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This has lingered for too long, and it's high time someone made it public. Musical tracks, Soundtracks for dramas and commercials, even their own jingles make some horrible unpleasant tunes. What baffles me most is the persistence of this issue which makes me ask myself: 'How can an international TV station in the calibre of AIT not recognize or do something to fix the problem?'
Mods, front page please, so that this can reach their attention.

Dyt: U go fear packaging na
Both women rocks

Gbagaun!

The registration link keeps replyng 'site under construction'. Pls who had such an issue and hw did u resolve it? Also post the link u used.

This guy, I can remember once scolded a female fan for kissin him @ a show and now, he has done somfn wch is even more gross! D gurl seemd 2b enjoyin it though! Talk about low self esteem.

A confused alien hu fell frm mars...ℓ☺ℓ! D daughter!

The major reason I'm on twitter is 4 d humour and i'v neva had a 'laff-less' tym der. Hre are some of the funny handles i follow: @ kattwilliams, @laughorYawn @fake9JAnews, @FunnyJokeBook @funnyorfact, @basketmouth, @GordonComedian. The list goes on and on...
U may post yours tu.
PS: u can ff @yemex. I gat ribs-crackin funny tweets tu. Ama ff bac!

D career page says "last updated 8th august 2012" while d recruitment page says "last updated 2nd sept 2012". Woh do u fink bout dat?

Got the info frm a frnd buh major job sites do not have any info to confirm it. If u do, pls post d link ( it'z gotta b authentic) hre for verification.

D shortcake woz d boomb! Wf itz notable hardness, ur teeth wil gat som work 2 do. I hated dat round one. Crappy taste. Used 2 wonda y d same company dat produced shortcake decided 2 produce such a significantly less-quality sister biscuit.

And oh! Hw culd i 4get 2 add tevez and chicharito! I jez hate dz guys!

*finkin* der must b moooor

Suarez shld top dat list! Afta wot he did 2 ghana @ d 2010 world cup, preventin dat decisive goal wf his hand and celebratin bsyd d touch line afta gyan lost d resultin penalty and most recently, pushin ramires bfor headin 2 score against chelsea, i feel an everest hatred 4 him. Materazzi also annoys mi weneva i fink of hw zidane culd av ended his career on a high b4 retiring. Suarez 1; materazzi; 2

dani1luv: Okay people. .lets see how good you're with Tongue Twisters. .try out the ones below!

1. Betty better butter Brad's bread.

2. She Sells Seashells by the sea shore.

3. It will make my batter bitter.

4. Freshly-fried flying fish.

5. A cheap ship trip.

6. Chop shops stock chops.

7. Draw drowsy ducks and drakes.

8. Red leather, yellow leather.

9. Red lorry, yellow lorry.

10. Which witch wished which wicked wish?

Mayn! No 6 d hardest! I alwys wonda dose hu coined this twisters

Ok. We know der r a number of gurus, acidtalk and the likes, whose posts regularly make the frontpage. 2d whole house now, hw many of ur posts have made it to d front page? Can u rmemba d topics? Which of them did u neva expect culd mke the front page? Can u rmemba ur first topic 2 make it der? Post them here! As for me, 'Why Is Northern Nigeria So Backward Academically' gave me goose bumps and a million smiles wen I saw it on d fp. My onli topic 2 date.

Joeblis: Rice, beans,tea,yam,bread,akara(beans ball),patato,plantain, meat..

Guy! Do u eat @ all

D way u sound, tiz lyk u neva evn liked dz guy, i mean... lyk u hate him. Ladies can b so complicated and vat annoys me. They often gv d impression vat d best persn 2 date iz ur frnd, and wen u exercise d patience of bein friends they take u for a fool and d dullin type. It's obvious u op are jest suited 2 datin som stranger hu wuld kip smashin ur hrt. Nxt jor!!!

Jst culdnt hold it in and decided to share. I'm stil a bachelor and mine has 2 do wf dishin food 4 maself. I culd stir round d pot for several minutes 4 d biggest piece ov meat. (I jst bliv d biggest piece shld b consumed first coz anyfn can apun d followin day, lyk a frnd myt visit u, want 2 eat and eat dat biggest piece...lol) It doesn't end der, as i also usually weigh almost each piece ov meat 2 decide wch is d heaviest. It got so critical dz evenin while i woz dishin ma fud dat i had 2 whisper 2 masef dat i had a problem, finkin ov how pissin it wuld luk lyk, if i eva try 2 do ds as a married man. And just dat moment, i tot several singles must also hav som home habits they can neva b proud 2 show wen they geh married. Let's share. D married can also add d ones they had when they wre single.

freecocoa: I've not just been chased by masquerades but have fought many and beaten the spirit out of them. Many of my dreams involve fighting and its usually people bigger than me but the good thing is that i always beat them up.



Sometime ago i dreamt that i was walking to class and the next place i saw myself was in America chilling with enrique and many celebrities, i got married to one white man and Enrique was fighting him saying i am the love of his life and that the man should let go, eventually he let me go and i married Enrique, had cute kids with him, after many years we came to Nigeria to show my folks the kids only to hear my friend saying something like " You this lazy girl, you no go wake up? day don break" that was how i woke up.

I didn't use to dream much but nowadays i dream every night and the dreams usually don't make sense. I even dreamt i was flying and the police were shooting at me the other night sef, fear been wan catch me but i just gather liver.

Gurl! U r krazy! U gat ♍ƺ crackin! If adey whr u d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ slp, na 2 jst chuk u pin 4 nyansh!

Esss: Biitch A'rse Corpers..

They should be expelled..

They are para-military for Bleep sakes.. So you mean they couldnt disarm them?!

When I served, I was a strong brutal Corper.. We learnt martial arts, weapons training, survival skills, espionage, infilteration and extraction..

Anyways, they are christians. Instead of fighting back, they would be praying for a miracle. I dare those robbers to attack the Muslim lodge.. Those Muslim Corper dudes are mean SOBs. .

Idi0t! U lack common sense!

Does anyone have an info on d date 4d passin out of 2011 batch C corp members?

yamunla: Me ke..! Even if dem go pay me 1.5 milla for the test,I no go gree do am..with the way I dey phuck with flesh nowadays like HEN..! Test ko! Aptitude ni.!

Hahahahahaha! Dude, i swear! U dey mad! Lwkmd!