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Religion / Re: As The Year Comes To An End,what Are You Grateful To God For? by Xteljay(f): 7:01pm On Nov 24, 2018
LuciferElohim:
I thank God for increasing my masturbation stamina.
I used to go 3 rounds maximum daily now I can go up to 5 rounds.

Praise Jah!!!
you are actually not thanking God for that, are you?
Jokes Etc / Re: Money Swallowing Snake Has Been Caught! by Xteljay(f): 10:53pm On Feb 23, 2018
CelebrityNig:
The money has digested! It was caught while looking for another 36millon to swallow. grin
the money na food wey e dey digest
Jokes Etc / Re: Money Swallowing Snake Has Been Caught! by Xteljay(f): 11:26am On Feb 21, 2018
where the money wey the snake swallow
Jokes Etc / Re: @tmcvibes #memes by Xteljay(f): 10:33pm On Feb 11, 2018
lol
Jokes Etc / Re: The World We Live In by Xteljay(f): 10:31pm On Feb 11, 2018
this is not the world we live in, it is the African mentality

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Literature / Re: 30 Days And 30 Nights (A Romance Novelette By Kayode Odusanya) by Xteljay(f): 9:59pm On Feb 11, 2018
kayo80 where at thou

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Literature / Re: Mask Hunter by Xteljay(f): 6:17am On Feb 05, 2018
ayarmboye na wa o, na new year be this o, u Neva update, o hope all is well
Literature / Re: 30 Days And 30 Nights (A Romance Novelette By Kayode Odusanya) by Xteljay(f): 6:10am On Feb 05, 2018
YINKS89:
u tell person ur secret u have to start ll over again..... thats it... how i wish olusho would reason with mi.
the guy would just faint if the olusho ask him to start again

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Literature / Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Xteljay(f): 9:50pm On Jan 25, 2018
Happy escape of the womb day favch, wullnp age wit grace

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Literature / Re: BROKEN HEDGE By Toyin Taiwo by Xteljay(f): 9:46pm On Jan 25, 2018
Ghost reader mode deactivated, mhen this story is just too interesting and educative, madam toyin taiwo I hail. keep it up, God bless you.
Religion / Re: Celebrate With Me. I Just Got A Scholarship From David Ibiyeomie Foundation by Xteljay(f): 10:48am On Jan 13, 2018
kobosmart:
grin mtchew 210k na wetin dey make you cum?
i bet that is like the 100th of the money he received from one persons tithe offering
bad belle Abeg u fit give am the money?
Literature / Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Xteljay(f): 10:28am On Jan 13, 2018
guy I been done they calculate the suffer wey u for suffer had it been u follow them go barracks ni, ur own for don done.
Literature / Re: BROKEN HEDGE By Toyin Taiwo by Xteljay(f): 10:05am On Jan 13, 2018
Hope your birthday blossoms into lots of dreams come true! May today be filled with laughter and love. Happy Birthday and many happy returns of the day.

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Literature / Re: BROKEN HEDGE By Toyin Taiwo by Xteljay(f): 6:30pm On Jan 12, 2018
yewande1234:
Hey everyone rachealfst as been banned dats y she as nt being able to update. She said she will update wen she resolve d issue
na wa o, when someone is posting sumtin good, they will ban them for no reason but when they post rubbish all those mods will not see it. mtchew

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Religion / Re: Daddy Freeze Compares Pastor Adeboye To Najwa Zebian, A Muslim Lady by Xteljay(f): 6:27pm On Jan 12, 2018
Topestbilly:


The same thing goes for those Christians that knows nothing about the Quran. they'll come here and start quoting nonsense.
then if u are nt a christain, don't involve yourself in things dat does not concern you and stop discriminating the Christian when you do that, we reciprocate
Religion / Re: Daddy Freeze Compares Pastor Adeboye To Najwa Zebian, A Muslim Lady by Xteljay(f): 8:08am On Jan 12, 2018
Topestbilly:



You forgot to include these verses and and give us explanation.

Luke 12:49-53
I am come to send fire on the earth; and what will I, if it be already kindled?But I have a baptism to be baptized with; and how am I straitened till it be accomplished!Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division:For from henceforth there shall be five in one house divided, three against two, and two against three.The father shall be divided against the son, and the son against the father; the mother against the daughter, and the daughter against the mother; the mother in law against her daughter in law, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.

Luke 19:27 ESV
But as for these enemies of mine, who did not want me to reign over them, bring them here and slaughter them before me.’”


If you're truthful to yourself why did
you left this verse?

Matthew 10:34
Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.”
when Jesus was saying all those things in the scripture he was talking to the Pharisees and the unbelievers. so stop misunderstanding the the scripture and next tym when u want to post sumtin lyk this read it and understand it b4 u post.
Literature / Re: Mask Hunter by Xteljay(f): 10:54am On Jan 06, 2018
ayarmboye na wa for u, u can't even give us new year gift. anyways happy new year everyone
Religion / Re: Islam Is Not Your Problem... Westernization Is by Xteljay(f): 10:33pm On Dec 30, 2017
alBHAGDADI:


There's nothing fabricated in what I quoted. I quoted a Quran verse and also a Sahih Hadith. The word Sahih means authentic. So, what I quoted is authentic and trusted by all Muslim scholars.
Guy am feeling you jare, dont mind them
I believe you don't know all of these or perhaps you are just practicing Al taqyya.
Religion / Re: Why Do Most Muslim Cleric Spend More Time Reading The Bible? by Xteljay(f): 11:46pm On Dec 24, 2017
iamgenius:
The same way Paul and his boys (your pastors) brainwashed you, you want me to fall victim too. No Way Ma.
am nt a follower of paul, am a follower of christ
Religion / Re: Why Do Most Muslim Cleric Spend More Time Reading The Bible? by Xteljay(f): 10:47pm On Dec 24, 2017
iamgenius:
Should I just believe you without a proof from you?
believe it or not adam is not the first muslim on earth. Simple
Religion / Re: Why Do Most Muslim Cleric Spend More Time Reading The Bible? by Xteljay(f): 6:44pm On Dec 24, 2017
iamgenius:
The first Muslim was Adam(peace be upon him).
u dnt even knw much abt ur religion, adam was nt the first muslim it was ishmael, adam was just the first man on earth
Family / Re: Nairalander Please Help Wish My Wife Happy Birthday by Xteljay(f): 11:22pm On Dec 20, 2017
Happy birthday iyawo wa, wullnp age wif grace
Literature / Re: Mask Hunter by Xteljay(f): 9:43pm On Dec 19, 2017
AyarmBoye:
babe where we're u when ur boo needed u
i was fytin wit phthyon in d spiritual realms ni jare, it's dat phython use style style get power pass me o
Literature / Re: Mask Hunter by Xteljay(f): 3:36pm On Dec 19, 2017
Ayarmboye na wa 4 u o, why my boo body cum dey miss now
Literature / Re: Mask Hunter by Xteljay(f): 7:17am On Dec 19, 2017
Ojusco:
who be dis? If you make me vex eh!!!! Your own Don finish be that o I comment my reserve
u dey whine me
Literature / Re: Mask Hunter by Xteljay(f): 10:12pm On Dec 18, 2017
Ojusco:
me nko? I love you die
jealousy jealousy
Literature / Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Xteljay(f): 10:06pm On Dec 18, 2017
Guy he be lyk say u wan make i beat u, y u go update finish no mention my name, take time o.
Literature / Re: Mask Hunter by Xteljay(f): 11:17pm On Dec 17, 2017
AyarmBoye:
thanks jare.. Beta person
if u wan thank me wella, bribe me with plenty updates
Literature / Re: Mask Hunter by Xteljay(f): 10:08pm On Dec 17, 2017
cyber5:




FBI, DSS, SSS, CIA, MI-5, MI-6, Scotland Yard, Marines, Rangers, Special Forces, Nigerian Armed Forces, North Korea People Army, Interpol




to mention just few
abeg no kill ayarmboye o, allow am finish dis story first
Romance / Re: Nigerian Slay Queens Vs Kenyan Slay Queens: Kenyan Slayers Learn From Nigerians by Xteljay(f): 3:07pm On Dec 15, 2017
DrinkLimca:
well
Nigeria slay queens including those on naira land hiding under the shameless umbrella of feminism are easy targets..
They will gladly fork you for 500 naira..

Most naira land feminist and slay Queens are dumb, they were deflowered with the use of suya, indomie and egg..
most of their vagina smell like rotten fish..

They don't wash their hair for months, else the suicidal smell from their hair..

most don't bath properly and they put on single panties for like three months..

Slay Queens from other part of Africa are sophisticated and are not frustrated like the Nigeria and naira land feminist.
abeg how many nairaland feminist u don Bleep wey u give 500 naira wey u dey make noise sef, even though u don Bleep any sef, d two of una enjoy am. Abi y u con dey make noise here sef. Weytin be d assurance say u no dey wear one boxer 4 1 year. Mtchew

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Forum Games / Re: Give A Quote From Your Favorite Movie Without Giving Out The Title by Xteljay(f): 4:10am On Dec 15, 2017
Do not be afraid of the shadow , it means that there is a light nearby
Literature / Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Xteljay(f): 8:28pm On Dec 13, 2017
Bros i dey feel ur moral

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