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gmacnoms:
words of wisdom

Negro1:
sis give him a Chance na. even if na one chance. chance is chance. Btw Ze Lord works in mysterious ways.

praise ze lord sombori

Nt in ds situation....

gmacnoms:
emotional beating. D type of beating dat led leeport to his true love

Hmmmm...I c

gmacnoms:
The way me and yemsai is goin, i'm beggining to feel like we are the latest Mzflexydeeva and leeport o. Yemsai, what do you think

I think is a bad idea...

gmacnoms:
it's not dat kind of beating na. You too, you know that.

En en...which type?

gmacnoms:
how did u do it? Since I experienced it, I'v tried to make it beat, but the thing js dey like dat

My brother...it is still beating,
Dats y u can still quote me
U are alive!

gmacnoms:
btw, hrt break dey help lovesong dey sell na.

Indeed

gmacnoms:
pls o, do u mean u'v never had a hrtbreak?

Sure I hav...even tho it was,it's still beating anyway..

gmacnoms:
no time for love songs? I believ if they play a song about heartbrk, You'll be a ble to sing every word ( curled from *piano Man* by brandy)

Sure....who heartbreak epp?

Mzflexydeeva:
To God be the glory

I so much love ur gown!..its beautiful hapi married life dear..

Hmmm..ok

Hapi married life to dem...eyin iyawo oni meni o..

GossipHeart:


May God strike me dead any day i show love to any girl or woman who isn't my mum, sister or wife

I used to be that lovely boyfriend who buys flowers for my girlfriend, takes her on vacations and dates just to make her happy but i learned the hard way, i treated my ex girlfriends like Queens but i was foolish enough not to realize that you can't make women happy by being a nice guy

These hoes did me dirty

And when i became that hard boyfriend who doesn't give a flying fucck, these hoes are now loyal

Just because some one broke ur heart doesn't mean u shldnt love another...'we' are nt d same...consider dat a lesson learnt ...open ur heart to love and u jst myt find d ryt person for u...life is too short to be 'hard hearted' (if there is sometin like dat)

Thanks op...just wat I need...

OMG!...y r some women dis wicked nd heartless ....after carrying d pregnancy fr 9 months....doesn't she remember all d pains she had during childbirth? I mean even bfr dat. D mrning sickness,headaches, vomiting etc...she shld hav atleast tot abt all dat bfr dumping d baby...ds is too bad I must say... wat sum people r looking for;sumone is throwing away..hmmm *dis life*

Gunbiz:
wow wonderful, can i pm u?

Sure

Gunbiz:
April 7

Wow..same here..apr 7

I saw dem in akungba akoko yesterday...
Waste of time nd money..

Smh for ur case...osogbo weed at work...

Gladly..i luv 'me'

protegesol:
Ikere here.

Omo iya mi..hope u've eaten iyan ana 2day

Saint52:
Guy this are not problems,,, what about the fact that you have to provide for yourself, like feeling ashamed to ask for money, girlfriend wahala, infact guys problems has to do with money.
if you have money you dont have problem being a guy..... But girls if you have money or not you must wear your normal monthly red skirt.
Click like if you think girls should be well respected.

Ds is a real man...

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Perfecttouch:
Educating and entertaining at the same time,thumbs up

Thanks

Lesson 1/6:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, ‘I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.’
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, ‘Who was that?’ ‘It was Bob the next door neighbor,’ she replies. ‘Great,’ the husband says, ‘did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?’
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2/6:
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, ‘Father, remember Psalm 129?’
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, ‘Father, remember Psalm 129?’

The priest apologized ‘Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.’
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, ‘Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.’
Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Lesson 3/6:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, ‘I’ll give each of you just one wish.’
‘Me first! Me first!’ says the admin clerk. ‘I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.’
Puff! She’s gone.
‘Me next! Me next!’ says the sales rep. ‘I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.’
Puff! He’s gone.
‘OK, you’re up,’ the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, ‘I want those two back in the office after lunch.’
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 4/6:
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, ‘Can I also sit like you and do nothing?’ The eagle answered: ‘Sure, why not.’
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson 5/6:
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
‘I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree’ sighed the turkey, ‘but I haven’t got the energy.’
‘Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?’ replied the bull. ‘They’re packed with nutrients.’
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bull Sh*t might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there..

Lesson 6/6:
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who sh*ts on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of sh*t is your friend.
(3) And when you’re in deep sh*t, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!
Share this with your friends who needs a laugh today.


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Dominiquez:
Sometimes a lady will think that she will get a man's heart by giving him sex, food and doing laundry. Then she must be joking, because any sensible guy will dump a girl that he is not in love with that does all these stuff.


Never marry out of pity.

Right..