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DEROX:
I also sir 2209629349 zenith bank
Thanks a lot sir

izombie:
my friend shatttaap. To slap you just dey hungry me.

Notyourtype:
If i ask you to join me and you start to wash your hand, before you wash that hand finish i done cover my food carry am go back inside.. You dey mad! For this buhari regime

gypsey:
Yea! But i ain't no criminal believe it or not some prisoners are innocent, like i was.

gypsey:
Very sharp, clean haircut.. i still don't believe you cut your own hair to this impressive standard.

The blending is top notch, i use to be a barber in prison when i was prison.

Ofadaman:
My son, it has never been easy, I've lost all respect and control. Even my kids don't even respect or greet me, she speaks to me rudely , she challenges my every decisions , she nags endlessly comparing me to other men and telling me I'm less of a man.
She returns home late and doesn't do any house chores anymore. Nothing pleases her , even today I sat to watch a football game and she came in to change the station to those Bollywood series and told me if I'm the one who subscribed for it.

I've lost my manhood... "


Dnt let this be your story, hussle to make Money

PrimadonnaO:
Not every woman is cantankerous and unreasonable.

These are the things people should look out for during courtship.

How willing is she to spend her own money on things other than her personal needs?

Are there situations where she can sort out certain bills, but she always waits for you to sort them out?

These are some of the attitudes that will tell if she can ever man the home during your temporary downtime...
And her attitude while at it ...
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Problem is people don't date intelligently.

There's an intentionality with which relationships should be journeyed. Look out for signs! Imagine scenarios. Be sure you're compatible.

chatinent:


This scenario reminds me of Jude and Eniola Badmus that was always cartoonized on The Sun Newspaper.

That means if she were the one providing the meals, ọ ga -esiri gị ike ga ahu banana nke a rapuru fo.

Mehn..

Nothing dey vex me pass references to every little efforts you make forgetting my daily stabs to make you happy.

Most women cannot be men even for a day.

Only one evening my cousin sister took me out, I never even remove my shoe naim I read her status: “I like the woman I am becoming. Always learn to man your womanhood.”

The only thing most women tend to appreciate is credit alerts..or send your account number. They will become so emotional..they can even cry.

Let the case be the reverse.

Make she just take care of you for two days.

You go hear weeen. She go even remind you how she carry you for stomach for nine months.

“Richie, what is this na, can't I have peace after coming back from work again? How can you eat and cannot wash your plates again! What's this na!”

“Baby, why are you shouting? The neighbours are at...”

“Don't baby me. What have I not done to make you happy? Will I kill myself? Am I the only married woman in the world..what is this na.”

(You try to hold her hands to calm her down...she slaps you damn hard).

“(She is crying now..tears flowly freely). Just see what you made me do. Just see it. Everything is just wrong with this world.”

You mah wey dem slap go still go meet am for parlour where she dey cry dey pet am (and that is after checking your cheeks if blood dey comot). You go come humbly tell am say no bi you eat, say na the one she eat for morning..but anyways, you forgot to wash it.

Another matter don dey brew.

She will now come to the parlour and sit, ask you for the remote and change the football to Telemundo and mutter these words you'll never hear: “work e won't work, such a failure. It's only remote e can pass.”

You will try to look at her with your side eyes but meet her full eyes staring at you in disgust. Mumu you go come smile enter bedroom.

As you are walking into the bedroom, the volume of the muttering is increasing but it's still inaudible.

In the oza room, just respect yourself. Don't even dare..unless you want the whole world to know how you will be idle and want to kill sb’s daughter after working all day!

“oh, it's your plan, Richie, baa? To kill me so that you can now go and meet Ishilove, baa?”


Only you go dey like Stone Cold Steve Austin sleep.


It will be normal...the “honey, darling etc.” is going to die. You will be called your name...two seconds, she will stop calling your name and just be giving out orders.

Abeg, don't even remind her you are the husband. You will get the insult of your life. She will say “no, say it loud na, let mama Chisom hear you. How many husbands stay at home watching football and their wives are left to do all the work!”


But na you still dey pay rent, buy foodstuff, and children fees.

Baba, kuku collect that responsiblity back. I hate to talk much. No dare shift any of your responsibility to woman...even if she persists to want to help. E kuku better she dey do am willingly than you register her name on it.

Only women, babies, and pets are loved. Men are respected when they man up. Na the respect we dey translate to love.

IamDavid:
Dah crypto wey buhari say make una no do, money dey dere like mad. But no be me go tell you wetin you go do sha

JBoss25:
Finding a loyal girlfriend is way harder, I can name like 10 online investments that could change my life right now

Naijadaily:
This guy is so proud!!!

flexlatifa:
Him get luck.... If na my village dem for lock him destiny.

Me sef I still dey waka to unlock my destiny at age of 29 years.

I dey see the old woman wey lock me almost every day but how I go carry confront am I no no. Na she dey first greet me with a nice smile..

Chaiii village people wicked oooo

pansophist:
I don't have such experiences. I've never dated a leech. And if a leech successfully cornered me into a relationship, she won't last long before I fumigate her off. How men will sense fall for leech still baffles me. How do you even feel psychologically to know deep down that a lady is with you for cash? You have to be daft not to know, because when you're scared to tell her no, then there is a problem.

I mean, you know how to make money, fight off competition, probably have your own business and skilled in what you do, but somehow, just somehow for reason I can't explain, all your senses turned off because a woman is light skin, is pretty and have a big yansh? Lol. I mean you will probably refuse to care for your sibling over 18 because he/she is an adult, but suddenly becomes a parent to a girl that is an adult?

Or is hustling not unisex again? I'm not saying you shouldn't give as an expression of love, I'm referring to the willful act of submitting oneself as a sacrificial lamb to be leeched, milked and dump when you outlived your usefulness? If this is what love is, I'm not doing. Enjoy your love in advance.

Fresh34:
Make I dey enjoy my Australia girl, she no dey give me wahala..I too suffer from Naija babes hand

Hotzone:
If ur daddy didn’t enjoy ur mummy I wonder if na tree u for emerge from

kaycshine:
There's no Enjoyment dating a broke ass Nigerian man that will just pour his frustration on you and target destroy the bearing of your virgina tueh

sundaygray:
You be ritualist, how you take get that kind money.

Binance:
Who get sharp 5odds abeg... Man United has dealt me a great blow with my big stake today

Samueltemi337:
drop your account number my find you something

israelp:
na joke u dy abi u mean am? Cos i stil dy reason d mata

Philip4564:
wahala..make God help person make we no dey put mind for giveaway me self don put mind before I realise say dem dey use us catch cruise..e go better my brother