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Na so trouble go sleep jejely, yanga go go find am.

Olamide go start him tweet back to back from bashing Don Jazzy to R. Banks to Dija to Korede Bello to D'Prince.

Yet Marvin no go fit respond

Olamide will trash marvin na then

Lawma go come take over

#LeaveTrashForLawma

bykebyke:
5 is greater than 3 sha

Man pick another player to hate cos Cr7 got it all, just name it, money, successfully football career and world recognition.

He is even the world most liked sport man currently.

Above all he is handsome unlike that dwarf.

Shey na because say you ugly where Cr7 dey na dey make you hate.

#TeamCr7 #ThereWillAlwaysBeHaters

STARGREEN:
Messi deserve it b/c
Messi = humble, CR = Arrogance
Messi = Team spirit. CR = Self
Messi = Humility. CR= Intimidation
Messi = 5 Trophys CR = 5 Blames
Messi = 98% Assist. CR = 2%
Messi = National Team CR = National flop
Messi = Simplicity CR = Shows
Messi = Respect to Mangers CR = Disrespect
Messi = 5 coaches without issues CR =
Above all Messi believes he still has more to improve on but CR assumes to be perfect.
CR is good but Messi is the Best in many ramifications.

Its only a fool like you that will be jealous of Cr7, abeg go find job.

Hating successfully people won't make you prosper and plus you will just get high blood pressure.

Do you think winning 3 World best footballer of the year is a joke.

Receive sense.

Holmes07:
They are pretentious and hardened liars!

Op, E be like say girls don get your remote before na now you just get am back. E yaa.

99% of women ain't loyal even our mama self, na the way wey God take create them so no blame them.

But Naija babe Una bad o o.

#Don'tBlameGirlsJustFun.

Egbon Op, Na work girls dey come find for your place abi relationship for you na bank job, You for ask them to print their CV come submit for your house.

Shey, you be Dangote ni.

On a serious note guy, you be like girl wey dey find Mr. Right but there are two options for such girl to achieve her dream

1) Make she drag one of the men wey dey her left to the right OR

2) Make she find clay mould the guy

Don't think I bash you o, I was only talking as a friend.

yomi007k:
Skibo. wait, are u kidding me.








God, why was I born in Africa Lol

God for make your mama to born you for Syria.

Don't be an ingrate just b'cos of yash.

For the pix, them for no wear pant or box

Agba ma gba ni, Emi ni ki gba sweeti naira marun, shi o, owa Lara e.

she iwo ko she ashi te lori foonu re ri ni, to fi wa ri si mi.

Mashe be mo.

politricks:
Oga teesha i dey hail o!

Excuse me sir, is it because I made a mistake in typing deliver as delivery that's why you are having headache. Am not a slave to foreign language as you are, ONI RANU.

I can only be ashamed if English is my father language.

Am very sure people like you can't write in your fathers language very well.

AGUNTAN MI OJE LABE GESI.

If Buhari like make him follow or no follow court order, wetin concern we Nigerians (not Yam eaters) na who go delivery social amenities for us.

11) If He/She dance to secular music such as shoki, Indomie,dorobuci etc.

13) If He/She prophesied that you will win a jackpot or sport bet.

14) If He/She prophesied that Gej will win the last presidential election still Gej fails to win.

I dey wait make Gej reply Ooo.

Abi na him steal the yam wey Dasuki and co dey share?

Bros Jo come answer them.

Abeg my guy, shey na inside 25 litres Keg Dem wan put am.

Chaaiiiii

It's not that Yoruba Christians are reducing but most Yoruba don't take religious so seriously as other tribes in Nigeria. I sometimes mistook some people in my street as Muslims but later find their are Christians.

It's our (Yoruba) level of tolerance that is high that's why Religion doesn't seem to be deep among the Yorubas.

Come to Lagos and see lots of Churches even if its not more than mosques.

Its in Yoruba land that people believe "We worship one God"

In as much as I don't like to poke nose into others people matter, What the woman complained about Genevieve is right though we all believe that Genevieve can do anything she likes with her money.

This is the reason why I always laugh Biafra agitation because igbos are still ignorance of how to politics.

Think very well about my statement only few will understand.

Every PDP politicians is a thief From Dasuku to Alison Madueke to Ngozi U.
Yet Wailers still dey support them
Buhari ti take over
Iyalaya all Looters.

Eyaah, Wet oshogbo + 5 cans of bullet = Madman wearing a wrapper think he is the most handsome man on earth.

Ewwuuu

Mama Lawyer, if you know say your brain no dey function well, go Yaba left.

#LeaveTrashForLawma

Tosdam:
Nairalanders, abeg, what's the English name of moimoi?

Ask Google

firstking01:
just my thought....bt y realmadrid and chelsea dey sack coaches like dis

Because we're always expecting a trophy at least every season. I would be very very very happy if Banitez is sacked because with this guy we won't win a single trophy even if its plastic cup.

Banitez isn't tactical at all, he is just clueless.

Hala Madrid.

Obj: Tell Buhari say E dey well to catch all those yeye pdp boys way dey chop the national cake with cutlass while we dey use knife to cut am....before I forget make sure say una catch dat Utueke Idiot.

Osinbajo: Baba we go surely catch am after that their atm Dasuki don confess finish... Baba I respect you o o.

Though I don't like Nigeria music much because of their rubbish lyrics but I think Next Rated should be for artist with most hits. So my vote is for LIL KESH

3. DON JAZZY WAS RIGHT WITH HIS SPEECH; Intact I jumped to hail the Don, after he spoke, even though I was watching from my room, cos he spoke a percentage of my mind. What he (Olamide) codedly meant was that Don Jazzy had used his influence to lobby the award for his artistes in the category (after all he's Don Jazzy na...) of which the award organizers have been accused of in the past. Seems the Mavin Boss saw that coming, hence the response. I'm sure u understand.

Op, there no difference between you and Olamide, How can you no condemn Don Jazzy reaction? You are surely no mature. The truth of the matte both of them bleeped up big time.

We have all been thinking he is an all time best Nigerian producer but with this allegation that regards is in check. Don Jazzy please tell us that allegation is a lie.

This past Headies award has sparked a lot of immaturity and controversy. I am a die hard D'banj fan but I don't give a Bleep about about what happened between koko master and Don Jazzy because I love both of them.

I did like Don Jazzy to come out and defend himself against the allegation Olamide made that "Don Jazzy had producers who for him while Don Jazzy always claimed he produced the Marvin crew sound all the time.

If he failed to proof Baddo was lying then He lost my respect and that of other people.

Don Jazzy and Baddo fans what's your take on this allegation.

Thanks to you all for your advice and am surely not disappointed.

Advice well noted.

Hello nairalanders, I Have learned a lot of things from Nairalanders and laugh many times from some funny contributions.

Let me move straight to the point, late I have noticed a strange change in me by the way my dick erect every time I woke up, I knew you would said it is normal but this every time even if I slept for 15 minutes be it night or afternoon. There was a day I was embarrassed in the office. It happened that I fall asleep for just 10 minutes, a lady that comes to our office woke me and I get up, alaaass!!!! My dick was full erected. The lady saw it, she sighs"hmmm" and I asked her why hmmm. She replied me mockingly "How are you having sex in your dream?" Her question got me angry that I reply her mockingly "It's you that am having sex with, rubbish".

Please guys How can I stop this erect or what is causing this.