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Literature / Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by YellowMosquito(m): 3:48pm On Feb 14, 2013
Mazi_Omenuko:

Huhh A hundred of your kind can't drain the blood in my least finger. I've seen 99 of Redmoss, aint scared of a yellow-moss!

#...Mortein...#

Haba mana... You want to faisa me till thy kingdom come? Don't you know we have developed oxygen masks that makes us not to inhale any of those dirty fumes.......

By the way I'm placing a wager on that guy's head, he's gonna beat you in your game

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Detection Club by YellowMosquito(m): 2:56pm On Feb 14, 2013
Oahray: right... *snoring away*

You know, this dude has this kind of great dislike for me from the on-set. Come, dem send you come my side
Literature / Re: Nairaland Detection Club by YellowMosquito(m): 2:55pm On Feb 14, 2013
Rap maestro: ha! Reminds me dat d world of Nokia z no more... *#Rushes 2 d nearest BB shop,buy bread and blueband..complimented with a Basket-ball.. ALL NA BB #*

True talk grin grin
Literature / Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by YellowMosquito(m): 2:53pm On Feb 14, 2013
Finally Mazi I got you grin grin grin
Literature / Re: Nairaland Detection Club by YellowMosquito(m): 1:07pm On Feb 14, 2013
Damex333: At least u saw it b4 writing error, mine is writin NOT FOUND

Hahahahahahaa
Literature / Re: Nairaland Detection Club by YellowMosquito(m): 1:07pm On Feb 14, 2013
Rap maestro: ur own still download nah...my own na ERROR

Thought much... Make I go warn her angry angry angry
Literature / Re: Nairaland Detection Club by YellowMosquito(m): 1:06pm On Feb 14, 2013
Oahray: with his '*dodges slap*' and '*dodges knock*' post, its obviously him. Never been so sure. No one can copy another person's style and mannerism that perfectly unless he is so obsessed and worships him. I know one person that might like us to think so and he is a mosquito alright.

Nna, you are so wrong here but hang on, one day the truth will surface
Literature / Re: Nairaland Detection Club by YellowMosquito(m): 12:56pm On Feb 14, 2013
Ishilove:
"Look me in the middle of my eye and gimme some WOW love". cheesy

You know I tried listening to it but it was just 179kb, my player refused playing it

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Detection Club by YellowMosquito(m): 12:53pm On Feb 14, 2013
Ishilove:
Your signature... shocked shocked shocked

You badly need Jesus. shocked sad

Nothing like saying the truth baby... Was a harrowing experience, I used oxygen mask the next time I tried the feat.... grin grin grin

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Detection Club by YellowMosquito(m): 11:39am On Feb 14, 2013
GEJ steps out to make a public speech and
pauses when he sees the strange look on d
audience faces.

GEJ; (whispering to Abati) why
are they all looking at me like that..??

Abati: Its a strange day Sir., the Pope resigned suddenly and Keshi suddenly resigned.
GEJ: so what has that got to do with me.. Is
that why they are staring at me..??

Abati: they are hoping sir......just
hoping.......maybe.....

No be me say am o, I just heard it grin grin grin grin grin

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Science/Technology / Re: New Tattoo Calls For Help When You Are Sick by YellowMosquito(m): 11:22am On Feb 14, 2013
St.Ola:


How are you different from the Hausa/Fulani cavemen who consider polio vaccine a vast international conspiracy to sterilize their women?

Your type had religious lamentations about the internet, e-commerce, unitary currency unit etc, services you obviously enjoy now.

Factual enough, science and technological progress has never begged for a disciple, you'll run after it when others are light-years ahead of you in reaping the benefits.

Two words....

EAT SHIT
Foreign Affairs / Re: Pistorious Arrested For Shooting Girlfriend Dead by YellowMosquito(m): 11:20am On Feb 14, 2013
I wanted to contribute something but I lack the words so I'm just gonna shake my head and look for something worthwhile to read on NL....

By the way, that was how that Nigerian Basketballer was mistaken for a thief too angry angry angry
Literature / Re: Nairaland Detection Club by YellowMosquito(m): 11:15am On Feb 14, 2013
Damex333: And wat does d crazy mosquito do,cos i heard he is very crazy.

I've tried contacting him but seems to be having some kinda problem... But to tell you about black mosquitoes for real, men, just pray you wife is closeby when you get bitten by one grin grin
Literature / Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by YellowMosquito(m): 11:14am On Feb 14, 2013
**Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnssssssssss**

To be sincere, I just did as it occured to me to use that in telling you guys good morning and it was this long grin grin grin
Literature / Re: Nairaland Detection Club by YellowMosquito(m): 11:12am On Feb 14, 2013
Ishilove:
Mba, no be for this thread. angry

*singing*

"Holy, holy, holy,

Lord God almighty

Early in the morning

My song shall arise to Thee..."

I bow for you o.... Alright, Mazi, Ishi finally has agreed to be your Val but in a holy way grin grin grin
Literature / Re: Nairaland Detection Club by YellowMosquito(m): 11:12am On Feb 14, 2013
Mazi_Omenuko:

Ermmm...can I join in this discussion? This is my specialty, I just submitted my thesis for a PhD work on it...


You can go ahead boss since Ishi seems to have something for you wink wink wink
Literature / Re: Nairaland Detection Club by YellowMosquito(m): 10:28am On Feb 14, 2013
Ishilove:
I thank God that there's nothing in my body that can stand for those on end, unlike you. So may you be bitten by TWO black mosquitoes. angry

Remember its Val, and did I tell you those bites are quite harmless grin grin grin
Literature / Re: Nairaland Detection Club by YellowMosquito(m): 10:18am On Feb 14, 2013
Ishilove:
Back to sender! angry

I had you in mind when I wrote that, in fact na Black Mosquito go bite you angry angry angry
Literature / Re: Nairaland Detection Club by YellowMosquito(m): 10:17am On Feb 14, 2013
brokoto: what instrument

You remember that stuff that dangles between human legs and ranges in size? That's an instrument you can't do without, ask them Eunuchs grin grin grin
Literature / Re: Nairaland Detection Club by YellowMosquito(m): 9:56am On Feb 14, 2013
brokoto: sorry, the mosquitos here are quite numerous and its quite difficult to keep track of all of you. I heard there's now a black one... kiss

Black shocked shocked shocked.... Make sure you don't get bitten by one of them blacks, so dangerous that the can keep your instrument at attention for days grin grin grin
Literature / Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by YellowMosquito(m): 9:38am On Feb 14, 2013
Mystic.... grin grin grin
Literature / Re: Nairaland Detection Club by YellowMosquito(m): 9:35am On Feb 14, 2013
How come nobody noticed I went missing in action. In fact, make all of una catch malaria this night angry angry angry
Literature / Re: Nairaland Detection Club by YellowMosquito(m): 5:39pm On Feb 12, 2013
Larry-Sun:
You guys (Brokoto and Efe) are giving me cardiac arrest. Why is it that anytime I try to solve one problem another one springs up? I'm getting tired.

Leave them alone jor angry angry angry
Literature / Re: Nairaland Detection Club by YellowMosquito(m): 5:39pm On Feb 12, 2013
Efemena_xy: ^^ Like your opinion counts for jackshit? Really??

Mtcheew.

What's wrong with you undecided undecided undecided
Literature / Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by YellowMosquito(m): 5:29pm On Feb 12, 2013
Larry-Sun:

No wonder I don't get on well with female mosquitoes.

I have read meaning into this statement of yours and I will make sure WHYTE also understands grin grin grin


Larry-Sun:

I never regarded you as my enemy. Show me where I've shared vile utterances with you. I'm above that.
Literature / Re: Nairaland Detection Club by YellowMosquito(m): 5:27pm On Feb 12, 2013
Mynd_44: **unfollowing**

Who cares grin grin grin

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Literature / Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by YellowMosquito(m): 5:26pm On Feb 12, 2013
Mynd_44: **Unfollowing**

Who cares grin grin grin
Literature / Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by YellowMosquito(m): 5:26pm On Feb 12, 2013
Larry-Sun:

You need to change your signature, it's gross!

After all this years you finally saw my signature.... Well, let me come up with something more creative grin grin grin
Literature / Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by YellowMosquito(m): 5:25pm On Feb 12, 2013
Larry-Sun:

Anything wrong with that? Aren't you my friend?

Have you heard of Male Mosquitoes biting and spreading malaria? You know who the culprit is na, not me and not Red-Mosquito grin grin grin

**Buzzes away as he sights Whyte Mosquito coming** grin grin grin
Literature / Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by YellowMosquito(m): 5:22pm On Feb 12, 2013
Larry-Sun:

I never regarded you as my enemy. Show me where I've shared vile utterances with you. I'm above that.

Dude, you need to teach EFE how to respond to peoples comment, if not na war go dey rage on for here

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