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[s][quote author= post=90498748]Here is your reply from a very wise Nairalander........






Survival of the fittest loading.
He who has ears should listen.
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[s][quote author= post=90498771]Comedians everywhere!![/quote][/s]

[s][quote author= post=90498848]Hmmm, this is deep!
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[s][quote author= post=90498863]True....
This reminds us of the satire below after the announcement by PMB about the relaxation of the LOCKDOWN....

Our Darling Daddy last speech was like,
to us, was like ….… ok ok ok,
Sebi you people are tired of keeping safe at home,
Alright alright.

I release you all to go and die if you wish to die.
By 4th of May your desire to die is granted to you.
Just give me one more week to make you stay alive.
By 4th of May you are free to go out and die,
your dying can be possible between 8am to 6pm.
If you escape death within those hours then you can still enjoy my arms of love, to keep you safe between hours 8pm to 6am.

But I remain steadfast in keeping your children alive.
So schools remain shut down.

I will also be blameless before God and man,
so all churches mosques night clubs weddings birthday parties etc, remain shut down till further notice.

No beer joints or amala or isi-ewu or Barbecue or Suya spots or joints shall entertain sitting, buy ur food as take away and waka, if you like sit down and drink,
virus lives on surfaces of tables at least between 2 and 4 days,
so you can sit and eat and drink on table surfaces at joints or restaurant.

Sebi you have superpowers…Tooooorrhhhh.
I will still be merciful unto you,
So not all businesses will open.

I had thought Kano will learn from Lagos, Abuja and Ogun lockdown,
I never knew they were so dumb,
Henceforth let me save their lives they are thereby shut down for 2 weeks, they have died stupidly enough,
washing infected hands and drinking the water,
such foolery in quantum measure!

So your staying locked down is now your personal choice.
I have tried my best.
You have all the rights to continue to work from home stock your home with food drinks and toiletries and remain locked down personally.
I have removed my hands from saving you.

If you wish you can lock down your family and only you will go out and get them daily bread and know that it’s only you out there while your wife and children are safe and locked down.
It is your choice.

If you like dont take absolute care when out there.
If you like bring the virus home to your family.
It is your choice.
The people I sent to give you money food and palliative, they swallowed some of it.
I can't come and kill my self.
I have tried, a father has many children, amongst them you have the Esaus and the Jacob’s,
You have the Judas and the Peters.

It also comes to a time in the life of a father,
he tells all his children both good and bad, that this is how much I can be of help.
I have tried ,
you are of age to know what to do.

If you like choose death and go out any how,
If you like choose life and continue to stay home.
Dont think I am happy releasing you by May 4th.
You all have tied my hands ….plus those who ate and swallowed your palliative and those who have been cursing me that i locked you up because I hate you…Toooorhh you are now free to go out If you like,
Don’t wear mask always,
Don’t wash your hands every 20 minutes.
Continue to shake hands and hug people you have missed during the lockdown.
Continue to receive yeye visitors in your home especially those of you with underlined health conditions and aged parents.
Don’t take sanitizers with you when going out.
Don’t use bleach to clean surfaces.
Don’t do social distancing.
Sebi virus is virus.
During HIV and AIDS we still have many of you who damn consequences and do have sex without condoms.
So who am I to force you to use face mask?
If you choose to die by May 4th.
I release you to go and do whatever you want to yourself,
But as for me, my house hold and for all sane Nigerians, (and for all of us @[/color]), we shall choose to live.

We Rise!!


Awwww, all of us @[color=#006600] love you too!
Hugs and [/quote][/s]

[s][quote author= post=90500754]Yes, you can.
And that is what you need to do right NOW!

This is a perfect example of Gross Negligence.[/quote][/s]

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dem don achieve what no one in your family go ever achieve in life. even with your fraud money. see dis boy being proud of being a 419. no wonder dey don't like dem MANNA, she dey always grill dem balls daily. shameless fraudsters hating on hardworking Nigerians. e dey call himself gee, gee of fraudsters

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Officialgarri:
fBI shouldn't send him to Nigeria. He should be tried over there. If he's not guilty, may he walk free, but if he is... tor....

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Eriggs:
Akpanmufuul must carry him stupid TRIBALISM matter enter all thread for nairaland. no wonder u r a proud militant posing with illegal guns online.
Invictus that duped thousands of people running into BILLIONS is also an Afonja abi? Invictus ur broda even has a nairaland account here in his early days.
Condemn crime and stop Tribalising everything akapamunfuul, it only makes you sound unintelligent, well who says you are not

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[s][quote author= post=90500658]You no get job since 2003 and you say Buhari is your problem in life and you turned to fraud innocent people.
Shamelessness@itsPeak!
Kontinue...
one day na one day for ur egungun and the Express way...[/quote][/s]

[s][quote author= post=90500564]Lazy Youths Role Models in life....[/quote][/s]

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don't mind the boy and his wilson friend. na dem role model dem arrest so. lazy youths

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[s][quote author= post=90498921]So all his friends and followers are blocking and unfollowing him already.

#InsideLife.

Nothing like working legit to make your money with peace of mind.....it gives you inner peace.

Hush[/quote][/s]

[s][quote author= post=90498955]CRIME DOESN'T PAY. [/quote][/s]

[s][quote author= post=90499000]So dem no dey arrest person for Dubai?

U better hush right dia! (No puns intended) [/quote][/s]

[s][quote author= post=90499012]Rule 2 to be successful in life : Ignore miserable and frustrated people who have nothing going on for them in life due to their personal foolishness.

@topic, CRIME DOESN'T PAY. [/quote][/s]

[s][quote author= post=90499108]They will place you on top grilling machine like barbecue?!
That strikes a chord![/quote][/s]

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Topsic70:
Psychiatrists in d house: what's d proper scientific term we give a psychotic person who sues u for having d effontry to return his own slap with a slap?

Uwazurike nwanne, what sayest thou biko?

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[s][quote author= post=90498644]Unfortunaltely,
this young girl has one of the most stupid women in the world for a mother.
The bottles of alcohol part, make it worse!!
Shame![/quote][/s]

[s][quote author= post=90498680]17 kids?!

She try no be small......[/quote][/s]

[s][quote author= post=90499122]True......
Failure is truly an orphan![/quote][/s]

[s][quote author= post=90499155]CRIME DOESN'T PAY[/quote][/s]

[s][quote author= post=90499182]So all his friends and followers are blocking and unfollowing him already.

#InsideLife.

Nothing like working legit to make your money with peace of mind.....it gives you inner peace.

Hush

True......
Failure is truly an orphan![/quote][/s]

[s][quote author= post=90500539]Goodluck Edolites......[/quote][/s]

[s][quote author= post=90501131]The blacker, The Berry.

#Cute[/quote][/s]

[s][quote author= post=90501167]Good for him....
We wish him well for the future...[/quote][/s]

[s][quote author= post=90501193]We will all be looking forward to read about some of his innovations in Nigeria and across the globe.
If that is not asking for too much about knowing more about him.
We believe it will encourage some of his fellow youths.......[/quote][/s]

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MinorityOpinion:
Igbos Massacre of Hausas in Asaba

During the Biafran invasion in August of 1967, some soldiers had paused to kill northerners who lived in the Hausa Quarter of Asaba; this in apparent revenge for the aforementioned anti-Igbo attacks in the Northern Region. And in other parts of the temporarily conquered Mid-West, non-Igbos were subjected to torture, imprisonment and death on suspicion of having sympathy for the Federal cause. Rape, extortion and seizure of property were common.

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MinorityOpinion:
An example of abuses against Biafran minorities concerns that of the Ikun people, who were suspected of collaboration. This led to detentions, looting and raping by Biafran troops in Ikunland. Many males were rounded up and ‘disappeared’, while others were shot to death.

The Ikun are minuscule in numbers and the Biafran felt particularly threatened by the larger ethnic groups from Calabar, Ogoja and Rivers provinces where the pre-war agitation for states of their own to be carved out of the Eastern Region had been particularly strong.

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MinorityOpinion:
You see silly logic, no body should talk because it's Biafra? That was how you were all defending rape in the morning because its from Anambra, change!!!

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