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Software/Programmer Market / Re: Any Programming Or Software Engineering Jobs? by yaro248(m): 7:04pm On Jun 25, 2007 |
Sorry man. But I see no reason for you to seek for job when u already have one at hand. But that's if you are a software engineer or a programmer. |
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by yaro248(m): 1:41am On Jun 13, 2007 |
Medicine |
Jokes Etc / Re: A Nigerian Man Versus An American Man by yaro248(m): 1:04am On Jun 13, 2007 |
Good one there. there is a saying that: "REAL MEN ARE BLACK" |
Computers / Re: Linux or Windows Operating System? by yaro248(m): 8:59pm On Jun 08, 2007 |
@ bigrovar: Sorry man but can't really endure not answering that. And mind you, MS just copied some linux features and embedded in Vista It is because WINDOWS is not well secured, that's why the 70% are able to hack into it. I use both windows and linux anyway, but linux is just non-comparable to windows when it comes to security and more. |
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by yaro248(m): 8:32pm On Jun 08, 2007 |
what's Kai ? Decade |
Jokes Etc / Re: Scrabble by yaro248(m): 6:42pm On Jun 07, 2007 |
line |
Education / Re: www.jamb.org.ng The Most Stupid Website So Far,pls Comment On Their Website Here by yaro248(m): 6:39pm On Jun 07, 2007 |
Actually the JAMB website is an unprofessional, unfriendly looking, hard to navigate, less informative and virtually one of the most stupid websites I'v visited so far. I advice they meet professionals to give them a better solution. |
Education / Re: www.jamb.org.ng The Most Stupid Website So Far,pls Comment On Their Website Here by yaro248(m): 6:38pm On Jun 07, 2007 |
Actually the JAmb website is an unprofessional, unfriendly looking, hard to navigate, less informative and virtually one of the most stupid websites I'v visited so far. I advice they meet professionals to give them a better solution. |
Programming / Re: Need Help On .net Programming by yaro248(m): 12:11am On Jun 03, 2007 |
Ofcourse it's possible, you can perform alot of wonders with .Net, you can visit: http://msdn2.microsoft.com for some research. |
Programming / Re: For Experts Only by yaro248(m): 12:03am On Jun 03, 2007 |
@smartsoft : cos even the world itself is dynamic |
Jokes Etc / How Would A Love Letter Of A Mathematician Look Like? Read It: by yaro248(m): 11:56pm On Jun 02, 2007 |
My Dear Love, Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart,it differentiated. My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me.The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I will not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me Yours for Infinity |
Programming / Re: Can Somebody Tell Me The Object-oriented Way Of Becoming Wealthy? by yaro248(m): 11:48pm On Jun 02, 2007 |
Well it seems to me that everyone can programme himself towards becoming rich, trying OOP could be a good way though but try not have much bugs cos You may end up not being able to debug your programme |
Programming / Re: Solution Of Linear Programming Problems Using Simplex Method by yaro248(m): 11:32pm On Jun 02, 2007 |
You can Use any programming language u are familiar with, it all depends on your algorithm |
Programming / Re: Printing With Vb6 by yaro248(m): 11:15pm On Jun 02, 2007 |
Thanks FDeveloper, I'm grateful. But what does CurrentX for the Printer Object mean? |
Programming / Printing With Vb6 by yaro248(m): 1:59am On May 31, 2007 |
hi, can anyone help me with the code to print with vb6? I am writing a program to print some text but have no idea on how to do that. I can load my printers anyway using my Common Dialogue Control. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Do U Like This Man by yaro248(m): 12:35am On May 31, 2007 |
at all, at all |
Jokes Etc / Nija: Second Hell by yaro248(m): 10:48pm On May 29, 2007 |
The Queen,Clinton & Obasanjo went straight to hell and met the devil. Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England; Please I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there". She called and talked for about 5 minutes, and then she asked "Well, Devil, how much do I owe you? The devil says "Five million pounds". She wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair. Bill Clinton was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the States, I wanna see how every godamn guy is doing out there. He called and talked for about 2 minutes, and then he asked "Well, Devil, how much do I owe you? The devil says "Ten million dollars". With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair. Obasanjo was even more jealous & starts screaming, me too go call Nigeria o jare, I go see how everybody is doing there too. If they don bring light. I go to talk to the ministers, to my special advisers, to the PDP, to INEC and EFCC, to everybody, , He calls Nigeria and he talks for about twenty hours, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked, "Well, Devil, can I have my bill? The devil says "One thousand Naira". Obasanjo is stunned & says; "Otio!! One thousand Naira Only one thousand Naira kpere??" The Devil says "Well if you make a call from one hell to another hell, it's a local call! |
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