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This is just plain silly, what will the goat say in court?
does he have an alibaaaa ?
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Hi Otohan

Nice to e meet you

Wasnt aware this was some pick up site?

Zandra1:
Lenny is cute but Enrique is cuter and I wouldnt mind kissing his juicy lips. Yum o.

START on his lips and end just about everywhere! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

f4flakes:
Hi Yewande,

Did Hoodia work for you? thanks

I confess I got bored with the thought of it, I like food but I still have it and its more exoensive now so I reckon it must work

Hey London Cool

"I presume you are into your menopause, so you shouldnt have any fear of abortion"

Maybe[i] your[/i] wife hit the skids earlier than me honey cos I aint near my menopause yet (though I have paused on men for a while heheh)

Ive no clue when it starts maybe Im a bit too young, but then again these days you can be really old and still have a baby if you lie a bit to get the treatment you can put off kids till your a say 60 and then with enough cash have them anyway by the help of a fertility clinic. I dont fancy starting over again to be honest but aside from rape or incompatiblity with life, I cant see a good reason for abortion (abortion being the injection of sodium chloride into a beating heart which then burns the skin of a baby red etc etc Ugh)

Thats my only fear of abortion angel! I take precautions, at my age women dont make mistakes.

Free:
_{why everybodi makin me feel bad jus because i yawn}

Cos you are yawning at a convo you think is boring and then having the cheek to say Next!

why do you think?

@SMC sorry it didnt say boy or girl before!

I agree sleepyheads make us sleepy n irritable therefore they should go away and get more sleep

SMC

It aint a mole its a beauty spot hehehe
shove over girl/boy ( it dont say) let a real women get in there!

Free

I saw you write the same on another thread

If its so boring why not go to sleep and let us converse?

, the only bored one is you to please dont let us keep you a moment longer!

Enrique absolutely NO contest

Its the accent, close your eyes and drift into heaven

( with your eyes closed you can feel your way, )

Hi all

I found this little gem regarding a 419er

http://imoh-udoh..com/2006/09/imoh-udohs-transvestite-adventures.html


Just desserts I think!

I think its a darn shame that honesty and morality seem to be missing and it does give Nigerians a bad name, this is westerners fighting back lucky one bad apple doesnt spoil the whole cart but if I was this guy, well Id die of shame!
I know lots of Nigerians and they are honest and god fearing so what seems to go wrong?

forgot to track replies lol

I have a fridge magnet which reads

"A man who watches two football games in a row should be delcared legally dead"

Al you men out there who thinks these rules are it, well you suck thats my opinion

and this line!

"4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you
expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell from the second floor, it wont happen. "

Well I dont think that bits funny and Nwoke should remove that bit in bold!
(Unless Michael Jackson wrote it of course, he might think that bit was funny!)

Laydeez

At least we know what games they are going to try to play on us and can whoop there asses
Football is a disgusting violent game hooligans attend LOL


It's said rugby is a lout's game played by gentlemen. Football a gentleman's game played by louts.

Imani:
@ Yewande,

I am glad you like Ladysmith Black Mambaza. . Nigerian music is quite cool except the it is usually sung in the local dialects which makes it hard for those who don't understand to follow. Yes I like PMQs. Today's edition was hilarious with John Prescot and Willam Hague, nice jokes. Hope the genetic testing process was not too emotional? I really don't like going for medical check up unless it is important as the less i know the better for me.

Oh dear I apologise I didnt get notification and I was thinking I had forgotten to track but then again I got a reminder for eveseh's post so I dunno why not yours Imani?

Anyway Its not the words I like to hear in African music actually its the whole darn happy sound of it, African people in my opinion are the happiest through any suffering they endure they maintain their dignity and the chanting sound is filled with pride and uplifting. I dont care what the words are cos I dont speak any African language its the whole package I like

The genetic testing involved one blood test and a look in our eyes that was it so noithing scary at all and I dont like Hospitals at all but this is for future screening etc so helps others and if that helps them I dont care, they did my kids too they were a bit scared at 6 and 1 but more scared of me if they didnt ( they need a complete picture eh?) If they c\an cure cataracts without selective abortion, Im all for helping!

Look at John Prescotts record now eh seems he cant get punished can he, what a male tart!

So for me in England being white n English it must be different, I geuss white guyz might come across as serious but I like to think of that as reliable and steady as opposed to a negative however, I assume you are younger than I am (45) so our priorities are totally different, no offence though! At my age fun is not a priority
( cant remember what the hell it actually IS LOL)

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chinani:
@ eveseh
How so?

Yeah I'd lke to know that too!

Im going to live my life doing what it is I do and I may decide at the last minute to say sorry for any wrong Ive done
( nothing too terrible mind you) and I will be forgiven thats what it said in my bible ( before I threw it away) Far as I see it only in my opinion mind not to cause controversy you get one life, live it best you can you only live once do whats in your heart but it better be good and not completely evil like paedophilia and then you can rest easy, having harmed no one intentionally.

The measure of the person you are is in your deeds and words not one or the other. Thier is only one person fity to judge and thats supposed to be God, he dont scare me but I dont judge my fellow man, I accept their difference as long as that difference harms no one. How many wars would their be if we all did that?

Devil Pah!!! God Pah!!!! Free will is a gift we all have, how we use it depends on upbringing and conscience. Its a big job we as Parents have. There is a world of difference between good and evil and a lot of influence goes a long way to swing it the in right direction.

Thanks Rhodalynn


H.U.S.H

Hi 2cantango

I confess I read your linked website blog
I confess it touched my heart
I confess I was so moved by it, I wanted to mail you but I couldnt cos you dont have an email  
I confess I didntpost one also
I confess I feel bad about that now!
I confess Im sending you the biggest hug ever as I know how you feel and I might have been able to help you
I confess I dont want tp tread on anyones toes or upset you.
I confess I cant decide if I can decide which of you and Rhodalynn I like the most  
I confess my addy is asante772000@yahoo.co.uk
I confess although Im new here I wish I could help
I confess I hope I dont sound like a crank, I have no agenda

Lots of Love
xx

LMAO
Wow thats a good one too!

Kasali
Unless your a photograher for the BBc or your friend is some magician or prof photograher then its an almighty great pic for someone not a pro or is he a pro or did you in fact cull them how DID your friend get both umbra and penumbra sides of the eclipse as its not possible as stated above,

I guess it never occurred to me they were not of this eclipse but of anyone anywhere and if you get the feel of the way pple in Nigeria were excited as I did yesterday (and Im not from there), you would know why they want to know where you took them as everyone else was stating where they took them from as it happened. I could see why they might think you had gazumped them by posting such a great prof pic even iof not your own as theirs are real and they took them so,if you have nothing to hide, be honest

Seun
I dont think they are of the eclipse yesterday, a sad guy indeed who needs to trump others efforts on this, Jeez!

O4real
Please dont jump on me! I didnt suspect a thing I see good in everyone, thats not a bad thing!

@ O4real
kasaliyaro said the pics were sent to him, not that HE took them himself!

Sorry Glessor
:DIt was YOUR toenail pic, not Maxflames (no offence Max )

Jebrills
Do you mean the "toenail" expression?
My mum used to say to us "look at the moon up there in the sky, it looks just like a toenail!"
So, no credit to me for that one but I guess its sweet. I didnt think when Iwas writing it I got carried away with the moment!!