₦airaland Forum

honourhim:
Oyibo atheists can be sincere enough to bow to any such convincing material but Nigerian atheists(especially nairaland species) are so foolish, dumb, idiotic, insincere and crooked minded that they will continue to wallow in their delusion even when they have seen convincing materials.

Yet, you call yourself a Christian; you guys call unaself holy but na evil/bad things dey comot for una mouth.

Stop fooling yourself.

Note: Am not an atheist or a Muslim but a Deist.

Wish you will

alBHAGDADI:
Moses is not whom Pope Francis claims to follow. So, the laws of Moses are not valid here.

If the Pope claims to follow Yahshua the Messiah, then making such statements that call for revenge are against the tenets of Christianity which clearly shows him to be a false prophet. Look at what Yahshua said concerning those that insult and attack you.



Mathew 5:38-48

38 “You have heard that it was said, ‘An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.’

39 But I say to you, Do not resist the one who is evil. But if anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also.

40 And if anyone would sue you and take your tunic, let him have your cloak as well.

41 And if anyone
forces you to go one mile, go with him two miles.

43 “You have heard that it was said, 'You shall love your neighbor and hate your enemy.’

44 But I say to you, Love your enemies and
pray for those who persecute you,

45 so that you may be sons of your Father who is in heaven. For he makes his sun rise on the evil and on the good, and l sends rain on the just and on the unjust.

46 m For if you love those who love you, what reward do you have? Do not even the tax collectors do the same?

47 And if you greet only your brothers, what more are you doing than others? Do not even the Gentiles do the same?

48 You therefore must be perfect, as your heavenly Father is perfect.

These quotes of yours are one of the reason why Christianity just like other religion seems[i][/i] like fraud. Reasons are below:
1) You (Christians) claim you follow Jesus teachings but you all hates Boko Haram; yet you claim you follow Jesus teachings
2) You pray against your enemies in church and you claim you follow Jesus teachings
3) You will be glad whenever Nigerian Army announces that certain amount of Boko Haram members are killed; yet you claim Moses teaching is by gone.
4). Etc.

Lets stop fooling ourselves, Any Religion is a fraud to me.

#Nobodyisholy

plappville:
He is supposed to be a spiritual leader. Not just a normal person. Ok, Now that you have heard him say "insult my mum and i will PUNCH you" will you Practice his method?

What is Moses?
Is Moses not Greater than the Pope? (Though I believe every man is equal, none is important than the otherr but you guys rate people)

Moses does not tolerate nonsense.

Op, The Pope speaks like a normal human being which is good for my type of person; Pope, Pastors, Sheik, Alfa, Prophet,Politicians, Teachers, Scholars etc. are all human so don't expect extra ordinary things form them always.

Its is true that people expressing themselves is their right but you must be mindful of not hurting others with your expression which I think is not possible with people who believe in religion because one way or the other you will hurt others with your expression.

Religion in the world is like competition.

Thank God that am a Deist.

Good old days.

Old Generation = Sane

New Generation = Insane

Coming Generation = Unstoppable Madness

Come year 2500, 90 % of people living then would be mad people in cloth.

plaetton:
They are too hung up and emotional about your particular use of the word 'stupid' , and seem to miss or ignore the general thrust of your argument.
Escapism and cognitive dissonance.

Perhaps I should assist you in putting it in a milder, chewable format.
In the infamous Willie Lynch letters; The Making Of A Perfect Slave, the slavery consultant points out the importance of the negro woman, and imperative of socially engineering the negro women to be self- replicating the perfect slaves for eternity. In other words, once the negro women are sufficiently brain washed and programmed , relax and leave her to produce Slave offsprings for eternity.

This has been and would probably continue to be biggest problem in Africa for a very very long time.

Look at all these Nigerian fraudsters and charlatans like Adeboye, Oyedepo, Okotie, Oyaks , TV Clown Joshua, etc.
Who are their primary targets for brainwashing and fraud? The women, the wives and future wives and mothers of generations yet come. They plant in these victims seeds of Stupidity that becomes an inexhaustible resource as long as they maintain hold on their enslaved minds.

P, what you said is true, the same problem with brainwashing of people is not only here in Africa, its all over the world.

but do you believe in God

What a life! Someone out there will surely take a job that is even N20,000 in this our current economy.
Humans!!!

Hello Op, It's a good idea you have a dream to set up a printing press, printing press requires lots of money compared to the budget you have and I would like you to through this my quickie printing press biz set below.

Lets me do the smallest scale set up.

1. A Cheap shop here in Lagos (I don't know if you are in Lagos.) = N7000 x 24(months) = N168,000 + 60,000 Agreement & Commission = N228,000
2. a) If you want to buy 201 machine (the quality of this machine is poor that the demand for it is little) = N250,000
b) If want to buy Kord machine (the quality of this machine is ok) = now N5,000,000 (because of dollar rate)
c) There are lots of machine and high quality, there are machine of N12,000,000, 15,000,000, 22,000,000 (fairly used o) and 300,000,000
(brand new)

I will like to stop here

dwilliams:
Good evening my co-nairalanders and visionaries.
I would like to begin by asking a question.
Q1: how many times have we left work or somewhere and decided to go home without really paying attention to our mind while we drive or trek. We were in deep thoughts but perhaps our mind was in an auto pilot mode but we found ourselves home after some time.
Q2:has it ever happened to anyone here.you av an occasion you want to attend perhaps you don't av an alarm on your phone.but you told yourself you want to wake up before time x, and you did!
I am not here to bore you with lengthy notes but I will entertain questions after I am done here, but please let's all bear in mind that this discus has no inkling or relationship with religion but there will be certain citations from religious books to corroborate facts here.
The human mind is the most power weapon ever. It is just like the sun! The sun has no conduction you can't see it,but it has the ability to set a house on fire or even break a mirror, that is the way d human mind operates.The most potent form of energy is thought because thought-waves are cosmic waves penetrating all time and space.
Watch your thoughts, they become words.
Watch your words, they become actions.
Watch your actions, they become habits.
Watch your habits, they become your character.
Watch your character, it becomes your destiny.
A man is but the product of his thoughts - what he thinks, he becomes.
M.Ghandi
It might be a belief that we are no good in math or that we are a person nobody likes or that we can't succeed in the business world or that we can't succeed in sports or that we can't succeed in relationships and so on.
The way you perceive and interpret yourself is a result of the belief system you adopted while growing up.
Back in 1960 Maxwell Maltz wrote the book
Psycho-Cybernetics where he talks about the self-image we form growing up:
We all carry with us a mental blueprint or picture of ourselves. It has been built up from our own beliefs about ourselves. But most of these beliefs about ourselves have unconsciously been formed from our past experience, our successes and failures, our humiliations, our triumphs, and the way other people have related to us, especially in early childhood. From all these we mentally construct a "self" (or a picture of a self). Once an idea or a belief about ourselves goes into this picture it becomes "true" as far as we personally are concerned. We do not question its validity, but proceed to act upon it just as if it were true.
Maltz goes on to say that all our actions, feelings, behavior - even our abilities - are always consistent with this self-image.
Hence it becomes very important to change your self-image if that image is one of a limiting character of some sort.
You can change your self-image with the power of thought using affirmations and subliminal messages.
Our built in beliefs are powerful.

Good one @ op

alexistaiwo:
abeg Are my guys jay jay okocha and ronaldinho on the pitch?. May God let Nigeria win this afternoon match

Bros, u don take your drug?

NEPA surely annoys the most, Those NEPA guys are so annoying.

They are the only known band of thieves in Nigeria which has never been charged, probe or prosecuted.

It was since when they changed their name to Power Holding Company of Nigeria (PHCN)...Na to hold light Dem sabi do.

It is High time we change their name to Power Giving Company of Nigeria then may be Dem go dey give the Light.

The Number two of them all is The Nigeria Police force, they proclaimed themselves as our Friends but we know say Na lie. Imagining police men paraded a friend of mine just because he make a stop in front of a bank waiting for a guy behind, we was asked what is offence is? They accused him of planning to rob the bank atm and They said he was charged for Felony.

MTN is the Next, they stole my credit a lots, called one of their Customer Care personnel and he told me he doesn't know where the money is. Though I don't like dumping my MTN number but I am happier with my Airtel number.

Twag:
I am a proud owner of a 4-bedroom bungalow in Ibadan. The building of that house was handled by a builder. By reading through a few blog posts and especially the Nairaland Property section, I was able to negotiate costs and quality. My brother @muyesky supplied the superb iron doors for that house.
Here I am, starting a two bedroom bungalow also in Ibadan. I have decided to handle this project solely by myself. Did I add that I am a son of a builder too, and have participated in a few constructions?, and that constant reading of @spyder880, @mufutau55, and a host of others has imbued me with the confidence to handle this project by myself.
First things, the land is on a high plateau (imagine we've dug 33 feet of well and no water in sight).
The design is a two bedroom en-suite, one kitchen, one living room, and a visitor's toilet.
Right now, we have completed the German floor. While this shall be my diary, I am open to your advice and suggestions on how to make it better.
In the next post, I hope to update what we have done so far and how much we have spent.

Following

Twag:
I am a proud owner of a 4-bedroom bungalow in Ibadan. The building of that house was handled by a builder. By reading through a few blog posts and especially the Nairaland Property section, I was able to negotiate costs and quality. My brother @muyesky supplied the superb iron doors for that house.
Here I am, starting a two bedroom bungalow also in Ibadan. I have decided to handle this project solely by myself. Did I add that I am a son of a builder too, and have participated in a few constructions?, and that constant reading of @spyder880, @mufutau55, and a host of others has imbued me with the confidence to handle this project by myself.
First things, the land is on a high plateau (imagine we've dug 33 feet of well and no water in sight).
The design is a two bedroom en-suite, one kitchen, one living room, and a visitor's toilet.
Right now, we have completed the German floor. While this shall be my diary, I am open to your advice and suggestions on how to make it better.
In the next post, I hope to update what we have done so far and how much we have spent.

Following keenly

Jokerman:
Everyone knows madrid cant win the league again after losing at d bernabeu to Altetico... wat do u fink has been dea problems ds season? As a fan.. I ve picked ds points. .
1. Ronaldo's dip in form this season
2. Lack of quality players
3. Coach problems
4. Bale's many injuries ( imagine buying a fone of 100k, and it keeps getting faulty)
5. James misbuy...
6. Madrid board....
Wat else do u fink are d problems?? contributions please...

None of the above, the only problem we have is Our club President F. Perez who has for years makes Madrid unstable by constantly changing coaches.

On James issue, James wasn't a miss buy, changing of coaches is affecting him badly. Google to check his goals and assists in his first season that will prove he is not a miss buy. I am not you watch lots of Real Madrid, if you do then you won't say James is a miss-buy.

Hala Madrid.

Mr man shey you forgot to take your drug today or you feel like having an holiday at your second home which is Yaba Left.

In pastor Chris voice "receive sense in Jesus name"

prettythicksme:
Pervert!!

Do you have a flat chest? Why front?

I don't mean to hurt anyone, I just comment for fun.

Cheers

All I see in the picture is a Side Chick material.

What is funny about girls like this is that they want men to respect, I guess they don't know that all what to be respected is already put to shame, like one Yoruba proverb says "ohun ta ba bo lo Ni Yi" (It is thing that is kept secretly that looks precious)

Chaii, the photographer na bad guy.

See the guy microphone don vex.

Na dis kind female athlete me I like to see no be all those flat chested ones.

See Orange!!!

Hmmm!!! This lesson of this post is that where your wealth reach na him another man own start.

Can this man compare himself to Bill Gates?

Even cats self dey fear rats.

Op you are totally wrong, they both needs each other.

When one hear the name Psqure what comes to ones mind is their music and the dance steps.

Mind Psquare music isn't so much fascinating but the dance makes it perfect.

#LeaveThemAlone.

oglalasioux:
Good suggestions. Why won't the three churches you mentioned come together in the love of Christ and form one church? Because they will be on each other's juggler over money before long like the Assemblies of God church drama. By the way is it not Lord's Chosen accused of fake miracles? Is it not Deeper Life that asked their people not to use TV but the children of G.O are partying in USA? Is it not Living Faith that built mega universities with tax I mean tithe payers money but their children can't afford it?

You just nailed it my brother

CutieBobo:
so Nostalgic

Source: (http://www.adelove.com/this-amazing-yoruba-alawiye/)

Chaii, I remembered the book..Hmmm Good old days.

tunaguy:
how God take save me?

Me I for slap for u, me think you go say mumu thing about God.

Na me I dey strong face,kwoi!!!

macho44:
On Behalf of The National Publicity Secretary of the above mentioned association and with the constitutional powers vested upon thy humble self as the "PRO" of the said association, I have been mandated to publish this publication to all esteemed members of the association, please read very carefully and apply wisdom, Thou shall not allow the daughters of "EVE" deceive thee with fake promises of "Undiluted Affection".

Dear Esteemed,
Nigerian Single Men, you have been single since time immemorial and suddenly out of the blues, 2 days to Valentine's day, you "FALL" in love.
Be wise brothers! for the devil is only trying to mess around with your BANK ACCOUNT.
Signed by.
Your Esteemed Comrade.
www.adielem.com

I have informed my girlfriends that I have just been diagnosed of Val-phobia and the doctor told be I will be admitted with immediate effect. I will be discharge on 15th February.

Abeg, shey Bros J dey nack Ni?

The girl needs a deliverance slap..

tunaguy:
OK before una start too they blast me i came across this site godisimaginary.com ... I wanted you guys to check it out and share your opinions on the website?

Mehn, God save you....I for....ehn, make I know talk

tunaguy:
OK before una start too they blast me i came across this site godisimaginary.com ... I wanted you guys to check it out and share your opinions on the website?

Mehn, God save....I for....ehn, make I know talk >

People have been using lots of soaps, body cream (lotions or moisturizer), shampoos, etc. without knowing the long time implications. I think this post can help nairalanders. Below are the list of ingredients one should watch out for when buying toiletries.

Ingredients to Avoid

[b][/b]Prefixes Ethyl, Methyl, Butyl or Propyl
What It Is: Parabens
Health Risks: Endocrine disrupters that mimic estrogen; linked to weight gain and breast cancer
Found In: Lotions and shampoos

Fragrance, DEHP, DHP, DBP 5, Dibutyl Phthalate
What It Is: Phthalates
Health Risks: Sperm damage, infertility
Found In: Nail polish, shampoo, deodorant, lotion

Dyes: Blue 1, Green 3, Yellow 5 & 6, Red 33
What It Is: Coal tar
Health Risks: Carcinogenic
Found In: Hair color, medicated shampoos

Triclosan, Chloro, Phenol, Irgasan
What It Is: Triclosan
Health Risks: Endocrine and thyroid disrupter; promotes antibiotic-resistant bacteria; bioaccumulates in the body
Found In: Antibacterial soap, shampoo, facial cleanser, toothpaste, deodorant

3-(4-methylbenzylidene)-camphor (4-MBC), octyl-methoxycinnamate (OMC), octyl-dimethyl-PABA (OD-PABA), bexophenome-3 (Bp-3), homosalate (HMS)
What It Is: Sunscreen chemicals
Health Risks: Estrogenic activity; enhances the potential for pesticides to penetrate the skin
Found In: Sunscreens

Polyethylene glycol (PEG, PPG, Cocoate), propylene glycol, polyoxyethylene, polyethoxyethylene, polyethoxyethylene mineral oil
What It Is: Petroleum byproducts
Health Risks: Carcinogen; liver and kidney effects
Found In: Lotions

Petrolatum
What It Is: Derivative of petroleum
Health Risks: Endocrine disrupter; carcinogen
Found In: Lotions

Lead acetate, thimerosal, mercurius solubilis, mercurius sublimates, mercurius corrosives, mercuric chloride
What It Is: Lead and mercury
Health Risks: Found in higher levels in women with breast cancer; neurotoxin
Found In: Hair color, wound treatments, artificial tears

Isobutene
What It Is: Propellant made from petroleum processing
Health Risks: Carcinogen
Found In: Moisturizer, shaving cream, foot spray, breath freshener

Placenta
What It Is: Placenta, placental enzymes, placental extract
Health Risks: Filled with hormones that upset your own balance and increase estrogen
Found In: Skin and hair conditioner

Hydroquinone
What It Is: Hydroquinone
Health Risks: Can cause a skin disease called ochronosis
Found In: Skin whitener

Nano zinc oxide <>
What It Is: Nanoparticles
Health Risks: The safety of nanoparticles has not been tested, but they can cross the blood/brain barrier and move along nerves.
Found In: Sunscreens, lotions


A year studying sustainability in Sweden prompted Kelly Lerner and Alli Kingfisher to revamp their personal-care products. The more they find out about the effects of toxic ingredients, the more they read labels and change what they buy.

Cc: Lalastica, ishilove

Top 3 Men Lie.

1. "Baby, I can die for you"
- make the guy hear gunshot, he go run forget the girl

2. "I hate double dating"
- Na true, only be say na triple dating him dey do.

3. "Baby, you are the only thing I need in my life"
- If them tell the guy say make him leave him girlfriend for 2 million dollars, na sharp sharp him go leave the girl.

Top 3 Women Lie
1. "I Love my virginity because my ex boyfriend rape in his room"
- Ehm, Aunty wetin you dey find for him on top him bed?

2. "Money is not Love"
- But the dream husband na rich man.

3. "Am still a virgin"
- Chaiii Jeeesssusss!! After wey Emeka, Tony, Adam even Denrele don enter your forest come out.

For all this lies...There is God oo.