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STUPUDTHEISTS:
Stop jumping around. Why does god inspires people to write about him needing our wealth and crops?

What's the logic behind an omnipotent god inspiring some guys to write about his love for money, burnt offering and crop?

Is your god some beggarly piece of shite? If yes, then it cease to be god. If no, then why ask for our wealth?

Give God your tight and offsprings as a sacrifice so he won't cum fiercely upon you & you cum shot of his heavenly condom.

STUPUDTHEISTS:
BTW where's our sarcasm chief.

Hi YahwehPenis, where are you mate. Come and stain this ground with some dose of sarcasm.

Be serioux becurse of the cumming of our lord. Jesus has been cumming for more than 2017 years now. Am weary in heart, can't wait for too long again. It pricks me inter-anally and I bleed when the artists draw bad picture of Jesus in a bad light and paint him bad. They sperm nairaland with different negative speaking and they cum shot of the glory of God. They have said Jesus will continue cumming forever but I kno when he finally cums, his cumming will be hot on them.
Artists who say there is no God, repaint becos the condomn of God is at hand.

Niflheim:
A hungry god..........................................................IS AN ANGRY GOD!!!

Bring your tight to the church so that there can be food available for God to consume.

ifenes:
Jesus ? If you truly believe Jesus existed, then I shouldn't be having this discussion with you sorry.

I am dissapointment in you artist but I pray Jesus shud cum quickly.
Jesus has been cumming for more than 2017 years now. Am weary in heart, can't wait for too long again. It pricks me inter-anally and I bleed when the artists like you draw bad picture of Jesus in a bad light and paint him bad. They sperm nairaland with different negative speaking and they cum shot of the glory of God. They have said Jesus will continue cumming forever but I kno when he finally cums, his cumming will be hot on them.
Artists who say their is no God, repaint becos the condomn of God is at hand.

Jesus has been cumming for more than 2017 years now. Am weary in heart, can't wait for too long again. It pricks me inter-anally and I bleed when the artists draw bad picture of Jesus in a bad light and paint him bad. They sperm nairaland with different negative speaking and they cum shot of the glory of God. They have said Jesus will continue cumming forever but I kno when he finally cums, his cumming will be hot on them.
Artists who say their is no God, repaint becos the condomn of God is at hand.

Idango:
I pity you young man, there is only one word the word of God used to refer to people like you "FOOL" you can check it out since the bible is one of your tools to defend yourself psalm 14 : 1

thanks I pity d op God will cum shortly and his cumming is hot like fire et anally.

RETIREDMUMU:
it like atheists full this place, let me be going qnd be coming

but what u don't know is dat did u guys fall from sky or can u tell me who created u

How wil u be going and be cumming? Stop saying such thing since only Jesus can be going and be cumming. He will cum again Nd this is d second cumming called erupture of the scent. He will establish his condomn on earth when he cums.

ifenes:
Yes!

I beg to differ. Without paying tithe, God will starve to death. Read your bible Malachi 3:10

thesicilian:
Christianity is not white man religion.

Truth! Christianity is about d son of God who will cum and reign on earth anally. In his first cumming they gangbanged him hard wit two nails and killed him. If he cums back he will Group Intimacy them hard.

I attend Believer's Loveworld wia we are made ready for the 2nd cumming of our lord Jesus.

God can make him an instrument in his manhood, make him erect to cum forevermore, amen. The shower of d cumming of God is so pure and white it can cleanse Evans from all sins.

gabe:
This one weak me....

how?

Larryfest:
Are you writing a book about it or what

d Bible cumplete.d Op is cumfused God will cum for him 2 see his ignorance.

Adedaniel211:
Na lie

God of Israel will cum on you earth-anally.

ekensi01:
Not after when people see tithe as a means employed by men of God to extra money from then.


Only few know it.

All tithes shld be sent up to d sky. Jehovah our God will send down his long pman as he sent it down in d days of Jacob. Pastors shld climb the erect pman to heaven wit d tithes.

M

obicaddy:
Hello!
I just got back from church and I kept pondering........
Pls what or how did Methuselah in the Bible die?
I need logical answers before I present my findings.
Thanks!

Methuselah is the ancient cum from the erection of the pen*s of the God of Israel. Nwa, how he died is not our focus we focus on his cumming back in the new millennium rain.

Malachi 3:8
Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.
Ye are cursed with a curse: for for ye have robbed me, even this whole nation.
Bring ye all the tithes into the storehouse, that there may be meat in my house

Without our tithes God wont have food to eat & he would be hungry and angry. Please let's pay our tithes. May God cum for us in the rapture in Jesus name.

NoWorries7:
You're blind... We the Children of GOD, can be chastened by GOD in many ways... Remember when the Apostles where ashamed of associating with the Gentiles? What did Paul do? For GOD chastens every child he receives. I remember when I prayed, for GOD to help me to stop cursing when I get angry. That same day, I tuned in and was watching that pastor that prays money into peoples account . .. Immediately "look at this idiot" can out of my mind. My sister rebuked me immediately... "Why curse" Who has never done that before... GOD can use anybody to chasten us... We are his servants. We are to serve, not to be served

I serv God of Isreal God bless you.

No, we are not stupid for tight paying. Jehovah command we bring meat 4 him to eat. If we don't bring it he will go hungry and die.

brondby:
Oga, Yahweh is able to answer you. Carry on...

Thank you, pls go church today.

STUPUDTHEISTS:
Whoever you are bro. May god Osama you with breassin. You're the sarcasm chief. Abeg keep doing this

I am serving Yahweh my God and I will keep it up. Thanks

udison:
YahwehPenis

Y, are u calling my name?

themodernman:
You created a new profile just to ridicule Yahweh.

Yahweh is doing a good job dealing with you.

You are not cerious. I am not ridicleaning Yahweh my God. I am defending him.

udison:
Y didnt kiss her in private

he didn't kiss her probate part?

BernieBoy:
She asked me to leave my join (Catholic) and join her (Living faith) I obeyed, cos i loved her. Now she's gone only after our honeymoon. I'm confused. Should i go back to my former church (catholic) or continue with livng faith? A stitch in time will indeed save nine****

God will pornish her until she cums to u .

NoWorries7:
You're blind... We the Children of GOD, can be chastened by GOD in many ways... Remember when the Apostles where ashamed of associating with the Gentiles? What did Paul do? For GOD chastens every child he receives. I remember when I prayed, for GOD to help me to stop cursing when I get angry. That same day, I tuned in and was watching that pastor that prays money into peoples account . .. Immediately "look at this idiot" can out of my mind. My sister rebuked me immediately... "Why curse" Who has never done that before... GOD can use anybody to chasten us... We are his servants. We are to serve, not to be served

comdomnation of d children of God by d perverts is pornishable in d condom of God. I sorry 4 all dose who condomn us.

U av no right to condomn d men of God. Jesus will cum on u atanally and condomn you to everlastin pornishment.

win2kwire:
stop promoting 419 people, pastors are criminals!

shut up, pastors my product are not cream anal. They shal be as white as when I cum for them.

sonofluc1fer:
Holy Spirit cum over you.

Amen hallelujah and over u too.

maxiuc:
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My son I am cumming to take back d iddiot u offered to me. At d tym of d erupture of the saints I sha take him aback.