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Mourinho comot drogba na. If nobody dey to put, make we play 10 against 11

Bowaley17:
lol... Na so she dey mk mouth last weekand. Mourinho should bring on Remy...

remy is injured. The only striker on the bench is solanke

How wasn't dat a goal?

Good one reading, beat arsenal for me

javaprogs:
No bros, Hazard as Senate President... D.Costa as President.

I sabi say costa dey more aggressive as a President should be. But Hazard sense big pass him head and e dey always produce result.

Half time. Take some water. Time for mourinho to work his magic on the dress room match board.

Re-strategise. Matic and Zouma should be more rugged. Fabregas should be dropping deep to receive the balls from either of them.

Hazard should Put valencia to more work.

All for one, one for all. Chelsea for the trophy.

If only Hazard was the President of Nigeria......

Hazarrrrrrrrrrddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

KingTom:
The blues are dead!!


MAN UTD 5 CHELSHIT 0

Chelshit fans, quote me and lose 10-0

yeye! That's how APC manufactured figures in the north during the Presidential polls

KingTom:
Mtcheeeeew give me cherry RED coloured Strepsil

sorry! Everything I have is blue coloured so you can cough on....

Abi dem don increase the size of stamford bridge ni

Dem for start solanke ahead of Drogba sef

KingTom:
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEYYY!!!

omo take baba blue abi na strepsil you want? Becos I kkw say cough don catch u afta dat shout

Dat was a close one o. I don't want to see such again for the rest of this match

Finally! Its about to go down.

I see the special taking a cautious approach with Zouma starting in defensive midfield. I just hope DD came with his scoring boots and super glue so dat him go dey stand for ground.

One thing Fayose knows how to do better than most governors is his ability to connect with the locals.

How many wives does he have? I'm sure that's where the problem started from.

lepasharon:
Ice skating or something not too cliche

sorry dear, what we have in Nigeria is borris(bearing) riding ontop of mainroad.

pcguru1:
Sorry but you gonna be disappointed

then dat would be the last time we'll date course I'll conclude she's badluck

Watching my Chelsea beat Man utd together

Women are moved more by what they hear. To convince her you love her, you must tell her, and tell her and tell her over and over again that you do. Because she can easily mis-interpret your actions for trying to take advantage of her.

Hahahahaha some so called ex-student union leaders wey no sabi grassroot politics sidon for ground dey cry foul not knowing that EZENWO has done his home work already

Fayose the Maradonna of Nigerian politics. Gradually becoming a man of influence like baba iyabo.

There are only a handful of politician that are above Saraki in the corruption standing in this country so what is he saying

Stop blaming GEJ for your failure as a gov jare. All you did in Niger state is put billboard everywhere and TV screen that isn't working. The park in kpakungu that should have beautified the place is a mess.

Look at ur colleague in Benue state; do I need to talk about him? What of Yero in kaduna who started expanding roads just few months to the elections so try and woo voters. The story is the same everywhere and the people are tired. So don't blame the President. Look at Dankwambo of Gombe that got re-elected because he's a hard-worker

Lazy south africans who know nothing other than gangsterism. Instead of them to be happy that other citizens are setting up businesses in their country which should lead to increase in employment, they are complaining.

Why dem neva drive the whites wey still dey conntrol their economy?

I wonder why people don't behave like Nigerians. Upon all their misbehaviour, we haven't attacked the Lebanese or Libyan in the country.

Even when things stabilised in Ghana and we sent their citizens back, we gave them customised sacks to put their things in.

The kid looks like bobby farrell of Boney M

badassProdigy:
soon

have you finally proposed to her

When you see things like these, you can't help but thankGod for being normal

No wonder him say,"you dey dia dey hate me, your kokolet sef dey find me."


Eja'nla straight from the ocean

She looks like a rookie in kitchen matter