₦airaland Forum

Lessons learned :*

Work really hard, then save up and leave naija....

There is no working system..

Nigeria is a pandemic by itself..

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]I walked past a lady at an occasion and she looked elsewhere, was she scared?[/color]

Because you are fugly and I would do the same...



Who your face help??

Maka why??


They should roast it and eat it na.. Shebi this deadmeat boy is their patron.

The want a revolution from deltans...
Those Warri guys no deh carry last oh..
They're not like the yeeeeeeebos! That can't even make a Python dance etighi...

This is a very stupid thing to do.... The virus can be treated....


But, the hospital should've still send his blood samples for covid19 test as well....

Erediauwa:
While a Telecom giant is giving a mere 300 free SMS to it's customers...


More like Aliko Dangote sharing Agege bread and sachet of Ovaltine to help fight Covid-19.

And people barely send SMS these days..... Very con people...

IamPatriotic:
May the soul of the young man rest in peace. I thought they don't bury Muslims in casket.

Those are the advanced Muslims that will never criticize Western education but yet will use guns and grenades that is a product of the western education instead of using arrows and other primitive weapons to fight the military..

R.I.P



As Nigeria's death cases and infected cases is incredibly increasing..... We need to apply local herbals to see if we can get the cure..


Because, we don't have a government....

LivingSage:
What are to do now.
Exposing to Covid-19 EQUALS death
Exposing to hunger-20 EQUALS death
Now, It all lies on Government to manage the two so as not to be like a person who tried killing a bird with Cutlass, bird flew, Cutlass lost

There is no government in Nigeria, but a political body... And there's absolutely nothing they can do right now...

They're even more afraid themselves.... Because, there is no abroad for them to run to.....

By now, Buhari would have handed over to poor Osinbajo and run to UK in the name of medical check up...

If you know how to stay alive and survive.. please adhere to your own personal planning.

hybrid77:
I knew from the beginning

You cant compare a company with experinced engineers to one northern university whose graduates are yet to invent any meaningful thing in life

As a matter of urgency, the next southern president must fund companies in the south

All because na southern company

Chai what did i just say self

I hope this useless man is not infecting my senses with bigotry

Believe me, Bashir is a dunce and the Chief Zombie doesn't think well, ever since their Lord was tested positive....

Shebi na Calabar ba?

Na village people matter....

So, we are going the Italian way.....


But as we don't have hospitals and basic health needs....then there is a problem..

Many people won't even see a Kobo from the Govt... You should be grateful.

Wait oh.....

Who's idea is it to invite a team of Chinese medical experts to Niger? Is it because of Abba Kyari

Victory558:
I mert my borfiend with she is gurl in hirs horse she is poignant for hirm my borfiend pirk hers overr me he is breaking my hort i regrettable wosting 3 years with hirm now he is paying me bark with poignant gurlfiend I sad I wart to kirl mysolf my mum is worring for me bcoz I no eating but I no no ow to terl her for my boyfiend did bcoz she no no I birn doing sex please ardivise me befure I stupid did bad

She never loved you or had the intention of booking for the flight because the farmyard was becoming something else.... So that is how the boy grew up as a boy oh... you wouldn't believe it that the father of your girlfriend was just standing there looking at your shirts and I ran away holding on to the bike's man cloth....



Nonsense!!!

Churches and Mosques should start practicing what they've been preaching all along ..

Hmmmm

koffsman:
This guy no go make heaven

Very wicked somebody

So why the total lockdown in the state?

China...my God will never forget you....


When other countries were building good solar systems to light their country.. from cars to house to electronics..... Nigerian politicians were busy competing on who's more corrupt... Passing bills that will benefit them.....


God, Please have mercy!!

Haba 9ja



You see? While trying to do good, they ended up risking their lives and the lives of those they intend to help/protect....


The unmasked their faces and wore no hand-gloves and observe no social distance....

So, Africa is their target now.....


Hmmmm

We'll overcome this..

I trust that the government have put people underneath to making findings and recoveries to a lasting solution....

And this would have been the perfect time to sell out our herbal medicine and drugs to stop future ridicules from those white monkeys..

Tobigab12:
Hello bro,pls I need your digit need to discuss something with u.

Drop your number lemme chat you up instead....

Deltatoto:
i married her she didn’t marry me.

You asked her to marry you..... She didn't ask you to marry her.....

So, she married you, by accepting to spend the rest of her life with you....

slimfit1:
That's why people like you will never get to high places. Things you are supposed to ignore you blow it out of proportion. Babangida did the right thing kicking lifeless out now we know why.

I will get to the highest place in life....


I leave you to God.... Whatever you wish me... You and your family will never experienced evil and will get to higher places....

If this would be allowed in Lagos.... My heart goes out to Abba Kyari....

Next time.... She will learn to mind her business....


In today's world... You don't get into what you barely have knowledge of....

If I was the lawmaker.... I would've been more severe...

Hmmmm


I will never judge your brother.... Because I am not God..


But, you have to try talking to your brother or to your cousin....


Try to let them know that it could divide the family if it gets to the limelight....

Deltatoto:
im sleeping with my wife’s sister is it right?

When your wife sleeps with your brother, will you feel right about it??

Perhaps, Osinbajo is President Muhammadu Buhari's personal SAN and not the VP.




And as it is..... Nigeria will be on a stand still until it's president Abba Kyari recovers from this virus....

China should wait a little longer... The entire world gave them time to sort things out...


The curtail the virus...


My beloved Nigeria will discover the cure....



Up there is the biggest jokes that I've ever cracked....