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CryptoPornster:
The last social media friend I met one on one was last year December and she said something to me and that made me realize my life was going down the hill.

As at then, I was heavily into narcotics and when we met, I saw the disappointment on her face even before she mentioned it.
After about 4hrs (we've already had our training session) she said and I quote "If I knew, I would never have contacted you for a meet.

I asked what she meant and she said 'you apear like a threat and i wasn't comfortable when I saw you but your words shows you can still save yourself.

These words immediately struck me and I have been clean ever since.

Lalami3232:

I've only had one negative experience sha, others were pretty. This should be like 15yrs ago (during 2go era). The babe came and was far shorter than what I envisaged, her face full with mature pimples wey don reach to harvest. But my personality sha, I no too dey concerned about beauty. I look at the compatibility and the brain before we go ever fix a date. But joke apart eeh, Igbo babes too fine abeg. Una be descendants of mermaids or what? Hardly will you see an igbo babe that's ugly. The only times wey I don dey very disappointed na during sex. These non-virgins will paint a picture of decency, celibacy, abstinence etc and you go dey think say the kpekus go tight pass the economy. But if you enter, bros E go be like say make you go rent more preeq join your own. Nigeria non-virgins will make you feel so small down below. Dem go just force themselves to moan so that your ego as a man no go dey completely bruised but deep down, you sef know say this thing na oversized shoe. If you think I'm lying, just advertise dick enlargement products and see how your inbox go full 😁. The question I ask again is "why are these non-virgins so wide? Was that damage a man made or machine damage"

What do I really know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news of DNA test

BlueRayDick:
The funny thing is when they drive rubbish like that, they will still end up cussing u

I think most people in Lagos assume whether u are right or wrong in ur driving, u must cuss the other person out loudly in order for you not to appear as the one in the wrong.

Gerrard59:
Man's lust seems to be his Achilles Heel.

This is someone he should have hit, pay off and run. He decided to privatise her and the entire family.

TheChameleon:
See as shameless family dey drag old baba simp

He was greedy for some fresh 🐌 snail and they were greedy about his money.

2 don divide 4 be that in Yoruba lingo

DomPerignon:
Damn.

That's one helluva woman right there.

Tall, slim , dark and beautiful.

Emaprince:
Airmark in EPL chat room - blah blah blah blueraydick..blah blah

Airmark in Chelsea thread - blah blah blah Timbros..blah blah

Emaprince:
I posted a terrorists cofession, you dey ask me which govt?

Dont worry, its not TINUBU.

Ellexy:
This is Nuhu Ribadu, the NSA to the Tinubu begging and pleading with American officials for help to end Boko Haram, banditry, and kidnapping in Nigeria.

https://x.com/OzorNdiOzor/status/1986298195941429389?t=Fe9prr-_VHJtN12TlzdEPw&s=19[/quote]The internet truly never forgets.

historic:
You don't know the guy before? That is how he goes about supporting evil and throwing threats up and down using "We" will do this or will not allow this all the time.

brain54:
Pls try your best for your patient...

Don't let him die.

Just messing with you!

Jayhome24:
Stop talking nonsense abeg stop it.

Ribadu was pleading to end terrorism he wasn't talking about genocide.

nairalanda1:
Our civil service has always been this

Me pops was on a scholarship from government in the 70s . He was supposed to be getting 16 Nigerian pounds weekly. The civil servant in charge gave them ten pounds Nigerian and asked them to sign that they had collected the 16 pounds.

And that was way way back.

Today's small time thief is tomorrow's big time thief

optm:
The question I want to ask is, If it were his personal project, would there be this excuse of corruption for a poor job done? Nigerian politicians take on projects for the sole purpose of embezzlement and camera. I blame Nigerians still giving support and making excuses for people robbing them of the privilege of a good life.

AlphaTaikun:
Yes, Omoyele gets funding from Ford Foundation hence his rabble rousings. It just has to STOP and just like you stated, if Tinubu or the government robustly comes to take him into full custody, sections of the media will start shouting that "press freedom" is under attack. For me, I've realized that you DON'T give absolute freedom to some people and a lot of these OAPs and journalists in the print and electronic media outlets are abusing the privileges given to them by making inciting posts and comments. Standards for news reportage have to be set for the media ecosystem.

I like what Senator Godswill Akpabio has done by reporting to the Police Cybercrimes Unit and the DSS to uncover the people that spread the disinformation that he attacked the Donald Trump the POTUS. These highly IRRESPONSIBLE people have to be taught a big lesson for deceiving and manipulating other people for click-baits. Bola Tinubu has to STOP being a "Mr. Nice guy" and an absolute democrat but be FIRM on those deliberately spreading these toxic attacks on him. This is how Lee Kuan Yew of Singapore operated as a benevolent dictator till Singapore became an advanced country. Singaporeans complained about the policies but Singapore is BETTER today. NOBODY respects any person who is regularly insulted online and offline and who is perceived to be a weak person on the face of this planet. That's the way the human brain is wired for several millennia.

airsaylongcome:
Then I'm sorry, you would be the biggest f**l if you cannot pick a trusted mechanic that has your back. The average human being will act in their self interest. FACT. If there are no checks and balances, the average human will act like a savage. It's not about being Nigerian. Look at New Orleans during Hurricane Katerina when there was a complete breakdown of law and order. People looted and mobbed other to survive. Something that ordinarily won't happen in America. So the problem isn't that you are Nigerian, it's that in Nigeria, there are no consequences. And when there are no consequences, the buyer (you fot your car or the government for this contract) have to do all that is necessary to ensure you get the best bargain. I tell you for free for example that no concrete testing was done on this job. Is that not the government's job

airsaylongcome:
And the Tinubu government paid the contractor without vetting and stress testing whatever it was that was built? When you go to buy a car don't you go with a mechanic to check all "checkables"? Or you go and buy a car believing the word of the car dealer? Some of una ehn

LegendHero:
You can’t get good leaders to work for you in Nigeria. Everyone is corrupt in this country.

Even those that think they are not corrupt have not yet tasted roles where they will be tested.

But you’re right, leaders need to sanction appointees doing all these inferior projects, but it is what it is.

I now see why Obi talk say he dey buy fuel inside car himself, him appointees don show shege.

sleeknaija:
U guys can't stop to surprise someone. You will always have excuse for failure.

Iceking1:
But if it were to be the time of GEJ, he'd be the one that physically constructed It in ur eye's. You for dun blame am tire, insult craze commot for he head.

ChirstFireAltar:
Why would the wife relocate abroad? Children relocation is understandable. Women are just too selfish and self-centered, leaving a man above 60 years old to be living by himself.

DMCY:
Mugu stay there dey form lover boy till she lies against you to the police and you open your eyes waa to see welcome back to MMIA.