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thorpido:
Keep spotting.

Are you saying something ���

thorpido:
Hippocrates ko,Socrates ni.

One of them spotted

I wonder what Christian Hippocrates would say if she is a Muslim

I got this from a WhatsApp group and I think it's worth sharing


LETTER TO OUR WIVES FROM 'THE COMMITTEE OF HUSBANDS'

30 Things Nigerian Husbands Want And Expect From Their Wives:

1. Go and slim down. Do not let people take you for our mother when indeed you are our wife. We love to see you exercise and eat less.

2. Mind and control your tongue.

3. Keep the house clean.

4. Be hospitable, how you receive our friends and families matter to us. Make them feel welcome by coming out to greet them, serve them water if there is no drink.

5. Dress neatly and smart always, look good for us.

6. Do not disrespect us, we want to feel respected even with our imperfections, correct us with respect.

7. Treat us like a king, make us feel important and we shall treat you back as our queens.

8. Do not always claim right.

9. Be polite always.

10. Be quick to say "I am sorry".

11. Do not delay us when we have to go out together. Start getting ready well ahead of time and don't keep us waiting because we can be very impatient.

12. We don't like tension, make us smile and laugh around you and we will want to hang around.

13. We love good food, if you have to go to a catering school to make us eat well, please do.

14. We do not like nagging. When you make your request, believe in us to do it in our own time. No amount of nagging can change us.

15. Do not belittle or gossip us to anyone.

16. If there are issues that need be addressed, find a quiet time when we can talk, just the two of us not necessarily in the middle of the night when you're most likely going to disturb our sleep.

17. Do not prioritize others ahead of us, Make us your number one; Not the children, your friends, your family, your career, business, religion or anything around.

18. We love sex, do not withhold it. Never use it as a bargaining chip.

19. Be disciplined and wise in spending.

20. Be our friend and stop acting like our mom.

21. We can be jealous, do not get too close with the opposite sex on Social media. Seek our consent before accepting a male as Friend.

22. Do not paint us bad to the children, help them love and appreciate us.

23. Do not leave the home and children unattended.

24. Accept and relate well with our family members.

25. Assist us in paying the bills, if you earn well.

26. Do not try to pry too much by reading our mails and responding to messages meant for us without our consent.
Stop snooping and stalking us on Social media. You are not snoop dog. Stop being suspicious of our female colleagues.

27. Stop answering our calls without our permission.

28. Smile always, even when you are exhausted from tending the kids.

Constantly frowning will scare us.

29. If you need our help, ASK. We cannot read your minds*.

30. Stop asking to know how we spend every dime.

Just trust us and all will be well.

Lots of love.

-Nigerian husbands.

Remarks

Our wives are also prohibited from raising any similar committee to review or respond to the above. ����

Antoinemercer:
Why do I have to accept one bullshit Allah stuff before I can comment?

Honestly, it is not compulsory to display stupidity on social media

And to be truthful, nairaland modes have tried to stop you from being stupid but their is no way you can cover stupidity. You are a great testimony

Please if you are stupid, don't comment on this post it is not a must.

Auki:
Islam is the only religion that instruct and guide to good conduct in all matters including Sex, daily affairs, and even how you response to arrogant unbeliever like you etc.

May Allah guide you to what is right and pleasing onto Him.

Perfect answer

I thought they said many IPOB dies, how come their is only one burial

Just asking

quote me and python dance come to your door step then you go to exile like kanu

I slapped a soldier today and he ran away that's how I knew he was fake, pls let join hands and expose all d fake soldiers in town ,How? By slapping any soldier you come across this week if he runs, then he is fake, if he doesn't run, the Lord is your strength.��

I want to suggest that seun, lala, and other modes should also try this

Can CAN comment please!!!

EMEFIELE EMERGES CHAIRMAN OF GLOBAL ISLAMIC BANK

The Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria, Mr. Godwin Emefiele, has been elected as the Chairman of the International Islamic Liquidity Management Corporation.

In a statement on Friday, the CBN said Emefiele was elected on Thursday in Jakarta, Indonesia.

The Acting Director, Corporate Communications, CBN, Mr. Isaac Okorafor, said that by this development, Emefiele had also become the head of the general assembly of the financial body comprising nine countries and the Islamic Development Bank, with headquarters in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.

The International Islamic Liquidity Management Corporation is a global institution established by central banks, monetary authorities and multilateral organisations to create and issue short-term Shariah-compliant financial instruments to facilitate effective cross-border Islamic liquidity management.

By creating more liquid Shariah-compliant financial markets for institutions offering Islamic financial services, the IILM aims to enhance cross-border investment flows, international linkages and financial stability.

The body’s major mandates include developing a robust Islamic liquidity management as a catalyst for cross-border financial linkages and facilitating effective cross-border liquidity management instruments for institutions that offer Islamic financial series.

Punch


Cc lalasticlala

Honestly, I wonder what pastors of nowadays are turning to, Jesus they claimed they are following use to say what is good but those pastors you will be hearing: someone will die, aeroplane will crash, Nigeria will collapse bla bla bla

So it was just. 150 python dance soldiers that dealt with biafrans and their BSS, with all the treats to turn Nigeria to ashes
chai, chai their is God o

fk001:
Peace be upon you my brothers and sisters in Islam,

Let me go straight to the point.


please i need your help and guidance because i am loosing my faith day by day, i begin to see more reality in science than religion. Some times it will seems to me like i am just wasting my time over religion, i don't know whether it is Satan that is trying to confuse me, but every day i will be having unnecessary thought.




Note: i have positive and negative side of me.

Positive;

I don't skip my five daily prayers, and i always pray 3-4 out of the 5 in congregation, I hardly miss juma'at congregational prayer, i don't "fornicate" in any way, i always give out saddaqa to the needy, i neither drink nor smoke.


Negative side of me:


I don't recite the Quran often in fact since after Ramadan i rarely lay my hands on the quran, i don't usually fast except during Ramadan, clubbing is now part of me, i rarely pray subhi prayer in congregation.


But the problem is whenever i pray the immann is not there,
i hardly feel the connection between me and my God, please help my faith is just dropping on daily basis.




My dad is so westernized that he doesn't care about religion, while my mom is from a well known religious family in her home state. I think i took after my dad.










Please i need help, is just like i am fast becoming an Atheist.




Cc friendNG, Abdelkabir,

Stop reading books from orientalist

You should have contacted those mentioned brothers privately

Who are your friends? Ya ayyua ladhina aamanu takullaha wa kunu Maha assodiqeen

Stick to prophetic adhkaar

Try to know the meaning of the glorious Quran. This will surely set you free

May Allah never lead us astray

MURIC COUNSEL 'CAN' TO STOP CAUSING DISUNITY AMONG NIGERIANS, URGE HER TO CHALLENGE INTRODUCTION OF SUKUK BOND BY FG IN COURT IF NOT SATISFY!!!


The Muslim Rights Concern (MURIC) says the proposed release of Sukuk eurobond by the federal government is purely business and not a plan to Islamise Nigeria.

The group said this in reaction to the claim of the Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN) that Sukuk is an attempt to sell Nigeria to Islamic nations.

In a statement on Thursday, Prof. Ishaq Akintola, director of MURIC, described CAN’s position as “not only infantile, petty and overbearing but also spiteful and egocentric”.

Akintola said the government had released “Christian-oriented bonds for decades and the Muslims did not complain for once”,

MURIC also said Christians already have their version of all that Muslims are demanding, asking “why should somebody keep blocking his brother from getting his own share when he already has his own?”

“Let us eschew primordial sentiments. Sukuk is purely business. We advise Christians to take their destiny in their own hands instead of allowing warlike leaders to lead them into an unnecessary confrontation with Muslims every time,” the statement read.

“Our position is based on the fact that CAN has all it needs in Nigeria today because the whole system is Christo-Western: education, the judicial system, the economy, everything.

“There is nothing the Muslims are demanding now that the Christians don’t have already on a platter of gold. It must also be stated that the Christians do not need the things that the Muslims are asking for.

“Have they ever seen Muslims opposing a benefit going to Christians? We did not protest when you started going to Jerusalem even though we know that it is not mandatory for Christians. Why is it that CAN always cry foul each time we seek parity?

“We must now ask CAN why it is playing dog in the manger. Shari‘ah is not for them but CAN screamed until the roofs nearly came down. OIC does not hurt any Christian but CAN shouted to high heavens. Hijab is for female Muslims alone but violent envy pushed CAN to shout itself hoarse. Islamic bank is for Muslims alone but CAN labeled it Islamisation of Nigeria. Can CAN give us a list of those who have been Islamised since Islamic banking started in the country?”

MURIC said CAN’s claim that Sukuk is unconstitutional is false, asking the Christian body to challenge it in court.

The group then urged CAN to stop inciting hatred among Muslims and Christians, adding that religion is meant to bind and not divide.

“How can laws made by the federal government be ultra vires? CAN is misleading Nigerian Christians. CAN should know what to do if it is unconstitutional. We challenge CAN to go to court today. It should not wait till tomorrow,” the statement read.

“If it is true that Sukuk implies Islamisation, then the stock exchange is imperialistic Christianisation. But almost the whole of Europe has embraced the Sukuk industry. This includes France, Germany, Italy, Ireland, Luxemburg and Britain. Paris EUROPLACE established Sukuk as far back as 2007 and France has since established the Islamic Finance Commission. Germany issued its first Sukuk in 2004.

“CAN should stop misleading Nigerians and inciting Christians against their Muslim neighbours. We advise CAN leadership to desist from giving religion a bad name. The word ‘religion’ is from the Latin word ‘religio’ meaning ‘to link’, ‘to tie’ or ‘to bind’. Therefore religion is about linking people together in love and sharing. It is not about dividing them.”

Kingbet:
Now where is the source of funding boko haram

IPOB LAND

Hyicene:
where did u hear dat any group who put on black z a terrorist group....infact who told u dat itz only dress dy use to classify terrorist?....mehnn u lack sense... go 4 brain scan

It pain you abi����

This are the type of people that later become Ipob member in the future

Hyicene:
i see u lack understanding... cnt u ask urself weda have u hed in any country wen armed soldiers jxt start killin unarmed citizens ... u jxt say wotever u wana say because hia z nairaland.. plz wise up!

Although I tried to comprehend what you write up there but from the little I understand, you seems to be irrelevant in international news.

In America nowadays, barely every month you will hear news of police shooting unarmed civilian.
As for IPOB, forget it they are terrorist, the list you can relate with is their dressing which is 100% look like that of boko Haram.
IPOB dress is black
Boko Haram dress is black
Terrorist dress is black

FTrebirth:
i'm not against biafra agitation but i think nnamdi kanu does not possess the acumen to lead a herd of cows, not to mention human beings. he's so lousy, undiplomatic and spiteful.

this guy should be arrested and locked up till further notice. ipob can continue with a new leader...i too don't support FG terming them a terrorist group. secession is practiced everywhere in the world.

But I don't think anybody can threaten to bring American President's head and go free both the person and his followers, that statement is enough to tag them terrorist
Secondly, what is the different between IPOB and BOKO Haram? IPOB redrawing Nigeria Map, Boko Haram did the samething so, not supporting the idea of tagging IPOB as terrorist is akin to not supporting Boko haran being tagged as terrorist unless you can prove otherwise

Below is the video of Yoruba mosque destroyed by IPOB in Abia state
My question is what has mosque, islam, Yoruba and hausa got to do with Biafra agitation?

https://m.youtube.com/results?q=yoruba%20mosque%20destroyed%20in%20abia%20state&sm=1

Dum4christ:
I haven't seen those videos of the so called ipobs doing all that but its very possible its true they did,My question remains,are there different parameters for defining terrorism in the south and another in the north? until I get a clarification on this ,this government is only moving for a doom..
I am a medical personnel and working in the south and had the opportunity to manage the Enugu nimbo victims by the Fulanis,I thoroughly took history and is so much in the know of the killings most of the first hand victims were my patient and friends. I can remember one of the police men confined in me telling me the number of deaths in nimbo counting in hundreds(its was horrible)and how they were instructed by the government to conceal the number so that it is not let out to media.......and yet there was no proactiveness by our dear president..... and we defend such wickedness due to ethnicity and religion! God will surely judge us!!!
I currently have Fulani's under my care who were greatly wounded while caught raping women in their farms and currently on admission... and their relatives come all round with caftans.I suspected they had arms the other day and instructed that everyone is searched,you needed to see arms hidden under their caftans yet they were bold to say they will stay will arms and they had to take care of relatives until I threatened to leave their relatives bleed yo death and get them arrested, all these happen and our beloved government close their eyes to it yet is quick to term an organization with sensible concerns maybe is going about it wrongly,,,, terrorist!!!!!!
What do we gain by deceiving ourselves.... I have to say sincerely that the government is seriously exposing its hypocrisy everyday and even making the agitators gain sympathy. Me for one will never take ipobs seriously but with this hypocritical government, I see so much reasons to further justify their agitations.

"No amount of intimidation can stop ipob and their agitations except the root cause is tackled and fairness and equity restored to the national system "In fact from my studies the wrong approach taken by government is making them stronger by the minute.

Ok let me hint you regarding the parameters:
1- When you want to go and bring your president's head, you are a terrorist
2- When you start redrawing the map of a democratic country, you are a terrorist
3- When you declare war against your country, you are a terrorist
4- When you try to stop the military operation in a democratic country, you are a terrorist

It continue

hope you get it

Those lawyers opposing the declaration of IPOB as terrorist must also be declared as terrorist.

We all watch the video even here on nairaland where ipob members were searching for hausas inside bus, they even went to the extent of burning mosque!!! My question is what has killing hausas and burning mosque got to do with Biafra agitation

fk001:
Is not about the write up, we know that some scholars have already concluded that family planing is haram.


I didn't read the write up from beginning to the end, i stopped where the op wrote "children are wealth" .


The above quoted statement is the reason why some people give birth to a lot of children without considering family planning.

But the case here is about the write up

iambijo:
congratulations sir. As for me i want only four kids ! that's what i can handle, even if i've all the wealth and time to rise pious, well displned children.

Congratulations to you as well but please don't in anyway hate or disrespect my wants also. If I am blessed and have all time and wealth, I will have more

iambijo:
So op you are encourging us to have many children like 9 kids becouse God will provide 4 them abi ? Did you knw what it takes to cater for many children ? Abeg let me have 4kids with sound education and displine.

I as well have 10 kids with sound education, discipline, success, pious, wealth, outstanding future, and so on

enemyofprogress:
we are talking of where human beings live,you are talking of animals farm

Chai !!!! Their is Good o,
where some people dey die hard na imvyou dey call animal farm, kontinu

South West is developing while South East are busy burning their properties and reducing their population by killing

Freshkidavid:
Primate Ayodele of Inri Evangelical Spiritual Church, Lagos has released a new set of prophecies in his new book titled "Warning to the Nations".

In the book he said "the voice of God says the name Aso Rock will be changed in the nearest future and the location may also change. Let us pray to rebuke death and shootings in the villa. I forsee that from 2032, Nigeria will not be one country again as I foresee five nations coming out of Nigeria. In 2024, there may be a natural disaster and in the nearest future, the name Lagos may change and Ibadan may become a state'.

He also said, 'The spirit of God says power will still return to the North in 2019 and Nigerians will be shocked as regards who becomes president. The second term bid of President Buhari will be dicey. I foresee that the international community will gang up against him especially on issues of human rights and corruption. President Buhari needs prayers for his health as his health condition will be troubling him. People who are to help the Buhari governmnet are the ones that will fight him. I foresee an unexpected change in the government of Buhari, he will be disappointed by close confidants'.

On Democracy, the prophet says, 'the spirit of God says Democracy in Nigeria may not last for the next 30 years. I foresee a referendum which may lead to reforms as so many things will be affected in the country'.

On Biafra he says, 'I foresee that Biafra will be actualised but not now. Biafra is going to battle with Nigerian forces for they have done a lot of underground works. The current leaders clamouring for Biafra now may not be the ones that will make the dream come true. Nnamdi Kanu may not be the one to actualize this dream. I foresee that he will have problems due to his activities in relation to the bail granted him'.

On Arsene Wenger, the prophet says, 'the coach may develop naughty attitudes that may make the football fans to protest against him.He must rebuke cases of carelessness which may make his team suffer some setbacks. His team will start the season on a serious note but his mtch plans and arrangements will be queried. He will have troubles with the management of his club'.

www.kingstondome.com/2017/09/nigeria-will-divide-by-2032-and-lagos.html?m=1

Your church will divide by 2019 and they will have different names

juman:
Hiss

A country with successive useless "leaders" like nigeria, war is inevitable one day.

Common people are under slavery of senseless confused leadership.

And when the war break out, it is inevitable for you to taste its sweetness

taoheedoriloye:
lols
I am 30 years old

Congratulations

taoheedoriloye:
Is good to have war in nigeria again.war thought Japan, Germany, American lessons.
Hope we can tap that as well. Let me go renovate my father's house, am ready to Harbour beautiful women in our house.

I just have to shake head for your post and it shows that you are still in your teen years, because even if you didn't witness the civil war, you must have heard about it

DRUMS OF WAR

As ethnic lords from the North, East, West and South continue in efforts to trigger a second civil war, international military hardware merchants who brainwashed the foreign based agitators to employ an uncompromising attitude are instigating and preparing to sell their arms while we get our parents, wives and children ready to pay the bitter prices.

The gullible ones believe war is the answer and provoking same by their words and actions each passing day, the unwise ones are so selfish and inconsiderate, refusing to caution their people, thinking that their families or any part of the country will be immune to the consequences of a possible 2017 civil war simply because they didn't participate in the agitation.

Perhaps, many do not know that the Civil War didn't extend beyond Ore to the West and didn't exceed Benue to the North. At the very end, both gladiators (Gowon & Ojukwu) lived because they never set foot upon the battlefield of the wars they ignited but over three million innocent women, children and elderly died unnecessarily. Meanwhile, all the crooks travelled to safe areas with their families just as would repeat should another civil war breakout. Niger Delta militant generals are all alive but over 60% of their boys are dead, Al Zakzarki is alive but hundreds of his gullible followers are dead.

As you continue to conjure the next civil war, call for a town hall meeting in your respective communities and prepare the minds of your aged parents for a violent death, counsel your wives and daughters of the emotional trauma that incessant rapes would create because surely over 30% shall be raped in just 6mths of chaos. Also, make plans because most of your children shall become orphans and child soldiers and those who survive shall end up in IDP Camps in Niger, Chad, Benin Republic and Cameroon.

The last Civil war was ignited on a conference table and was also resolved on a conference table, wouldn't it be wiser to have avoided the war in between. We must not continue in silence until our loved ones become the collateral damage.

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