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 Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by YellowMosquito(m): 5:21pm On Feb 12, 2013 |
white mosquito: Be my Val.Yeeeeeehhhhhhhh **Rubs eyes frantically** I no dey dream o.... I will say yes o.... It is a threat walai  |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Detection Club by YellowMosquito(m): 5:20pm On Feb 12, 2013 |
[quote author=Larry-Sun]I don't fancy you being a writer.[/quote]I was caught unawares too.... Men.... Walai, speechless |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by YellowMosquito(m): 5:18pm On Feb 12, 2013 |
white mosquito: Larry? Wer frnds? Dint know na. U dint accept my handshake so i assumed wer stil on silent treatment.*dancing atilogun* larry is my frnd o. Iya iya o!Are you stalking me?  |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by YellowMosquito(m): 5:18pm On Feb 12, 2013 |
[quote author=Larry-Sun]Eze, Paradox is fine, I was planning to update on Sunday but malaria disallowed. I guess that's what happen when you become friend with too many mosquitoes.[/quote]I saw that oooooooo  |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by YellowMosquito(m): 5:16pm On Feb 12, 2013 |
white mosquito: Eya. Pele dear....... Hav u wished me happy bday?Wait o.... Baby, I was preparing something special... I hope you like it  [b]CHILD OF DESTINY Legend foretold, myths affirmed Time tickling tackling away Souls in an endless traffic to reach paradise Down streaming in a hypnotized state Young beautiful ones float on air Borne on the strongest shoulders of angels Shushing their cries and giving them reasons to smile Empire state of mind…. Beauty so divine…. Claded and looking beautiful… Fully prepared….. Storm gathering, the wind howling sorrowfully… Angels on march raising the flag high…. It’s her, a princess and valued among heavenly kids…. To be named and reckoned with here on earth….. Crack!!! The thunder sends bolts of lightning flashes Cutting the sky zig-zagly…. The first of the rains drop….. In the looming forest a cry is heard….. A piercing scream of a woman in labour….. Battling the bed spread and trying to be strong….. As the rain grew stronger a cry is heard….. Strong and full of energy…. Yet so tender and touching to the heart….. It is the cry of life…. The joy of living….. There is laughter everywhere….. But heaven wept….. Its most cherish possession has gone…. Right to the arms of the most caring mother…. Lucky is the father of the child….. Luckier still are those who came to know her many years later….. I stand as the luckiest of them[/b] all HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHYTE MOSQUITO MANY YEARS OF BLESSING AND LIGHT TO COME….. IT’S YOUR DAY AND I’M MOST HONOURED TO KNOW YOU REMAIN BLESSED!!! |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Detection Club by YellowMosquito(m): 5:12pm On Feb 12, 2013 |
white mosquito: Put my name! Put my name! Put my name! * jumping up and down like a mating chihuahua* i want to be famous! Yellow, ya crazy o**Dodges the abuse with style, grabs her waist and buries lips in his** I forgive you |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Detection Club by YellowMosquito(m): 5:11pm On Feb 12, 2013 |
[quote author=Efemena_xy]*** Ignores the character above her ***[/quote]See, you fall my hand with this reply... E no mature at all |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Detection Club by YellowMosquito(m): 4:22pm On Feb 12, 2013 |
[quote author=Efemena_xy]I've already stated that I do not appreciate seeing my name used in the story. There are lots of other names in the world to pick from. Kindly edit your work and make the necessary adjustments in taking my name out. Thank You. See response above. Yes I did take it personally and I still take it personally. I don't care if it wasn't intentional. What I do care about is seeing my name taken out of his story. As long as my name remains in there, then you lot should consider my participation in this write-up withdrawn. I WANT MY NAME OFF THAT STORY. SHIKENA!![/quote]Abegi... Make we hear word jor. You should be happy your name is being used in the story **Dodges blow** Some people are begging for theirs... **Dodges slap** To be included.. **Dodges cutlass** You should be happy that... **Dodges bullets, bombs, nuclear warhead... Runs for dear life** Disclaimer All the above statements are jokes o, do not carry it to heart, by the way, why don't you just chill with your name there, if it is edited out, the tale will lose its originality... **Falls dead, Efe standing on his head with Mortein** |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by YellowMosquito(m): 11:05am On Feb 12, 2013 |
white mosquito: You wil soon feel the heat if u dont go and update dat thread. Abi u sef pack enter hostel ni?Nope, (chinko english) no hostel my dear, just working my bu.tt off  |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Detection Club by YellowMosquito(m): 10:45am On Feb 12, 2013 |
Redmosquito: [b]Na pass I dey pass o |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by YellowMosquito(m): 10:25am On Feb 12, 2013 |
white mosquito: Haba, yellow but u know I dont fight.... In the spirit of sportsmanship, if a fight comes, i wouldn want to disappoint. Lolz.........i dont take half of the things I say to hrt, wish oda ppl wud too.Thought much cos the fire coming out from your mouth is enough to burn a whole city down |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by YellowMosquito(m): 8:09am On Feb 12, 2013 |
white mosquito: Abi o.Fighting again abi.... |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Detection Club by YellowMosquito(m): 8:07am On Feb 12, 2013 |
**Buzzes into thread to meet many people fighting** Make una kill una self jor, but leave Whyte Mosquito for me |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Detection Club by YellowMosquito(m): 8:10pm On Feb 11, 2013 |
maclatunji: Larry-Sun, make your writing simple. Yes, you are trying to be descreptive but you are overdoing it. The part of 'like a mating chihuahua' was just gross. Find a more**Looks round to confirm it was the right section** Na joke o..... But true talk sha |
| Science/Technology › Re: New Tattoo Calls For Help When You Are Sick by YellowMosquito(m): 6:23pm On Feb 11, 2013 |
iamswizz: u are truly an ignoramusI'm closing the case here. I'm a law abiding citizen |
| Science/Technology › Re: New Tattoo Calls For Help When You Are Sick by YellowMosquito(m): 6:17pm On Feb 11, 2013 |
iamswizz: answer na . I dont knowNo effing way  |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Detection Club by YellowMosquito(m): 6:15pm On Feb 11, 2013 |
HumbledbYGrace: yes you read it right. Its in black and whiteTalk to me... Why are you backing out? |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by YellowMosquito(m): 6:09pm On Feb 11, 2013 |
HumbledbYGrace: that's very goodOwk, you were told not to expose personalities because of ma post.... |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Detection Club by YellowMosquito(m): 6:07pm On Feb 11, 2013 |
HumbledbYGrace: Larry Sun would you please remove my name in the list? I don't think I can do this, maybe I should just pull my chair and join the readers club.Did I read that right? Hey, you are about betraying the trust put on you  |
| Science/Technology › Re: New Tattoo Calls For Help When You Are Sick by YellowMosquito(m): 6:04pm On Feb 11, 2013 |
iamswizz: track who exactly?You know the next stuff I'm going to write you cr.azy mind bug |
| Science/Technology › Re: New Tattoo Calls For Help When You Are Sick by YellowMosquito(m): 5:58pm On Feb 11, 2013 |
iamswizz: see this Ignoramus\ Mr. Enlightened.... Now tell me, if that stuff can call for help, will it not also act as a tracking device given the fact that it is embedded in your bloody skin. Next time you call me ignoramus, I will shove my leg and bury my booth right in your crazy ar.se 7 Likes |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by YellowMosquito(m): 5:56pm On Feb 11, 2013 |
HumbledbYGrace: Neither is Mynd 44Now I think I'm beginning to suspect you. |
| Politics › Big Men Also Shit ---- Stark Reality by YellowMosquito(op): 5:55pm On Feb 11, 2013 |
[b]It came as a surprise to me, when I finally realized that rich people also shit, urinate and mess. I couldn't believe it! All along I had thought that my president - IBB, whom I had been watching on national tv for quite a number of years, was too gallant and poise in his demeanor to be subject to such a mockery as to excrete or even to silently pollute the air. I recall pushing, pressing and almost delivering in the toilet after eating bread without tea, when the subject which I now share with you today, crossed my mind. "Why do rich people excrete? It just doesn't make sense." I often pondered within the four walls of my bedroom. If I had money, I would stop myself from shitting and polluting, I never liked the smell of either. And polluting in public, could be embarrassing. So I arrived fresh as a newbie in Jss 1, and with my writers mind which was then gathering all the memories I now refer to as "A Journal", I began jotting this down a month after : "Dear Diary, I do not understand the school I am in. Today my colleagues and I were asked to sweep with our hands. I swept shit in the process. We have brooms but we keep using our hands to sweep. Is that what our hands were created for? Bullshit!" Bruised with the trauma of this "shitting enigma". I vowed never to send my kids to a military school. I therefore headlined the cover of my journal booklet as - SHIT! Couldn't a day go by without me having to touch something this stupid and retarded(forgive me for personifying shit as though it were a living thing). Then came America. I believed every white person was american and so far as you had the accent, you were American and would never....shit(u guessed right). In conclusion, I guess you probably cant count how many times I used the "P" word (I know the whatever is gonna change this stuff ) in this piece (Kinda reminds you of Al pacino and the f word in The Godfather) So, I guess what I'm trying to say is, if I could go back in time, I'd educate my self more on the science of Man and the shitting dichotomy(sorry I said *shit* again) I just said it again *snapping my forehead*.Culled from Michael Ogah[/b] |
| Science/Technology › Re: New Tattoo Calls For Help When You Are Sick by YellowMosquito(m): 5:49pm On Feb 11, 2013 |
FXKing2012: This is a microchip being given a different name to deceive people; this is the mark of the beast as prophesied in the Bible, pls run run run from it. This is end-time sign, wish my people would be wise enough to see the real aim.I just wanted to say that too when I saw the topic without going through the post but with the post and picture glaring fully at me... Well, Minion and Hades can go to hell but the fact remains that this tattoo aint ordinary. Fvcking mark of the beast I tell ya. Make them keep their invention to theirselves. Bloody a.rseholes 1 Like |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Detection Club by YellowMosquito(m): 5:15pm On Feb 11, 2013 |
Oahray: Yeah right! As if they are mosquitoes for real. If it looks, walks and barks like a dog, is it a cat?That does not make me him abi. Reminds me when I had a tough time explaining to people, its a secret I will like to keep with me for a very long time until I add my own contribution and I'm kinda sure it will be at the end of the tale but before then, lemme go have a peek there  |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Detection Club by YellowMosquito(m): 2:11pm On Feb 11, 2013 |
Rap maestro: nooo.. Lucan qo chanqe 2 mosquito...Hahahahahaha Says who... You seem not to have figured out the person behind this moniker abi |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by YellowMosquito(m): 1:56pm On Feb 11, 2013 |
HumbledbYGrace: There is no Moss in them picturesThat's called "cheating" o, because you already gave us the mental picture and now you are taking that away from us. In fact, I am sticking to what you already told me |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Detection Club by YellowMosquito(m): 1:54pm On Feb 11, 2013 |
[quote author=Larry-Sun]Okay, I shall include your name.[/quote]**Dancing Azonto** |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Detection Club by YellowMosquito(m): 1:20pm On Feb 11, 2013 |
[quote author=Larry-Sun]You wanna join in?[/quote]Yup... I think so... I will join |
