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Hezmatosky:
Then partner with mr Biggs, tantalizer, mega chicken, chicken republic etc to feed Nigerians too

Gbam

After this lockdown I will have to sell my mattress cos I don't need to sleep this year since I have finished my sleeping bundle

Queen Elizabeth II has survived:

The plague
Smallpox
Malaria
Nazi rule in Germany
WWII
Destruction of Berlin
Partition of Berlin
Creation of Israel
Partition of India
Korean War
Vietnam war
Unification of Berlin
Strife in Palestine
Invasion of Egypt
Arab- Israeli War
Cold War
Iran-Iraq War
First Gulf War
Disintegration of Soviet Union
Britain joining the EU
9/11
Second Gulf War
Britain leaving the EU
Apollo 1-17
Revolutions in Africa
14 British Prime Ministers
Charles and Diana
Charles and Camilla
Andrew and Fergie
Harry and Megan
14 American Presidents
7 Saudi Kings
48 Italian Prime Ministers
9 UN Secretary-Generals
3rd, 4th, and 5th French Republics
Mad Cow Disease
Brexit
Meghxit
The Internet
Apple TV
Netflix ... and Covid-19

Only because she rarely leaves her palace.
*Keep Safe. Stay at Home*

Happy Easter

ademidedavid:
The result of stay home is becoming something else ooooo

This definitely ain't cos of stay home ooo. He just decided to be unfortunate.

CalabarPikin:
Is he still alive...

I'd be gutted if he isn't dead yet. Oloriburuku somebody

Is he still alive? He should be killed and fed to the dugs.

Who is Jack Dorsey?

Too much money...Akanchawa

"Nigeria is like a vehicle.
While you are fixing the brain box, someone has removed the tyres.

After fixing the tyres, you discover that the brake system has been damaged. When done fixing the brain box, you find out that the battery had been stolen.

Done with those and about to start the engine, you realise that the Kickstarter is faulty. You fix the Kickstarter, you discover that the plugs are gone.

When done with all these fixes with relief and excitement, and finally about to move at dusk in order to leave the dangerous spot, you then realise that the headlight bulbs are dead too. While trying to figure that out, it begins to rain. Unfortunately, the wipers are old and unable to wipe the rain water cascade on the windscreen. For safety, you decide to park the car and sit out until the ebbing of the downpour, and as you attempt to roll up the windows, it is discovered the power controls aren't working.

That's the frustration one can sometimes face while trying to fix anything in Nigeria."

This is an accurate and superb description of Nigeria.

The leadership is bad and the follower-ship is Super bad!

Those stalling repairs are the passengers going to various desired destination on same route.

Rather than assist, the passengers now divides themselves into saboteurs and accomplices.

A group will be stealing other things as one is fixed while the others will be wailing why is it taking that long to fix a broken down vehicle.

Strange people with strange thinking pattern, that had entrenched miserable mindsets.

NIGERIA MY COUNTRY, MY PRIDE

Those found with her should be apprehended ASAP.

Let's just pray for this episode to pass asap. Allah we dey your hands ooo

Hausas stubborn nah

Mopolchi:
Baba don return oo! Some people no go like am.

That one no be news nah. Expect a follow up story soonest.

Congrats to her and the 1st family. May the virus not just jump from the powers that be to ordinary folks like us. It should just keep revolving around them Biko.

This madam will soon be arrested again.

Buhari ma wa daran ooo

Let's just hope we keep the Naija spirit going cos if we rely on our government ehn nah OYO we dey ooo. Only God can save us now.

Happy new month Luvlies!!

BarrElChapo:
Did actually end up with the lady or was he standing her up ?

He didn't attend at all. No wedding took place. The lady and her family just got stood up.

It's a new month and I believe March has done it's bit with the Corona bad news. Let's open this new month with good tidings. Happy new month my people.

Alhamdulillah Robbil alamin

The biggest fool would be anyone planning to prank me with April fool tomorrow. I dey wait.

Lots of dramas though. One notable one was that of a friend that was supposed to travel to a neighbouring town for his wedding. Bought everything needed but refused to go for his wedding . He even instructed his friends to go eat and drink as in fact the best decision of his life is not to show up. Till today,I wouldn't know what to make of his decision.

Nollywood on Nairaland loading.

Expecting loads of lies before morning. Nollywood loading.

Abeg pop corn

Who needs this explanation when we all know he is the CinC? Baba go slow,carry go jare

Helpfromabove1:
‎Den Scholar‎ wrote:

If you are staying at home with money you are in ISOLATION,
if you are staying at home, broke, you are in QUARANTINE,
but if you are staying at home, broke and with a troublesome wife/husband, you are in TOTAL LOCKDOWN.

Report your situation...

Isolation

Party don start

This is getting really serious ooo. Blackout amidst Corona again. Issorait