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Literature / Nigeria's Soyinka Hit Back At " slowpoke " In Green Card Row.. by yeman05(m): 10:21am On Dec 06, 2016
Nobel prize-winning author Wole Soyinka hit back Monday at critics from his native Nigeria, denouncing the "slugs, barbarians and imbeciles" who derided him for tearing up his US residency card after Donald Trump's election win.
"I don't want people we fought for to have the freedom of expression to use it for stupid comments", Woyinka told journalists in Lagos.
Soyinka, who regularly teaches at top US universities, made good on a pledge to bin his green card in the event of a Trump victory, in protest at the Republican's anti-immigration stance.
But after the news was reported on Friday, Nigerians fired up their Twitter feeds, simultaneously blaming the playwright and poet for his distance from his fellow countrymen, and demanding proof that he actually went through with it.
"I beg did you see him throw it away?" asked one Twitter writer, while another claimed: "(I won't believe it) 'til no video and no photo...."
"Why didn't he give it to me!" said yet another.
Death of Nigeria common sense
Many commentators accused Soyinka of being disconnected from the plight of Nigeria's 180 million citizens, many of whom dream of the comforts of US life with its educational and economic opportunities, reliable electricity and freedoms.
Soyinka, one of Africa's most famous writers and rights activists, was jailed in 1967 for 22 months during Nigeria's civil war, or Biafra war. He won the Nobel prize in 1986.
He fled into exile in the United States in 1994 and was sentenced to death for treason by the military leader Sani Abacha. He has since spent much time teaching at US universities, including Harvard, Cornell and Yale.
To reply to the barrage of criticism on Twitter, Soyinka invited journalists to a discussion held on Monday in Freedom Park, a former slaves' prison transformed into a site for freedom of expression.
"On the (Trump's) inauguration day, I will mourn," he said.
"You know what I will be mourning? The death of Nigeria common sense. I feel we have lost it. Sometimes I am embarrassed to share the same nation space with ' imbeciles '
http://m.news24.com/news24/Africa/News/nigerias-soyinka-hits-back-at-imbeciles-in-green-card-row-20161206 ."
Politics / How PDP Helped Buhari Become President - Lamido by yeman05(m): 9:54am On Dec 06, 2016
Dec 6, 2016 • By Segun Bankole A former governor of Jigawa State, Alhaji Sule Lamido, has appraised the internal wrangling in the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, and has come to the conclusion that President Muhammadu Buhari is the greatest beneficiary of the crisis in the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP.

The PDP founding father, who argued that there was no way Buhari could have been given an opportunity to contest for presidency at the outset of the present dispensation in 1998/99, claimed that the President was able to come to power in 2015 because of the efforts of the PDP in reconciling and stabilizing the country.

Lamido, who spoke in his Bamaina hometown at the weekend, stated that all the leaders, including himself, are to be blamed for the party’s woes, but maintained that the PDP is beyond any personality, and that it belongs to Nigerians so cannot be appropriated by anybody.

Speaking about the crisis in the party, he said, “It is not about one’s own personality or one’s ego, but it is about this party called PDP which carries the Nigerian hope which was able to get Nigerians stabilised in spite of the vilification and propaganda and prepared the ground fully for Buhari to come in and become a president because if there is any great beneficiary of PDP in Nigeria, it is Buhari.”

The former Jigawa governor continued, “between 1998 and 1999, there was no way Buhari could have gotten the opportunity to contest, he can’t contest I don’t mean to insult him, but it is simply a historical fact that all those that are now calling the shots, is all, thanks to PDP because the country has been stabilised and reconciled.

“So, anybody in the Villa or Government Houses or wherever they are, who are now enjoying this APC thing are simply because PDP was able to restore the country and made it possible for them,” he stated.

“But today, no matter how big you are as a thief, if you go to APC, they would accept you, look at those going to APC in the last two to three weeks, these are people who are literally on trial by the EFCC,” he declared.

“Maybe because the PDP couldn’t stand up for them, that’s why they are going there or maybe APC has no qualms about fraud by accepting them with the intention of cleaning them,” Lamido added.[img]Dec 6, 2016 • By Segun Bankole A former governor of Jigawa State, Alhaji Sule Lamido, has appraised the internal wrangling in the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, and has come to the conclusion that President Muhammadu Buhari is the greatest beneficiary of the crisis in the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP.

The PDP founding father, who argued that there was no way Buhari could have been given an opportunity to contest for presidency at the outset of the present dispensation in 1998/99, claimed that the President was able to come to power in 2015 because of the efforts of the PDP in reconciling and stabilizing the country.

Lamido, who spoke in his Bamaina hometown at the weekend, stated that all the leaders, including himself, are to be blamed for the party’s woes, but maintained that the PDP is beyond any personality, and that it belongs to Nigerians so cannot be appropriated by anybody.

Speaking about the crisis in the party, he said, “It is not about one’s own personality or one’s ego, but it is about this party called PDP which carries the Nigerian hope which was able to get Nigerians stabilised in spite of the vilification and propaganda and prepared the ground fully for Buhari to come in and become a president because if there is any great beneficiary of PDP in Nigeria, it is Buhari.”

The former Jigawa governor continued, “between 1998 and 1999, there was no way Buhari could have gotten the opportunity to contest, he can’t contest I don’t mean to insult him, but it is simply a historical fact that all those that are now calling the shots, is all, thanks to PDP because the country has been stabilised and reconciled.

“So, anybody in the Villa or Government Houses or wherever they are, who are now enjoying this APC thing are simply because PDP was able to restore the country and made it possible for them,” he stated.

“But today, no matter how big you are as a thief, if you go to APC, they would accept you, look at those going to APC in the last two to three weeks, these are people who are literally on trial by the EFCC,” he declared.

“Maybe because the PDP couldn’t stand up for them, that’s why they are going there or maybe APC has no qualms about fraud by accepting them with the intention of cleaning them,” Lamido added.[/img]Dec 6, 2016 • By Segun Bankole A former governor of Jigawa State, Alhaji Sule Lamido, has appraised the internal wrangling in the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, and has come to the conclusion that President Muhammadu Buhari is the greatest beneficiary of the crisis in the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP.

The PDP founding father, who argued that there was no way Buhari could have been given an opportunity to contest for presidency at the outset of the present dispensation in 1998/99, claimed that the President was able to come to power in 2015 because of the efforts of the PDP in reconciling and stabilizing the country.

Lamido, who spoke in his Bamaina hometown at the weekend, stated that all the leaders, including himself, are to be blamed for the party’s woes, but maintained that the PDP is beyond any personality, and that it belongs to Nigerians so cannot be appropriated by anybody.

Speaking about the crisis in the party, he said, “It is not about one’s own personality or one’s ego, but it is about this party called PDP which carries the Nigerian hope which was able to get Nigerians stabilised in spite of the vilification and propaganda and prepared the ground fully for Buhari to come in and become a president because if there is any great beneficiary of PDP in Nigeria, it is Buhari.”

The former Jigawa governor continued, “between 1998 and 1999, there was no way Buhari could have gotten the opportunity to contest, he can’t contest I don’t mean to insult him, but it is simply a historical fact that all those that are now calling the shots, is all, thanks to PDP because the country has been stabilised and reconciled.

“So, anybody in the Villa or Government Houses or wherever they are, who are now enjoying this APC thing are simply because PDP was able to restore the country and made it possible for them,” he stated.

“But today, no matter how big you are as a thief, if you go to APC, they would accept you, look at those going to APC in the last two to three weeks, these are people who are literally on trial by the EFCC,” he declared.

“Maybe because the PDP couldn’t stand up for them, that’s why they are going there or maybe APC has no qualms about fraud by accepting them with the intention of cleaning them,” Lamido added.
http://liveofofo.com/politics/pdp-helped-buhari-president-lamido.

Foreign Affairs / Re: Italy Prime Minister Resigns After Heavy Poll Defeat by yeman05(m): 9:04am On Dec 05, 2016
isn't it that simple? as a public officer and a policy turns against you or not in your favour, is it not fr the good of the people and the country that u resign.Instead of being un- necessarily dogged and still hold the office.Forcing yourself to manage a policy you understand nothing about at your own selfish interest.they will never to that here rather asking for term elongation...
Foreign Affairs / Italy Prime Minister Resigns After Heavy Poll Defeat by yeman05(m): 8:28am On Dec 05, 2016
New Telegraph: News

Italian Prime Minister Matteo Renzi has resigned after suffering a heavy defeat in a referendum over his plan to reform the constitution.

In a late-night news conference, he said he took responsibility for the outcome, and said the No camp must now make clear proposals.

With most ballots counted, the No vote leads with 60% against 40% for Yes.

The turnout was nearly 70%, in a vote that was seen as a chance to register discontent with the prime minister.

“Good luck to us all,” Renzi told reporters. He said he would tell a Cabinet meeting on Monday afternoon that he was resigning, and then tender his resignation to the Italian president after two-and-a-half years in office.

Renzi said the reforms he proposed would have cut Italy’s bureaucracy and made the country more competitive.

But the referendum was widely seen as a chance to register discontent with the prime minister.

The No vote was supported by populist parties, and the referendum was regarded as a barometer of anti-establishment sentiment in Europe.

The populist Five Star Movement says it is getting ready to govern Italy now that Renzi is resigning. “Starting tomorrow we’ll be at work on a Five Star government,” one of its leaders, Luigi Di Maio, said.

The movement, led by comedian Beppe Grillo, spearheaded the winning No campaign.

Opposition leader Matteo Salvini, of the anti-immigrant Northern League, called the referendum a “victory of the people against the strong powers of three-quarters of the world”.

There has been an immediate reaction from right-wing leaders in Europe.

The leader of Front National in France, Marine Le Pen, tweeted her congratulations to the Northern League, reports the BBC.

“The Italians have disavowed the EU and Renzi. We must listen to this thirst for freedom of nations,” she said.

The euro fell against the dollar immediately after the exit polls came out.

There have been growing concerns over financial stability in the eurozone’s third largest economy.

The No campaign in Italy has been spearheaded by the anti-establishment Five Star Movement, led by Beppe Grillo.

It wants a referendum on whether Italy should keep the euro.

Populist parties, including the Five Star Movement and the anti-immigrant Northern League.

The referendum comes in the wake of the Brexit vote in the UK in June, and coincides with the rise of the anti-immigrant Front National in France and populist parties elsewhere. It also comes less than a month after the election of Donald Trump in the United States.

Some 50 million Italians have the right to vote in the referendum – many voters are fed up with years of economic stagnation.
https://newtelegraphonline.com/italy-pm-resigns-heavy-poll-defeat/

Foreign Affairs / Re: Malik Obama: Why I Am Voting For Trump by yeman05(m): 9:59pm On Oct 30, 2016
See wahala ...laughing in swaily ...Africans and our mentality[sub][/sub] dey do me like..

Forum Games / Just A Little Bit Of Magic... by yeman05(m): 1:10pm On Oct 28, 2016
Anyone to tell us how the eggs got into the bottle??

Jokes Etc / Looking For The Buharis?? Pls Check Here.... by yeman05(m): 11:49am On Oct 16, 2016
Just where to find them...lol

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Romance / Girls!!! , Can You Live In This Condition With Your Boyfriend? by yeman05(m): 8:35am On Oct 14, 2016
Let's b honest with ourselve, most especially girls of today. How of you girls can stay in this kind of room with your boyfriend?

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Politics / Re: Douglas Road Owerri After PDP Cleared The Nasty Dumpsite (Photos by yeman05(m): 7:23pm On Oct 11, 2016
Weldon to them...
Religion / How To Follow Salatu Janaaza (burial Prayer) As A Member Of The Congregation... by yeman05(m): 10:54pm On Oct 06, 2016
. Most of us Don't know what we are saying during Salat Al-janaaza ( Burial prayers):

1- After the First Takbeer : Recite Surat Al-Fatiha.

2-After the Second Takbeer: Salat Al-Ibrahimiyya ( Allahumma Salli Alaa Muhammad Wa Alaa Aali Muhammad....to the end ).

3-Ater the Third Takbeer: Pray for the dead but according how its narrated from our Prophet S.A.W. One of them issad Allahummagfir lahuu warhamhu wathabbit-hu Alal qawlu Athaabit ).

4- Then lastly after the Fourth Takbeer: Say: ( Allahumma laa tuharrimnaa ajrahuu wa laa taftinna ba'adahuu )
And you should pray for all Muslims.

5- And lastly end the prayer with one Salaam to the right ( Just once )

May Allah S.W forgive us our sins.

Ameeeeen.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Praying With A Cloth Having Perfume(alcoholic Type) – Allowed Or Not? by yeman05(m): 11:26am On Sep 23, 2016
Allahu Allam
Food / Amazing facts About St Louis Cube Sugar.. by yeman05(m): 6:04pm On Sep 07, 2016
St Louis has been representing since 1900. And here are some amazing facts about that ever consistent brand..

Politics / What Has Happen To The Crisis Of Budget Padding? Letter sent to jubrin(pic) by yeman05(m): 5:24am On Sep 07, 2016
I was chance to see and read the copy of letter sent to Hon. Abdulmumin Jibrin directing him to stop making statement to the public on social media and any other platform. To me it's really SAD that Nigerians shouldn't be aware of what is going on in the system of My beloved country. Era of impunity is over and we vividly voted for the Change we yarn for. Nigeria is greater than any individual or click. Let their be fair play and rule of law not decision of few individuals that what only their personal interest not Nigerians at heart. My call to the national working committee of APC is they should remember that Nigerians will be at logger head with them if they try to cover these issues! They should also remember that what is happening in the Country is very very sad and let the rule of law do it course. We strongly stand with the rule of law no matter what and people are becoming more interested in affairs of these country not minding the present hardship in the land. Let's Dogara and his team face the rap of the law if found guilty and the party should not take side at all cost.This makes one begin to wonder,what has happened to the budget padding crisis that "rocked" or has been rocking d senate in the past few weeks. How come Nigerians are not being carried along anymore. Or has the matter been settled?. Has it been overshadowed by the current "Recession" vocabulary going viral around the country? Lalasticlala pls we need an answer.

Sports / Re: Gernot Rohr Visits NFF Headquaters (Photos) by yeman05(m): 4:46pm On Sep 06, 2016
K seen
Forum Games / Re: All The SHARP Guys!!! – Get In Here And Find Starboy ‘wizkid’ In This Photo ? by yeman05(m): 9:12pm On Sep 05, 2016
I dey see wizkid for dat him toilet pose picture wey don go viral...that picture gan gan..
Religion / An Arab Man Seen Giving A Lift To An African On His Back by yeman05(m): 11:21pm On Sep 03, 2016
What an act of humanity,not withstanding differences in tribe and skin. A cry man was seen giving a lift to an African elder on his back in Makkah. They were complete strangers.

The Prophet ﷺ said in his last sermon:

"All mankind is from Adam and Eve, an Arab has no superiority over a non-Arab nor a non-Arab has any superiority over an Arab; also a white has no superiority over a black nor a black has any superiority over white except by piety and good action." Posted here so all beings could learn from it.

#Hajj #Makkah #Brotherhood

Islam for Muslims / Re: Knowing Correct Postures In Solat...must Read For Every Muslim by yeman05(m): 11:18pm On Aug 25, 2016
Ifeann:


Please next time pose this silly superstitious pagan nonsense to the islamic section.. its there for u muslims to wallow in your intolerant beliefs
See urself "Mrs woman" u just refered to someone's belief as "Intolerant"then maybe u av to check urself.for the fact that it's posted here,does nt makes it a must for u to drop ur comment.you check in ,u found the topic not interesting to you the it wud b so gentle of u to just opt out without insulting or adding any comment atal.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Knowing Correct Postures In Solat...must Read For Every Muslim by yeman05(m): 11:07pm On Aug 25, 2016
2) BENDING POSTURE (Rukuh): this is next posture after the standing posture.one goes into the position after completing the first stage.while on Rukuh, one shd ensure that the face is looking str8 down forming a str8 line btw the floor and ones eyes.one shd bend in such a way that if an item,say it a glass of water is placed on ones back it shd sit comfortably. The palms shd be place on the knees in such a way that it aids the back bending without any discomfort. Check picture illustration

Islam for Muslims / Knowing Correct Postures In Solat...must Read For Every Muslim by yeman05(m): 10:53pm On Aug 25, 2016
Barka jumah brother and sisters in Islam.This topic (pic illustrations) talks about different posture while performing solat...These postures are components of solat that a Muslim should take serious note of while performing solat..Every posture has an important role it play in solat, be it compulsory solat or nawafil (nofilat).therefore for a Muslim to ensure his/her solat enters pass mark he/she must learn an take note of his or her postures while on solat.
Below each postures will b shown in picture illustration and analysis
1)the standing posture:this is a position during solat where one is reciting verse of the holy quaran (suratul fathia and at least anoda verse from the holy quaran). The Muslim shd b standing str8 and his/her face down looking at d floor at an angle of abt 45 degrees.The hands either well stretched down beside the body or fold upon the chest with right hand above the left see pics below

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Sports / Segun Toriola Crashes Out Of The Olympics by yeman05(m): 10:54pm On Aug 07, 2016
One of Nigeria’s medal hopefuls in the table tennis event of the Rio Olympic Games has crashed out.
Segun Toriola, who advanced to the second round in the male singles on Saturday, was beaten 4-2 by his Japanese challenger, Niwa Koki, on Sunday.
Toriola, 41, beat Koki 9-11 in the first set before the Japanese rallied back to dominate the second set 11-5.
Koki also won the third set 11-7 before Toriola triumphed in the fourth set, leaving scores at 4-11.
At that point, it appeared the Nigerian would overpower his challenger for the rest of the match. But Koki was in no mood to concede.
The Japanese overpowered Toriola 11-6, 11-1 in the fifth and sixth sets respectively to bring total scores at 4-2.
Toriola was one of Nigeria’s medal prospects and his ouster is a big setback for Nigeria’s ambition to return home with medals.
Toriola, who is making a record appearance in the competition, had on Saturday beaten Dmitrij Prokopcov of the Czech Republic 4-2 in the Men’s Singles Round One
Premium Times Nigeria
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/sports/nigeria-sports-news/208219-breaking-rio-olympics-table-tennis-segun-toriola-crashes.html
Sports / Re: Oghenekaro Etebo Having His Breakfast After Scoring 4 Goals Against Japan by yeman05(m): 6:43pm On Aug 06, 2016
Phinity318:
I keep hearing Mikel obi captain of u23 repeatedly of course not former which makes me wonder whether Mikel Obi is under 23 years old and if not why is he there with the u23 squad


#i need clarification please
he is there as one of the three over age players allowed to be included in every participating team squad by FIFA... Hope u re cleared now.
Jokes Etc / Checkout The Hilarious Response Mecerdez Benz Wrote To An Applicant by yeman05(m): 4:49pm On Aug 05, 2016
Loooolzzzzz...this is veerrry funny just can't stop laughing

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Sports / Re: Photos: Nigeria’s U-23 Team Arrive Brazil by yeman05(m): 12:24am On Aug 05, 2016
kayusre:
like seriously?you dont know what u are saying
he definitely does not know..
Family / Funny But True:studying A Man And A Woman by yeman05(m): 11:00pm On Aug 03, 2016
Just funny but that is the way it is

Family / Funny But True:studying A Man And A Woman by yeman05(m): 10:46pm On Aug 03, 2016
Just funny but that is the way it is

Health / Useful Health Tips To Proctect Your Vagina From Infections!!! by yeman05(m): 8:05pm On Jul 11, 2016
SAVE THE VAGINA NOW!!!
To maintain a healthy vagina you must know what to do to avoid infection and it is equally important to educate your sexual partner on some of them to also help you help the vagina.
Here are some few things you can do or avoid.
1. Fingering
During pre-intimacy or romance, as part of it some people insert their finger or fingers into the vagina. The question is, how many people wash their hands before sexual intercourse? Some people do not even keep their nails clean so it gathers a lot of germs and during the fingering, these germs are deposited in the vagina...leading to infection. Same thing apply to autopleasure acts or masturbation.
2. Anal sex
I am not here to tell anybody to have anal sex or not to but I simply want to draw the attention of those who engage in anal sex with the opposite sex that it is dangerous to have anal sex and continue having penovaginal sex. If this is done, the penis will pick bacteria from the anus and deliver them to the vagina even if you are using a condom....which will lead to infection.
3. Quest to make the vagina TIGHT
Some guys complain bitterly about the vagina of their sexual partners. They complain that it's too big and they no more feel any sensation during intercourse. Some ladies are therefore pushed to find a quick solution and in the process some use herbs or other substances in the vagina with the hope of making the vagina tight. Some of the substances cause infection or sepsis. Some of the herbs can cause the vagina to get tighter to the extent that penetration is no more possible. This will require treatment.
4. Douching
Some parents, when bathing for their baby girls put warm water in a milk tin or dip a towel in the warm water and pour the water through a hole made beneath the tin or squeeze the water out of the towel into the vagina of the baby. This is sooooo WRONG as it can damage the hymen.
Some parents also insert ginger or pepper or both into the vagina of adolescents as a form of punishment. This is sooooo WRONG as it can lead to infection.
Some people are use to bathing by adding dettol or other detergents to the water and they put this solution inside the vagina with the help of sponge or towel or just the hand with soap to clean the vagina. This is soooo WRONG as it will change the normal flora in the vagina, leading to infection.
5. Use of water closet
Some people have the habit of not sitting on the seat of the WC when using it so they end up urinating on the seat. The possibility of picking infection when using it in that condition is high. Don't let your pant be at the thigh level when using the WC especially the public ones as the inner of the pant may rub the surface of the WC. Where the water is not running and people have used but have not flushed and you don't have any choice but to also use it, use enough toilet roll to cover before using the WC to avoid any splashes on the vulva.
6. Washing and drying
Develop the habit of disinfecting your panties frequently...depending on the number of pants you have. Keep exclusive panties to wear whenever you are menstruating and don't mix those panties with your regular panties. Pay particular attention to those panties when washing. Ensure that the panties are made of cotton and are dried in the sun or well ironed to kill germs.
7. Change sanitary pads
Some people try to economize the use of their sanitary pads so during the period they tend to still wear the pad because there is little or no blood. This is soooo WRONG as it can lead to infection.
NB: If there is any bad scent from the vagina or there is a discharge coming from the vagina then it might be an infection which you have to have it treated.
Help save the vagina by ensuring that you get the message to as many friends as possible. Help save the vagina by getting the message to your sexual partner or sisters.

Jokes Etc / Re: 10 Stupid Questions People Ask And There Stupid Answers by yeman05(m): 9:15am On Jul 05, 2016
Noo.....nah fr goal.com front page
Jokes Etc / 10 Stupid Questions People Ask And There Stupid Answers by yeman05(m): 9:01am On Jul 05, 2016
10 STUPID QUESTIONS PEOPLE ASK
.
1. You see identical twins, you still dey ask 'na twins be dis'?
No bros, na picmix...lol
2. Nepa brings light and everyone in the neighborhood shouts 'up Nepaaa'! My guy ask me, O boy na light be that?
No oh, Na Holy Ghost fire! Lol!
3. You see person dey vomit, you still dey ask am 'you no well'? Em well, e just dey practice how to vomit make he for do freedom.
4. You just wake up from sleep; person come ask you "you don wake?" No oh, I come buy bread wey I go chop for dream.
5. You see woman wey born new pikin; u come
ask her "madam u don
born? " No ohhhh, she buy am for OLX...
6. You greet person "good morning ma" ! She ask, my pikin you don
wake?
No ohhhh, I dey sleep walk... .
7. My guy ask me "O boy where u dey?" I tell am say i dey bank, nd him ask me "Wat is happening there?"
No Nah new yam festival.. *LMAO*
8. My neighbour sees me opening the gates to drive out and asks me, U dey comot? Not at all... I
be the new gateman...
9. I dey watch film… my guy enter come ask me "Guy na film u dey
watch? No naa... I dey discuss with Osuofia...
10.U see me dey chop indomie come dey ask me, O boy, na indomie u dey chop so? No ohhhh. Na fried rubber band mixed with thread.
As it stands now, abeg l need to ask u one question, no vex abeg.
Shey na for Nairaland you dey read dis message??
Feel free to add yours... Morning folks

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Religion / Re: Eid Announcement!!! by yeman05(m): 6:29pm On Jul 04, 2016
The 'infidel' above me sorry I had to use that.while some re in sad mood that the holy month is coming to an end ,you are there rejoicing... May Allah increase your Iman
Religion / Eid Announcement!!! by yeman05(m): 6:17pm On Jul 04, 2016
Official Eid Announcement

Madinah & Makkah - Ramadan will be 30 days iA

Eid will be on Wednesday

Alhamdulillah Ramadan isnt over yet

Source-Arab news, Sheik Khalid Yasin Facebook page..
Literature / Funny Proverbs From Nigerian Film Actor Pete Edochie.. by yeman05(m): 2:20pm On Jul 04, 2016
FUNNY PROVERBS FROM THE NIGERIAN FILM ACTOR, PETE EDOCHIE.
Which number is your favourite and why

1. The little opportunity given to a monkey to wear cloths, does not guarantee it to join the dinning table.

2. Girls are like mangoes, while you are waiting for them to be ripe, others are eating them with salt.

3. Whoever presents his own head to break coconut would not be able to partake in the eating of it.

4. A man who hangs around a beautiful girl without saying a word ends up fetching water for guests at her wedding.

5. A man who counts his money after withdrawing from the ATM has trust issues.

6. If something that was going to chop off your head only knocked off your cap, you should be grateful.

7. When a girl has beauty without Brains, the Private parts suffer the most.

8. Having a Female as a Best friend is like having Chicken for a pet, You will eat it some day.

9. The wolf on the hill is not as hungry as the wolf climbing the hill.

10. Never let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent & kick them out.

11. Life goes on, Even if you don't want it to.

12. Drinking garri doesn't mean you're poor but allowing it to swell before drinking is poverty.

13. The buttocks are like a married couple though there is constant friction between them, they will still love and live together.

No 7 and 8 are very true... What do you think?

Religion / Re: E-bracelets For Pilgrims by yeman05(m): 3:32pm On Jul 02, 2016
Mansha-Allah

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