look fresh and wear nice things.

In Nigeria from the moment you try to set up a business, everybody will start hustling you. From your contractors to your managers down to the dealers themselves! All of them see you as the gateway to their imaginary billions!

You see most of these so called businesses you think that are successful? If they tell you what they really do behind to succeed and stay afloat, you will choose to remain poor. Am not talking about rituals or any form of diabolic thing. Nope. Thats nonsense. Am talking about the real realities of staying afloat in a hostile business environment like Nigeria. You have to be mean, ruthless and evil to succeed.

I wouldn't know how to explain this further. Strong Cartels know better.

Most people here forming jack of all trade in one business or the other don't know jack. All they know is fantansies and utopian mega successes.

In Nigeria, what most people know is how to give you juicy business proposals because you are willing to bankroll it. If you are observant, they are usually nice and sweet at the beginning. They will show you all the upsides of the proposed business without showing you the downsides.

But once they succeed in separating you from your money, the real demon in them will come out. Stories here and there. Mistakes here and there. Losses here and there. Ask them why they didn't see and state all these in the proposal they brought before. They will be looking at you like morrons.

Nigerians are very terrible in keeping promises. They take a lot of things for granted. Thats the reason why a morron will approach you to take your car and drive on Uber, wreck it in 2 weeks and still be looking at you like an imbeccile without any purpose in life.

The worst mistake you can make in business in Nigeria is to LEAVE IT TO SOMEONE TO MANAGE. It will take a very special grace and anointing to get a focused, determined person that is willing to work with you long term. Most human beings especially Nigerians are wired to be Wicked, Evil, Self Centred, Greedy and Covetous. All they know about is themselves.

I have had a friend that opened a restaurant business in Owerri. Months in Months out, losses will be turning in. I told him to mount CCTV without his workers knowing. What he discovered shocked him. Everyday, almost all his workers came with there coolers and were carting away food to feed themselves and their families. They did this in collusion with the manager who was sleeping with most of the girls there. So, how will he talk?

I wanted to suggest to him to use Gamalin 20 or Corrosive aerosols to poison them so they will die gradually. But I was serving God then. That was how this business went down.

So to the brother that has 800k, I will advise you to go and keep that money in your bank account. If you even try to buy a Nigerian used car, they may heartlessly sell a melon or snake oil to you that will pack up in months.

If you dont have any solid business idea you can establish and be managing yourself, take that money and spend on yourself. Everyday withdraw 5k and go and eat cat fish peppersoup and Nkwobi with better palm wine. Its a better investment.

When I made similar money that you have though mine is higher, I ran away immediately and setup a fish farm with 4 GEPPEE Tanks. I have enough fish that will last me for the next 10 years if I manage it well.

This quarantine period, I simply quarantine 3 catfish into my stomach everyday with 3 bottles of Gulder. What else can I ask God?

#BossLife

Felicity0001:
Bro pump that 1m you have into your other business abeg. If that your other business is doing well enough you wont even have the time to drive on uber anymore. Any business not doing well is obviously suffering from lack of fund.

I'm even surprise a fellow driver with experience is asking this kind of question.

You should know better na bro

pocohantas:
The final lockdown.

Dude is definitely not coming out of this one.

AfroBeatDiary:
More time to promote my channel www.youtube.com/AfricanDiaryTv, can't wait to hit 1k subscribers

Mutemenot:
Reason to pitty those who are serving prison terms for things they know not. Very boring day

slyfoxxjoe:
Porn hub and Xvideos go crash this period