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usbcable: go to http://www.dstv.com/channels/ and select compact.
you will see the available channels

alright thanks. will do just dat

Dishtech: Your installer knows where he can buy d card.

ok thanks bro....i appreciate... 1 more thing...how much is the card and dish?

Dishtech: metro digital cable is terrestrial decoder that doesn't require dish but uses antenna, Jsc sport now bein sport is transmitted via satellite and require a decoder that can accept iredato or vassed card like some strong decoder, a dish ranging from 240cm to 500cm here in Nigeria because it is an off foot signal then you buy the card to be able view the channels. Or you subscribe to the metro digital to have some of this channels

ok...all i have to do is tell the installer and he can give me d thingd i need right?

Dishtech: That from the information I have gather now! It can be receive here in Abuja with 3.2m dish up ward before Jsc +1 to +10 can work

Bros i go ask you mumu question now...but no vex for me,just help me out..

This Jsc sport +1 to +10....can i get in in metro digital cable.....if yes,how? if no..which cable can i get it in? i want to buy 1...

thanks

appy new year fellow Cules.



Philfearon,can u pleasr help with the sports stations available on Dstv compact.....heard it's 5000#.


mk una no vex o...i no wan derail...just nid dis stuff so badly

oya...Lamasia19.....expect an immediate follow back...instagram is d same username

philfearon: Go for PBS or Dstv.....

ok ....PBS....whats the full name and how much is the subscription? is the service in Awka? Thanks in advance

seun0622: I am based in Lagos.
That's my number.

ok i will call you as soon as i get to Awka by 3rd Jan. hope d stuff is not illegal...i dnt want any stuff that will get shut down

seun0622: Guy,

Are u not in nigeria, HITV has been closed down and their service shut down. Metro don't have much of football content. You can still go for joy TV but there s a better package I can give you for a very cheap price which would enable you access to a lot of sport channels without subscription.
Call me on 08063900409.

ok..where are you?

what happened na...d last comment here na 26th dec!

anyway fellow cules,which do u recommend btw Metro-digital and HiTv cable in terms of viewing Live football matches..thanks

Hello everybody....

i just want to ask a simple question...

As a football fan who doesn't have the biggest of incomes ....which do you recommend i buy between Metro digital or Hi Tv cable?...if there is another one better just recommend please.
Dstv is not an option,not only will i not be able to bring myself to pay 7000+ a month,but i am only buying a cable for live sports show...so help a brother out. thanks.

What if the healing water didn't appear in Enugu(Oji)...?


-What if it had appeared in Anambra?
when you go to visit the water,you'll be hearing things like; *Oga are you going to the HERING water? *Oga enter bike make i CALLY you go the MILACLE LIVER! *BLOS gosload(go slow) dey oo,better enter bike,onry 300 NAILA.


-If it had appeared in Warri,
you won't know the location of the water at all,because warri boys go form their own healing water,just make sure you leave your ATMcard in your car if you have any.


-If it was in Jos,
When you get there,you'll think the water dey bore Tomato,women go use the water for all kind of activities,washing their market wares for goodluck..etc




-Lagos?
Trust oga Fashola to deport the remaining Igbos in Lagos and create another bunch of officials labelled LAIOHW(Lagos agents incharge of healing water!)



Kaduna?
Healing water ke?...na death water! The news will bear headlines like this; EXPLOSION ROCKS HEALING WATER IN KADUNA!
BOKO HARAM CLAIMS THE BOMB ONLY KILLED SINNERS THAT ARE AGAINST THE HOLY PROPHET!



Calabar?
Calabar dey carry last? Calabar girls will go to the water with this prayer request in mind; May my husband Last more than 45mins in bed! the water will always be filled and 87% will be women.



Imo state?
ishi nini? ....looking nyash...killing goat!.. Imo state love peddlers will use any means to find customers; Hey bros,this a'ss has been blessed by the water! *Oga,holy water love tested and confirmed.



SO WHAT IF IT WAS IN GHANA?
it will be termed by other states as the water that brings man and spirit together! ....if you go to the water you will mistake our ghanaian brothers for spirit!...


Afghanistan?

News headline will be; U.S deploys 20 drones to the healing water in Afghanistan.
*27 killed in afghanistan 30mins after bathing in the water!


England?
Joey Barton will be charged €50,000 for visitingvthe water twice a day for 1 week.

Arsene wenger will take all his players for deliverance.

Jose Mourinho will use anude bath in the water for punishment.

Moyes....lol...na to send,Young and Valencia there for a sense of direction.

CHEERS


......ADD YOURS.....!

frankeinstein: Hi, I'm a newly admitted student,and this calendar is rather vague to me. When are the newly admitted to resume. 6th or 13th? Thanks.

6th.

Yea,some people are afraid of Anti-cult,but you shouldn't be...they aren't friendly but if you let them intimidate you,they will do just that,butcthat doesn't mean you should disrespext them or disregard the rules and regulations of the school.

i have a flat battery,let me charge and i will tell you guys of my experience with them.

amiebeauty: no idea yet....buh I hrd that for those that did not finish their exams..thr will b very little tym to prepare.....did u finish urs?

yes....i'm guessing you finished yours too,all law students did.

humblesteve: nop,till january.

thanks

abeg...Diploma admission list don show?

when are we resuming next year?

kolubo: Op people are not that crazy for foreign music videos, naija videos on point.

Naija dey mk better videos?

usbcable: villareal
malaga
real madrid

were never walk overs for una.

and now he is more experienced will give you a fight

The Barca he knows then is not the Barca now!.....we have a Coachbthat can always tweak the system if necessary.I'm not saying City will be easy to beat,but with all our injured players back,and our team back and firing...we go beat City albeit we will Conceed shaa,it will depend on who scores more,nd who conceeds more at home...

yourangel: Messi's thigh injury had completely healed. The player will now have more intense training sessions, with the club's physical coach. [sport #fcblive]

This is the most heart-warming news on a day we were drawn against Man City in the Champions League. With Messi and Neymar firing on all cylinders, City would suffer both home and away. The form and fitness of Messi along with Neymar, will greatly determine the outcome of this fixture come February. We will have to display two stellar performances in order to win this fixture. Man City are not push-overs. If we play average or subaverage games like we did against Ajax in Amsterdam, then City would kick us out effortlessly. We have to be at our best. We can do it, because we are Barca. We can win any team! Come on Barca!!

The coach knows us does not mean the players knows us.


We go beat City....and beat them we will!

Big brothers in Christ,i have a little problem,here it goes;


This evening i asked a friend what she will be giving me for Christmas,she asked me what Christmas is,what it signifies and most importantly that i should prove Christmas is rightly celebrated,if i can do this she will give ne anything i want for Christmas then.


At first i wanted the "BLANK CHEQUE GIFT ISH", after giving her the definition of Christmas,she said it is not in the bible,neither is Easter,that it is just fabricated because Jesus never said Christians should celebrate this days,the only day Jesus commemorated as a day of celebration of any sort was "Passover" and she referred me to LUKE 22 verse 19 and 20.


so i came up with a logic,

The churches out there,were they commemorated by Jesus as a place of worship? deeper life,Sabath,Cerubim and Seraphim,Jehova witness,...etc....did Jesus say d church shuld b divided?


Did Jesus say all dis churches be opened in his name?....


Did Jesus anoint the men calling themselves man of God and presiding ova doz churches?


Why wia they opened up? Fo selfish purpose i guess,my point being,the same holy spirit that guided the writing of the Bible might have guided the inking of Easter,Xmas et-al as days of Christian holidays......unless u blive all this churches that are opened in the name of Christ are a farce bc they dont exist in the Bible.


her final Bible reference was 2 Corinthians 10:4-6

it might be a very Lame argument,but the firl was backing up her point and i had to do something shaa!


so make una help me prove her wrong ooo,Christianity should not be a competition,but i don't want her to have one over me!.....if there is anything as ....EXTRA STRONG,STRONG,AVERAGE STRONG nd WEAK CHRISTIAN, then i fall under the WEAK ONE, which means she don dey confuse me and i don dey believe...so if you insult me,i wont take it personal.

she is a Jehova witness btw.

onuwaje: That ground has seen almost 65goals this season with man city scoring 90%... Don't u think u need to fear ethihad stadium?

it was in the same stadium that Bayern beat em 3-1.


This is Barca,and unlike City we hv conceeded less goals Home and Away.

onuwaje: Ethihadphobia...... Fear of ethihad stadium

ummm...are you trying to be funny?.....City,although a good team neva reach Barca...so re-phrase.

A-40:
Man City slow? Did you watch their match this weekend?


I'm not worried about Arsenal! They lucked out in Munich with Robben and co shatting the bed. We would beat them convincingly this time

Their defence is better than yours but it all boils down to fine margins. An away goal or two should sway it in your favor but yall definitely have to up your game by a notch or two

..Our away form is better than theirs,but i think form will be key.

ddippset: I don't like this!

who does kwanu? but we will beat dem....

A-40:
Make una go buy defenders! Ordinarily yall should be able to beat them but with Pique and Bartra I dunno

Man city aint so good in terms of defence too! Bartra will be ok,i'm just worried about the Pique we will see on that day!


You guys should be worried about Arsenal too,they aint no push over...remember last season,although the way their form is hovering right now,i'm not so sure they can pose the kind of problem they did last season.

fruityjojo: Not dat wat d op said is wrong! Buh noticed dat 80% percent of d guys commenting are just mannerless! Using extreme derogatory words on gals just 4 stating their opinions! How do u want classy gals 2 date undergraduate with all dis immaturity! Na really small boys undergraduate thread.

ummmm....what do you expect? This is NL,and "MOST" of the users use here to show a childish part which they can't show in their normal life....you shouldn't let what people say here get to you.

leavestory: oh my GOD just received about 12 different emails from different set of ladies begging me that I should delete the post!!!!!!well if you ladies that sent me those message are on this thread right now please and please I want u to know that if u like beg me from now till eternity I will not delete the posts!!!I never pointed fingers at anybody,just posted what I observed on campus and any lady that has free conscience and is not guilty of all I said on my posts would not take my posts personal,only girls that are guilty of it will take it very personal!!!!more-over more than 80 percent of my female friends are my fellow unilag students so will I want to hurt them?so that means i meant no harm to anyone with my posts,!!!any girl that is guilty of all have posted should not get angry but what they should do is to amend their ways and stop living the kind of life-style they live on campus!!!!the posts is not meant for all unilag babes but it was meant for the ladies that are guilty of it!!!!!GREAT AKOKITES!!!!!great nigerian students!!!!oya great noni.

u wicked small sha...u no kn say potential husbands dey NL,after this your classification guys'll be like; Babe i wan marry you,buh hope u aint a Maulag/Unilag babe?

o'boy....Onitsha no go dry like other Xmas dis year oo...all thanks to oga Fashola. I feel like staying in Osha,but if i no go make dis money eh...next year i go suffer am.

Luxiana19: @Op u no dey shame. Copy and paste from beginning to the end. Mtcheew.
Btw that 'evaluation/classification' is rubbish.

shut up....Amina girl.

Emzybrown: Imo star lol are you staying at awka or nnewi?

I don't stay in a particular place shaa,wen skul is on break,it's either i'm with my brother in Nnewi,or in Osha with my Parents or Kano with my Uncle where i make cute money..lol....and that is whre i will be staying this Xmas shaa!...u?