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Family › Re: Woman Pronounced Dead In Edo Found Alive In Aba by xreal:
ooooook....

Na mock burial dem first give am....I been think say na case of reincarnation.

Make her ppl waka go treat her naa, abi dem ready do the real and final burial for her?

As we been dey do mock exam before real/final exam.
Crime › Re: Naval Officers Terrorise and brutalise Lagos Community; (Pictures) by xreal: 10:46am On Sep 05, 2015
....... and I learn BH boys are relocating to Lagos.

They should please help us chase these Naval Rapists ratings away from there.

I trust BH boys, that can be achieved in less than 12 hours.
Education › Re: PHOTO: 95% Of People Will Fail This Simple Mathematics by xreal: 6:40am On Sep 05, 2015
olawalepopoola:
The answer is 6. BODMAS
Step 1: Multiply 3 by 3 first. This gives nine
Step 2: Add it to the 3. I.E. 9 plus 3. This Gives you 12
Step 3: On the Other side add 3 plus 3. This gives 6
Step four: Now subtract the 6 from 12.
Answer = 12
(QED)
what distracted your focus at this point?

You were correct from the beginning, and got just the final answer wrong.


If I were to score you, I would score you 90%; obviously you knew what you were doing.
Phones › Re: [very Hot] How To Get 1GB With # 150 On Etisalat by xreal: 11:25am On Sep 03, 2015
WarRLaY:
But sir, is there any incantation to back it up?
grin

who has done this successfully?
Phones › Re: How To Root Tecno Camon C8 by xreal: 1:22am On Sep 03, 2015
A friend needs to buy this phone urgently, where did u guys get yours?
Technology Market › Re: Buy Plasma, Lcd And Led Televisions For Affordable Pricein Lagos. by xreal: 12:50am On Sep 03, 2015
Technology Market › Re: Buy Plasma, Lcd And Led Televisions For Affordable Pricein Lagos. by xreal:
OCTAVO:
cheesy
Boss, did you get this TV brand new from the op or used?
Kindly let me know the model, I see it's an LG product.
Thanks.
Nairaland General › Re: OMG!! African Village Where Dead Children Are Made Into Voodoo Dolls (photos) by xreal: 6:52am On Sep 02, 2015
johnson157:
nope I'm not,just try to correct ur mentality to always read tru d lines and comprehend d passage b4 commenting blunders which can be seen as degrading to some particular tribes in Nigeria so as to avoid e-war next time.
get a job. your hands are idle.
Business › Re: Oluwo Antonio Deinde Fernandez Is Dead by xreal: 4:17am On Sep 02, 2015
LatestTrend:
More than 75% of folks here don't know this man.

But why adding "Oluwo" ?

No spoil business for this man before God oo. grin

Vanity upon vanity.

JESUS IS COMING BACK. grin
The man will be happy with that wherever he is.

He has ever been a proud member of the Ogboni Cult.
Nairaland General › Re: OMG!! African Village Where Dead Children Are Made Into Voodoo Dolls (photos) by xreal: 4:13am On Sep 02, 2015
johnson157:
just like peak milk, ur stuupid ity is in u.
Yes u are.
Attention seeker.
Nairaland General › Re: OMG!! African Village Where Dead Children Are Made Into Voodoo Dolls (photos) by xreal: 9:30pm On Sep 01, 2015
johnson157:
ode na Benin republic o
your entire household na ode
Nairaland General › Re: OMG!! African Village Where Dead Children Are Made Into Voodoo Dolls (photos) by xreal: 9:30pm On Sep 01, 2015
johnson157:
ode na Benin republic o
your entire household na ode
Celebrities › Re: Monalisa Chinda And Faithia Balogun Williams Dazzle For House Of Maliq by xreal: 7:32pm On Sep 01, 2015
Mykel4God:
Click LIKE for Monalisa cheesy

SHARE for Fathia wink
Fathia will always have it.
Celebrities › Re: Cossy Orjiakor's House Built By Flaunting Her Breasts (pic) by xreal: 5:00pm On Sep 01, 2015
I see colours.

Is it her apartment she painted so colourfully? and are those her co-tenants?
Nairaland General › Re: OMG!! African Village Where Dead Children Are Made Into Voodoo Dolls (photos) by xreal: 10:28am On Sep 01, 2015
Hmmm!

My Benin people.

Oba atokpe ee, itse!
Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy Shows Off His "Wifee" On Instagram, Funny Replies Followed The Post by xreal: 8:19am On Sep 01, 2015
Ooooooh!

This is an Award winning Actress, celeb

Don Baba.......I don't want you to join the train of divorcée in few days after hosting a multimillion naira wedding .


Those female celeb no dey dey satisfied oo.
A girl from the village is safer for you.

My cent to you, Don Baba J
Family › Re: Two Snake Killed Within A Week In My Compound by xreal: 10:03pm On Aug 31, 2015
Are you sure you never offended anyone in your village of late?

I see baby pythons. Their parents are somewhere around watching you kill these innocent ones. grin grin grin
Travel › Re: What I Saw On The Street Of Port Harcourt by xreal: 6:10pm On Aug 31, 2015
@ op, are you new in Nigeria?

or is it the raining in P.H you want us to see?
Politics › Re: Lives Of Former Governors After Office by xreal: 1:24pm On Aug 31, 2015
Where is Alao Akala of Oyo State?

I hope he is doing better after office.
Crime › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Kill 3 Peace Emissaries In Delta by xreal: 7:56am On Aug 31, 2015
I believe the Deltans will avenge.

Enough of these Fulani killings.
Celebrities › Re: Cossy Orjiakor: I’m Looking For Husband by xreal: 7:51am On Aug 31, 2015
No one is a saint, everyone has his/her life to live.

Everyone also got a past.

I wish her the best in life abeg.
Nairaland General › Re: Photo ( The Killing Of I.p.o.b Biafra Members In Onitsha) by xreal: 7:45am On Aug 31, 2015
OP, tell us the true story and stop "Stricting" Thunder here.

Hope you weren't born in the same zoo, and hope you don't earn and spend the zoo money.
Jokes Etc › Re: See Different Grades Of Chopin' In Government... by xreal: 7:37am On Aug 31, 2015
17 made me laugh.

However, each level of chopping get hin own example. e.g
1. OBJ
2. IBB. et.c et.c

@op have a great week too.
Politics › Re: Islamic State (ISIS) Releases Pamphlet On Female Slaves by xreal: 7:29am On Aug 31, 2015
BishopMagic:
The Research and Fatwa Department of the Islamic State (ISIS) has released a pamphlet on the topic of female captives and slaves. The pamphlet, which is dated Muharram 1436 (October/November 2014) and was printed by ISIS's publishing house, Al-Himma Library, is titled Su'al wa-Jawab fi al-Sabi wa-Riqab ("Questions and Answers on Taking Captives and Slaves"wink. It was presumably released in response to the uproar caused by the many reports this summer that ISIS had taken Yazidi girls and women as sex slaves. Written in the form of questions and answers, it clarifies the position of Islamic law (as ISIS interprets it) on various relevant issues, and states, among other things, that it is permissible to have sexual intercourse with non-Muslim slaves, including young girls, and that it is also permitted to beat them and trade in them.


Odua here is a transcribed copy for you to get acquainted with before the Jihadis arrive your region.
World's Terror originates there.
Computers › Re: Windows 95 Turns 20 Years! by xreal: 7:26am On Aug 31, 2015
Wow!

Kids of theses days will frown at its interface and wonder how it was managed been used by users then.

I love it though.
Jokes Etc › Re: Photo: This Bus Finds Itself Here Because The Driver Was Following Google Map by xreal: 9:57pm On Aug 30, 2015
Not in Nigeria.
We are not that dumb.

We have this cool habit of asking pedestrians and residents of our way, it works best.
Celebrities › Re: Korede Bello Hangsout With Tiwa Savage In London(pics) by xreal: 12:40pm On Aug 30, 2015
gaetano:
Only tiwa garbage dey chop pop corn. Lol!
By the time the guy go drop phone, him go realize say bowl don empty hehehe. Na #Godwin sha
u no serious grin grin
Sports › Re: Professor Ighalo Wins N58Million In Sports Bet by xreal: 11:31am On Aug 30, 2015
diplomat51:
........ It's a lie with the estimated amount. So, you are telling us that his odds was 73681.9 on 500 naira stake and 73681.9 odds for 300 stake respectively. It's not only fallacious in nature but also a way of misleading innocent Nigerians to patronize their company. I am telling you from experience that the 360bet is just promoting her betting site, and coming from this perspective of public deceit is very sardonic. Gracia!!!
sidon dia,

This happened in Edo last week.
It's no news to us.

Sports › Re: Am Having Problem Funding My Bet9ja Online Account by xreal: 11:47pm On Aug 29, 2015
gabazin080:
I can't fund my account since yesterday. Who else has same problem
Did you try it with a computer?

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