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Tmberwolf1:
He can't bench Maguire, he's the captain of the team.

Then unfortunately he is no Mourinho then! Mourinho benched Rooney when he wasn't good enough as captain!

dfrost:
Yes nah. Me and Kyase. You fit join us. ME we send you form?

I wan join! Make I leave this useless team!

xynerise:
Omo, I need to change club biko

Me too! Considering Spurs for now!

Just unfavorited this useless team from my flashscore and LiveScore until I see the wholesale changes this team sorely needs! Not even the best manager in the world can make changes with this rubbish team!

EgusiShankly:
ETH abi Ethereum na scam

He is not a scam bro! He has ideas but unfortunately is still with the same rubbish team! No manager not even Pep can work magic with this rubbish team and that is a fact!

PNomsule:
With many inexpensive players in the Premiership, United can't get them and present a clinical eleven.

Why should Maguire and Rashford line up for this team ever again after last seasons dismal displays? Why Erikson at all?

Don't even get me started on Rashford, how that guy continues to start and gets minutes when he is total rubbish continues to beat me! It is time Man U sold him and cut their losses!

lansile:
We all know ManU is going to lose so why bother watching?

Pascal Gross has scored two. Guess whose wing that is? Luke Shaw SMH.

lansile:
We all know ManU is going to lose so why bother watching?

It is already two! SMH. I don't think I will be commenting on these guys again. I have had it!

PNomsule:
Why is man u impossible to coach?

Because they have rubbish players that should be replaced! They are not willing to change so why continue to manage them? Ragnick saw this last season, Ten Hag will experience the same thing.

WHITELIGHTER:
For the sake of my ticket, Utd behave today...u can lose in two weeks time

You clearly didn't learn last season. This is the same rubbish team, don't let the new manager fool you!

femi4:
Some things will not change

New coach, same result

New coach but same crap team. To the clueless penny-pinching board and owners, this team just needs a cosmetic makeover rather than wholesale changes that are sorely needed!

hustla:
as in, people no just dey learn
These players have shown themselves to be useless for like 4 yrs now despite changes in the managers

Shaw
Rashford
Maguire
Bissaka
Mctominay
Fred

Notice how majority of them are English players smh

+ we have lacked a natural DM and left footed RW for more than 5 years now

I keep saying Man Utd is the club version of Nigeria

You can say that again! And you forgot another player - De Gea, who cannot organize a defense to save his life during corner kicks and freekicks. He just conceded a goal from a corner just now - again! SMH.

judedwriter:
Man utd shouldn't disappoint this season...

Anything short of top 4 and at least a trophy is considered a big flop and failure.

With just 3 signings at the beginning of the season and the same sh1t McFred combo? Kindly pass me some of what you are smoking. This is the same team of never do wells, tactics is the only thing that has changed!

kalvoken:
Chelsea has helped man u by signing cucurella off brighton.

The guy knows how to torment man u

The other one, Trossard, is still there and he is passing through Dalot's wing

shantti:
Pretend to be a ritualist.
In the middle of the night, switch off the entire light, draw a symentric star in your room and sit in the middle with red candles surrounding you. Make sure you wear red and red oh.
Start mumbling football players names, she won't understand what u r saying, she is a woman, she will think you are invoking Satan.
Then bring out a dagger and start moving towards her slowly and saying continuously, sacrifices must be made
She will run

This one will surely work!

Olojuobinrin:
Since you already told her you’re traveling tomorrow and she’s watching tv sitting on the couch like the It’s her father’s house , bro go and disconnect the light , don’t fix it till tomorrow morning ! Wake up early enough , pack your bag tonight , if she no blind she go see sey you mean am, then tomorrow tell her to get dressed if she’s still there by tomorrow, she should take her things , walk her out , wish her goodbye like one of our brethren said , tell her you will miss her o and you will call her when you get to Wherever you are going to . If she asks when you will be back , tell her it will take a few weeks , if she says she’s going to remain in the house and wait till you come back , tell her your friend and his woman will be coming the house by weekend so it’s not possible!!

Another one wey bam!

Olojuobinrin:
Your mom is visiting with your other siblings to make arrangements on the remembrance of your late grandfather so she needs to leave .

This one bam! Even better!

Thinkam:
Firstly she scammed me, thought she had huge boobs, but turns out she only wears big bra's those things are tiny just nipples.

She has her own apartment, but for the past 4days she has been living with me practically...

I hate sharing my personal space, I've tried using technicalities and innuendos to drive her out, but none seems to work

Tell her you are travelling and you can't leave anybody in your house while away as you don't how long you will be away. Should work.

GoodzGustavo:
How do you like your plantain?

Me: Boiled and Roasted.

Roasted and Fried

Michelle70:
mine was number 6.

Number 4. Lovely phone. Used it to chyke the girls then.

skyrockete:
There are many companies to sell to. Like FoodCo in Apata, IB, even if you have the link Suprite does buy frest fruits. Any juice companies always have things to do with pineapple. Pineapple is one of the best fruits that is universally known and cherish. No dull moment for its marketing

Okay sir. DMed you. Send your phone number to the email address on replying.

skyrockete:
The sales of pineapple fruits is very easy because the buys hardly have enough to buy.

Companies normally come to the farms to buy as well as the market women who buy to resell . We sell in dozens or we scale it sometimes. We also do apply floral induction to facilitate uniform fruiting and target best season the price will go up.
No black market here you can visit my farm at Sekona, Ede Osun State before engaging in any transaction.

Which companies? How do you market it sir?

skyrockete:
To be honest, Osun State is a good place to live. I am currently in Osun and I can attest to what OP said. I have lived in PH, Bayelsa, Lagos, Ibadan and Maiduguri before and i know what it takes to live in those states I mentioned.

Although, Maiduguri was cheaper to live when I was there like 13 years ago but two things were conspicuously lacking in Borno State then Viz: Security and steady electricity supply.

Talking about Rivers State, PortHarcourt in particular, things were costly virtually in all sphere of life exempt "Omoge"�.

I have also lived in Bayelsa State too and I cannot compare Bayelsa with Osun State in any way when it comes to the cost of living ; Osun is cheaper to live.

Lagos, I ran away from Lagos because of many things my life could not endure. First of all, I hate the vehicular traffic � in Lagos and this always lead to restlessness. I woke up for work by 4a.m and came back to my house by 9 p.m. Every where in Lagos was stuffy! I pity many people who live in Lagos but in thatched houses, abject poverty and insecurity. I will prefer living in a two bedroom flat in a village rather than a dilapidated rented room apartment in Lagos.

My experience in Ibadan, factually speaking, Ibadan is relatively cheap like Osun but it is becoming overpopulated now. Nevertheless, you can still find your way of living comfortably in Ibadan and the electricity supply there was not bad as at the time I was still there. Though that is Osun is better. Mind you, Oyo light is supplied from Osogbo's power line.

Now Osun State, Osogbo as a case study, things are cheaper here in comparison with other states I have mentioned. There is peace, at least 16-18 hours of electricity supply, motorable road network (Gbosa for Aregbesola�). Everything is just kuleee here honestly though jobs are scarce but you can Venture into a business. Like me I am into Agriculture , other businesses. You can call for your pineapple suckers at a reasonable price or for your farm set up. You can also visit our farms to confirm.

Will you help with selling the produce and teaching one where to sell the produce for a cut of the profits after farm set-up?

nnamdi640:
From day one, I never voted for that evil party

But unfortunately you are in the minority, majority unfortunately did!

nnamdi640:
More hardship for the masses. What have we done wrong?

What you did wrong was voting in the charlatans in 2019 again based on religious and tribal sentiments even with ominous signs in their first term that they were horrible and terrible in governance! You were warned but refused to hear!

gracealonev:
As bad and ruthless as Abacha was, he had feelings for the welfare of the citizens more than Buhari and APC.

Abacha reduced company income tax from 45% to 30% among other major reliefs.

I know the next thing APC will target is to increase corporate tax rate even after pushing the manufacturing sector down on its face

Hmmmm. This too shall pass if we are able to do away with this demonic party called Agbado People's Congress from the pit of hell! We have work to do in swaying the broom-waving voters who are in their millions in a certain 3 states with a certain letter from a certain region who continue to vote for this demonic party no matter how bad they have been SMH.

JASONjnr:
This dude can not tell me that he's not gay ...

Abi

adenigga:
Source: https:///I-will-Finally-Crush-And-Defeat-Terrorists-Before-I-Leave-In-2023-Buhari

This guy is still in dreamland bikonu. It is not happening o!

michlins:
She will be posting big girl photos and you will be questioning your legit hustle

Abi

kingyakos:
When they brought in fulanis from Sudan, Niger, Chad, Somalia etc to come into nigeria just to disrupt Jonathan's government, they never considered a 2nd thought of managing the plague they brought as they've succeeded to grab the power they were hungry for.



What you wish to others in double fold is yours.

You can say that again! Their desperation for power at all costs has plunged the nation into chaos sigh.

Rgade:
APC practically handed Nigeria over to terrorists on a platter.

You can say that again! Their lack of decisiveness in handling this issue is why we are where we are currently SMH.

Elimon:
God will punish anybody that votes APC again into power..

AMEN, AMIN, Ase, Ise