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Harbosede02: datz exactly wat i was waitin 4 u post!i can rily c u r naturally brilliant...its so obvious.

i love sarcastic girls....but in your case i will make an exception.




i gotta go....

kulyie: oremi you go sin gbere for your brez,bom bom and waist before them go rush you witty witty like hot akara for early morning :*

now you dey form Hot!.....easy ooo

..buh you guys gotta admit,the funny names Fans come up with cracks ribs; Penaldo,Divenaldo,sissyaldo,Hormonessi,Midgessi,tapaldo,...chai...fans eh....

Harbosede02: scroll up and ask google

everybody won't be you my dear.....am naturally brilliant,i hardly ask Google things,except questions like; Y PEOPLE LIKE YOU EXIST...OR Y THERE ARE MORE EDIOTS THAN SMART PEOPLE!

Harbosede02: I wudn't waste my bis mb quoting u guys one by one,@danny ur stupidity isn't a new tin 2 me,@yahoo,do u even knw d meaning of d truth??

......forgive me,but since i left school, i have not been friends with modern books.....ARE YOU BEIN SARCASTIC OR ARE YU REALLY ASKING ME THAT QUESTION?

alutacontinua: I've nt seen any since the beginning of this month.

lol...babe i like u......



oya dat is 1

lynpetra: Una still dey here?But on a more serious note,forming dey stressful abeg.It's too hard and unreal for me ,just like lying(you end up using a lie to cover another till you look stupid .It's too stressful.Forming sef no dey bring good luck , .


Remembered last few months wey i queue for amala joint ,one fine gurl dey my front.As I still dey vex say the line no dey move,I caught her allowing some guys in.I vex. "please don't allow anybody in again"I said calmly.The babe turn look me now said,"Because of food, excuse me"And besides some chop up guys wey dey ourside just look me (cos the bitchhh talk am loud).Na so my head scatter .Me lynpetra!!!Na so I spark,"come dis girl if you are not ready to eat better clear!you hold plate,I hold plate,you dey queue I dey queue under hot sun,rubbish! "


So d guys started laffing,one made an attempt to claim my chance,I blocck am .He now jokingly said,"corper you dey vex o,so fine gurl like you dey chop amala",My reply,"bros na our Shit dey Smell pass If you see the kind trek wey I trek reach dis Joint una go mercy for me,only for this lady to dey do good Samaritan wey no make sense!rubbish"
.Una no no say corpers dey suffer for this town
"If una no sell amala for me in the next one minute,I go faint for this place"I said with all seriousness.By that time people don dey laff .A man was practically choking!The gurl won die!!!.Nonsense!!!

At the end of the day,people wey dey front asked me to buy ahead of them,I ended up not paying for my food,one of the guys gave me 5k for t.fare,others gave too.Na person wey humble himself dey reach heaven.

on point......confirm babe.







Some girls dey form die.....e get one wey dey tell me say im papa dey watch am tru MTN mast...dat her papa na Abraham lincolns grandson.......nawao....but just yesterday she borrowed my Nairaland username.(made up...lol

abeg who get #20 change here....dis conductor think say i go leave dis money for am.....im don lie

why is it a big deal kwanu? how many of this kind thread una go open before being satisfied?.......if you have a grown up sister just refer thw question to her na....simple bro

Harbosede02: lemme hear word jare,if dem want make i gree 4 dem,dem go go barb dat deir head ni,sey wetin,itz annoying 2 me,it will luk lyk am dating a gurl!

be truthful for once sis.....

immortalvoices: Lolz I expected characters like you... Hmmm what should I do to you?

YES I think I am more handsome than you!!!

lol....ofcourse you should....it's funny when guys upload pictures to be rated,it sounds like a girls thingy...nawao...but @least u look good....thumbs up........

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GTA 6

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..who wore it better?

A NL mod fighting with his wife

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...enjoy......

Prowizy2: Actually I've not been embarrassed by any of my post, d most embarrassing tin dat has happend 2 me on NL was d day i happend 2b d 1st 2 comment on a post in d politics section.. I called GEJ "A Retarden" mehn pple were dragging my shirt, slappin my head, kickin my ass, pullin my trouser, sum even pulled my shoes, at a point i felt sum1 tryin 2 pull off my boxers..

u deserve it

NOPE

...waiting for saturday

......when you can date a Lecturer,na 300L student u no fit date.

@Op....is that what you should be worried about at this stage?