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I'm hoping 'accommodate forced learning' means amass as many certificates as possible.

Here's what I've learnt... the certificates at least get you into the interview list. Subsequently you can showcase your ability to 'say something even when there's nothing to say'.

Let the fame begin!

What verse did you see that 'commandment'?

Two friends And they had to wait for an 'official' meeting to divulge who they had both been dating?

More like two acquaintances or two colleagues or...two strangers.

Happy birthday Papa.

The number of entrepreneurs claiming to have done badly in school is just amazing. Somehow I feel it might statrue sending the wrong signals to the schooling generation.

If my grades don't go up by the next session, I'll drop out and be an entrepreneur

*My thoughts*

Doesn't he have to be in Said to be sued?

Just wondering.

kaboninc: I've gone through 11 pages, actually when I started it was just 8 and while reading through, 3 more pages were added. Well, I want to keep my review till the end of the challenge but I must confess here that the lines I read are dumb and dead except for one or two guys who tried. You don't need a full page of words to express your feelings.

And the ladies who are excited and worse still accept such dumb lines are very unromantic! Its obvious the 'wooers' are so very unromantic and crude too! Abeg this is not a charade; to woo a lady is not just a challenge but an art! Put life into it fellas.

To the guys who are yet to pop out their lines, try being original!

Sorry for being harsh.

Waiting for your review.

dechandel: Tah
Wetin concern keke maruwa [b][/b]with A.C
Ghana must go kor togo must come ni

Lolz. Dis one got me rolling.

Now I see why the 'tech' threads hardly make front page.

Important enlightenment though.

Thanks.

Online purchases doesn't entirely solve the problem. I purchased an contact portable from a UK store and never used it for once.

Misleading topic.

When you have a relationship with someone does that mean you 'own' the person?

White men and their dictionary

To address a few enquiries. Yes, there are live-in occupants in the estate.

Cheers.

Indoors and alone are the keywords there. So not true.

Leads me to believe all the more that the safest place is His fortress.

And they let those kids get that close to it? Try that in naija and d side mirrors will be gone in no time.

Hello All,

I have a plot of land in the subject estate I am willing to give out for 1.2million.

Reason: I have secured another plot closer to the FCT though costlier.

Last time I asked the estate developers were selling for 1.5m.

My pin is detailed in my signature for further enquiries.

Cheers.

What if they capture 13 girls tomorrow in Biu,will the strategy be to exchange a sect commander in February?

Is it affirmative that bh cannot storm any village in d north and carry out a successful abduction anymore?

Will there be a massive showdown in sambisa ASAP before new human shields are abducted?

Hope the new shekau has not just been exchanged?

Welcoming news but couldn't stop these questions from flashing through my mind.

What if they capture 13 girls tomorrow in Biu,will the strategy be to exchange a sect commander in February?

Is it affirmative that bh cannot storm any village in d north and carry out a successful abduction anymore?

Will there be a massive showdown in sambisa ASAP before new human shields are abducted?

Hope the new shekau has not just been exchanged?

Welcoming news but couldn't stop these questions from flashing through my mind.

What if they capture 13 girls tomorrow in Biu,will the strategy be to exchange a sect commander in February?

Is it affirmative that bh cannot storm any village in d north and carry out a successful abduction anymore?

Will there be a massive showdown in sambisa ASAP before new human shields are abducted?

Hope the new shekau has not just been exchanged?

Welcoming news but couldn't stop these questions from flashing through my mind.

What if they capture 13 girls tomorrow in Biu,will the strategy be to exchange a sect commander in February?

Is it affirmative that bh cannot storm any village in d north and carry out a successful abduction anymore?

Will there be a massive showdown in sambisa ASAP before new human shields are abducted?

Hope the new shekau has not just been exchanged?

Welcoming news but couldn't stop these questions flashing through my mind.

Lagos?

Very educative. Thanks.

Was driving home from work this evening and noticed the usual traffic build-up at Area 1 was a lil more stretched.

Got to the source and realized it was caused by the kings of the Nig roads,VIO.

However, all the cars they had stopped were driven by women.

I chuckled inside and thought...First time it's more advantageous to be a man.

All through my journey home I kept toying with the subject question.

I'm throwing it open now...smiles.

Cheers.

Naija has skillz! This is mind blowing.

I'm humbled. By way of a positive advice Bro next thing you might be thinking of is how to kill d noise. With what I've seen though that will be a piece of cake for your IQ

Well done!!!

Once upon a time there lived a guy who was having a hard time getting into an intimate relationship cos of his painful past experience, no thanks to him.
However he desperately needed to prove his colleagues wrong who had jokingly tagged him gay cos of the dearth of babes around him and his reserved nature.
Frankly speaking,he is shy which meant his only shot at getting a female friend would be via some online social media as a physical confrontation was totally outta the way.
Met this really young gurl online,his liver wasn't strong enough to reach out to d older ladies, and after a few days of chatting digits were exchanged. Days of phonecalls turned to weeks. One day he sends a txt...r we dating? To which he got d reply...no,its just a platonic relationship. At some point,she asked to visit him which he obliged to. After hours of gisting about thousands of his biz and tech ideas which he hoped would fetch him millions someday and end his tenure with a day job, they turned in;she into his guest room and he into his own room.
The next day he got a shocking txt saddled with loads of insults from her,how he brought her to his house to humiliate her,if he didn't like her he should've let her know,he was Just a kid and should grow up. All because as he later deduced they didn't have 'fun' that night.
Up until then he always taught the word Platonic meant no strings attached. However it seems it now has a new meaning.
Now here's the part where advice is needed.
She has been calling since the txt but the dude has not really built the liver to pick up. When he does,what should be the matured way to react? Remember she called him a kid and he has to disprove that.
Cheers.
P.S Typos are highly regretted.

Just curious.: )

Kinda curious. Is there an alternative to torture?

Do the dead lie? If she says he knows then he does. Either way he's...