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Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Killed By His Family In UK After Being 'possessed By Evil Spirit' by Yambee: 11:57am On Feb 05, 2019
Have a Kennedy ife in Canada too as a friend.

Had to check up on him real quick.
Crime / Re: Man Uses Renal Failure Patients’ Pictures To Defraud Nigerians by Yambee: 11:47am On Feb 05, 2019
He is igbo.

Look at his head.

That does not mean all igbos are fraudulent. My Pastor is one.

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Education / Re: 5 Wrong Animal Stereotypes That Will Make You Rethink Nature by Yambee: 11:42am On Feb 05, 2019
The bears.

They are found in the Jungle and pound for pound can kill any other animal easily, which can include the lion and tiger. The tiger avoids them in the jungle.

And lest i for forget, the lions are very lazy and depends on the lioness for food and everything. They sleep half of day. I liken them to Gigolo's.

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Celebrities / Re: 'who's Got More Swag' - Regina Daniels And Diamond Okechi Pictured Together by Yambee: 4:05am On Feb 05, 2019
IdreamOfUnicorn:
Go back to sleep

This boy pretending to be a girl again how market?

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Celebrities / Re: "Tori Olorun" - Comedian Bovi Explains How A Lady Broke His Heart by Yambee: 4:01am On Feb 05, 2019
[quote author=Kingpee2 post=75424582]to the dude above me ,how I wish I could just give you a wonderful devilish slap to set your memory,don’t you have anything to do than betting.[/quote

Are you okay?go back to sleep and when you wake up well, look at the names again.

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Celebrities / Re: 'who's Got More Swag' - Regina Daniels And Diamond Okechi Pictured Together by Yambee: 3:44am On Feb 05, 2019
This girl is just everywhere.

When did women begin to swag?swag is a word solely for guys. So the big belle dude got more swag than her.

Let me digress.

There are repercussions for trying to be a woman very fast,and all you have to do is ask your older sister in real life and in Nollywood how hers ended for doing the same thing you doing when she was 16 or 17.

Nigerians discovered Buhari and Atiku were not born in Nigeria,and our nosy bloggers found out that Linda Ikeji stole a used condom of a Billionaire,and swapped the sperm for an IVF.

But no one has been able to discover Genevieve's child, why?Auntie Kemi why?

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Celebrities / Re: "Tori Olorun" - Comedian Bovi Explains How A Lady Broke His Heart by Yambee: 3:23am On Feb 05, 2019
Where lalasticlala sef?
Celebrities / Re: "Tori Olorun" - Comedian Bovi Explains How A Lady Broke His Heart by Yambee: 3:09am On Feb 05, 2019
Tori olorun is the new word now lol.

So she carry Yoruba liverless man put for bed,come risk your own life?if na me i go insist she follow me go back to where we start the journey.

Bovi no be your fault sha, it don tay wey men dey think with their Pen-s. Shebi na man like us tear Mercy Aigbe house for Lekki,as if Lekki na Umutu for kwale wey house na still 59k.

Very soon Genevieve Nnaji go still get OIL WELL if that man wey make her pursue all the young guys for years now, becomes the President. Meanwhile, the jobless youths dey here dey make noise on his behalf.

Bovi it don tay we be mumu for tot matter.

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Celebrities / Re: Actress Toyin Abraham Declares That She Doesn’t Date For Money by Yambee: 10:01pm On Feb 02, 2019
Huh?

Is the Pastor really dating her?don't tell me he too has fallen. I mean, what is the Omo. Oluwa talking about?most rumours from the internet usually turns out to be true.
Romance / Re: Man Who Welcomed Third Child With Third Babymama, Slams Men Who Use Condom by Yambee: 9:55pm On Feb 02, 2019
No problem.

The men that uses condoms wants to use this opportunity to tell you congratulations,and that children are a blessing from God.

They want to use this opportunity to tell you your 4th baby mama might just give you HIV.

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Politics / Re: Onnoghen’s Trial, Proof Of Deeper Rot In Judiciary – SANs by Yambee: 9:53pm On Feb 02, 2019
bedspread:
One day His Hand will be permanently like that then he will know what he has done to himself

Amen.

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Politics / Re: Onnoghen’s Trial, Proof Of Deeper Rot In Judiciary – SANs by Yambee: 9:51pm On Feb 02, 2019
MrJunior017:
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Had an accident with one hand which almost piecesed

This MrJunior017 is a scam.

He has tried to play a 200k scam here before. Click on his moniker and follow his postings. Specifically check the acct number he uses for his scam.

Mynd44 lalasticlala Dominique pls ban.

Let us take them out of Nairaland.
Politics / Re: Onnoghen’s Trial, Proof Of Deeper Rot In Judiciary – SANs by Yambee: 9:48pm On Feb 02, 2019
bedspread:
you can still type.. well done

I clicked on his moniker and discovered the guy is a criminal. One time he put that a single mother needs help of 200k at the fmc in Abuja and he put his acct number there.

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Politics / Re: Just In; Vice President, Yemi Osibanjo, Makes First Statement After Escaping Unh by Yambee: 7:32pm On Feb 02, 2019
God will continue to protect you.

God will protect you for this country, your family and those that love you.
Sports / Re: Participant Runs Mad At The 2019 Lagoscitymarathon by Yambee: 11:50am On Feb 02, 2019
Hard drugs gone wrong.

Whatever he took to run faster just failed him.
Nairaland / General / Re: Man Who Just Returned From Europe After 15 Years Dies In Motor Accident (Photos) by Yambee: 11:27am On Feb 02, 2019
Rest in peace brother.

This scenario always plays out when people from Edo comes back from overseas. I have seen them plenty of times charter these Transport vehicles, one to themselves and load it with their stuff and straight to Benin while the owners sit inside.

I have always wondered why they can't let another person "escort" their bags,while they fly to Benin themselves.

I guess they don't have any body they trust.

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Crime / Re: Prince Jerry: Nigerian Migrant Commits Suicide In Italy By Jumping Under A Train by Yambee: 10:16pm On Jan 31, 2019
Jakasibo:

what if after seeking for the help and there is no one to help out?
speaking from experience .

This is the part that scares me in situations like this.

You talk to some,and they will not offer you any kind of help and still go around disclosing everything you have told them in private. This is not good.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Have You Ever Regretted Meeting Someone In Your Life by Yambee: 10:10pm On Jan 31, 2019
No regret meeting anybody.

Everyone you meet in life has values. Some have good values and some have nuisance values, but all are values.

Those with nuisance values, you learn your lessons from them and you move on. And those with good values, you hook up to them for life.

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Politics / Re: VIDEO: Ohanaeze President General Reveals The Only Way To Get Biafra by Yambee: 9:04pm On Jan 31, 2019
Ok
Crime / Re: Prince Jerry: Nigerian Migrant Commits Suicide In Italy By Jumping Under A Train by Yambee: 7:28pm On Jan 31, 2019
Factfinder1:
Village people voice follow am go Italy

There is something wrong with you.

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Crime / Re: Prince Jerry: Nigerian Migrant Commits Suicide In Italy By Jumping Under A Train by Yambee: 7:26pm On Jan 31, 2019
Depression.

His committing suicide when looked into, might have nothing to do with his papers. People that suffer from depression, usually don't think straight and just want to end everything.

There are a lot of suicidal and depressed people even reading this story on Nairaland now. It is well,and if possible those with this feelings should seek for help.

Rest in peace bros.

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Celebrities / Re: Cossy Ojiakor's Advice To A 'Suicidal' Follower by Yambee: 11:46pm On Jan 30, 2019
Tired of online beggars.

They have turned it into a act.

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Crime / Re: Prophet, Man Arrested For Allegedly Stealing Sister’s Panties by Yambee: 9:23pm On Jan 30, 2019
Lol
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian man reacts to Tonto Dikeh's public support for Jussie Smollett by Yambee: 4:47pm On Jan 30, 2019
You saying she should support gays in Nigeria?

She hangs around that Bobrisky guy,and to me that is showing enough support to them.
Politics / Re: Kwankwaso’s Dad Endorses Ganduje’s 2nd Term Bid by Yambee: 6:34am On Jan 30, 2019
Lol
Politics / Re: Buhari Does Not Trust Other Tribes But He Wants Their Votes Obasanjo by Yambee: 6:28am On Jan 30, 2019
celeiyke:


What have U succeeded in typing?

Some sense into your head.
Politics / Re: Buhari Does Not Trust Other Tribes But He Wants Their Votes Obasanjo by Yambee: 5:58am On Jan 30, 2019
This man should go and sit down.

This man always throws tantrums like a baby when anybody in power ignores him. You cannot continue to be relevant forever,as you need to take a vacation from the spotlight.

I personally think Obasanjo is at the second stage of dementia,because he seems to forget those that made him a President in the 70's and then brought him out of jail in 1998 and made him the President again, when he was staring at poverty,penniless and penury in his life.

Now he stolen and he is one of the richest men in Nigeria,and thinks he can talk anyhow.

He will end up in Jail again before he starts respecting himself,since he has none. Buhari should re-open the $16 Billion electricity money he stole,and i am sure he will keep his mouth shut.
Celebrities / Re: I Didn't Cause The Increase Of Pants Stealing - Victor Ad Says In New Freestyle by Yambee: 5:57am On Jan 30, 2019
If no be you cause am wetin we gain?

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Celebrities / Re: Dija, Her Husband Rotimi And Children At The Beach (Photos) by Yambee: 5:19am On Jan 30, 2019
Lovely family.

Lagos with her beaches is beautiful.

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Celebrities / Re: Impregnating My Wife Before Marriage Wasn’t Planned – John Dumelo by Yambee: 5:12am On Jan 30, 2019
Over flogged line.

We heard this line before. Tuface told us same thing, when he was getting every female pregnant from afar,even when he was the commercial face of Gold Circle condom.

Try another line brother, a Nigerian got this line already.

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Celebrities / Re: Diamond Platnumz Wants Wedding Day Declared Public Holiday In Tanzania by Yambee: 5:03am On Jan 30, 2019
Something is wrong with this guy.

A public holiday?he wants Tanzania to declare a public holiday because he wants to marry a mammy water?he must really be important there.

I have stopped taking anything that comes out from East Africa serious. They all have a warped sense of reasoning,and totally senseless.

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