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Sorry man. But I see no reason for you to seek for job when u already have one at hand. But that's if you are a software engineer or a programmer.

Medicine

Good one there. there is a saying that: "REAL MEN ARE BLACK"

@ bigrovar: Sorry man but can't really endure not answering that. And mind you, MS just copied some linux features and embedded in Vista

It is because WINDOWS is not well secured, that's why the 70% are able to hack into it.
I use both windows and linux anyway, but linux is just non-comparable to windows when it comes to security and more.

what's Kai ?

Decade

line

Actually the JAMB website is an unprofessional, unfriendly looking, hard to navigate, less informative and virtually one of the most stupid websites I'v visited so far. I advice they meet professionals to give them a better solution.

Actually the JAmb website is an unprofessional, unfriendly looking, hard to navigate, less informative and virtually one of the most stupid websites I'v visited so far. I advice they meet professionals to give them a better solution.

Ofcourse it's possible, you can perform alot of wonders with .Net, you can visit:
http://msdn2.microsoft.com
for some research.

@smartsoft : cos even the world itself is dynamic

My Dear Love,

Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart,it differentiated. My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me.The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I will not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me

Yours for Infinity

Well it seems to me that everyone can programme himself towards becoming rich, trying OOP could be a good way though but try not have much bugs cos You may end up not being able to debug your programme

You can Use any programming language u are familiar with, it all depends on your algorithm

Thanks FDeveloper, I'm grateful. But what does CurrentX for the Printer Object mean?

hi, can anyone help me with the code to print with vb6? I am writing a program to print some text but have no idea on how to do that. I can load my printers anyway using my Common Dialogue Control.

at all, at all

The Queen,Clinton & Obasanjo went straight to hell and met the devil.

Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England; Please I want to call England and
see how everybody is doing there". She called and talked for about 5
minutes, and then she asked
"Well, Devil, how much do I owe you?
The devil says "Five million pounds". She wrote him a cheque and
went to sit back on her chair.

Bill Clinton was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I
wanna call the States, I wanna see how every godamn guy is doing out there. He called and talked for about 2 minutes, and then he asked
"Well, Devil, how much do I owe you?
The devil says "Ten million dollars".
With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on
his chair.

Obasanjo was even more jealous & starts screaming, me too go call
Nigeria o jare, I go see how everybody is doing there too. If they don bring light. I go to talk to the ministers, to my special advisers, to the PDP, to INEC and EFCC, to everybody, ,
He calls Nigeria and he talks for about twenty hours, he talked & talked
& talked, then he asked,
"Well, Devil, can I have my bill?
The devil says "One thousand Naira".
Obasanjo is stunned & says; "Otio!! One thousand Naira Only one thousand Naira kpere??"
The Devil says "Well if you make a call from one hell to another hell,
it's a local call!