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Originakalokalo:
I write this not to convince the guy who left Christianity after 15 years.
I write this to those who are reading threads like this without being grounded in the word of God.

To those that read blasphemic and demonic thoughts rather that study the Bible.

I write these replies to his points so that while u neglect your Bible, you won't also leave the faith after "15 years of knowing nothing about God"

Read my replies to his points one after the other.

Thank u very much. If God is not a messy God the cumming rot of God will have destroyed him. But God cumming king has messy. He is d messy fool one. I am represent his Pennis on earth. I tell the seeners, repaint, the condom of God is at hand. For God so love world he gave his only bigotry son that whosoever believeth in him shld not perich but have everlonging life. Jones 3:16.
All seeners have cum shot in the glory of God. They are not messy and pissful but God is messy and pissful. The pissful God sha pornish them in fire. They shall wail and ginach there tits et anally.

I Am Yahweh Pennis

hopefulLandlord:
CC Yahwehpenis

Thanks for calling me to cum & I cum in white. Cum unto me, all ye that are in labour and are heavily loaded and I will giv you rest. Rub my yolk upporn ursef for my yolk is good & my egg is better. Matt. 11:28-29

Why sm1 has sexxx in dream and has no cum is because he has not looking unto Jesus, d cumming king, d author & pornisher of our sperms.it no possible to cum shot of d glory of God and not fucck up. De pornisher says to dat dreamer, repaint for the condom of God as at hand.

thesicilian:
And why are you helping him advertise such blasphemy? We don't fight for our God, he fights for us. All we need to keep doing is win more souls and work on our own salvation.

They r pulling d legs and penis of Jehovah our Lord. They sha perish in a tinkling of an eye. Their pornishment sha be great, they sha drink d cumming of God wen he cums wit d axe angel that do d blow-job of blowing d trumpet, d scents shall erupture to d sky but d seeners sha perish and condomn to et-anal life whr theirs sha be sweeping & Sinaching of teeth.

It apalling & evil dat d artists sperm nairaland because they ate God. The piss of God sha not be poured on them buh d cumming of God sha be poured, his cumming sha judge their secret parts. The white throne judgment sha spray d white and holy cumming upporn them. Cum on all Artists God. Let thy willy(penis) b done on earth as is done in Heaven. God am ur cirCUMsized penis, I release ur terror upporn d seeners.

ololadeking:
ignorance at its best,well he thats d gods want to kill he makes them mad like this op *oponu*

Who is mad of u & me, it is you that belives Jesus Cries sha not cum because ur sp(eja)culation of his cumming wrong. You witches & wizards that line up one by one, two by two & three-some by three-some & u gangbanged Jesus Cries & he bleed to death, the cumming of his pornishment sha be fierce. Giv d pounds & pennis that is long to Ceaser and give the pound & pennis that is long 2 God, the condom of God is at hand, repaint.

De joy in Heaven ar nine. Dey ar like d sticks of choir conductor. The heavenly joysticks can b hold wt hands, dey ar piscical & holdable. D first d joystick of Jehovah(d condom of God is at hand). I am d joystick & ye are the foreskins. Whoever foreskin abideth not in me sha not fit for d condom of God. John 5:5
There ar five wise vagines in heaven, they av five joy sticks, they stroke d joysticks dey give head to d words d joy sticks speak, d foolish vagines dint giv head 2 d joy sticks, they ar pornished by d heavnly pornisters.

Jesus Cries d lamba of God hav 3 joysticks, he said, send me, father, send me 2 d vagines. I cum 2 u I sha stop ur issue of blood wt my joysticks. I sha put d sacred joysticks into u in-toto till u confess & say Oh my God.

Come to me, all u that ar in labour & ar heavily loaded & I sha giv u rest. Matthew 11:28

Piss be to u frm d joysticks of God. Shalom.

Seeners better repent & giv head 2 d prick-ly word of cumming king. repent b4 d erupture of cumming scents of our Lord. Artists, stop painting Jesus bad, he sha pornish u wt his hot cumming.

hopefulLandlord:
I swear this monicker is talented and creative, he makes me laugh everytime

Nonsexxx. U av fucck up as u say I funny. What funny on preaching d cumming of God to xxxtablish his condom on earth et-anally? All d pounds u xxxchange wit ur pennies sha ended wen Jesus finally cums in his condom 2 condomn u. Amen.

Ranchhoddas:
Guy you don kolo.

I giv u d sincere milk of d prickly WORD u say I have kolo. De pornnishment wil follow his cumming, de axe angel sha ready to do d blow-job to blowing d trumpet. Whr sha u be wen d supornstar Jesus Cries our lord cums? Sha u make his condom or face his rot and condomnation?

Ebios:
so u can't play with any other thing apart from this sacred name abi

see jus go n fast n pray for forgiveness

be fast abt it

Am afraid d pornishment cumming upporn me. I confess Jesus Cries, he's de supornstar his words prick me et-anally.

Jesus Cries our Lord will cum shotly. He ll pornish all sexxx--she.male & male who cum shot of his glory. Jesus Cries sha not tarry his condom cum, his willy[penis] is done on earth as done in Heaven, bring condomnation upporn d people, Amen.

I am Yahweh Pennis.

0temAtum:
You are defining God from your own perspective. Who told you that God is the most high? What if I tell you that God is the most deep? If God isn't everything, then everything is bigger than God, therefore from your definition, God cannot be the most high anymore because everything minus God gives something. E.g if God weigh 2000pounds and everything including God weighs infinity, then the weight of everything minus the weight of God will give you infinity 2000pounds.

However, using most for God shows that you are actually talking about yahweh, one of the sons of God and not God himself, because yahweh's scribes call him most high, but God Almighty who created Yahweh has all qualities, not just one. Therefore we can say that God Almighty is the highest, deepest, etc.

God is everything and I am a part of God.

Ur stvpidity did u cum against Yahweh that I am his long preek. Be warned if u cum against God he woud cum against u & pornish u earth-anally because u cum shot of his condom alredy.
Vaxxx, ur god has powerles, yoloba blak amala god that cunt hep them wen they colonise them.

Am d holy preek of God & d day of Cries cumming has neared.

Amberon11:
A moment of silence for the dead brain; shall we?

Yes, da dead brain sha wake up at d second cumming of Jesus.

Yeligray:
may God forgive you

cum shot ur mouth. I am d big preek of God.

Yeligray:
Is your bra.in paining you

shut up ur pussy cat mouth or u tink Jesus wont cum again? Go read d book of Exxxra in old testicles in d bible. Read book of 2nd chroniccum u wil see d prophetsee of d cumming of Jesus.

ebenice:
this thread is not to cause war its just some minor hidden secret thoughts of an average Muslim

in his heart he thinks ;

* I'm a Muslim Islam is the way I don't care what this other guys are saying we are the rights

*ofcos there are some elements of truth in the other religion but #IDGAD

*I really don't like the stress of bending down standing up, sitting down and the rest during prayers, but I dare not complain I may be term "infidel"

*I hear isis , boko aram and the rest wrecking havocks killing and raping and burning houses and humans a likes but who cares if I should come and say it not humane the world would say;" but they are Muslims"...so I'd rather be silent or safely say it non Islamic only on social media like this. but silently I applaud them at least they are against the west and west is anti-islamic

* I secretly knew our prophet did commit atrocities and certain abominable things but for me not to be ridicule for blindly following such a person ..I'd rather fight and draw blood against anyone who bring up such argument.

* deep in me I know Islam is questionable but what can I do my parents families and immediate surrounding is Islamic ..how can I ..I'll be pronounce infidel and severely dealt with hence I'd rather maintain silence


* I really can't fathom why a leader and acclaim prophet would ask his followers to marry four wives with the guise of loving them equally as a moral ground yet he himself had about 11..shy the double standard ?

*well the other guys said their religious belief is base on faith in a Saviour who died for them on a cross and rose up the third day ..but why did our own ask us to defend our belief with our very lives if need arise...does it makes sense ..but well if my mum dad and elderly doggedly concur whom am I ?


* the only thing I have against the other opposing religion is that it said her Lord and Saviour died on a cross and rise the third day and thereby equating Him with God ...it doesn't make sense to me so they must be wrong ...but does that mean we are now right despite all the pot holes in this our dogged belief ? ..but who cares ..I am whom I am


*how can our book say we will first all be thrown into HELL then Allah will now fish us out into paradise how are we sure its not a trap or what's the aim of first throwing us into HELL in the first place ...it doesn't make sense to me ...but whom am I to question the holly book .. I'd rather be silent

* the book says after act of sex either fornication or adultery we should bath with water as form of purification before salat ..does that atone for the act of sin ?...or rather gave us a licence for such act another day and another day and so forth ? well who cares that's hat the book commands ..


*I know the book says kill and kill if they are not ready to bend to our belief isn't that inhumane ?...but whatever ..I don't care as far it isn't me they will kill as I'm one of them already ...and if any one raise that point ..instead of keeping quite and watch my follies I'd rather also point accusing finger to others ..but does that change the fact that its so?

........to be continued

God's condom sha cum suddenly in d erupture of d saints. All moslims av cum shot of d condom of God. moharmhead sha be pornished in d condom of darkness.

Nunsense OP. U pipu lie much. U bloggers ar u not d peeple who lie against d pastores dah they giv revelotion against Funke Oloyede? Now u half cum again.
Pastores ar d co-preeks of God they can't Bleep up and cum shot of glory of God.

Rubish thred. God hate african tradition because of Ham. Ham did eveil and cum shot of d condom of God & Africa becum d wide way to disruption et anally.

D cumming of Jesus is iminent . Jesus will pornish seeners he ass die to cum bak to pornish seeners.

Jesus cum b4 Abraham cum. He is cumming wit a prick to prick d conscience ass of d seeners. Repaint b4 it too late et-anally.

0temAtum:
So now you're leaving without telling us whether yahweh cursed you from the womb or not
No probs, just that I wonder why your god loves cursing and swearing. for others more than his own reputation. Is he cursed with cursing or something?

shhh, wateva u don't undastand don't cum to it. U cum shot of the condom of God alredy and fem(domnation) is yor porntion.

hopefulLandlord:
his matter pass me too, Yahwehpenis should handle him

yes, God cussed ox, we ar cussed and we cum shot of d condom of God. The road 2 d condom of God so narrow, buh Jesus still says cum into me, all ye that ar in labour and are heavily loaded. Buh d road to condomnation wide pass to contain all xxxbelivers & backsiders. Repaint u artist, d condom of God is at hand.

D cumming king sha soon be here thank God d georgement day is near.

arantess:
Sir, the best way to follow prophecy is to watch out for events not calendar dates
a lot of things still need to be in place before rapture and second coming

It wil b fulfilled b4 d second cumming of Jesus, many sha cum against us because we are riotous and holy, fit 4 d condom of God, d sun sha cum on the moon and d moon sha dark. There wil b earthcakes, farming, pesticides in many places b4 Jesus will finally cum a hot cuming as d hack angel in charge of the blow-job blow d trumpet as Jesus cums and pour piss on d pissful.

I pray d erupture of da saints hapen today.

Jesus is da sperm from me. I am da preek of God. Jesus is going to cum soon he won't fucck up he will cum and everybody who cum shot of the glory of God wil not pertake in d condom of God they are condomned to evalastin (fem)domnation.

hahn:
Jesus already came na. Sex doesn't last too long

Whoever swallowed his come must be keeping it a secret

Wrong. You av cum shot of his coming. Jesus said he will be cumming for more than 2017 years now. Am weary in heart, can't wait for too long again. It pricks me inter-anally and I bleed when the artists draw bad picture of Jesus in a bad light and paint him bad. They sperm nairaland with different negative speaking and they cum shot of the glory of God. They have said Jesus will continue cumming forever but I kno when he finally cums, his cumming will be hot on them.
Artists who say their is no God, repaint becos the condomn of God is at hand.

NPComplete:
Some dumb Christians realise their own faith is so untenable that they feel the need validate their faith with an eclipse. So they decide doctoring a picture to include the cross will help. Fine Christians u are.

Keep kwayet now before God cums for you. The cumming king sha cum wit d trumpet buh d archangel sha do d blow-job by blowing it loud. The condom of God is at hand. Piss.

Nonsexxx thread

shukuokukobambi:
Nansense

Cross appeared in the sky during eclipse you said. To what purpose and intent?

Ssssh. D prince of piss and d cumming king will cum in his glory, dis is a sign dat he will cum veri soon to xxxtablish his condom on earth

geoworldedu:
Who is this one again?

As my name implies am d cumming king.