Consultville:
The invitation card for tomorrow's inauguration that will hold in Eagle's Square Abuja is very scarce. Unconfirmed news from APC quarters claim that PDP members are hoarding the IV, some also claim the morning and evening IV now goes for N2 million Naira. Was very fortunate to get one.
The IV was designed and printed by T.W.S Located at Aromire Ikeja

Na to Scan and print direct form here abeg!! NO TIME

RobinHez:

shey u know say for naija, tention wire dey up?!

Lol. Na true o

Love it. Abeg I wan buy. E dey ebay?

Velocitron:
Hospital? I don't think it's that serious. It's possible she thinks about several things at once and doesn't bother to remember certain things, some people call it 'autopilot mode'
Just tell her to take it easy.

You gat it. I've been there before. Relocating and prayers made the difference.

arbitrage:
THE SIX GEO-POLITICAL ZONES NIGERIAN PRESIDENTIAL
ELECTION FINAL. RESULTS ALMOST READY and SOON TO BE
DECLARED.
Here's the summary:
NORTH EAST
(1) Adamawa -APC
(2) Bauchi -APC
(3) Borno -APC
(4) Gombe -APC
(5) Taraba -APC
(6) Yobe -APC
NORTH CENTRAL
(7) Benue -APC
( Nassarawa -PDP
(9) Niger -APC
(10) Kogi -APC
(11) Plateau -PDP
(12) Kwara -APC
NORTH WEST
(13) Jigawa -APC
(14) Kaduna -APC
(15) Kano -APC
(16) Katsina -APC
(17) Sokoto -APC
(18) Zamfara -APC
SOUTH WEST
(19) Lagos -APC
(20) Ogun -APC
(21) Osun -APC
(22) Oyo -APC
(23) Ondo -APC
(24) Ekiti -PDP
SOUTH EAST
(25) Anambra -PDP
(26) Imo -PDP
(27) Ebonyi -PDP
(28) Enugu -PDP
(29) Abia -PDP
SOUTH SOUTH
(30) Akwa -PDP
(31) Bayelsa -PDP
(32) Cross River -PDP
(33) Delta -PDP
(34) Edo -PDP
(35) Rivers -PDP
F.C.T
(36) Abuja -PDP
APC WINS 22 STATES
PDP WINS 15 STATES
INEC will release the Official results soon.

Whoever came up with this presentation should please check the figures again. For Kaduna, I got 1,127,760. (NOT 1,217,760). Though APC still won anyways, but let's get our figures right.

I never would have thought that a day would come when Lades would go completely crazy over male traditional outfits like Agbada.
Agbada used to be a traditional outfit for a typical Yoruba man and it soon became an attire for all tribes. But gone are those days when this outfit was considered strictly for men as female trend setters and fashion lovers have been rocking this attire with heels, gele and even fila.
Nigerian celebrities like Yemi Alade has also joined the league of fashionable ladies rocking this trend. What do you think Ladies? Rock on or make it stop?

Source:http://www.naijanewstoday.net/2015/02/you-wont-believe-this-lagos-big-girls.html?m=1

oweniwe:


the amount of gbagaun people are "commiting" now a days.... Even graduates..... Its pathetic....

They will blame government....
No be government... Na lack of book reading habit for secondary school dey cause am

Congrats, but you too join. What is "now a days".??
Na wa oo

Giftedgreen:
Sometimes job hunting is all about you. Sometimes job hunting is all about them. Don’t take every rejection personally. Here’s why.

You do not need to be a rocket scientist to realize that job hunting in Nigeria is painful, tedious, frustrating and most at times emotionally devastating. But not all rejection should be taken personally. In fact, there are many reasons you don’t get the job–and some have nothing to do with you and your skills. Here are 10.

1. Someone Had Friends In High Places

We are talking about Nigeria. Even when you are over qualified for the job,aced the interview with flying colors, impressed the interviewers with all you got; all it takes is a phone call and the job goes to the least qualified person for the job. Don’t take it personally, nepotism is the bane of every job seeker in Nigeria.

Some companies have policies that a certain number of people have to be interviewed for each position (or that the job has to be advertised publicly) — regardless of the fact that the firm has already decided whom to hire.

You got dagged in to check off the proper boxes on the form, but never had a chance of getting the job.

2. The Job Disappeared

You’d think that when a company posts a job, sources résumés, and conducts interviews, the company would know it wants to hire someone. But that’s not always true.

Sometimes there are disagreements over which department gets the head count. Sometimes funding is moved to somewhere else. Sometimes the company just decides not to fill the job.

Nigerian Immigration Service (NIS), don’t sweat it, we are obviously not talking to you.

3. You’ve Been Conned

Some people in Nigeria make a living from snipping the small amount of money that job seekers have. How heartless!

You weren’t called because the money you were asked to pay for in order to process the interview process was used to fund someone’s account. Accept our deepest sympathy for your money lost.

As a rule, no genuine interviewer will ask a dime from you if they are really interested in giving you a job.

Once again, Nigerian Immigration Service (NIS) stop looking at us.

4. The Recruiter Is A Weird Fellow

Recruiters are funny people. Most are awesome, but some will reject you because you have scuffs on your shoes, or because they didnt like your face. We wish this was a joke.

Sometimes you might be asked a ridiculous question that has serves no purpose but to see how creative you can be or how you respond to difficult situations. You really do not want to hear some of the weird questions that some recruiters ask during job interviews.

Most recruiters aren’t horrible like these are, but some do have their games.

5. You’re Not A Good Cultural Fit.

As much as we like to think it should be all about the skills, it’s not. Different cultures are better for different people.

Nigeria is a country where we find it difficult to alienate tribe and religion from our day to day activities. You might rejected for a job because of your tribe, age, state of origin or religion.

A lady might be rejected because she wore trousers to a job interview, why? The company does not allow trousers at their place of work. You might be rejected for wearing two earring and sometime for having two ear holes.

Skills? You conquered that. Cultural fit? No, you didnt conquer that

6. You Can’t Agree On Salary.

Theoretically, salaries should be based on market rates and nothing more.

In Nigeria, there’s a ton of stuff that goes into a salary. A graduate could be made to endure the military training of the Navy SEALs and after such rigorous process you will be offered N20, 000 as salary for a month. May you never encounter such people in your job seeking experience.

Even when some companies are reasonable, the prospective worker might be flat out greedy. If you know you’re looking for something higher than what the company can offer, then don’t proceed with the interview process.

Why waste everyone’s time?

7. Your (bad) Reputation Preceded You.

Often people think they can burn bridges at old jobs, because they’ve moved on to newer and better. The problem is, the world is small, and the person you told to go f**k himself is the your current interviewer.

You didn’t even know his name, but he surely knows yours, and now you’re not hired.

8. You Blew The Interview.

Sometimes interviews simply go badly. It wasn’t that you did anything wrong–you didn’t answer your cell phone, pick your nose, or insult the interviewer–you just didn’t rock it.

Sometimes you have bad days.

9. There Was Someone Better Than You.

Often people identify themselves as perfect for the job, but you never get to vet the other candidates.

Your fitting all the listed qualifications doesn’t mean someone else isn’t better than you are.

10. Your Village Witches Are Dancing Sekeem On Your Head.

We are Nigerians, we are highly religious and we blame everything on religion. So yes, your village witches made you to fail the job interview.

http://giftedgreen.com/2014/blog/2015/02/20/10-reasons-you-were-not-called-after-the-interview/

You forgot to add "you refused to sleep with your recruiter".

: The guy right is right nah
Blame it on d kind of English used in mathematics
The question should have read "solve for x in d above equation"
The guy used common sense sharply. No time !!

If my eyes no decieve me!

I received almost the same message on my facebook after answering a very simple question from a fake Mercy Johnson.
I simply told the sender to give me the office address in lagos, I would prefer coming to collect the stuff at d office. No reply since then.
THUNDER FIRE SCAMMER!!!!!!

Please I need people in lagos

Hello People please I need an MC, a DJ and group of dancers. As soon as possible please.
Any information pls drop your numbers here.

I see this hitting front page. As for the strippers.....

Hello People please I need an MC, a DJ and group of dancers. As soon as possible please.
Any information pls drop your numbers here.

And please tell me your location

codedmax:
i really want to learn how to play the keyboard

I gut a keyboard at home, tho not a super fly one put its way good enough to start up learning


pls where do i start from??

Get a teacher.

Sign up with me

Hi people. pls If you are a lady musician or you know any female instrumentalist. I mean those that play Piano, guitar, bass, saxophone, drums, e.t.c.
Please contact me. I got a deal for you in Lagos.
100,000 monthly, to play 3 times a week.

Call or whatsapp me 08022212892

If you are in lagos join us on Wednesday October 1st as we celebrate Independence day together. See the flyer for details.