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Religion / E-bracelets For Pilgrims by yeman05(m): 3:29pm On Jul 02, 2016
E-bracelets for Pilgrims

The Saudi Arabian Ministry of Haj and Umrah has launched an electronic bracelet that stores the personal information of each pilgrim including where the person entered the Kingdom, visa number, passphort number and address.

The device also includes data on pilgrims’ licensed service providers, accommodation in Makkah, Madinah or the holy sites, and telephone numbers of those helping them.

Eisa Mohammad Rawas, undersecretary for Umrah affairs at the ministry, said the new device would allow better service provision by government and private sector bodies including for those who are lost, elderly and do not speak Arabic.

Rawas said the ministry consulted with travel agents and Umrah companies here and abroad before designing the bracelets. The information can be accessed using a smartphone by employees of the ministry, and security and services bodies. It is inexpensive, lightweight, and water and scratch resistant, he said.
via —Arab News
#IslamicNews #IslamicWorld #Ramadan #Hajj2016 #Hajj #EBracelet #Technology

Sports / Let's See How Many People Will Get This by yeman05(m): 10:45am On Jun 25, 2016
Let's go...who is the winner?

Properties / Juicy Property For Sale by yeman05(m): 9:25pm On Jun 09, 2016
Juicy 4 nos two bedroom flat for sale at Akande close off winfunke street Abule tailor abule egba Lagos
Thirty(30)million asking
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For inquiry call 08031976642,07084454626,08177027406

Politics / The Lazy Man's Purview-part One by yeman05(m): 7:59pm On May 25, 2016
NB: Lazy readers are excused,this articloe is for industrious and enterprising minds.
This article was penned by Field Ruwe.  He is a US-based Zambian media practitioner and author. He is a PhD candidate with a B.A. in Mass Communication and Journalism, and an M.A. in History. !

They call the Third World the lazy man’s purview; the sluggishly slothful and languorous prefecture. In this realm people are sleepy, dreamy, torpid, lethargic, and therefore indigent—totally penniless, needy, destitute, poverty-stricken, disfavored, and impoverished. In this demesne, as they call it, there are hardly any discoveries, inventions, and innovations. Africa is the trailblazer. Some still call it “the dark continent” for the light that flickers under the tunnel is not that of hope, but an approaching train. And because countless keep waiting in the way of the train, millions die and many more remain decapitated by the day.

“It’s amazing how you all sit there and watch yourselves die,” the man next to me said. “Get up and do something about it.”

Brawny, fully bald-headed, with intense, steely eyes, he was as cold as they come. When I first discovered I was going to spend my New Year’s Eve next to him on a non-stop JetBlue flight from Los Angeles to Boston I was angst-ridden. I associate marble-shaven Caucasians with iconoclastic skin-heads, most of who are racist.

“My name is Walter,” he extended his hand as soon as I settled in my seat.

I told him mine with a precautious smile.

“Where are you from?” he asked.

“Zambia.”

“Zambia!” he exclaimed, “Kaunda’s country.”

“Yes,” I said, “Now Sata’s.”

“But of course,” he responded. “You just elected King Cobra as your president.”

My face lit up at the mention of Sata’s moniker. Walter smiled, and in those cold eyes I saw an amenable fellow, one of those American highbrows who shuttle between Africa and the U.S.

“I spent three years in Zambia in the 1980s,” he continued. “I wined and dined with Luke Mwananshiku, Willa Mungomba, Dr. Siteke Mwale, and many other highly intelligent Zambians.” He lowered his voice. “I was part of the IMF group that came to rip you guys off.” He smirked. “Your government put me in a million dollar mansion overlooking a shanty called Kalingalinga. From my patio I saw it all—the rich and the poor, the ailing, the dead, and the healthy.”

 
“Are you still with the IMF?” I asked.

“I have since moved to yet another group with similar intentions. In the next few months my colleagues and I will be in Lusaka to hypnotize the cobra. I work for the broker that has acquired a chunk of your debt. Your government owes not the World Bank, but us millions of dollars. We’ll be in Lusaka to offer your president a couple of millions and fly back with a check twenty times greater.”

“No, you won’t,” I said. “King Cobra is incorruptible. He is …”

He was laughing. “Says who? Give me an African president, just one, who has not fallen for the carrot and stick.”

Quett Masire’s name popped up.

“Oh, him, well, we never got to him because he turned down the IMF and the World Bank. It was perhaps the smartest thing for him to do.”

At midnight we were airborne. The captain wished us a happy 2012 and urged us to watch the fireworks across Los Angeles.

“Isn’t that beautiful,” Walter said looking down.

From my middle seat, I took a glance and nodded admirably.

“That’s white man’s country,” he said. “We came here on Mayflower and turned Indian land into a paradise and now the most powerful nation on earth. We discovered the bulb, and built this aircraft to fly us to pleasure resorts like Lake Zambia.”

I grinned. “There is no Lake Zambia.”

He curled his lips into a smug smile. “That’s what we call your country. You guys are as stagnant as the water in the lake. We come in with our large boats and fish your minerals and your wildlife and leave morsels—crumbs. That’s your staple food, crumbs. That corn-meal you eat, that’s crumbs, the small Tilapia fish you call Kapenta is crumbs. We the Bwanas (whites) take the cat fish. I am the Bwana and you are the Muntu. I get what I want and you get what you deserve, crumbs. That’s what lazy people get—Zambians, Africans, the
entire Third World.”

The smile vanished from my face.

“I see you are getting pissed off,” Walter said and lowered his voice. “You are thinking this Bwana is a racist. That’s how most Zambians respond when I tell them the truth. They go ballistic. Okay. Let’s for a moment put our skin pigmentations, this black and white crap, aside. Tell me, my friend, what is the difference between you and me?”

“There’s no difference.”

“Absolutely none,” he exclaimed. “Scientists in the Human Genome Project have proved that. It took them thirteen years to determine the complete sequence of the three billion DNA subunits. After they

were all done it was clear that 99.9% nucleotide bases were exactly the same in you and me. We are the same people. All white, Asian, Latino, and black people on this aircraft are the same.”

I gladly nodded.

“And yet I feel superior,” he smiled fatalistically. “Every white person on this plane feels superior to a black person. The white guy who picks up garbage, the homeless white trash on drugs, feels superior to you no matter his status or education. I can pick up a nincompoop from the New York streets, clean him up, and take him to Lusaka and you all be crowding around him chanting muzungu, muzungu and yet he’s a riffraff. Tell me why my angry friend.”

For a moment I was wordless.

“Please don’t blame it on slavery like the African Americans do, or colonialism, or some psychological impact or some kind of stigmatization. And don’t give me the brainwash poppycock. Give me a better answer.”

I was thinking.

He continued. “Excuse what I am about to say. Please do not take offense.”

I felt a slap of blood rush to my head and prepared for the worst.

“You my friend flying with me and all your kind are lazy,” he said. “When you rest your head on the pillow you don’t dream big. You and other so-called African intellectuals are damn lazy, each one of you. It is you, and not those poor starving people, who is the reason Africa is in such a deplorable state.”

“That’s not a nice thing to say,” I protested.

He was implacable. “Oh yes it is and I will say it again, you are lazy. Poor and uneducated Africans are the most hardworking people on earth. I saw them in the Lusaka markets and on the street selling merchandise. I saw them in villages toiling away. I saw women on Kafue Road crushing stones for sell and I wept. I said to myself where are the Zambian intellectuals? Are the Zambian engineers so imperceptive they cannot invent a simple stone crusher, or a simple water filter to purify well water for those poor villagers? Are you telling me that after thirty-seven years of independence your university school of engineering has not produced a scientist or an engineer who can make simple small machines for mass use? What is the school there for?”

I held my breath.

“Do you know where I found your intellectuals? They were in bars quaffing. They were at the Lusaka Golf Club, Lusaka Central Club, Lusaka Playhouse, and Lusaka Flying Club. I saw with my own eyes a bunch of alcoholic graduates. Zambian intellectuals work from eight to five and spend the evening drinking. We don’t. We reserve the evening for brainstorming.”

He looked me in the eye.

“And you flying to Boston and all of you Zambians in the Diaspora are just as lazy and apathetic to your country. You don’t care about your country and yet your very own parents, brothers and sisters are in Mtendere, Chawama, and in villages, all of them living in squalor. Many have died or are dying of neglect by you. They are dying of AIDS because you cannot come up with your own cure. You are here calling yourselves graduates, researchers and scientists and are fast at articulating your credentials once asked—oh, I have a PhD in this and that—PhD my foot!”
I was deflated.
Romance / Re: Hilarious!!! Follow The Rules And You Are Safe by yeman05(m): 8:04pm On May 21, 2016
Caveat emptor.,... I dey come
Romance / Hilarious!!! Follow The Rules And You Are Safe by yeman05(m): 8:02pm On May 21, 2016
Trespassers beware

Politics / Breaking News- Pdp's Almodu Sheriff Sacked As Chairman Appoints New Chairman by yeman05(m): 6:35pm On May 21, 2016
PDP removes almodu sheriff as national chairman names senator makarfi as chairman. Senator makarfi and caretaker committee to work on new national convention date.To appoint new committee in three months tine

Culture / Real Picture And Short Story Of The Woman Behind Twenty Naira Note-ladi Kwali by yeman05(m): 11:42am On May 21, 2016
Do u know her?

Do you know her?
This is Ladi Kwali (1925 - 1984), the woman on the Nigeria N20 note. She was born in the village of Kwali, Gwari region of Northern Nigeria, where pottery was a common occupation among women. She was so skilled that her work became known in Europe, Britain and America. In the late 1950s and early 1960s, her work was displayed in London at the Berkeley Galleries. She became Nigeria's best-known potter, was awarded a doctorate and was made MBE in 1963 despite not having a formal education.
How many likes for this awesome Nigerian female legend?

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Politics / Another Chibok Girl Found by yeman05(m): 11:02pm On May 19, 2016
Breaking news.. Early report coming in from borno state command as revealed by spoke person of the command that another of the chibok girls has been rescued resulting from an operation carried out this evening
More details to follow shortly......as reported by Tvc news and channels tv
Education / 80% Won't Get This Right by yeman05(m): 10:44pm On May 18, 2016
IQ test

Politics / Re: A Wake Up Call !!! I Stand With PMB... by yeman05(m): 9:13pm On May 16, 2016
Ghen Ghen !!!Naso d tin start oo
Politics / A Wake Up Call !!! I Stand With PMB... by yeman05(m): 8:49pm On May 16, 2016
Just got this and find it worthy of sharing, enjoy...

NLC is yet to ask State Governors what they did with bailout money meant for salaries.

Many states are owing up to 5 months yet NLC is silence.

Many states cannot pay common minimum wage yet NLC did not talk.

In Kaduna, it was unravelled recently that NLC deduct over a thousand Naira from workers salary from the source.

NLC have a political party called Labour party but they cannot win councillors yet they brag of Mobilisation.

Can NLC tell us how billions of Naira they generate annually are spent?

Can we have the account of NLC mass transit buses?

What stops NLC from importing and subsidising for their members?

What stops NLC from building Mega stations?

What stop NLC from building refineries?

What roles have NLC played in assisting the unemployed?

Ok.Kontinu!

You think you can keep us in the sun at Ojota and enter villa for brown envelope. Abi? ?

No more free money!!!!

Get ready! !!! We shall meet you at Freedom park.

We have scrapped NLC.

We now have Nigeria Masses Congress (NMC ) .

Okokobioko is your anchor man!
Stay tuned!

Chanjiiiiiii is here
Embrace it!
Diaritz god.
#IstandWithPMB
Politics / Subsidy Removal:welcome To The Real World by yeman05(m): 6:20pm On May 15, 2016
Most Nigerians don't realise we've been living in The Matrix. This subsidy removal is the red pill that may wake us up to reality.

We are poor. We are broke. We've been raped, pillaged, looted and left for dead.

All these years our economy has been sustained on the junk food of corruption. We have kwashiorkor but because we look chubby we think we are healthy.

Those two bedrooms in Abuja going for N700 million. Those make up artists charging 500k and pre-wedding photo shoots for 700k. Aso ebi for 90k. Buying Rolexes and Ferraris. Range Rover Sport all over Lagos like keke napep.

It is all fake. It's all a mirage. We've all been living off the spoils of corruption. That's why the country is so hard now. No money circulating. Because no money to steal and rent flats and shops for girlfriends. For civil servants to pay bogus tithes of N500k. For senators to spray dollars at their daughters' weddings. For lagos big boys to spend N2m every Friday night at nightclubs.

It's time to face reality. The party is over. Now we may see the real Nigeria and Nigerians.

Now that money will go into our roads and bridges and hospitals. It will benefit those who don't have a rich corrupt uncle with connections in oil and gas. Those who can't travel to Dubai to celebrate birthdays. Those who don't know what Coldstone ice cream tastes like.

Hopefully the real estate markets will crash. The theives with 15 houses in abuja will be forced to sell them fast for cash. I would prefer if EFCC seized and auctioned them, though.

All those in the service industry will have to revaluate their pricing. You can't charge 500k to paint faces anymore; free money don finish.

Welcome to the real world.

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Jokes Etc / The Most Stupid Story I've Ever Read.. by yeman05(m): 1:16pm On May 14, 2016
Stupid indeed

Jokes Etc / The Most Stupid Story I've Ever Read.. by yeman05(m): 1:10pm On May 14, 2016
Stupid indeed

Politics / When Pride Is Humiliated!!! by yeman05(m): 10:24am On May 05, 2016
See humbleness...

Romance / Re: What They Say About Love.... by yeman05(m): 11:50pm On Apr 25, 2016
Gift of love grin grin

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Romance / What They Say About Love.... by yeman05(m): 11:49pm On Apr 25, 2016
They say
Condom-:care of love
Sex. -:Experience of love
Pregnancy: Proof of love
Kiss. -: Heat of love
Vagina. -: Depth of love
Penis. -: Length of love
Aids -: .........................?
Pls fill in the missing words..
Romance / Fact U Need To Know About Relationship by yeman05(m): 10:41pm On Apr 25, 2016
This is just true

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Celebrities / Rhiannah Shows Off Pierced Tip In See Through Dress (see Photo) by yeman05(m): 11:02pm On Apr 21, 2016
The. Barbados queen bares it all in behind the scene of her new video "Needed Me". See link
http://naija4real.com/rihanna-shows-off-pierced-n-ipples-in-see-through-dress-see-photos/ting

Forum Games / How Many Can Get This Right by yeman05(m): 10:48pm On Apr 21, 2016
Let's see how intelligent nairalander we've got here...

Celebrities / Re: Omotola Slays In Figure-hugging White Dress (Photos) by yeman05(m): 4:40pm On Apr 16, 2016
Beauty tongue

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Sports / Champions League Fact by yeman05(m): 3:22pm On Apr 14, 2016
After the quarter final matches of the uefa champions league last night,where Athletico Madrid, Bayern Munich, Manchester city and Real Madrid all made it to the semifinals. For the first time in the history of the UEFA champions league all tie ended three goals to two(3-2) now check this out:
Man city 1-0 PSG (agg 3-2)after d first leg ended two all
R/Madrid 3-0 wolfs(agg3-2)after first leg ended two nil
Benfica 2-2 Bayern (agg2-3)after first leg ended one nil
A/Madrid 2-0 barca (agg3-2)after first leg ended two goals to one in favour of Barca.
Interesting fact.Mean while the semifinals draw come up tomorrow 15/04/2016 at exactly 10:30am


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Sports / Champions League Fact by yeman05(m): 3:14pm On Apr 14, 2016
After the quarter final matches of the uefa champions league last night,where Athletico Madrid, Bayern Munich, Manchester city and Real Madrid all made it to the semifinals. For the first time in the history of the UEFA champions league all tie ended three goals to two(3-2) now check this out:
Man city 1-0 PSG (agg 3-2)after d first leg ended two all
R/Madrid 3-0 wolfs(agg3-2)after first leg ended two nil
Benfica 2-2 Bayern (agg2-3)after first leg ended one nil
A/Madrid 2-0 barca (agg3-2)after first leg ended two goals to one in favour of Barca.
Interesting fact.Mean while the semifinals draw come up tomorrow 15/04/2016 at exactly 10:30am

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Career / Throwback Picture Of US President by yeman05(m): 4:55pm On Apr 13, 2016
Never look down on neither yourself nor anybody.If orisaguna (the bread seller) story isn't enough then check this out.

Jokes Etc / Checkout This Fact About Buhari Being The President Of Nigeria by yeman05(m): 2:50pm On Apr 12, 2016
So true....

Jokes Etc / See This New Album Released By Mr Presido by yeman05(m): 3:02pm On Apr 11, 2016
The album is titled Change is Change.View the track list below and grab ur copy now.. cheesy cheesy

Crime / Re: DSS Official Statement On Barnawi And IPOB by yeman05(m): 10:15pm On Apr 09, 2016
One by one they will all b caught. All day fr d thief one day fr d owner. grin
Jokes Etc / Re: The Comment With No Likes Get 50 Pounds On This by yeman05(m): 11:36pm On Apr 08, 2016
K.

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Crime / Re: OMG!!! See What A Neighbor Forced These Kids To... by yeman05(m): 9:17pm On Apr 08, 2016
Jessidaisy4 post Please what are they doing[s][/s]
Never knew blind people come online too.. cry
Crime / Re: OMG!!! See What A Neighbor Forced These Kids To... by yeman05(m): 8:55pm On Apr 08, 2016
End time punishment...A. Cursed man .God punish is generation.
Lalasticlala this person needs more curse pls do the needful.

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Crime / OMG!!! See What A Neighbor Forced These Kids To... by yeman05(m): 8:50pm On Apr 08, 2016
A cursed human being that will never know joy in his life forced these kids from the same mother to do this as punishment.Indeed God will punish any man behind this.pls don't just view without adding your curse..

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