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Stocker123:
I mean to say SPLIT HIS poo no poo, don't know where that came from

Stocker u just dey form internet gangster. U dey behind ya computer dey form Hulk Hogan. If u make mistake enta naija. . . . . Na kidnap dem go kidnap you. Forget the little money ur friend took away. I'm sure its drug money and you got the guy to shift kilos through Lagos into Asia and then he screws you over on the 3rd trip.
Now u come up here crying.
What if that nigga had been caught by NDLEA stocky? Would you still come to claim ownership of your 'exported goods'?
U neva see anytin stocker. . . . . . . Una go vomit all the money wey ur great great grand-father come Africa come thief.
*smh @ people telling him sorry*

Mukina wait. . . . . . . I dey come.

** runs outside to pluck cane to take flog her small Yansh **

@Mukina. . . . . . . Lol. You just see it in his gait when he walks. That feeling that Aaron always wanted to grow that extra inch. But his height is a blessing in disguise. . . . . . . . .we love you just the way you are man.

manmustwac:
darren bent came from west ham for 16 million he with sunderland now. Darren Bent who cost round about the same amount came from aston villa but has not reproduced the same form since he left his former club.

Full name
Darren Ashley Bent
[1]
Date of birth
6 February 1984 (age 26)
[2]
Place of birth
Tooting , England
Height
5 ft 11 in (1.80 m)
[2]
Playing position
Striker
Club information
Current club
Sunderland
Number
11
Youth career
?– 1998
Godmanchester Rovers
1998 – 2001
Ipswich Town
Senior career*
Years
Team
Apps
†
(Gls)
†
2001 – 2005
Ipswich Town
122
(47)
2005 – 2007
Charlton Athletic
68
(31)
2007 – 2009
Tottenham Hotspur
60
(18)
2009 –
Sunderland
56
(32)

source:www.wikipedia.com/darrenbent

Happy Birthday girl.

You are very special as your birthdate suggests.

For birthday you get my friendship. Lets be friends inked

@Manmustwac. . . . . . . . . . I thought D.Bent came from Charlton for £16m after they were relegated.

Oh well . . . . . . . . It don't matter anymore, he belongs somewhere else now

Mr Beaf is an Employee of the Fed govt. The presidency or Information Ministry. Most probably the Presidency.

What is even more shocking is the idea that he might have cost very cheap to acquire and the promise that he will be doing this for a looong time.

Well, u can call it long thing but to kiss the backside of a man who is to kiss the backside of the man who kisses the backside of the president is still a Job.

Yep. . . . . Beaf= wesley sneidjer 08. No difference

In the spirit of Christmas. . . . . . . . .
We thank 2face for bringing music to Nigeria.

We thank MTN for bringing Telephone to Nigeria.

We thank Mikano and JMG for introducing Generators to Nigeria.

We immensely thank the Senate of the Federal Republic to allow another dunderhead to occupy the office as the Minister of (Mis)Information. . . . . . . . . . . . Can anything good (not-dumb) come from the North. :-/

Themarkofaspur is sad. . . . . . . . . . The rumor about is that we want to buy Andy Caroll. This makes me sad cos i still think our books are unbalanced. We made a small operating loss last year and Carrol won't cost anything under 20million quid. . . . . . . . . Again i have problems with his energy and i also think he is flat-footed (a bit like defoe).

I still think we will regret it when Gio finally leaves in Jan. Remember Bale to Nott forest Jan '10? Anyone??

I expected him to replace defoe against chelsea. . . . . As the lil man of the strike pair. He is an out an out striker and not a winger like Ramos used him.

I know i was against the crouch move back then but now it turns out that i was wrong then so i might be wrong now.

Then again. . . . . 'Arry knows best. Just balance the damn books

My mom.

errrrrm. . . . . . . . . Oga ragdollz (mmonwu aji busu) . . . . . . . I'm sorry but Mrbrownjay (Monsieur James Brown) is right on this one. He is sounding like loads of expirience and you are sounding well. . . . . . . . .

Please take ur time to read through his posts on this thread, there is simply a lot of wisdom there and applying it might improve ur game.

People ought to learn to swallow there pride when they meet a superior opinion and stop the argument.

You are very open-minded BJ, You could even coach Tottenham with this kinda philosophy.

@Topic. . . . . . To be a man is not a day's Job. It takes very long time.

e.g. It will only take a horn.y boy to poke a punny for the first time but it will require a real man to keep mum like it neva happened.

There. . . . . . . . To be man no easy o

I nominate Mrbrownjay aka Monsieur James brown.

Sorry 190, you are hardly Romantic and Corky is simply a comedian.

Lots of Man love for Spurs around me. Its crazy

Some dilated peoples is loving Spurs but hating the Manager.

See here: http://www.football365.com/story/0,17033,8746_6538491,00.html

But thats what they are. . . . . . . . Dilated

Yep. . . . . . . . Crouchy wears heels to the game.

You Scousers can sue tommorow morning in Court

errrrm . . . . . . . . Bros abeg no vex. Which lodge u say ur chick dey stay come dey pay 120k.
Ha! That na lie o. Accomodation for Awka na btw 40-55k. Mary cynthia hostel where ur chick is most likely staying (becos na mostly runs girls dey stay there) goes for 65k. Highest 72k if na Royal garden becos their Landlord na idiot.
Guy u just use money hold one of our girls. But nothing dey sha, she go dey give us shonko to blow. . . . . . . . No be lyk say u put any meter there.

Methinks its more of a Failure on the part of the guys than the girls.
C'mon man. . . . . . . . Is it a woman's fault that she is pursuing/already obtained a post grad degree. . . . . . . . Should she be blamed that the marryable young men are stuck in Jail. . . . . . . . . I think all the stats point to the failure on the part of the guys.

I'm sorry but You really can't keep blaming the Ladies for trying to be successful. Tell the men to sit up, stay out of jail and accept responsibility if she's pregnant.

Mine was in 2001 our SS1 first term. Noblejoy plaza in Enugu. This guy had a cafe where he charged a fortune to give you 1hr access.

We were boarders back then in Federal so after sch at 2pm we left school with daystudents to browse. We always went in a group of 3 or 4 boys so it wasn't THAT hard to use the net.(Fedi boys dey sharp)
I still use my 1st email till date.

We went to night browsing at Achara layout on the eve of any public holiday (sneaked out of course).

Yep. . . . . . . Back then you could walk into yahoo chat and meet real people.

Best poster male - Mrbrownjay

Best poster female - Mrs potato

Most annoying Female- Mrseve (professional thread derailer)

Most annoying Male - 190/ Dsense (take ur pick)

Funniest poster- Monsieur cork

Cutest male - Me

Cutest Female- Odunnu / Nekab

Troll of the Year- Dsense / Yorisb /kay177

People too dey lie. Why person go come here talk say USA subsidises Hollywood. The smelliest bullchit i have heard today.

$200 million can do wonders on that road from Lagos thru Ore to Benin down to Enugu. The remaining change can be used to dualise Nsukka rd going to Abj. But will GEJ do it? Mbañù. . . . . . . . . . . . Rather he will use helicopter to fly all over Nigeria. Its a shame really. . . . . . . . . The problem is that most people here on Nairaland don't live in Nigeria (una jus dey answer Nigerian 4 mouth) so when some one talks about roads, electricity, infrastructure, misplaced priorities etc etc una no go undastand.

One he-idiotu go still open mouth dey tell me about hollywood and USA. msssscheeeew,

Is D-sense a She-male or just another he-idiot?
Why has he got to attack anoda bruva all the time.
SMH. . . . . . There just isn't enough bullets.
@Post. . . . . Woman be like milk for supermarket, there is Cowbell, Nunu, Oldenburger, Lahda, Three crown, Peak, Marvel etc etc.

Just pick the one u can afford and all will be fine.
Either way sha, u still pay.

30 babes in 30 nights? U must be f'king kidding me.

If u just pick 3 diff, u go cast sharp sharp. And this one wey u dey sound like say u no get better money, i doubt if 2 of the 3 go gree follow u if u come again.
Its not always about money with these girls and you do not sound smooth enough to me.

No. . . . . . . . You bleeped 11 and 9 were hookers.

I think there is some truth in this. It is possible to bone 11 diff girls in 11days.

But most of them will be hookers as it is not so easy to bed a quality chick on such a short time.

Maybe the quality chicks he bleeped in all 11 was the banker and the air hostess as these kind of girls really don't have the time to date much.
OP will also have to real smooth, it's not always about the money. Girls just want to be happy.

Why guymen go just dey f'up. That guy is lucky. . . . . Imagine if the secretary had not come in to meet him.

To think he had no close mate/friend to advice him on this chick baffles me. . . . . . . . Every one should have a wingman