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Literature / Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by YellowMosquito(m): 12:44pm On Feb 08, 2013 |
Redmosquito: Yello moss too is not me! He is not! If I want to open a new moniker I wont use a moss, even if I do I will let some peeps know! Uj sizzle is one of my closeset pals offline, she can just message me and I'll confess to her, after she sends me her swimsuit pics of course! I wanted to pass by until I saw this.... Wait o.... Why are people confusing mw with this dude. I can firmly say he is not White, Neither is he me. He is the African Nerd while I am someone different |
Romance / Re: The Mr Valentine Challenge (shortlist) by YellowMosquito(m): 12:11pm On Feb 08, 2013 |
DEDICATED TO WHITE MOSQUITO Passions of love and life Speaks of death and strife My heart heavy and vile Goes down in hell's tide Emotions darker that Hades hide Runs through my vein with pride Falling in love with a smile While promising to run a thousand mile White Mosquito beckons to me My shyness the window doth flee I look into her eyes in glee Her charming smile so real Her lips potrays the word "sexy" While I watched like a "V" Mosquito my roaming angelic Your basking aura sacadellic Passions my head doth rain Love my heart doth gain Hatred my hand doth slain Roses now my domain Forever cloaked in fame Of a wild love now tame We are one and same Mosquito love forever proclaim |
Romance / Re: The Mr Valentine Challenge (shortlist) by YellowMosquito(m): 12:10pm On Feb 08, 2013 |
I know I'm not qualified for the draw but I will still like to dedicate a poem to someone special. |
Sports / Re: Dbanj To Perform At The Closing Of AFCON 2013 by YellowMosquito(m): 12:07pm On Feb 08, 2013 |
OmolodMilkman93: mosquitoes dem don too plenty for nairaland Judging by your moniker, are you by chance Don Jazzy, the Loya milkman 2 Likes |
Sports / Re: Dbanj To Perform At The Closing Of AFCON 2013 by YellowMosquito(m): 11:43am On Feb 08, 2013 |
Hades: Nigeria seems to have dominated here o Minion: My lord, are you surprised? Nigerian know how to come out of difficult situations shining Hades: Are you by chance Nigeria Minion: My lord, na you talk am o Black Prince: I hope it will bring the price of garri down **Minion chases Black Prince out** 3 Likes |
Literature / Re: Mosquito Palaver (legend Of The Nerd) by YellowMosquito(m): 11:39am On Feb 08, 2013 |
Foxy_Rebirth: So you guys know that you are derailing my thread abi. Red-Mosquito, I've got my eyes on you |
Celebrities / Re: Lil Kim Before & After Plastic Surgery (Pictures) by YellowMosquito(m): 11:31am On Feb 08, 2013 |
When women tend to turn themselves into something else and at the end of the day complain that men are beasts, I just sit and wonder. I can't imagine a lady doing all these to herself when she is supposed to be thinking of the next thing to do with her life. Oyibo people and their way no go kill person 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Valentine Gifts You Wont Give To Your Girlfriend by YellowMosquito(m): 11:20am On Feb 08, 2013 |
The last time I checked, I helped a friend deliver a greeting card, na so the babe tear am carry am pour for my body, as she did that, the dude just entered with the gift basket that we had taken lots of time to bring up inside. Na so this babe kneel down begin beg o. I chop enough shocolate meant for my friend val but me no send o 7 Likes |
Literature / Re: Mosquito Palaver (legend Of The Nerd) by YellowMosquito(m): 11:14am On Feb 08, 2013 |
Redmosquito: And I just keep wondering why you will abandon such nice stuffs. You know that no matter how hard I try to copy you, it will never pay because I can only be the 2nd best instead of the best. But guy, I like as the anointing dey rub off on me |
Literature / Re: Mosquito Palaver (legend Of The Nerd) by YellowMosquito(m): 11:12am On Feb 08, 2013 |
white mosquito: Yellow moss and red moss are def one and d same prsn. How else wil he know everyones character on NL! D sexkicks part wil land u in trouble o. These mods cover ranks and defend dia selves o. Yellow write me into ur story na! Gimme a wicked part o! I don't think the Mods will do something like that, it is a write up I chosed to write for the fun of it. By the way, Red-Mosquito just denied me |
Sports / Re: Moses A Doubt For Sunday's Match - Keshi by YellowMosquito(m): 11:10am On Feb 08, 2013 |
chess guru: I know that dude, but you can't just stop me from expressing myself |
Literature / Re: Mosquito Palaver (legend Of The Nerd) by YellowMosquito(m): 11:08am On Feb 08, 2013 |
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Literature / Re: Mosquito Palaver (legend Of The Nerd) by YellowMosquito(m): 11:04am On Feb 08, 2013 |
Foxy_Rebirth: Nice story here.... Influx of Mosquito community. I duff my cap for you sir. I keep wondering why people are confusing me with Red-Mosquito, please and please, I'm not him o, just me my self and us. By the way, I'm yellow |
Celebrities / Re: Mor Okonkwo, Fred Amata's Fiancee (Pictures) by YellowMosquito(m): 9:10am On Feb 08, 2013 |
I only saw the first picture before rushing to comment, please did I do wrong. **Laughing evilly** This dude dey enjoy 2 Likes |
Foreign Affairs / Re: The UK Legalises Same-Sex Marriage by YellowMosquito(m): 9:03am On Feb 08, 2013 |
Hades: Finally, I will have enough men with widend bottoms in my kingdom. Minion: Ah, your evilness, the ones we have are already causing havoc Hades: I know, but there is nothing as sweet as seeing so many males at the same time Black Prince: (Whimpers, using his hand to hide his anus) Minion: You see, they even raped their saviour, I might be next if their numbers increases 4 Likes
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Literature / Re: Mosquito Palaver (legend Of The Nerd) by YellowMosquito(m): 9:00am On Feb 08, 2013 |
They had invaded us that day their hormones raging, hoping to have all our female quitoes, their skin glowing under the sun and the wings they had on, one that we have never seen before. Even with all our plans, our female quitoes started acting strange, shaking their little bottoms in the air and using their hands to rub their chest. It looked more like what the crazy humans do when I pay a visit to harvest their blood in a stripping joint. Don’t get me wrong, I am really a curious insect and to be candid, it was disgusting. But here seeing our women do it to the new invaders who were still meters away got me so turned on that my p*nis started acting crazy giving me a sensation I had only felt when I had my first wet dream. Mosquitoes too have wet dreams, but this time it is not one on one but a Bleep. Powerful wet dreams you will wish never comes to an end. “Yellow, instead of you to think of a way of battling this insurgents you are here having an attention. Is this how you wish to rule your millions of children?” Red-Mosquito was by my side. I ignored him and continued watching the rare show that the female quitoes were putting on. I had known it to be of the opposite where the male quito do the dancing and the showing off of muscular arms. “Guy, you know this was not what we expected, or did you allow that sexually starved Born2fuck into the lab?” Red-Mosquito looked at me incredulously, like what the hell I was talking about. Everyone knows Born2fuck but then he is a hard working quito that bites lots of female humans and bring their oil filled blood home. How much I hate those bloods but Born2fuck cherishes them so much that he had introduced other male quitoes to it. “No, have you forgotten that Born2fuck is a businessquito. So forget about what you just thought of right now.” Red-Mosquito answered me. As the alien-quitoes came closer, they sighted the show the female quitoes were putting on and dashed for them without thinking. I grabbed my head and watched the unfolding scene before me, wondering how it would feel like going into extinction. These humans have devised lots of means to make sure they kill us off but this time they looked at the verge of succeeding. I shook my head and looked on. “Why are you guys looking as if your world just came to an end when the trumpet had not sounded” That was Mazi speaking. Mazi, the addict. What does he know about what is going on when I know he will definitely get his satisfaction elsewhere even if it means going to the moon. The humans don’t know that we discovered the moon before they did; our flags are just too small for them to see. We, great mosquitoes of Nigeria. “What do you know Mazi, this is the last straw. I will die with my proboscis buried deep into a human testis. They will feel my wrath; I will make them pay dearly for this.” That was Sexkillz speaking. Sexkillz and his way of talking. We have all gotten used to his sarcasm that it no longer annoys us. But imagine the coward that do not go out to reap food but wait for us to bring home food that he feeds from mainly without having to bury that talkative proboscis of his into a human flesh talking about dying while feeding. I looked at his albinoish frame but was surprised to see a hint of bravery in his eyes, or was it foolhardiness. Quitoes could be crazy sometimes I mused. “You better shut up there, you think you are in your palace where you can wield power the way you want abi? Better keep quite let’s watch this scene before planning our next attack on the humans” Born2fuck screamed, his rage showing in his eyes, his presence had been unknown till Sexkillz spoke. This dude had always hated Sexkillz, it is a story I will tell after watching the outcome of the sterility of our female quitoes. |
Literature / Re: Mosquito Palaver (legend Of The Nerd) by YellowMosquito(m): 8:47am On Feb 08, 2013 |
Tovot: Now this is one of a kind,very funny! I'm praying for the Moderators not to ban me for my next update, but I trust Cuddlemii sha, she will never do that |
Literature / Re: Mosquito Palaver (legend Of The Nerd) by YellowMosquito(m): 8:47am On Feb 08, 2013 |
white mosquito: Yellow i sent u a pm! Be mosquito enough to reply me! Hisses! I did, please check your spam mail or inbox. Sorry if you did not receive it |
Literature / Re: Mosquito Palaver (legend Of The Nerd) by YellowMosquito(m): 8:10am On Feb 08, 2013 |
Thank you all for your comments, I am so liking it. Redmosquito: Oga don show, chei... See inspiration. I pray I measure up to your shadow Sir |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs. Burkina Faso -- Your Predictions. by YellowMosquito(m): 5:03pm On Feb 07, 2013 |
Built2last: Now what is wrong with what he did? |
Sports / Re: Moses A Doubt For Sunday's Match - Keshi by YellowMosquito(m): 4:58pm On Feb 07, 2013 |
ffo: The Chelsea midfielder was substituted in the match against Mali as team doctors look to get him ready for the championship game on Sunday Did any of you read this? |
Literature / Re: Nairaland Detection Club by YellowMosquito(m): 4:56pm On Feb 07, 2013 |
HumbledbYGrace: @ all the Mosquitos in here, please ask ur God father Mosquito to open a thread for your peep show ayt? OOO... I think Mosquito will buy that idea but with the way he is pissed right now, I wonder if he will think twice about it |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs. Burkina Faso -- Your Predictions. by YellowMosquito(m): 4:54pm On Feb 07, 2013 |
o'boy: The last time I checked, I never intended for it to be funny so stay put |
Literature / Re: Mosquito Palaver (legend Of The Nerd) by YellowMosquito(m): 4:48pm On Feb 07, 2013 |
Hadesparks: Lol..... We'r nw in da world of da mosquitoes..... Thanks for following.... **Prays hard for the Oga to show** |
Literature / Re: Nairaland Detection Club by YellowMosquito(m): 4:46pm On Feb 07, 2013 |
Larry-Sun: Keeps me wondering too o... But what's the onus about having lots of Mosquitoes here |
Sports / Re: Moses A Doubt For Sunday's Match - Keshi by YellowMosquito(m): 4:42pm On Feb 07, 2013 |
Minion: Nigeria have enter soup o Hades: You took the words right out of my mouth Black Prince: Maybe it is a plot to raise the suspense and then introduce Moses later Minion: (At Black Prince) Common go and buy Ijebu garri On a serious note... I think I'm with Black Prince on this 9 Likes |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs. Burkina Faso -- Your Predictions. by YellowMosquito(m): 4:41pm On Feb 07, 2013 |
knorkle2: NIG 2-0 BFA When I saw this, I was like what the Bleep Did you see what those girls did to the Ghanians |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs. Burkina Faso -- Your Predictions. by YellowMosquito(m): 4:40pm On Feb 07, 2013 |
Minion: My Lord did you read the first page Hades: I am appalled o.... So they decided to use racism against Burkinababes Black Prince: That's what you get when the world wants an epic battle Minion: (at Black Prince) Are you done saving the world 1 Like |
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