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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Yahoo1(m): 11:47am On Dec 09, 2013
ddippset: without a doubt bayern are the best. We also did achieve more lofty heights a couple of years ago. The debate was not about the best in the world but about league competitiveness and why I am coming in is to try to put an end to all of this 'german league is more competitive or la liga is more competitive' because simply, none of the epl, bundesliga, serie a and la liga is even 5 percent competitive.
Yes you are right!...the essence of competitiveness in a football league is not who beats who at a particular time,or the unpredictability of a particular match,but the division of the cup(after 10years,7 or 8 different winners)....but The Epl fan boys think because Everton beat Man u,The league is unpredictable nd therefore the most competitive(the football played there is very poor and uninteresting,what makes it the most watched league in the world is what i don't understand).
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Yahoo1(m): 11:33am On Dec 09, 2013
AjanleKoko: I am not sure I get what you are on about.
Did Bayern not utterly dominate the sport in Europe last season? Did they not smash our team 7-0 home and away? undecided
Doesn't change my support for Fc Barcelona. Bayern were virtually unstoppable last season, and we need to give them the credit, instead of trying to cheapen their achievements like a bunch of chumps. I support Barca but I enjoy football, and watch all the leagues and their best teams.




You sef dey classify fan.
When did you start watching football sef? Imagine. Child of yesterday.
yeah they did....and they deserve it....how they trashed my beloved Barca,nd later added insult to inury by beating us again in a friendly,dats a 9-0..without reply,they later added 1 again by taking Thiago...now thats 10-0.....the only team that stands a chance against Bayern is Psg,their defence is strong,one of the strongest, their midfield nd attack aint no push overs,forget madrid ooo,they are inform but with their defence wich is not very different than ours,they will be walked over by Bayern,though not like they did Barca,unless they strengthen. Madrid's strength is their attack.

Cfc? forget the Uefa super cup,Bayern will Beat that one again,

Juve? mk dem beat Madrid first

Man city? hmmm let them beat Bayern @home first talkless of away.

Barca? ummmm..need i say anything? make them keep depending on Messi nd a makeshift defence with a worn out legend.

Athletico? better as each season passes by,but Bayern MIGHT beat them with their second eleven.

Milan? lmao...combine their best eleven with juve's best eleven,Bayern will still beat em.


Arsenal?...well Arsenal are showing how strong and determined they are this season,plus,they nearly eliminated Bayern last seasonthey stand a chance just like other big teams,but Bayern will still beat them.


Man u?.....i reserve my comment


Dortmund?...here is another team that can beat Bayern,forget the 3-0 league lose,a Dortmund without injury can hurt Bayern,they know Bayern more than all other teams.


Napoli? they will be eliminated,so no need to say anything.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Yahoo1(m): 11:13am On Dec 09, 2013
ddippset: you get me wrong brother. Bayern is the best club in the world. They humiliated us, spanked and smacked us front the front and the rear. They are better than us. If you ve seen some of my recent comments even last week were I said categorically that bayern would humiliate this my barca side again. Infact I pray we don't meet them this season. But u really should not be acting like the whole 'competitive league' argument stuff is childish like u said, and crap and at the same time lending credence to the argument(esp in favour of those who are rubbing it in our faces about barca being their b1tch and love to talk about 7-0 like their lives depended on it) thereby encouraging this whole 'childish' debate to go on and on and on. Thats all I said.
...When we beat Bayern 4-0 in 2009 did they agree we were the best team in the world then?..the truth is that they are indeed currently the best right now,but no team supporter says the other one is better,even if in reality he/she knows the truth. Their is something called PRIDE,nd bayern smashed it with a 7-0,but it doesn't change the fact that what bayern are doing,we already did it,nd we did it much more better,they already lost the super-cup or whatever it is called in the German league,so our 6 trophy haul in a year still remains an achievement to be beaten. Call me a biased fan which i am,and everybody who is commenting in this thread is,but the truth remains,Barca reached a certain height in football and they deserve respect! Bayern? the best in the world right now,Barca being beaten by Bayern again? ofcourse, A Psg,Madrid,Dortmund,Juventus can beat Barca right now,. Barca is unsettled in a big way,we don't wven have depth,our defence is inconsistent,our midfield is still trying to find it's balance,our attack is still saving us a bit.


P.S-Bayern is indeed the best team in Europe @ the moment and any league they enter now,they will probably win easily(though not with 20points oo,lol).
Nairaland GeneralRe: Wife Discovers Missing Husband's Corpse In His Office by Yahoo1(m): 10:54am On Dec 09, 2013
smh...RIP to d dead.
PhonesRe: Why BIS Is Cheaper Compared To Other Data Plans by Yahoo1(m): 11:58am On Dec 08, 2013
beckyomas: I hope those naive guys breaking their sim and insulting airtel would see this. Simple logic.
they are not breaking their sim because of this duh...they are breaking it because Airtel stopped Bis on Android which is the reason why they were using Airtel,and before you start asumming,am still using the 3k subscription which i did a week before it was stopped,and which is still working!

Naive huh?.....you need to find out the definition of that.
EducationRe: Top 10 Most Marketable University Courses In Nigeria by Yahoo1(m): 3:22pm On Dec 06, 2013
What of Fishery?...are we left out? sad
FashionRe: Some Cute People Are Not Photogenic: Why? by Yahoo1(m): 10:43am On Dec 06, 2013
brosdoncome: Baby, ur face be like hand-cuff lipsrsealed
dead.
FashionRe: Some Cute People Are Not Photogenic: Why? by Yahoo1(m): 10:18am On Dec 06, 2013
Amaaskia: Well, some people are photogenic, others aint.

Why?

Depends on the camera, the person's pose and the photographer. smiley

There are days I look funny in pictures, and days I look lovely in pictures. Its part of being human I guess. Oh and then there's photo shop.

Your choice. smiley#
some people don't like photoshopping..it makes you kinda FAKE.
FashionRe: Some Cute People Are Not Photogenic: Why? by Yahoo1(m): 10:14am On Dec 06, 2013
oubi: I think I'm the worst... B4 u see a new pic on my DP, just know that 100 others have been taken and deleted. *smiles*
same here.....buh maybe na bc say u just want it to be perfect shaa...but since i started using Samsung gs2.....things don change....am not saying am cute..not cute,etc..buh the ME not in the picture is finer than me in the picture..lol
FashionRe: Some Cute People Are Not Photogenic: Why? by Yahoo1(m): 10:13am On Dec 06, 2013
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Music/RadioRe: Is Eminem Really The Rap God? by Yahoo1(m): 10:46pm On Dec 04, 2013
fruityjojo: I aint no bro ohh buh dis is rap so I can be ur bro *jumps up & chest him chest 2 chestgrin*
It's a little too late to say that you're sorry now
u kicked me when I was down
But what you say just (don't hurt me, don't hurt me no
more)
Dat's right bitch: and I don't need you, don't want to
see you
Bit'ch you get (no love)
u show me notin but hate
u ran me into the grnd
But wat comes around goes around
I don't need you (dn't hurt me)
u (don't hurt me no more dat's right, &I don't need u. don't want to see
u
u get (no love)
Bit'ch you get (no love)
And I don't need you
Get 'em
Tink wayne came in naw.
cheesy.....no one gets tired of listening to this song......

chest to chest!......*chop knuckle joor.
Music/RadioRe: Is Eminem Really The Rap God? by Yahoo1(m): 10:43pm On Dec 04, 2013
Tinyemeka: Giving me goose bumps now. smiley
Can do the entire verse as fast as, without missing a single beat.
lol.....took me quite some time to memorize it.
Music/RadioRe: Is Eminem Really The Rap God? by Yahoo1(m): 6:16pm On Dec 04, 2013
fruityjojo: Lol. As in sum guys sef! U don't have 2 agree he is your best but 2 actually call him rubbish & compare him 2 those talking/singing rap artist(rick rossgrin) hurts me! Imagine sum1 sayin only his ist albulm was gud! Eminem ist albulm was in 1996 wat did he know abt rap den! I could barely talk sef!
lol...hehehehe..i like Rick ross ooo....but He aint nothing compared to Marshal Mathers. ..u are right bro,ppl can be funny.



...........I so started to rock fellow
When I'm not even in my harshest
You can still get roasted 'cause Marsh is not
mellow
Til I'm toppling from the top I'm not going to stop
I'm standing on my Monopoly board
That means I'm on top of my game and it don't
stop
Til my hip don't hop anymore (shit)
When you're so good that you can't say it
'Cause it ain't even cool for you to sound cocky
anymore (shit)
People just get sick cause you spit
These fools can't drool or dribble a drop anymore
And you can never break my stride
You never slow the momentum at any moment I'm
about to blow
You'll never take my pride
Killing the flow, slow venom and the opponent
Is getting no mercy, mark my words
Ain't letting up, relentless
I smell blood, I don't give a Bleep: keep giving
them hell
Where was you when I fell and needed help up?
You get no love
Music/RadioRe: Is Eminem Really The Rap God? by Yahoo1(m): 6:08pm On Dec 04, 2013
eGuerrilla: Nah for only rap we get mouth? I can tell you know little about other music genres.
R kelly is king of Rnb..or WAS!.....hehehehe.....self proclaimed i think..but i love that guy.
Music/RadioRe: Is Eminem Really The Rap God? by Yahoo1(m): 4:27pm On Dec 04, 2013
ummmmm....it's just like saying that because White footballers are more noticed than Black ones,Black guys should stop playing football.


Rap is a black man's thing...Nigguz rep black music doesn't mean a white guy can't be the best.
Music/RadioRe: Is Eminem Really The Rap God? by Yahoo1(m): 4:19pm On Dec 04, 2013
JulianBond007: if you were born in late 80's or 90's, Am sorry I have been wasting my time arguing with you. Eminem a rap god? I dey laugh! grin grin
Grandpa...oya clap for yourself.....you sabi rap music die.
Music/RadioRe: Is Eminem Really The Rap God? by Yahoo1(m): 4:17pm On Dec 04, 2013
JulianBond007: I am not being racial. All am saying is Eminem can never be a rap god when we have the blacks who own the game. Jeez! You need to listen to rap music from other artist. You seem to be addicted to Eminem. Eminem is the last rapper I will ever listen to his songs. grin
hahaha...you are funny! yes you are! ..haha indeed you are funny!...hahahahaha...seriously man you are funny!...hahahahaha,i cant stop laughing,you arevreally funny,hehehehehe funny guy...yeah very funny guy.


Now get off your racial horse then come and argue....if he is the last rapper you you will listen to....ummm that's your opinion.
Music/RadioRe: Is Eminem Really The Rap God? by Yahoo1(m): 4:06pm On Dec 04, 2013
pappilo: Hell No

For me not even in the top 10. Is he better than Nas, Method Man, Raekwon, Talib Kweli and many many more? I remember his 1st major single "my name is". What a joke of a song. How da hell do you sing that and go on to be the Rap god?

The only reason he blew was the colour of his skin. I remember my former oyinbo manager saying "I dont like rap music but I like Eminem".
come on......Nas is cool,Talib kweli?...r u kidding me....forget that jooor...ok i know sometimes this white guys can be partial and all that because of skin colours,but they are not the only one who think Slim shady is the best...
RomanceRe: Stealing Sperm Is The New Thing For Single Girls? by Yahoo1(m): 2:11pm On Dec 04, 2013
bibina: Please how long can sperm live even under refrigeration? because the story says "Whenever they are ready to have children, they just take the sperm and insert it into their vagina"
RomanceRe: Stealing Sperm Is The New Thing For Single Girls? by Yahoo1(m): 2:11pm On Dec 04, 2013
bibina: Please how long can sperm live even under refrigeration? because the story says "Whenever they are ready to have children, they just take the sperm and insert it into their vagina"
..years.....10+..20+.....umm could be more,but i doubt if the woman can wait 10 or 20years.....so WHENEVER is just not WHENEVER!..besides ....it's not just normal refrigerator.
RomanceRe: Stealing Sperm Is The New Thing For Single Girls? by Yahoo1(m): 1:11pm On Dec 04, 2013
nutarious: very funny @ op, But its a big lie, sperms cant be stored in a freezer, a spermatozoa has a particular temp not more not less. many times we men our sperm gets destroyed and replaced by our body. we have up to millions of spermatozoa in a sperm, its not true that they can be stored in the freezer. in the hospital where artificial insemination is carried out therre is a special machine with a constant temp for storing sperms. even in america there is sperm banks. Basically u cant store sperms in ur freezer
..just what i said!...thumbs up
RomanceRe: Stealing Sperm Is The New Thing For Single Girls? by Yahoo1(m): 12:43pm On Dec 04, 2013
HisRib: I'm at an undisclosed location.
*shrugs*
RomanceRe: Stealing Sperm Is The New Thing For Single Girls? by Yahoo1(m): 12:42pm On Dec 04, 2013
HisRib: Don't be mistaken, sperm stealing is highly popular in the West as well. Sperm banks aren't exactly cheap. Stealing sperm is easier and cost effective for many woman.
So what do they do with it?...store in their own freezer?....because The Electricity situation in this country is nothing to write home about,nd Secondly,i don't think it's possible to do this @home with a kitchen freezer,there are special tools nd kits for this. A medical adviser will tell you never to try this,because it is dangerous and can make a woman sterile,besides this home freezers aint cold enough.
RomanceRe: Stealing Sperm Is The New Thing For Single Girls? by Yahoo1(m): 12:36pm On Dec 04, 2013
HisRib: There's been an ongoing trend where unmarried women steal the sperm of man (men) they've slept with and freeze it. Just in case they need it when they are ready to have kids, but can't seem to find a good partner.

I thought this was a joke until a woman I recently counseled told me she tried to do it, but got caught.

I have noticed, both young men and women aren't interested in marriage as they once were. Instead, they prefer staying bf/g. Some women have embraced their careers and ignored the idea of marriage. Could it be because divorce rates continue to rise? Or times have changed?



***Update:***

Let me explain how it is stolen:


After sex, they use a turkey baster to take the sperm from the condom, put it in a container and store it in the freezer at their home.

Whenever they are ready to have children, they just take the sperm and insert it into their womanliness. I don't know if the method works, but I am just hearing that lots of women are now doing it.

This is a turkey baster:
[img]http://faculty.ccp.edu/faculty/dreed/campingart/jettatech/bleeder/ist2_1078991_turkey_baster.jpg[/img]

For those of you asking how this can happen without the man knowing:

The woman takes the condom after sex and pulls the sperm out with the turkey baster. This is happening and has been happening for quite some times. For those of you asking for proof (source), I can't provide that because I got this info based on my clients and speaking with other relationship/marriage counselors. They, too, have encountered women who have confessed to doing this.

My advice to men is: make sure you dispose your condom by yourself, otherwise you are in trouble.

Anyways, my questions here are for men:

Would it really bother you if a woman steals your sperm?


Why have you lost interest in marriage?

Thanks.
Where are you based?....Nigeria?
RomanceRe: Stealing Sperm Is The New Thing For Single Girls? by Yahoo1(m): 12:22pm On Dec 04, 2013
simplynola: Dont think that can happen in naija not with the PHCN wahala. Turkey baster! hmmnn... it means that act started in Turkey and shuld end in Turkey not Nigeria. Till we have Naija baster
...4days Nepa neva Bleep up for area,u come think it's time,so After risking getting caught and labelled witch or worse....you come use turkey blaster do ya thing,bottle am up,put for freezer,45.7seconds later Nepa take light...like play like play u no see light fir 1week...bro u go try again?...no nah....this can never happen in Nigeria..@least not yet.
RomanceRe: Stealing Sperm Is The New Thing For Single Girls? by Yahoo1(m): 12:13pm On Dec 04, 2013
Memyselfu2009: How can a woman steal ur sperms without u not knowing rubbish
That's what i keep asking!...if this happens,then it's not in this country,because i can't believe that any sane man will let his sperm be stolen knowing fully well anything can happen in this country...but outside of Africa,some men actually don't give a damn.
RomanceRe: Stealing Sperm Is The New Thing For Single Girls? by Yahoo1(m):
2ru-talk:
Is it medically possible for fertilization to take place after freezing spermatozoa for a long time? Though I am neither a gynecologist nor a medical practitioner, but it is obvious that spermatozoa cannot survive in a refrigerator for a long time.
when $emen is frozen,sperm can survive for years,it doesn't take a genius to know that as far as the spermatozoa is alive,fertilization can take place.


I don't believe the OP's story though,especially the Therapist part.
RomanceRe: Stealing Sperm Is The New Thing For Single Girls? by Yahoo1(m): 11:48am On Dec 04, 2013
ummmm...who in his right sense gives a random woman a kondom containing his sperm to dispose?


Op..you are asking because you want to try it.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Yahoo1(m): 6:35pm On Dec 03, 2013
barack_o_handso: This year is gonna be tight truly, but the thing I love about Messi is 'Bad as e bad', he'll still find something to edge out his rivals with.

See CR7, 5 years in Spain yet he's never won the league's best player award.

E easy?
my brother e no easy ooo.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Yahoo1(m): 3:30pm On Dec 03, 2013
barack_o_handso: Now this is the official la liga awards. The best player award went to its rightful owner, for the 5th year running (and counting).
keep counting.. he will stop @ 9th....or maybe this injury will hamper his chances dis year.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Yahoo1(m): 3:29pm On Dec 03, 2013
barack_o_handso: All awards better seen on la liga's official website with images
where is Messi?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Yahoo1(m): 12:34pm On Dec 03, 2013

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