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Nairaland General › Re: Happy New Year Nairalanders! by yarimo(m): 12:42am On Jan 01, 2020
Happy new year to all vaseline crew members of SAMBISA forest branch. Announcer Chairman vaseline crew SAMBISA forest branch
Nairaland General › Re: by yarimo(m): 12:41am On Jan 01, 2020
Happy new year to all vaseline crew members of SAMBISA forest branch. Announcer Chairman
Nairaland General › Re: Who Made It To 2020 With Me by yarimo(m): 12:40am On Jan 01, 2020
Happy new year to all vaseline crew members of SAMBISA forest branch . Announcer Chairman of the branch.
Politics › Re: Pray For The President 2020 by yarimo(m): 12:36am On Jan 01, 2020
May God gives him good health and long life , so that he can finish the good work he has started for Nigeria and Nigerians.
Politics › Re: 2019 A Bad Year For Nigerians, Atiku Laments by yarimo(m): 11:49pm On Dec 31, 2019
rusher14:
Especially for:


1. Your staff you couldn't pay

2. Your party PDP

3. Your allies such as Saraki, Dino, Fayose, Reno etc.

4. The likes of OUK and Jonah Jang.

5. The Mpape bank robbers.
from your comments it's clear, you are truly elder statesman and role model

Politics › Re: Just For Laff: Fayose In An Intensive Care Unit Abroad by yarimo(m): 8:38pm On Dec 31, 2019
FAYOSE no go distribute PUMMO for that place oo
Politics › Re: Who Is Your Favourite BMC/BMO Nlnder by yarimo(m): 8:34pm On Dec 31, 2019
LZAA:
Yes it is in ogbomoso

Politics › Re: Who Is Your Favourite BMC/BMO Nlnder by yarimo(m): 8:32pm On Dec 31, 2019
LZAA:
Please mods can the thread be moved to fp as i feel it's quite educative
Cheers
quite educative in your village abi? undecided
Politics › Re: BREAKING: Alleged Extortion Of N7.2m: EFCC Arrests Sen. Shehu Sani by yarimo(m): 6:11pm On Dec 31, 2019
This is very commendable from EFCC.
Politics › Re: N6.3billion Suit: You Have Case To Answer, Court Tells Jang by yarimo(m): 6:10pm On Dec 31, 2019
Justice Daniel longji please sentence him to just 35 years in prison with hard labour.
Politics › Re: More Good Things Will Come -buhari Assures South East by yarimo(m): 6:08pm On Dec 31, 2019
Rem22:
Even,An Igbo President cannot do more than what Buhari is doing in South-East

Politics › Re: FG appoints Saratu Mama Shafii as Acting Registrar-General of CAC by yarimo(m): 6:03pm On Dec 31, 2019
APCNig:
Is Buhari mad ni? Is it only Northerners dey Nigeria ni? Make he no make me organize boys to kidnap him and use him for money rituals ooo.

Politics › Re: FAYOSE Captured In Beach-side Rendevous While On Medical ‘exeat’ Abroad (pics) by yarimo(m): 6:01pm On Dec 31, 2019
The judge that grant FAYOSE bail on medical ground need to be sack. undecided undecided
Romance › Re: My Thing Will Be Doing Like Ijebu Garri And Be Rising Whenever I Hold Her Hands by yarimo(m): 5:54pm On Dec 31, 2019
jonaifame22:
Any time I hold her hands my preek always get strong, yes she is 19 yrs but the trouble with this gal is that are body makes me loose balance every time I see her,its not my fault I wish I can help the situation....


The first time I saw her,I was in my shop shaping my side burn,when i saw her through my tinted slide door,immediately, I dropped the clipper and ran out like some one who had just seen a shooting star and wants to make a wish, as i ran out and my eyes collided with her yansh sight wise, there was not enough space in the memory card of konji in my brain to store the information of the size of what my eyes have jus seen so that i can masturbate with at night,because it was obvious that her skirt was doing every thing in its power to hold her yansh together,as her yansh protuded from her clothing like the belly of a Nigerian politician who has stolen all our nation's Commonwealth,honestly in my heart, I praised her strength for being able to carry this big yansh every where she goes without tiring out, well.........this was 2 years ago.



Right now, she is dating someone I know, and I can't deny not knowing that they are an item, but we play a lot and every time we play and i feel her sweet body and her lovely pair of breasts against my body,my preek stands provocatively like an angered man in a nolly wood movie reporting to Sam loco on the theft of his stolen goat by his sons the famous duo of aki and paw paw.


I remember a time when she came to my shop and we were playing car racing on my ps3 and after we got tired she went to seat on the couch then I cracked jokes upon jokes and she laughed and she started coughing.

She coughed vigorously her body shook and it made her both breast move up and down and side to side like the duo of the defunct danfo driver group jumping up and down the stage to the tune of their kpolongo song whilst entertaining their young and teeming fans at the star mega jams concert, and right there, there was a turbulent quake in my trousers which can be likened to the one which rocked the prison room which held Paul and silas captive.after she had drank the water,she said to me with teary eyes,". Aaaah Israel you're a goat, you want to kill me with laughter abi , but i seriousIy wish I can spend every day with you.



As she spoke my attention remained on her big breast,as her breasts made her chest region appear full like an offering basket full to the brim In a church's Thanksgiving service where the church members had given their seed to the lord out off their hearts and out of their love for him.


I tried to hold her as we stood and before long my hands rested on her waist,and it slipped to her yansh as I rubbed it gently a like a girl rubbing the pot belly of her sugar daddy,and she said to me " Israel please let's stop this mike would not be happy if he gets to know.

I am in love with this girl and I feel she likes me too,because she calls my phone often times and she also calls me pet names like "dear" and I also feel an iota of hope when I hear this pet names,sometimes she allows my hand stay longer on her body,and sometimes she allows me gum my body with hers, and at the end of the day, all i feel is the frustration of my erect preek gnawing at the back of the my trousers zipper,like a goat gnawing at the wall of a barn filled with yams with it's horns. sometimes I feel a lot of wetness in my boxers due to an overflow of sperm erupting from my preek and when such things happens,the inside of my boxer shorts can be likened to a rain forest because every where is wet, but I can not muster courage and tell her to go because even if she has not let me fvck her at least she allows me smooch her, in other words my case can be likened to that of a student who even though has not been granted full admission in to a university at least he has been offered a diploma and he is taking it.



Sade were ever you are this thread is for you,I am dying already like a phone whose battery is on 0% save me wth your Sweetness, or else I'll die
where is videos? undecided
Politics › Re: Breaking: Fayose Undergoing Medical Treatment Abroad (pictures) by yarimo(m): 4:40pm On Dec 31, 2019
So FAYOSE that is the hospital abi? Okoo lipsrsealed undecided
Politics › Re: Lai Muhammed: Buhari Alone Can’t Be Blamed For Nigeria’s Debt by yarimo(m): 3:19pm On Dec 31, 2019
You are absolutely 100 % right Mr lai Muhammed.
Politics › Re: Governor Seyi Makinde Signs 2020 Budget Into Law by yarimo(m): 3:07pm On Dec 31, 2019
Oyo state citizens be very vigilant with MAKINDE, if you know you know.
Politics › Re: Buhari Is Not Only Responsible For Nigeria's Debt, Says Lai Mohammed by yarimo(m): 1:26pm On Dec 31, 2019
charliboy654:
No o, na we the youth dey responsible
what do you mean by WE? Speak for yourself next time.
Politics › Re: Buhari Is Not Only Responsible For Nigeria's Debt, Says Lai Mohammed by yarimo(m): 1:25pm On Dec 31, 2019
mushystuff:
Silly oaf that Lai! Who has amassed the higher percentage and is still working hard to add more?
is like you have problems with reading comprehension abi?
Politics › Re: Police To Secure Boko Haram War Zone, Others As Military Leaves by yarimo(m): 1:22pm On Dec 31, 2019
SARS get ready grin grin grin
Politics › Re: WIKE: “if I Catch Any Appointee Talking About 2023 Governorship, You Are Fired by yarimo(m): 1:16pm On Dec 31, 2019
The fear of AMAECHI the lion of Niger delta is the beginning of wisdom.
Politics › Re: A Picture Of Nnamdi Kanu And His Deputy In America by yarimo(m): 12:05pm On Dec 31, 2019
Mtewww

Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Having Sex? by yarimo(m): 11:16pm On Dec 30, 2019
Caught by who the police, army, air force, navy, nscdc, DSS, immigration or road safety officials?
Romance › Re: What Do You Do To Quench Your Sexual Urge? by yarimo(m): 11:13pm On Dec 30, 2019
Chairman vaseline crew SAMBISA forest branch is here to read lies.
Politics › Re: Total Black Out Till January 6 2020 - Nepa by yarimo(m): 11:06pm On Dec 30, 2019
Peopleloaded:
We received this heart breaking news today
There won’t be power supply until 2020 says
Nepa officials so fuel your generator to avoid unnecessary disappointment

Source : https://peopleloaded.ng

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