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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by Yemeni: 10:25am On Oct 24, 2017
Hi Debbie,

More power to your elbows on the good jobs you doing for us here, more blessings to you as well.

Meanwhile, I need a job offer available, I read agricultural economics and extension though I possess a 4-year experience in microfinance banking ranging from Credit to Finance and Accounting.

I am an associate member of Chartered Institute of Loan and Risk Management and I've also passed the first stage exams of Chartered Institute of Bankers. of Nigeria MCP.

(Highly computer-literate with robust knowledge of MS office suite)


I am willing to relocate.

Thanks.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by Yemeni: 9:45am On Oct 24, 2017
Hi Debbie,

More power to your elbows on the good jobs you doing for us here, more blessings to you as well.

Meanwhile, I need a job offer available, I read agricultural economics and extension though I possess a 4-year experience in microfinance banking raging from credit to finance and accounting.

I am an associate member of Chartered Institute of Loan and Risk Management and I've also passed the first stage exams of Chartered Institute of Bankers. of Nigeria MCP.

I am willing to relocate.

Thanks.
Religion / Re: An Exposition On My Astral Projections In Response To Seun's Colloquialism by Yemeni: 3:00pm On Sep 26, 2017
Billyonaire:
I have decided to Give a Positive Response to Seun's Attempt to Ridicule the Science of Astral Projections. In this exposition, I decide to teach one of the many ways you can experience Astral Projection and Experience any part of the Universe you choose to visit. Please correct any mistakes as my time is expensive.

Seun's Comment below:


My Response:

Seun, I love your decoy, but I am too smart to be tempted to digress from the axis our little discourse. I was an atheist and I was on like Tyson Neil deGrasse of 10 years ago, but even Tyson Neil deGrasse has finally come to accept what I have already known some years ago, about the existence of Extra-Terrestrials, but he is still confused as to the meaning of Life.

If you permit me to tell you a story, then it might help you understand a little of what I have proven to be true. As an atheist, I never believed, I only validated facts based on the perimeters and parameters of the highest level of science.

I laid down on my hostel bed with my eyes closed to take a nap, then at Unical. And I was pretty much tired having walked down from the Library to Malabor. I laid on my bunk bed on what will have to be my last day in the campus hostel. Behold, my legs, both legs rose upwards, as if it obeyed Anti-Gravity laws. My legs from my toes kept rising up, and I pulled them down and behold I attempted to look at who or what was pulling my legs upwards. I saw that I had another pair of legs, then it dawned on me that I had four legs, two legs down on bed, and 2 other legs were rising against gravity. Scared as hell, I stood up and I packed my loads and left the hotel. My thoughts as an atheist was...'Oh poo, these people they call witches and wizards are about to take my life.". Then it struck me, that atleast something existed outside my denial, there is something which I cant understand using my understanding of physical sciences.

That was the beginning of my journey. I was curious and I wanted to know. And I started researching. I decided to go to Church for the first time after I had the freedom to live away from parents who made it compulsory to go to church, something I hated. I would later become an Elder in the Church and worked in the Church presidency and the church could not explain what happened to me, so I quit Church, cos in my life I do not care about mumjo jumbo, I wanted facts based on science.

One of those weeks, I lay down in my apartment and closed by eyes and even as I tried to sleep, I keep my consiousness on, while my body became numbed in what is called sleep paralysis and then there was a high pitch knock sounds, like a gun shot, then comes the sound of the old clock and fast-paced /.."kik kik kik kik kik kik' and then what happened next was something I will never forget. I found my body bi-locating with high vibration and then my body became 2, the color of my room became so beautiful and one of my body pulled upwards against gravity and rotated exactly 360 degrees. All these while, I am observant, and curious to know what will happen. It rotated 360 and pops out, then I knew that we had a smarter body, so mechanical, it can not be perished. I observed my environment from above and I jetted above into the cosmos and see our beautiful planet becoming smaller.

I arrived at a reception of the grandest building I have ever seen, and I was escorted to a seat. When you sit down there, that seat is conscious. Much more like AI and IoT setting and the seat moved on its own at a pace and joined the gathering. Then I felt someone touch me on the shoulder and said. "You are not supposed to be here", and I got upset, and told him. "Excuse, leave me alone mehn, the first time you were here, did someone had to boot you out ?". A second later, I was in my room. Booted out from what was supposed to be my first AstroPhysics Lectures in the Astral Plane. I just knew it was going to be Astrophysics classes. I just knew. But later on, I became part of those classes. Until now, when I do not have to go there, I can download the entire knowledge I want, right here and I love this even more.

If you are interested in learning these stuff. Do this at your spare time, when your ego allows you to summit to higher energies and when you have conquered your fears.

Do not lie on bed, get a reclining seat, like those beach seats, a little comfortable and a little inconveniencing, anyone reading this that wants to practice is, please be free to do this;

Sit down on that reclining chair and especially may be around 4AM or 5Am, there is nothing significant about this time, it is because if you wake up before your normal 6 to 8 hours of sleep, your body will not go back to sleep until another 12 stressful hours so set your alarm and wake at 4, cos at 4AM your body will still be 'hungry' for sleep.

Sit down there and close your eyes, do this daily until you succeed. Close your eyes and wait for sleep to come. When sleep comes, allow your body to go numb while you stay conscious, DO NOT ALLOW YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS TO DRIFT OFF, HOLD CONSCIOUS AND ALLOW YOUR PHYSICAL BODY SLEEP and as soon as you see your Body goes into sleep, move up, as in STAND UP. You will see that what holds conscious is another body, a blueprint which this physical body is built on. No matter how many times you fail, continue practicing until you fuccking succeed. DO NOT BE SCARED SEUN, you will see that your physical body on the seat and you will be on another YOU. THE REAL YOU.

Now, what would you do next ? The next phase is critical. You will see a HAND, You wont see body of that hand, even if you are scared, you will snap back into your body electromagnetically. But that Hand is like a robot, each time you do it, you will see that hand. SHAKE THAT HAND, and tell it where you want to go, and you will SEE the fellow. That is your higher self. That is the man that holds the console. The real YOU that manifest in every dimension and density you choose to be born. That person will take you anywhere you want to go.

If you want to see Shekau, it is very simple. Visual him that moment you are with your higher self and you will be where shekau is. If you want to go to Mars, which I have been to, you will be there. If you want to be to the Moon, which I have been to you will there. If you want to make money ........I wont tell you that. But I can tell you one thing for sure. Nothing is impossible.

WARNING: With Greater Powers, Comes Greater Responsibility.

Why do I tell you this ? Because I think it is time to tell people that we are NOT what we think we are. We are supernatural beings resident in physical earth based bodies made majorly of carbon. But we also have different bodies at different planets. We all came from different star systems to dwell here to experience and improve our creation.

We should stop hating Biafra, IPOB etc, We are all one family of Beings. I will always defend the oppressed indigenous people because I know what and who we are.

I know you will respond with another jest but I promise you, you will remember this message in this lifetime. If not now, at your old age, and at the point of death.

May we continue to prosper even as we doubt our very own nature.

Source: https://www.nairaland.com/4056170/enjoy-lives-there-no-much/1#60505136


I am really interested in the bolded, I really need to settles some bills
Politics / Re: Election Results From Edo by Yemeni: 10:19pm On Mar 29, 2015
clevvermind:
i see buhari crying. gringrin

For your mind
Politics / Re: FFK Blast Premiumtimes And Leadership Newspaper On Twitter by Yemeni: 4:24pm On Mar 29, 2015
alaoeri:

You be dundee, a copy of result sheet is handed to all party agents & also pasted at the PU, he can snap & upload it to clear any doubt. Ode tongue

God bless you abundantly
Romance / She Has Aborted Twice For by Yemeni: 5:09pm On Feb 22, 2015
Hello NLers,

I have this girlfriend that am currently going out with, she's a good girl tho going by her character, but one thing scares me about her, and that is the fact that she has aborted twice for 2 different Exs. It disturbs me at times. Can this have a later effect on our relationship? Is it really something I should be worried about? Does this mean she had been reckless in time past? I seek honest opinions please.

Thanks

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