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All this long epistle just to tell us to vote for an illiterate terrorists.

GEJ till buhari becomes a graduate

This will not stop GEJ from winning

GEJ till Buhari becomes a pastor

Arsenal have re-signed Mathieu Flamini, according to information on the Club's website.

The 29-year-old midfielder earlier played for Arsenal from 2004 to 2008 and made 153 appearances for the club before joining AC Millan as a free agent. The signing of the Frenchman meas Arsenal have spent a whooping sum of £0.00 on two players this summer.

Information on www.arsenal.com reads:

"A tenacious and combative midfielder, Flamini was an integral part of the Arsenal team which reached the Champions League final in 2006 and also helped the Club win the FA Cup in 2005.
During the run to the Paris final in 2006, Flamini showed his versatility by playing as a left back for much of the campaign, becoming part of an Arsenal defence that racked up a record 10 consecutive clean sheets in the Champions League.
During his time in Milan, Flamini made 122 overall appearances for the Rossoneri, winning a Serie A title and the Supercoppa Italiana in 2011. He featured a total of 22 times for AC Milan last term.
Having come to the end of his contract with AC Milan at the end of last season, Flamini had been maintaining his fitness at London Colney this summer."

"We’re very pleased Mathieu has agreed to re-join us," Arsène Wenger said. "He is a player of real quality, with a fantastic work rate and great mentality. As we know, Mathieu is a strong midfielder, but is also is comfortable playing in defence too. He is a very good addition to our squad."

http://sportshandler..co.uk/2013/08/arsenal-re-signs-flamini.html

Good to know, he is our best captain since Keshi

How many clubs did he play for

Awwww Federer my sweetheart

Manchester City Manager Roberto Mancini maintains his squad needs to be reinforced this summer for the club to retain their Premier League title and also challenge for the Champions League trophy. The Italian wants to build on this season Premier League’s success and win the Champions League next season.

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The Club Chairman, Khaldoon al-Mubarak feels the squad is already strong and there’s no need to spend lavishly like the previous summers. However, Mancini said: "Barcelona and Real Madrid every year buy two or three players and spend a lot of money. I think for Manchester City it must be the same. We must spend to compete with them.

Manchester United Manager, Sir Alex Fergusson has earlier described his ‘noisy’ neighbour’s spending as stupid. Speaking at the club’s Player of the Year awards dinner, he said: “"We invest in young players. That is what we are good at – we're not like other clubs who can spend fortunes on proven goods. We know that City are going to spend fortunes, pay stupid money, pay silly salaries and all that.

Mancini has plans to sign Arsenal Striker Robin van Persie and Lille’s Eden Hazard, but the club must sell first in order to comply with the UEFA’s financial fair play regulations. Manchester City last year recorded a loss of £197 and could balance their books by offloading the likes of Adam Johnson, Eden Dzeko, Emmanuel Adebayor and Carlos Tevez.

http://ifootballtrends..co.uk/2012/05/mancini-city-continue-stupid-spending.html

1. Manuel Almunia




Manuel Almunia became the first-choice goal keeper after the departure of Jens Lehnman and has worn the Arsenal skipper’s band on several occasions. But his run of poor performances have sent him down the pecking order behind Wojciech Szczesny and Lukasz Fabianski.


2. Lukas Fabianski




Lukasz Fabianski has been frustrated with the lack of first team opportunities having lost his place Wojciech Szczesny both at Arsenal and in Poland National team. The Polish international has not made Premier League appearance since January 2011



3. Sébastien Squillaci




Sébastien Squillaci joined Arsenal from Sevilla following the departure of William Gallas in the summer of 2010. But the French international failed to impress when given the chance. With Thomas Vermaleen and Laurent Koscienly back to fitness and with the arrival of Per Mertesacker from Wender Bremen, there seems to be no room for French centre back.



4. Denilson





The 24-year-old Brazilian midfielder struggled to make the starting line up at Arsenal and was sent on loan to Sao Paulo last summer. He is bound to leave Arsenal permanently at the end of the season after his jersey No15 has been given to the rising star Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain.


5. Maroune Chamackh



Following an impressive career with Bordeaux, Arsenal landed the Moroccan international on a Free Transfer in 2010. He has however lost form after a good start in Arsenal. The Moroccan international has only scored once in 15 apperances for Arsenal this season. Arsenal is likely to accept a bid in the range of £5-6m for the striker.


6. Carlos Vela



Carlos Vela who is currently on loan with Real Sociedad has hit a good form at the Spanish club and has been quoted saying "I don't want to return to Arsenal. I have asked my agent to negotiate with Arsenal to stay here." The Mexican international signed for Arsenal in 2005, but has failed to seal a permanent starting place in the Arsene Wenger's side.


7. Nicklas Bendtner







Nicklas Bendtner is currently on loan at Sunderland and may likely secure a permanent deal or move to the Bundesliga.


8 Chu-Young Park






Chu-Young Park moved to Arsenal in a £3million move from Monaco last summer and could quit the North London club this summer after failing to establish himself at the Emirates.
The South Korean striker has made just five appearances since his arrival, scoring one goal, and his agent Morana was quoted saying "If the current state continues, we will have to look at the transfer market in the summer."

9. Andrei Arshavin



Andrey Arshavin joined Arsenal from Zenit Saint Petersburg in 2009 and had an impressive first season with the Arsene Wenger’s Side. But after a run of poor performances he secured a loan move to his former club Zenit. He is likely to make the deal permanent or switch to rich Russian outfits Anzhi Makhachkala

http://ifootballtrends..co.uk/2012/05/nine-players-set-for-arsenal-exit.html

Spain veteran striker Raul Gonzalez has left German club Schalke 04 and has signed with Qatari side Al Sadd. Raul became the fans' hero in Schalke where he netted 27 times in 63 appearances. Raul announced several weeks ago of his intention to leave the German club at the end of the season.

http://ifootballrumours..co.uk/

LMAO, no wonder you guys can't use your brain to control your thing

Bros you wicked o, no be small

ROTFLMAO

I wish him 20 years in jail

I just dey feel this guy

THE AMAKA:

sad, but true. i was a Ribadu supporter though, cause he seemed the most genuine and he was young and vibrant, not all these old cargos that refuse to sit down and retire in peace.

Goodluck too seems genuine, young and vibrant as well. Ribadu is just a clown that allowed himself to be used!

he he he he, I dey laff o

@op, who told you GEJ is not worth more than N300 million now

I tot dis man said he wanted to die, what is he still waiting for

All of you are just deceiving yourselves, Buhari can't win and I can't waste my vote

tit_squeez:

some women sef, these days a 7 incher is regarded as nothing by these insatiable girls

are you talking from experience?

fstranger1:

OP: come try me

Is your boo Ibo?

Ibos have small dicks

Come try me: I be real Yoruba man. I am hung like a horse!

No be Ibo guy na youruba, both of us are yoruba

Wislet:

@OP, I think this topic has been treated before here on nairaland. Just do a search & u'll find it. Suggestions & possible solutions were offered. I think a guy had de same problem but has a big manliness now.lol. U can help yourself wit de search since u dont seem to be getting any useful yet.

Thanks I will do the search, I hope i find it

queensmith:

No, we will know the person is chatting excreta! unless the woman has a medical condition! The vjayjay is made of muscle and isnt subject to becoming 'loose' most of you men just have tiny manlinesses or a history of fckin children!

justwise:

. . .and your married?

anything can happen mary was married and she was a virgin

justwise:

You have demoralised him already, you should have known better, he can't grow a bigger one 2moro, he was created like that by God, his confident will be at the lowest level and who knows how he will get over it. Since you have the memory of a big one and probably used to a big one, could it be that your kitty has lost its grip?

@Justwise, my reaction was just spontaneous because i never expected it. He noticed because he was expecting me to react. I felt bad as well, because we love each other and I can't imagine leaving him

xynerise:

Your must be talking about the Ikedieze. .

who is Ikedieze?

born2fuck:

Maybe the manliness does not penetrate through the deepness of her kitty, manliness is important part of the relationship because size of manliness never get off from women Memory

you are right, i have memories of real big ones

Thank you so much guys, so kitty eating is d way forward  

aminalib:

size of diick does not matter, however who wants a little boy in the bedroom

very funny