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[quote author=john_shagb]Let me share a story ♍γ̲̣̣̥ cousin told me about a newly wedded bride.
She wanted to prepare yam flour(amala) so she put a reasonable amount of water on fire but she didn't give it enough time to boil properly, she pour the flour into the lukewarm water and started stirring. When she realized the mixture refused to form properly, she quickly and quietly disposed the mess she prepared. She gave it another trial with the former procedure and we all know what to expect. That was when she summon the courage to tell her hungry mother in-law she doesn't know Ђõω to prepare the meal. I can't imagine what the expressions on her face would be at her first trial.
God go save man from all this babes wey no sabi wetin okro be, Ωa only noodles and fried rice dem fit cook[/quote]You sure say no be you?

slimdiggi: Tried to boil egg in microwave,hmmm Added egusi to ogbono,potty wey be like am i neva see,oh yes,overheated palm oil and it turned into a flambé(french cooking that alchohol is added and fire comes out)

You did the egg thing in a microwave just as i did too? See explosion.
Trying to boil yam, forgot the bar soap i washed the pot with inside the pot and boiled everything together(Don't ask me what popsy did to me that night)
Wifey travelled and I wanted to make noodles but added crayfish to taste, had to throw the damn thing away.

Proudly Anglican.

I believe it's true with my Etisalat

This commissioner is clueless and should be fired asap. Has he forgotten the antecedents of the Fulanis so soon? Instead of suggesting on how to flush them out of the state, he is deluding himself with provision of grazing land and recognition of a seriki so as to give them a sense of belonging.

@jaaiztech, you are right. The girl needed s/ex and the stupid guys money. A big lesson to ladies out there and even guys too. RIP girl and may those guys rot in jail.

Eziachi: And who are the Igbo soul bidders and buyers?

You ought to have asked that winsh about those in the know about Abiola's death. You get time

big mo: That was the mistake Gowon made. He should have gone to the Americans to purchase Atomic bomb. The war would have finished in one day and these Igbo offsprings won't be here dragging this thread this long.

Eeyah! I guess even Awo and his clique couldn't fathom that after all the free education. Obvious none of them knew what an atom is. Their offsprings ain't better too.

O o o o oh! That was cool.

Haters must die, pesin wey no ready commot for road.

Haters can die.

Boy o boy!

Nephew

Old news, I guess you you just got the memo.