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WotzupNG:
Few days ago, Olufemi Olu-Kayode took to Facebook to call President Buhari a Goblin due to his healthy issues. This time around, he has the below to say on Facebook.



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10208231076764041&id=1516216357

As far as I am concern, FFK will be among the much that will happen

tintingz:
Lol, Something is a sin but it is said to use to relief oneself. Did you read the other scholar that said it is permissible?

This is a psych thing to make people believe what they are doing is a sin but you can do it.

Some religious stuff are ridiculous.

Surat azzumar Vs 9

Is one who is obedient to Allah, prostrating himself or standing (in prayer) during the hours of the night, fearing the Hereafter and hoping for the Mercy of his Lord (like one who disbelieves)? Say: “Are those who know equal to those who know not?” It is only men of understanding who will remember (i.e. get a lesson from Allah’s Signs and Verses).

I think at this junction, it will be better to act inline with what demmzy said

tintingz:
I was a sunni Muslim like you so I read scholars write ups and videos.

My argument is, be rational for one sec, the guy above asked for daleel(evidence) for masturbation, all you could do is refer him to some ayah that does not talk about masturbation. You didn't consider some scholars opinions that differs but want yours to be the ultimatum, final.

This is your post :
tintingz:

It is scholarly opinions not mine.

Read:

Under no circumstances can the sin of masturbation be permitted! But if one finds himself in a situation, where he has been swayed by his emotions and finds himself in a situation whereby he is absolutely unable to control himself from the sin of actual zina and the only options left with him is the choice between zina or masturbation, then the scholars have opined that in such circumstances, where the person is absolutely unable to resist himself and avoid committing the sin of zina; he should opt for the smaller of the two sins (masturbation).
http://islamhelpline.net/node/1581

The four Sunni schools of jurisprudence (known as Madhaahib - the Hanafi, Shafi'i, Maliki and Hanbali schools of Fiqh) have differing stances on the issue. Some see it forbidden in certain cases (i.e. if it leads a man/woman to ignore their spouse sexually) but recommended it when they see it as a lesser evil to illicit sex. It is generally prohibited according to the Hanafi and Hanbali Mazhabs, unless one fears adultery or fornication, or is under the desire pressure, in which case, it is permissible to seek a relief through masturbation. It is prohibited all the time according to the Maliki and Shafi`i Mazhabs.[7] However, Imam Ibn Hazm regard masturbation as permissible.[8]
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam_and_masturbation

Those who go for fertility test are told to masturbate to get their semen. In prison they don't have other choice than to masturbate that's the only way to relief themselves while some engage in homosexuality.

Be rational in your post.

kamilous:
yes but those HANAFIYAT said d verse meant ZINA

Thanks but don't forget that a scholar opinion will be taken base on evidence.

Sayings Of The Imaams Regarding Following The Sunnah And Ignoring Their Views Contradictory To It

It would be beneficial if we gave some of these here, for perhaps this will admonish or remind those who follow the opinion of the Imaams sticking to their madhhabs or views as if these had descended from the heavens! But Allaah, Mighty and Sublime, says:
"Follow (O men!) the revelation given to you from your Lord, and follow not, as friends and protectors, other than Him. Little is it you remember of admonition

HANAFI

"It is not permitted for anyone to accept our views if they do not know from where we got it

Maaliki:

"Truly I am only a mortal: I make mistakes (sometimes) and I am correct (sometimes). Therefore, look into my opinions: all that agrees with the Book and the Sunnah, accept it; and all that does not agree with the Book and the Sunnah, ignore it.

Hanaabila:

"Do not follow my opinion; neither follow the opinion of Maalik, nor Shaafi'i, nor Awzaa'i, nor Thawri, but take from where they took."

What we should know is the evidence for the interpretation

tintingz:
It is scholarly opinions not mine.

Read:

Under no circumstances can the sin of masturbation be permitted! But if one finds himself in a situation, where he has been swayed by his emotions and finds himself in a situation whereby he is absolutely unable to control himself from the sin of actual zina and the only options left with him is the choice between zina or masturbation, then the scholars have opined that in such circumstances, where the person is absolutely unable to resist himself and avoid committing the sin of zina; he should opt for the smaller of the two sins (masturbation).
http://islamhelpline.net/node/1581

The four Sunni schools of jurisprudence (known as Madhaahib - the Hanafi, Shafi'i, Maliki and Hanbali schools of Fiqh) have differing stances on the issue. Some see it forbidden in certain cases (i.e. if it leads a man/woman to ignore their spouse sexually) but recommended it when they see it as a lesser evil to illicit sex. It is generally prohibited according to the Hanafi and Hanbali Mazhabs, unless one fears adultery or fornication, or is under the desire pressure, in which case, it is permissible to seek a relief through masturbation. It is prohibited all the time according to the Maliki and Shafi`i Mazhabs.[7] However, Imam Ibn Hazm regard masturbation as permissible.[8]
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam_and_masturbation

Those who go for fertility test are told to masturbate to get their semen. In prison they don't have other choice than to masturbate that's the only way to relief themselves while some engage in homosexuality.

Be rational in your post.

When did you start reading/ quoting the scholars?

Where is your kittabu rahsi

Now to your post I non of them differ and opposed masturbation as a sinful act.
What is your argument gangan

The anti corruption war is affecting the church because of reduction in tithe

tintingz:
I don't want to quote you concerning masturbation but I feel like quoting your irrationality after the guy asked for daleel on masturbation.

Masturbation is dislike according to some scholars school of thought and not forbidden, reason because it is used in:

- Medics

- Prison

- To avoid fornication.

^^^ the last one which is fornication, one should fast instead but if can't be control, it is recommend to relieve oneself.

What is this one saying?
What do you know except ranting here and there,
Will you please keep quiet!!!
Are you referring to scholars like yourself?

Ayomideen:
kudos to u brother

I learnt some important stuffs from ur write up

thanks for this enlightening piece

Jazzakumullahu khaira may almighty Allah bless you with pious children

kamilous:
Deleel on masturbation pls?

Can you clarify the question,
If you mean deleel in support, you can never see such a thing but if you mean deleel in opposite, the first page of suratu li muminum is more than enough proof just try to understand the verses using kutubu tafaasir

Baarakallahu fiikum

Let me quote the verses because of some ignorants like the one quoting me

Allah says in Quran when he explained the qualities of a true believer one of which is :

5. And those who guard their chastity (i.e. private parts, from illegal sexual acts)

6. Except from their wives or that their right hands possess, for then, they are free from blame;

7. But whoever seeks beyond that, then those are the transgressors;

He stated clearly in verse 7 that whoever seeks beyond that are transgressor. How then will an ignorant says some scholars say blablabla and concluded that it is because of useless reasons when he sees a clear cut evidence

irahub:
I gave up on Islam after reading in the Hadith about the rewards of a true Muslim- they are promised that the men will be given young women with their beasts pear shaped and that the men will have perpetual erection, the pens will never soften. Islam is simply deluded religion. Everything about the religious has at its core sex, women and sensual gratification.

Please borrow me your brain, "when are you going to learn how to live and let others live" I think it's moral obligation we owe ourselves

watered:
Kafiri what are you commenting?

Try to be a mature man, it's not on everything you should comment. You are not ask to practice what another man practice.
Never will I go so low to abuse you because of what you believe like what you are doing here

dacoza007:
see as ur comment dey make me laugh!!!!
terrorist with constitution book (Quran)

Deep down in your mind, do you need to call him that?

Were you invited at the initial stage to the tread.

So man are not free to believe anything he wants unless you name him a terrorist.

Real men talk sense and keep mute where they are not invited

Asidiq23:
Oponu... So you don't know pre -intimacy is called 'pre-intimacy in sex.. Women generally crave for it...
Ode

Jazzakumullahu khaira brother mi

I use this medium to sympathize with people of kogi, we already have a clear picture of where the state money will be spent on. Anyway, four years will soon finish

[quote author=CarolineOlawale post=55919870][/quote]What is this one saying

Demmzy15:
^^Yazach, please ignore this Boda Taiwo. He's never pleased with explanations as far as it's against hin. If he supports suicide bombings and you present a verse of the Qur'an prohibiting it, he'll reply you with show me where the Qur'an said "o you who believe, do not partake in suicide bombings"

He's very mischievous!

No wonder, I suspected so. May Allah heals him

tintingz:
Where is sex in that verse?

Why don't you find a nearest Mallam to you and ask him to explain it to you if you can not find the answer to your question even when it's obvious

tintingz:
Where are the rituals before sex in the Quran?

Wallahi a very perfect answer for your question is in the same verse

Surat azzumar Vs 9

Is one who is obedient to Allah, prostrating himself or standing (in prayer) during the hours of the night, fearing the Hereafter and hoping for the Mercy of his Lord (like one who disbelieves)? Say: “Are those who know equal to those who know not?” It is only men of understanding who will remember (i.e. get a lesson from Allah’s Signs and Verses).

Adecks01:
how many women did your father divorce and how many times have some of them remarry? Isn't that dirty?

I think dragging someone's parents in to this issue is too big and insulting.

tintingz:
This is not about what he's saying but what he has been programmed to believe in.

I'm very sure Mark Zuckerberg is more obedient and humble than some Muslims but with dua/rituals.

I always enjoy words of the glorious Quran, it always give clear cut answer to any question either the questioner is wise or stupid

Surat azzumar Vs 9

Is one who is obedient to Allah, prostrating himself or standing (in prayer) during the hours of the night, fearing the Hereafter and hoping for the Mercy of his Lord (like one who disbelieves)? Say: “Are those who know equal to those who know not?” It is only men of understanding who will remember (i.e. get a lesson from Allah’s Signs and Verses).


Another translation

Is he who is devoutly (praying) at various times of the night, prostrate and upright, being wary of the Hereafter, and hoping for the mercy of his Lord (the same as the disbeliever)? Say, “Are the ones who know equal to the ones who do not know?” Surely only the ones endowed with intellects would remind themselves.

tintingz:
There are some point in your post tho but one will have to perform rituals every time sex is about to be done between married couples.

This ojne here is irrational.

Can you explain the two points you mentioned

No wonder we always hear the news of pastors having sex with Church members. Them be human na

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Bleon99:
why do you keep stating that the post is meant for only the wise once? this is a systematic way of terror practice. don't mislead people here. that's why your uncle and brother in book haram keep raping those under age chibok girls and others..... quick question: is raping ideology for the wise once? you're just a blabber with empty scull. speaking of talented creatures: boy you are not one. go and brainwash your wife and kids if you have one[color=#990000][/color]......

Sorry, I think you need to take a pill for headache.

Please this post is meant only for the wise once.

Thanks

Bleon99:
what the heck are you posting up here boy! please. did Adam and eve did those things you called rakat before having sex? do you want to tell us there was no God at the time? boy pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee....Hell'''No......don't come and mislead people here. tell me what is peaceful about Islam.. marrying as many wife as you want even though you cant take good care of one wife let alone 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 what the heck!...... 75% of the world had already tagged island as terrorist and nothing can change that impression that has been instilled in their mind by the Islamic madness and senseless acts.

take your crazy post down.....

Sorry Bros I beg no offence, this post is strictly meant for people with wisdom, prudent people, wise men, talented creatures, etc.

*How to have sex with your spouse.*

*CLEANLINESS* should be done before sex by both spouse. Husband can use exotic perfumes

*DUA BEFORE SEX WITH YOUR SPOUSE*

New couple can observe 2 Rakat of prayer while the wife should be at his back.

The husband can touch her forehead and say:

When you marry a woman, say: “O Allah, I ask You for the goodness within her and the goodness that you have made her inclined towards, and I seek refuge with You from the evil within her and the evil that you have made her inclined towards.”

Transliteration
allaahumma innee as’aluka khayrahaa, wa khayra maa jabaltahaa ‛alayh, wa a‛oodhu bika min sharrihaa, wa sharri maa jabaltahaa ‛alayh

Follow by:

"In the name of Allah. O Allah, keep the devil away from us and keep the devil away form what you have blessed us with."

*“Bismillahi, Allahumma jannibnaa ash-shaitaan, wa jannib ash-shaitaan maa razaqtanna”*

Experienced couples need to say the second one anytime the want to have sex

About this, the Prophet said: *“After that, if Allah decrees that they will have a child, the devil will never be able to harm that child”*. [al-Bukharee]

NOTE: Some Scholars say that children are disobedient to their parents usually because the parents forget/forgot to say the above duaa before having sex.

pre-intimacy! pre-intimacy! pre-intimacy!

pre-intimacy is Highly Recommended
Islam emphasizes on pre-intimacy. Imam ‘Ali (A.S.) says, *“When you intend to have sex with your wife, do not rush because the woman (also) has needs (which should be fulfilled).”*

There are no rules and laws in pre-intimacy as to how it should be done. The only laws and rules are the ones reached by the lovers by mutual consent and often unspoken understanding.

Whatever is pleasing and satisfying to both the husband and the wife is right and proper; and whatever is mutually displeasing is wrong.

The only limitation to this general rule would be any Shariah rule which goes against the wishes of the husband or the wife

1 Sex without pre-intimacy has been equated to cruelty. The Prophet (SAW) said, *“Three people are cruel: …a person who has sex with his wife before pre-intimacy.”*

2 Another hadith equates sex without pre-intimacy to animal behavior: “When anyone of you has sex with his wife, then he should not go to her like birds; instead he should be slow and delaying.”

If your wife complain of sexual unsatisfied, then increase the pre-intimacy before sex

3 As for the role of a woman in sexual pre-intimacy, the Imams (A.S.) have praised a wife who discards shyness when she is with her husband.

Imam Muhammad al-Baqir says,

*“The best woman among you is the one who discards the armor of shyness when she undresses for her husband, and puts on the armor of shyness when she dresses up again.”*

Throw away shyness when having sex with your husband

This means that it's not good for a woman to feel shy when playing with her husband.

If you are a Malima, when it comes to that, forget about your Malima things and "open fire"

There is no loophole in Islam. It's a way of life.

Don't come near your husband in the night with a hijab or a niqab or some rough dressing*

*The decent dressing you wear when out is no longer "decent" at that moment*. when you return to your husband in the night, *put that away, wear tight, short, transparent dresses or go nude. Simple.*

It is allowed for a Muslim man to enter his wife in her vagina from any direction he wishes – from behind or from the front just think of any style on the condition that it is done through vaginal. About this Allah revealed the following verse:

*“Your wives are a tilth unto you; so approach your tilth when or how you will” Al-Quran: al-Baqarah 2:223

Do it anytime: Day or night

Women should not fast without the permission of the husband, except mandatory fast and when you are fasting the voluntary fast, both can break it because of sex

Ladies please don't deny your husband when he needs it

DO YOU WANT ANOTHER ROUND??

Try to take a bath before another round, this will increase your strength or at least perform ABLUTION

As far as I know, their is no limitations to where spouses can see from each other

PROHIBITIONS DURING SEX

1- It is strictly prohibited to come to her through ANUS
Don't do or allow it except you're inviting punishment from Allah

2- Don't have sex during menstruation however, you can do other things

3- Mouth Action: This attitude is disliked among the scholars. Some related it to animal behavior and it is common among the west. Watching porn has been the source of learning this behavior and their is a serious warning regarding the act.

It is very possible to contact some disease like cancer of the throat and many more through this act of which we are forbade to injure ourselves and if you die as a result, it is related to commit suicide

4- It is harram to watching or learning various sexual styles through porn be warned.

5- Masturbation is harram

Wallahu Tahala Ahlam


Copied with little additions

I think some people should go back to the post and read again or seek assistance of their secondary school English teacher.

I don't think a sane person will be happy to be seeing his/her nude being shared on the social media just because he/she want to satisfy someone. This is just one out of many lessons in the post

Note: The post is for people with moral, chastity, modesty and so on

Heavance:
Na real wa o..
Please people should open their eyes and get civilised, how can someone refer to video call this way?

Where in the post video call is unambiguously referred to what you misunderstood the post for

dacoza007:
I get ur point, but that's your belief. not everybody cares about what Islam says. life is changing so fast. we are in a world where showing your nude is not special,some do it for fun. I believe everyone has rights to what they want and nobody Should get to decide what's good and bad for anyone

But why do we have the word "immorality" in language I think you should start a protest to remove it from language.