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Oghos1: Dry thread.

No arguments
The very essence of football. (Kinda)

Come over and take a peek at d united thread and see how itz done

see this epl fan boy,if you look here u go see say na adults dey here,Man u thread? abi na Man lose thread....but e beta as u dey here,soon here go look similar to Man u thread,and the discussions will be going like this;




Usb: We lost again,5 in a row and counting!


FBS: no,the last one was a draw,i just wish we draw the next one,but if Ancelotti plays Ramos again,we will lose again,can u blive this guy,4 red cards in 7games!



Nomski: @Least Ronaldo dey score,so he will win Ballon d'or.

Abu Mikey: :-)


Homesteady: laughing in Catalan.



D.Humphrey; Nomski i miss you,no tell Abu Mikey ooo.





Yahoo1 ; soli madlid fan....we rules the words

Ummmm...how much na porting ticket to become a Madrid fan abeg?













one of my Man-city frnds wan become a Madrid fan,he told me it's only Madrid fans that will understand the frustration of Spending Billions and winning 2 trophies in 6years

here

line up

Emzybrown: yep, which school are you repping in south east?

Am a Zikite...you?

ccollins: Pls,i wrote for law in my pume for ansu and its second choice.i scored 267 and have waiting since.i didn't find my name on the first batch for law and what is the cut-off mark? Please i need ur no and i don't know if ansu will admit 2nd choice on merit without runz.HELP ME

...2010

10. Wake Me Up - Avicii


9. Come and Get It - Selena Gomez


8. La La La - Naughty Boy featuring Sam
Smith


7. Stay - Rihanna featuring Mikky Ekko


6. Blurred Lines - Robin Thicke featuring
T.I. and Pharrell


5. Just Give Me A Reason - P!nk featuring
Nate Ruess


4. Roar - Katy Perry


3. We Can't Stop - Miley Cyrus


2. Wrecking Ball - Miley Cyrus



winner?


...
Gentleman- Psy!

.can you believe that?


and this same Psy(gangnam style) holds the record for the most
watched video ever!..


The numbers are a reminder that driving
conversation doesn’t always translate to
driving views. After the phenomenon that
was “Gangnam Style,” follow-up single
“Gentleman” was eagerly awaited but didn’t
lead to much debate or discussion — and yet
the video that led to probably the most hand-
wringing, “Wrecking Ball,” is more than 200
million views behind the first-place winner.
International appeal, past viral success and
the possibility of a new horsey dance are,
apparently, bigger draws than nudity and
demolition. There’s also a huge difference,
numbers-wise, between videos that seemingly
everyone had to watch at least once and
videos that were watched by merely a lot of
people: the tenth-place vid has notched only
186.7 million views.



YouTube has also released a list of the top
trending videos of the year:
1. Ylvis – “The Fox (What Does
the Fox Say?)” by tvnorge
2. “Harlem Shake (original
army
edition)” by kennethaakonsen
3. “How Animals Eat Their
Food” |
MisterEpicMann by MisterEpicMan
4. “Miley Cyrus – Wrecking
Ball (Chatroulette
Version)” by SteveKardynal
5. “baby&me / the new evian
film” by EvianBabies
6. Volvo Trucks – “The Epic
Split feat. Van
Damme” by VolvoTrucks
7. “YOLO (feat. Adam Levine &
Kendrick
Lamar)” by thelonelyisland
8. “Telekinetic Coffee Shop
Surprise” by CarrieNYC
9. “THE NFL : A Bad Lip
Reading” by BadLipReading
10. “Mozart vs Skrillex. Epic
Rap Battles of History Season
2″ by ERB





entertainment.time.com/2013/12/11/psy-tops-miley-for-most-watched-music-video-of-2013/

www.fzmovies.net


mediamobile.org


3gpmobilemobies.net.


if u nid more..just ask.

the movies are in mp4,3gp,avi format

so Juventus dey go Europa na

psalmdave: It will be like a movie how celtic will record a win at the camp nou.......Even tho m not a barca fan,i used to think they are a strong side without messi,i used to think barca as a team is behind messi's performance but i've been wrong.....neymar go dive win penalty for una sha

ummmm...u are not making any point.

usbcable: @ yahoo & ddipp & JP,

As much as I despise barcelona, walahi, I wasnt patronising you guys nor playing mind games.
I was just thinking.... no matter what form of argument you put forward to those german boys they would never give thesame accolades or acknowledgement to you guys if the reverse was the case.

just thinking.

you can assume what you like thereafter, it dont change a thing.

realise something, we are both in thesame boat. dont you notice how after saying they bashed Barcelona they say Dortmund bashed RM so I dont know how am playing one Lucifer's advocate here.

just think of it this way, no matter what RM does you guys would never admit it same way you are doing same to Bayern Munich.

I

just stop making it seem that Bayern was this strong since five years ago or like they have been sooo dominant. God bless epl fans na fight to finish even when fighting a lost cause.

Dortmund didn't trash Madrid!....it ended 4-3 remember?........anyways! we did beat bayern 4-0 before! and if they cant admit that they got trashed if we had beaten them 7-0 who cares?....the point of the thread is to share info,opinion et al.



ummm Barca still remains the best team of the decade though.

usbcable: mba,
we be RAV4

u seem to have forgotten the 5-alive so quick

barack_o_handso: Yeah but you can't judge with that. He's still a great player, he just didn't fit in @ Barca. See what he's doing @ PSG at his age. I think suarez will fit in cos he loves the one-two passes and has a good eye for goal.

yeah....Maybe Suarez,i think Tata can handle him....

philfearon: If you ask me,this is my list:
*Daniel De Rossi
*Gomez
*Bring Back Bojan or Give Jean Marie Dongou a chance!!

Nice one....let them give Dongou a chance,i don't think Bojan can still have a future with us.

ddippset: What do you say to people who keep on saying 7up, 7up, 7up? And have said it a million times over, since april? Do you call them stupid? Or do you call them f00lish? Or do you call them childish? Or do you ban them from nairaland?

History remembers scorelines,but it doesn't make it matter...What matters is how many trophies you have in the cabinet!

For one,History will never forget the Pep's team of 2008-2011.

barack_o_handso: Why not? We bought ibrahimovic remember?

True...look how long he lasted.

Johnpaul88: Whatever you say Mr. yahoo1.

Usbcable playing with my mind? No he isn't!
I observed the trend first & he agreed with me. I, for one, hate intimidation and i was beginning to see signs of it here.

I'm glad i was wrong!

well am glad you are glad bro! Intimidation is not in the Catalan language or dictionary. :-)

ddippset: well said. Usbcable was just out to patronise him and it worked! He's trying to force me into an e- war as well, but I understand the essence of the whole debate,my league pass your own, your own no pass my own! And like I said b4 It's all a charade.

YEAH. Anyways,this thread have been existing before i even registered on NL,so i know no matter what; IT WILL ALWAYS BE HERE,AND IT WILL BE HERE WHEN WE FIX OUR PROBLEMS!
Diversity in opinions will always cause unhealthy argument,but our club is more than just a club,so are the fans;MORE THAN SUPPORTERS! we will always get through it.



Here is what i think; Bartra has been our best defender so far,his stats says so,if the coach can't play him in big games,where then does he get the experience? i think Bartra should be on our first eleven!


Pique should be shown he is not indispensible,i mean,that guy is not a bad defender,he is just inconsistent and acting like without him,we have no option! if Bartra is put into the first eleven and we sign another defender,Pique will definetly buckle up! with his recent practical definition of positioning and awareness,i wonder the kind of DMF he would have been!



That our S.Roberto kid is good,i have not watched much of his game,i went to Youtube to conclude shaa,but youtube mostly shows omly the good part of your game,but what i see is a young and talented Midfielder,he has the hunger all young players have,if he has a negative side to his game,playing him from the bench is not going to help him!



If the Coach thinks our game needs those long passes and fast-counters,then a Fabregas nd Iniesta or S.Roberto is well suited to that than a Xavi-Iniesta. who can adapt to a new pattern than a new kid who has not played much games for the A-team: S.ROBERTO.



Maybe the coach just watches spains games instead of our previous games,If not,why does he stick with the Fabregas false 9 Role! i loved it when we played it against madrid,because Messi was on the pitch,it made us unpredictable while giving space to Neymar!...but he needs to realise that an Alexis or Neymar will do much better there!




The fast counters might have been working,but it seems we are over using it and it's becoming predictable,that is why i think we needn't put our tiki-taka away permanently,but use the long balls as an alternative to our game!



At first i thought Alexis offers more to the team than Pedro,but No,that's wrong,they have different things they offer,i like Alexis better,but Pedro offers more to Barca.( IMO)



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Johnpaul88: That's what i observed ! Some of our fans have looked conered every time those hunters come around! They now pratically beg for their lifes cos we lost 7 nil?

No one is conered here bro! admiting what happened and saying the favourites on paper is not begging for one's life!

They beat us 7-0 over two legs- FACT!

They will beat us if we meet them again in our current form ; is admiting we arr not @ our best right now,and we are still trying to find the right balance!


Barca have always been the favourites to win the UCL from 2009 but did they always win it? Nope,but they won two!

CONERED?..lol...Usb don dey play mind games on you,and you just dey succumb.

barack_o_handso: I'd prefer a suarez

...That guy is full of controversy!..but he is a damn good player..the question is; CAN THE CLUB PAY HIS PRICE?

usbcable: i have enough friends so am not putting up no vacancies much less not on nairaland.

like i said you that is always forming voltron against epl boiz and anything real madrid cant even .... what da heck am i wasting my time sef for with someone that has rubbished ur club and most of you keep admitting it.

at least JP and phil is trying to put up a defence againsy them

Sooo ummm....what's your point? no one is bowing to no one here! A Xavi will come out to the best and tell you Bayern was the best team last year nd is currently the team that are favourites to win the UCL,but that does not hide the fact that an incomplete Barca team played that match laat season from the round of 16 to the semi-final,it does not deny the fact that BARCA stamped it's trademark in football,set a height everybody is trying to reach! Our club is still Strong,not strong as it was i admit,but if our coach just does the right thing,we will not need to argue here to show who the kick ass team is!

usbcable: abeg e-Warrior,
no come my side oooo.

me abi gentul man original.

and as per your quicky request, dont be fooled we are no 7up club side.

we are the #greatestclubeverliveth

you aint a 7up club? what are you then? ...5-alive?

philfearon: I believe so too! Barca just need to be scoring more..Thats the philosophy!
That 2009 Squad is not that defensively better,just that our Attackers{the trinity of Henry,Eto'o and Messi} were scoring more goals! The burden of scoring is equally shared....But not now...Messi is being injured this season,didnt play much match,bt yet none of our other attackers is yet to reach 10goals...Its not like they dont get the chances to score!..its saddening!

You are on point....and the stability then was awesome!....Anyways i noticed that Messi does not only score when he plays,but he brings out the best in his team mates!


Is it even possible we can sign a Lewandowsi or does the club really want someone that can play the role Larsson did?

philfearon: Maybe,am Sentimental,but there is still certain things i know:
A win is a win,but:
**Bayern Munich didnt win a complete Barca team!
**Bayern are not the best team and the Current Uefa rankings proves me right...Athletico Madrid are the best team so far so good,according to UEFA!
**Barca is still the Team to Beat!
......
Finally,i said What i said previously because in football,You dont write any team off!! Its good you finally recognised that @bolded...

made a lot of typing errors in that post,hope you don't mind me!


still they won....anyway i knowhis bayern is better than our complete team though...and when i say complete i don't mean this out of form pique and puyol,or aging Xavi...! .....


IF ONLY TATA WILL DEVIATE FROM WHAT MADE US WEAK DURING THE TITO'S ERA.... i see us signing a striker in January.

dayokanu: Can you pls bring out the ranking that places athletico ahead of Bayern.

Bayern have broken the record by winning 10 games in a row and someone has the guts to mention athletico who even drew their last game vs Zenit when mentioning bayern

Brazil has won their last 10 or so games,but spain are actually ranked higher!

dayokanu: You sure? Are you very very verry sure?

Well it might not be 7-0 maybe 10-2 this time around?

We don collect your talisman Pep and now all your secret dey our pocket. Now na to flog you like Thief wey steal goat

lol.....yes am very sure,the reason why that happened was because of oyr poor defence and impotent attact without the best player in the world,but am sure by january this things will be sorted out.

ddippset: lwkmd. No allow usbcable and those madrid boys see this one o!

Bayern might just have one thing..and when i say one thing,it's just one thing.. to boast of;the 7-0 scoreline,wich is a one time thing,and will never happen again,.but Madrid?...lol..Man city of Spain,Money but nothing to show for it ... :-)

ddippset: lol, lol, lol, this one na epistle of Saint Paul o! Iam playing o. Pls you guys should not take things too aseriously o. Let's just laugh over everything. Diversity of oppinions is quite healthy for this thread.

epistle na understatement....some people don't comprehend fast...and that's the best way to make them do.


Laugh ke?...am laughing right now!....

ddippset: Meanwhile in other news agencia news got wrong the nominees for coach of the year. Now its fergie, klopp and yupp. I hope they on point with the players.

C.Ronaldo; hmmmm (rushes to Sergio ramos) hey buddy,so yoy are voting for me right?


Ramos;..umm am not the captain na,until Iker is sold,i can't vote.

C.Ronaldo; damn......ok..to Iker then.


2 days later.

Blatter; i like Messi better than Ronaldo.

T.Silva; i voted Messi.

Mourinho;i had to vote Messi,because the Brazillian Ronaldo is ineligible.


15hours later.

C.Ronaldo;we all know who Blatter is goin to give it too,they are working against me.


10hours later.

Am not going to the Ballon d'or gala. what's the point sef! other deserving players didn't win it...it's not the only thing in football.

45mins later
Ancelotti-Ronaldo deserves it

Pepe; Ronaldo is d best.

Marcelo; Ronaldo shuld win it.

Benzema;we know he deserves it.




...meanwhile in Germany.

F.ribery;...(makes a call to blanc) ...who did you vote for sir?


Blanc; am sorry Frank,Madrid paid me to vote C Ronaldo.

Ribery; u cunnt,how could you do this to me?

(slams the fone,puts a call through to Vidic who he had given a Ford as birthday gift!)


Vidic; hey my man.

Ribery;hey...so who did you vote for?

Vidic;..ummm sorry man,i voted Ronaldo,he bougth me a porsche.

(throws away the phone)


2 hours later.


Ribery; am sad my frnds and ciuntry men are against me,i deserve to win this award,i won everything there is to win.






....in Argentina...


A call comes in...Messi picks



Klopp;i voted for you


Messi; Thank you.


+(another call comes in)


S.gerrard; I voted for you


Messi; thank you


this goes on for a while.




January 13th.

Messi wins the Ballon d'or.



Ronaldo;...l'm not suprised...as long as blatter is up there nd Barcelona exists,i will neva win it and i dont care.



Ribery;i'm sad,the football world is against me,even though i won everything.


2 weeks later;


Ronaldo; I'm sad,and madrid knows y!

Johnpaul88: Dumb analysis it is.

Don't know when Barca fans turned into FC Bayern Munich worshippers! Smh!

So many years they were just under achievers, who always fail when it really mattered & a single decent season, playing nothing close to the spectacular football we waohed the world football with for 4 seasons, suddenly they have become so damn good. And they come here to ram it down our throats!

Now Barca fans are falling over themselves to get a chance to untie their sandals ? Perhaps for fear of being reminded we lost 7 nil to this supposedly 'best team'?

I'm afraid those two hunters that call themselves bayern fans may have actually succeeded in their mission : cowing some of us to a pathetic surrender! Under our roof?

We're Barca fans! We watched our team reach the greatest height of world football, possessing some of the greatest players ever to have played the game & playing at an extremely high level! We cannot allow the misfortunes of last season to make us forget what has been, what is and what will continue to be : we defined an epoch in history of football! I don't think that this is what can easily be dismissed in just mere comments claiming to be the 'reality'.

For me, i don't think we'll actually need the stars to align before we could beat this Bayern team. Sadly, i know alotta culés will yell for my head for saying this!

i don't know whats more dumb; you saying an analysis which you don't understand DUMb,or you trying to demean your fellow supporters?


Have you ever gone to the Madrid thread? they never say anything good about Barca,but when their stewpid team gets trashed by Barca they say whats on their mind some giving credit to whom it's due,while some give an excuse and finds another way to accuse Barca or something else!
Have you ever gone to the Bayern thread? prior to beating Barca a d winning the UCL, they were more humble,knowing the voodoo that gollows them @ every final,being reserved and saying the better team will win,we will see what happens(guess what! the better team won on d day),but then they win it,they pop up everywhere,but watch their comments,sometimes it's full of pride and demeaning metaphors,but sometimes they do say the truth.

Have you been to the Man United thread?...twice they have been poked in the face by Barca,and guess what! most of em their knows what happened on the pitch,some just admit they were out played,the ignorant wants always finds excuse! and when making reference then,a frnd of mine supoorting Manchester United will always say; FERGIE NEVER LEARNS,WHY NOT CHANGE THIS SYSTEM AND STOP DIS DO OR DIE ATTITUDE,THATS WHY BARCA KEEPS WALKING OVER US WITH EASE.



Indeed it is painful when your team losts! let me tell you something here bro,you know who a real fan is?...A real fan is one who hurts when they lose,he night not be there to watch every damn game his team plas,but when he asks and learn they lost,it weakens him,yet he still goes to watch the re-match,visit every football websitr he knows to hear what they have to say and how they lost,A real fan might not have the finance to go to a Camp nou to watch his team play,but the passion in Camp nou is not bigger than the one inside him,A real fan feels the pressure when his team are under pressure,his heart beat races when the opposition attacks,and feels the pain in his heart when the opposition attacks,he is behind the team no matter what!

let me tell you bro,during that Bayern match,i was in a viewing center with two other Barca supporting frnd of mine and 1 other frnd supporting madrid. when we were 3-0 down my Barca supporting frnds all left and were laughed out, i was there saying that all we needed was a goal to boost our morale,the goal dat came was not from Barca,My friend was laughing and saying to other viewers "MAKE UNA SEE BARCA FAN"...u kn skul life na,i no kn who threw pure water satchet on me,they mocked m till d final minutes,The 2nd leg of the tie...i came to the same center again, and there was my madrid frnd again,same thing...a 3-0 and this time i couldnt say anything except" IT HAPPENS" we were going to have a quiz the next day,i read but i never understood what i read that night,the quiz was postponed though!

Am not saying all this to invoke pity or make you blive am d real barca supporter,am saying it because i have seen how you jumb to conclusion and call someone a plastic fan,football is not just entertainment to me...and that's why am writing this to expalin to you how i feel about what you say. am not one of those that start or do E-wars,the next time you call me that,i'll be banned.

Thank you. hope you read this,me? i will just jumb to the concluding part...i dont like ppl going long note on me. :-)

philfearon: Press!! Huge Investment by Barclays coupled with Massive Awareness campaign through Massive Marketing layout,coupled with the position of England in the World,plus other variables am yet to know!!

PRESS! right...i dunno why anything English is overrated and hyped to heaven! pisses me off.

philfearon: With this,i doubt if You have Watched football at all in Your life! No offence bro!
Your analysis seems like that of one that started watching football Yestaday...Still no offence intended!

ummmmm....ok! agreed!

you know what bookies mean? i doubt if you do,otherwise you will understand,but then again,like some other fans,you just care about if the teams you support win! No offenve bro!

Your criticism only shows one thing; you miss football with sentiments,but then again you didn't criticize,because if you did,we'd see reason!

i dunno what's wrong with what i wrote up there,but that's what i think! and what i think won't necessary happen,because football is 11 vs 11....anything can happen!...but right now Bayern are the favourites to win the UCL,the press have said it,football fans know it,but some people won't admit it! .In 2012 Cfc won it,but where they the favourites? the press has singled out All spanish final,but that didn't happen,the odds on Bayern were slashed,but did they win it? Analysis are there to be made based on fact,but things change because like i said; THIS IS FOOTBALL!


Bro,The fact remain that Bayern are the best team at the MOMENT! They didn't win the UCL like a Team in blue and black stripe(Inter) in 2009 playing a very defensive game against barca,neither did they win it like a Chelsea in 2012...they won it...beating Arsenal,Juventus,Barca and Dortmund playing like the team that wanted it more....just like Barca won it in 2009 and 2011.

The essense of a club fan is not to hide the truth,deny the facts, or act like a hurt school girl,rather it is to Defend,Support and cheer the club,its principles and everything down to it's root! i don't know your definition of a club supporter,but you seem to all get it twisted up.i don't like all this long typing just to give a replyut i respect you and that's why i did all the typing to try and explain where am coming from! THE BEST TEAM DOESN'T NECESSARY MEAN THE MOST TALENTED INDIVIDUALS,WE HAVE SOME HOLES IN OUR TEAM,WHICH YOU GUYS ADMITTED WAY UP IN THIS THREAD,BAYERN DON'T HAVE THAT AND AM NOT JEALOUS BECAUSE AT A TIME,PLAYERS GET INJURED,OLD OR OUT OF FORM,SO OUR TEAM WHICH USED TO BE THE BEST NEEDS A LITTLE SHAKING UP! it's time you guys loosen up,and stop calling all Barca fans that come up with what our team lacks a plastic fan! and again bro; NO OFFENCE